WCF Adventures #2: Fun In Medieval Times!

[Jonny Fly]

...and now we switch to Denmark. Jonny Fly and Corey Black sit alone in the Dethfort.

Fly: This place looks the same as it does in 2012.

Black: Fuckin' right it does.

Fly: You want to go find hookers?

Black: I believe they're just called prostitutes in these days.

Fly: So...you want to go find prostitutes?

Black: Can I bring a sword?

Fly: ....is that a dick joke?

Black: No, look...

Black pulls out a legitimate viking sword from...somwhere, that part isn't important.

Fly: Ah. Fuck it, bring the sword, let's go.

...and off they go to find medieval skanks. Too bad there are no iPhone's to tell them where the closest brothel is.

[Alex Richards]

Alex Richards rushes in and there is no one around

Richards: Shit, I'm two years too late aren't I? Oh well served it's purpose.

[Jayson Price]

Jayson Price awakens from beneath a pile of loose hay, reeking of ale. He rubs his eyes and spots Alex Richards standing nearby.

Jayson Price: "Are we back in the present yet?"

[Alex Richards]

Alex looks over in awe.

Richards: You drank so much you passed out for two years? I am impressed.