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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2012 20:50:31 GMT -5
November 20th, 2012
We open with a shot of the inside of the Wells Fargo Arena in Des Moines, Iowa as we are right in the middle of the main event of a WCF house show. Inside of the ring Adam Young and his surprise opponent, none other than former World Champion Torture, are in the middle of a grueling contest. Torture from out of nowhere hits Adam with a massive forearm shot to the face and then spins him around, looking to drop him with the Torture's Device. With the referee out of position, Young quickly counters by kicking his leg back into the balls of Torture. Torture releases his grip and Young quickly rolls him up with an inside cradle. The referee drops down into position...
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The crowd freaking explodes as Young's music hits the speakers. The referee helps him up and raises his arm in victory as Torture sits up, a bewildered look on his face.
KABOOM!
Without warning the arena is rocked with a very real explosion of some sorts. The crowd begins to panic and starts running for the exits. Torture and Young run to the back where the rest of the WCF roster has gathered. There's mass confusion as everyone tries to figure out what the hell is going on. Seth begins shouting out directions, trying to get everyone calmed down. Suddenly another loud explosion can be heard, this one closer.
Captain Punishment: "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?"
Everyone looks toward where Punishment is pointing and what can only be described as a wave of light is heading right for the group. Everyone turns and tries to get away but the wave is too quick and knocks them all to the ground, rendering them unconscious.
Several Hours Later
The faint sound of birds chirping gently rouses Captain Punishment from his slumber. Groggily, he sits up and begins to rub his eyes.
Captain Punishment: "Wait...why am I hearing birds?"
Punishment slowly lowers his hands and looks around. He and the entire WCF roster are in the middle of a grassy meadow. Off in the distance is a giant castle sitting on top of a large hill, blanketed in a dense fog. Off to the left is the woodline to what looks like a dense forest. And to the right is more grassy meadow for as far as the eye can see.
Captain Punishment: "This can't be good."
Punishment pushes himself up to his feet and starts to head for the only sign of civilization he can see, the castle, when he hears someone else starting to stir behind him.
[So here's the deal guys, the entire WCF roster just got sent back to Medieval Times when the space time continuum got ripped a new asshole. Everyone is currently laid out in the middle of a grassy meadow. From here, you guys figure out what your characters are going to do. Are you going to band together and try and figure out what happened? Are you going to go the loner route and say the hell with everyone else? The choice is yours.
There will be no killing of each other's characters. If you want to take out a villager for some reason or some animal for food, go for it.
Absolutely no using other people's characters unless you have their permission (this is a biggie, don't do it). Other than that, have a blast doing this guys. It's all for fun, it doesn't count toward Slam/PPV's, so you don't have to participate, but I hope you do.]
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2012 20:58:33 GMT -5
Two more minutes and Sarah Twilight would've made it to her Mustang. Two more minutes and she would've been on the road to the airport. Two more minutes and she'd have been a mere two hours away from arriving home in Los Angeles. Instead, she finds herself here, with everyone else in this grassy meadow. She looks around in every direction taking the entire scope of things in, processing it all. Birds, wilderness and...a castle? She runs her hand through her hair and sighs.
Sarah: Well this is just wonderful. [/i]
She glances around at everyone else who was also stuck here. Some of them she considered friends, some she couldn't stand. Regardless of either case, they weren't in a WCF ring...hell they weren't even within civilization.
Sarah: What kind of dungeons and dragons crap did we just get ourselves into?[/i]
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Post by Tim on Nov 21, 2012 0:21:23 GMT -5
We have our dear ninja on the grass. He looks up to see that everything is all uncivilised.
The Ninja: Please tell me this isn't Armpittaron. The last time I had to go there, I almost puked in the mask.
The Ninja sees everyone else on the ground.
The Ninja: If that's the case, my first mission as a Medieval assassin, is to kill the king!
He finds a nearby tree, climbs up and breaks the branch.
The Ninja: This should make a good weapon, since my Dragonslayer is still back home.
The Ninja takes out something.
The Ninja: SMOKEBOMB!
With that, he threw it to the ground, everything all foggy. As the smoke cleared, The Ninja is nowhere in sight.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2012 0:35:09 GMT -5
John Gable was half asleep in the back when he was slapped awake to find himself in the middle of a meadow.
John Gable: This is bad, isn't it.
John Gable looked around to the others. His head was spinning as he tried to put together the little pieces he had.
John Gable: What the fuck is going on?
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Post by "Hardcore Redneck" John Thomas on Nov 22, 2012 17:31:50 GMT -5
John Thomas finally comes too. trying to figure out where the hell he is..
John Thomas: What the fuck is this..
He soon figures that where he is, might not be too much different from where he lives.
John Thomas: O.K., first things first, Got to find a bow or something.
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Post by Tim on Nov 26, 2012 6:42:57 GMT -5
We see our favorite ninja inside a large castle, rolling in the hallways. Luckily, he still isn't caught. Reaching a huge door, he opens up and sees the king in his bed, sleeping. Taking out the branch he ravaged just now, he started the whack the shit out of the king. Seeing that he isn't breathin, The Ninja jumps out of the window. Suddenly, one of the guards see the king's corpse and alert the others.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2012 23:18:13 GMT -5
Captain Punishment, seeing that no one is going to join him in his own quest for knowledge and survival, proudly strikes his trademark heroic pose as he poses a question to himself.
Captain Punishment: Now then self, which way should I go? That castle seems to be the only sign of civilization for miles. On the other hand, it looks to be at least a half days walk. The woods? Well they look dark, uninhabited and to be honest, a bit scary. But on the plus side they're literally right there. As for the grassy meadow, my allergies are killing me as is just standing here. Hmm...castle, scary woods or allergy rich meadow? Well this is a no brainer.
Punishment turns and runs off into the woods, humming a heroic tune to himself as his towel/cape flaps in the wind. Within minutes Punishment finds himself lost and quickly regretting his decision.
Captain Punishment: Well then, this is most unfortunate. I know! I'll use my knowledge from my days as a boy scout to get myself out of this predicament! I simply have to look up to the stars, find the North Star and then follow it out of these woods.
Punishment looks up, completely forgetting that it's broad daylight.
Captain Punishment: Err, I guess I'll have to wait until night. Darn you Earth and your rotation!
Punishment angrily shakes his fist at the earth beneath his feet.
Captain Punishment: What's a guy to do to pass the time around here?
Punishment scratches his chin.
Captain Punishment: Eureka! I'll update my status on Facebook!
Punishment quickly pulls the cell phone from the trunks of his costume. He flips open his late 90's model phone...only to realize he has no service.
Captain Punishment: Curse you Middle Ages and your lack of cell coverage!
As Punishement settles for playing Snake, he's oblivious to the fact that he's been being watched since the moment he entered the woods. A pair of eyes peer through a bush at the masked hero, curious as to what it is that he's holding. Punishment, suddenly feeling as though he's being watched, looks around but sees no one.
Captain Punishment: Odd, I feel as though someone is nearby. Oh well, back to Snake!
Hearing the word Snake, the figure in the bush freaks out and runs off, causing a hell of a lot of noise. Punishment hears this noise and freaks out himself. He turns and runs deeper into the woods, dropping his cell phone in the process.
Captain Punishment: Damn you Middle Ages!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2012 0:47:19 GMT -5
Splitting up wasn't exactly the greatest of ideas, especially not when you have No freaking idea where the hell you are! It's not as if we just have GPS handy of the location that we're in. Sarah watches Captain Punishment run off toward the woods. With a sigh of reluctance, she begins to follow him. I mean, anything was better than just sitting in a clearing, right? This was after all The Middle Ages. Some royal army could come charging through at any moment. She keeps her distance, carefully and quietly following.
Sarah: What the hell is this idiot doing?[/i]
She quietly whispers to herself as she watches Captain Punishment get himself lost, have an argument with the ground and realize that no, modern technology isn't going to work here in the middle ages.
The bushes move as the mention of a snake scares off whomever had been trying to stalk Captain Punishment. Sarah figures it might be time to collect this nutcase before he gets himself into some serious trouble. She taps him on the shoulder from behind and can't help but giggle as he nearly jumps out of his own skin.
Sarah: Are you finished screwing around now? [/i]
She shakes her head at him.
Sarah: You know, being a little more quiet and cautious might serve you a little better. [/i]
She glances back to the way she had traveled into the woods, having remained silent and unseen the entire time until now of course.
Sarah: I think some of the others might have gotten up off of their asses to try and figure a way the hell out of here. The castle seems like the best option so far. [/i]
She begins back towards the clearing, turning back briefly to look at Captain Punishment impatiently.
Sarah: Well, are you coming? It's this way. [/i]
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2012 18:44:00 GMT -5
Captain Punishment stared ahead at the redheaded vixen waiting impatiently in front of him. On one hand, she was the first female to ask him to go anywhere since his Aunt Mildred took him to the movies. On the other hand, there was a warm yellow liquid pooling on the ground at his feet, the result of being snuck up on. Most assuredly Twilight would notice the smell of urine in the air during their trek though the woods.
Captain Punishment: Well uh, you know, I was thinking about heading to the castle but then I thought I'd better see what was this way. Maybe there's a better castle!
Punishment casually looks around whistling to himself, praying Twilight doesn't look at his feet.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2012 18:52:56 GMT -5
Sarah begins to tap her foot, waiting on the very inept Captain Punishment. The guy was an idiot, but it was best to at least try to keep everyone together. He takes a few awkward steps forward as he explains his half-hazarded actions to her.
"Whatever", she thought. I mean seriously, forget the explanations and let's just get the hell out of here. Perhaps doing something productive and intelli--wait a damn minute.
Sarah:What IS that? [/i]
Her nostrils detect the scent of something quite offensive to her nose. She glances over at Punishment.
Sarah: You....pissed yourself? [/i]
She shakes her head in disgust and begins taking some very pronounced steps away. She glances back one final time.
Sarah: Just...clean yourself. I'm heading back toward the clearing. Just....UGH just hurry up and let's go![/i]
She starts off back toward the way out of the woods. Obviously having no intentions of waiting on Captain Punishment to clean the urine from his tights. But he'd sure as hell better hurry if he expected to find the way out. Sarah wasn't stopping for him.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2012 18:53:24 GMT -5
Waylon is still laying on the ground, stunned, burning joint in his hand. the last thing he remembered, he was sitting in his locker room, relaxing, and now he's here in a field. By the time Waylon starts to take a survey of what's happening, half of the people have run off.
Waylon:I should be chargin' way more for this stuff.
Waylon considers following someone, but in the end he decides to do the worst possible thing, and wander off by himself. He find a thicket of trees, and begins searching through them for nothing in particular. As long as he is tripping, he figures he may as well explore his mind.
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Post by "Hardcore Redneck" John Thomas on Nov 28, 2012 19:02:04 GMT -5
John Thomas continues to walk around. Until he finds a sleeping knight. With his sword and a crossbow next to him..
John Thomas: hmm I think I may have to take this guy out, and steal his weapons
John finds a heavy rock, and smashes it over the guys head, then takes his sword, and crossbow, and all his arrows.
John Thomas: ok, now to the woods, and fashion a tree stand, and start hunting for some food.
John makes his way to the woods
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2012 19:05:10 GMT -5
Perhaps it was luck, perhaps just whatever weird force that allowed them to travel back to the Middle Ages keeping things in check, but whatever the cause, something was about to happen.
Sarah Twilight continues making her way out of the forest, still completely disgusted with Captain Punishment when she notices something moving through the bushes up ahead. She quickly ducks behind a tree to keep herself unseen and to get a view of who, or what was heading her way. She grabs hold of a stick with a thin, flat end.
She counts the steps, listening as each snap of a twig and crunch of the leaves on the ground grow closer. Finally when she is sure that who, or whatever is directly on the other side of the tree, she pounces. Jumping down behind the being she places the stick against their throat, pressing it in a way that one could easily be led to believe they had some sort of a blade pressed against them.
She is about to act further when she realizes whom she just ambushed....Waylon Cash. She takes the stick away from his neck and throws it down.
Sarah: Shit! Waylon. Damn I thought I was being followed by who knows what. [/i]
She shakes her head slightly and laughs it off, her own way of somewhat apologizing for jumping at him like that.
Sarah: Captain idiot is back there somewhere...he actually pissed himself. [/i]
She rolls her eyes as she points back in the direction where she had just come from.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2012 19:08:11 GMT -5
Waylon jumps, and spins around to see Sarah Twilight. He smiles, and takes a hit from his burning joint.
Waylon:Hey Sarah. You trippin' too? I didn't think it worked that way. Is it like Freddy Kreuger, and you can jump into my trip?... Weird.
Waylon looks around him, and begins to realize that this drug induced trip is far more realistic than most.
Waylon:What the hell's goin' on?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2012 19:10:42 GMT -5
She sighs.
Sarah: Put the pot away, Waylon....this isn't some trip. [/i]
She looks around, running her fingers through her hair.
Sarah: I don't know exactly what is going on...but I can tell you that we're definitely a looooong way from anywhere we should be. [/i]
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2012 19:13:18 GMT -5
Waylon:Well at least let me finish it. Ain't no cops for miles, looks like. Captain dipshit know anymore'n we do?
Waylon takes another drag, and looks over in the direction Sarah indicated. The fact that this wasn't a trip made sense. His stuff wasn't that strong. Still, it is very strange. Waylon feels around his waistband in a panic, breathing a sigh of relief, when he feels the bowie knife he remembered to loop around his belt. Always better to have it and not need it... as they say.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2012 19:16:14 GMT -5
Captain Punishement nervously looks around the woods for any signs of life before he ducks down behind a large bush. He quickly sheds his costume (and underpants) and then hops into the nearby stream to get rid of the smell. A few minutes in the running water and he's clean as a whistle. He emerges from the water, shakes himself dry and then pulls one of the oldest superhero tricks in the book...does a quick change into his normal, civilian clothes. He pulls his trusty pair of black, horn rimmed glasses and slips them on.
Scoops Callahan: There, now no one will be the wiser. Hopefully Sarah has already moved on and no one else knows that Captain Punishment was in the woods. Otherwise my secret identity would be blown!
Callahan throws the soiled costume into the bushes and walks back out into the clearing where he had been talking with Twilight.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2012 19:20:39 GMT -5
Sarah: Captain Piss-pants doesn't know a damn thing. He's more lost than anyone here. [/i]
Sarah continues to look around. She taps Waylon on the shoulder as she spots someone else in the distance. Whomever it was, they were equipped with weapons. Which is something they would definitely be needing in this unknown place.
Sarah: Now that's gonna be our ticket, right over there. [/i]
She whispers quietly to Waylon as they watch the man gathering weapons from a Knight. She isn't paying any attention to see Scoops emerge.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2012 19:22:29 GMT -5
Waylon is skeptical. He stays behind Sarah, as they approach the armed man.
Waylon:Careful. He's armed. We ain't. I don't like bein' in that position. My knife ain't gonna be much use against a cross bow.
He eases across the grass, also not seeing Scoops approaching.
Waylon:God I hope I don't die out here.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2012 19:28:58 GMT -5
Sarah leads toward the man. Keeping herself ducked down and hidden within the bushes. She ponders a few ideas of exactly how she would get that cross-bow for herself. She thinks she might have a plan, however, before she is able to spring into action, an unfamiliar voice interrupts.
"You there, halt!"[/i]
Another pair of knights heads in. One of the men is on horseback. Both carry heavy swords and are covered in armor. The mounted knight also has a long bow. They have their eyes on the man with the cross-bow, who would be John Thomas. Sarah looks back to Waylon with a look of "Oh shit, this just got bad...fast."
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