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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2012 22:33:46 GMT -5
The plan was working perfectly. If there was one thing Sarah knew about the middle ages? It was that they ALL were scared shitless of witches. Sure, she knew there was a chance she could have been burned at the stake....but, she was pretty certain that no 'witch' before her had ever escaped their bindings and 'killed' two knights merely by looking at them. She had them right where she wanted them and hopefully, this would help them get back to 2012....hopefully.
The head guard leads Sarah into the castle. There inside, the King is already on high alert after word of another king having been attacked earlier. The guard kneels down before the king.
Guard: Your highness, forgive the intrusion. I had no choice.
The King eyes the redhead and a sense of danger crosses him.
King: What is the meaning of this? Who is this maiden?
Guard: A sorceress sire. She practices the dark arts.
The King's eyes widen.
King: So you bring here here?! Why hath not she been burned at the stake with the others?
Guard: Forgive me sire. She escapes her bindings and hath murdered two knights with merely words.
The king senses his own life at jeopardy now as he looks to Sarah.
King: What do you wish from my kingdom, witch?
Sarah smirks at the king slightly as she puts him at ease, somewhat.
Sarah: The only thing I want, is to get out of this place. I need your assistance because I am unable to get back to the place where I came from. [/i]
The King shakes his head in complete denial.
King: We do not helpeth the servants of Satan in the kingdom of Essex. Travel elsewhere to seek your aid, witch.
Sarah folds her arms and narrows her emerald eyes at the king.
Sarah: Either you help me, or I shall unleash a thousand plagues upon your kingdom. Do not test me. [/i]
The king sighs, knowing he really has no choice. However, he does remain valiant.
King: I shall only aid you should you earn it and in turn aid my kingdom. Should you be successful in slaying Aezrayeal, then I shall assist you with returning to the place of your origin.
Sarah was fine with the terms except one question?
Sarah: What in the hell is an Aezraywhat?[/i]
Sarah had no idea what that was...but everyone outside, including all the WCFers in the cart were about to know EXACTLY what that was. A knight sounds the warnings, ringing a large bell and shouting.
Knight: Aezrayeal! He attacks!
Someone should slap the shit out of John Gable...if he wasn't pretending to be dead already. Off in the distance, we can see a giant black dragon approach from the skies. The dragon is VERY real and appears to be heading in to attack.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2012 22:38:38 GMT -5
Twenty minutes was all it took for the people of the small village to realize that the man who wandered into the area was not from around there. Even though he was covered from head to toe in dirt and reeked of the smell of urine, the magical devices he more over his eyes and the odd language that he spoke could mean only one thing: this man was a wizard. Scoops meanwhile was finding it quite difficult to communicate with these odd people. They grasped no English and he had to resort to hand signals, most of which they still failed to grasp. So now he had taken to drawing crude images in the dirt with his hands.
Scoops Callahan: Castle...king...alcohol...any of this ringing a bell?
The people of the village exchange glaces and grunts before shaking their heads no.
Scoops Callahan: Fuck. I was better off with the red head and the knights.
Knights. That's a word that the people understand. Thinking that Callahan is working with the brutal, evil knights that work for the king that has been making their lives so unbearable, they let out a massive war cry. Callahan hears this and automatically knows shit is about to get bad. He turns and runs back toward the hill that leads to the meadow where all of this started, six dozen angry villagers with crude instruments chasing after him.
Scoops Callahan: Ahhhhhhh.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2012 22:44:25 GMT -5
John Gable broke out of playing dead once he saw the dragon.
John Gable: AAAAAH SHIT! That's a real live mother fucking dragon!!! WE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
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Post by Benjamin Atreyu on Nov 28, 2012 22:53:10 GMT -5
Benjamin looks over at John Gable who has sprung to life in fear of the dragon.
Benjamin Atreyu: HOLY SHIT, ZOMBIE!
Benjamin jumps back in fear, he looks up and sees the dragon.
Benjamin Atreyu: A dragon?...Well, now I owe someone back home some money...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2012 22:55:35 GMT -5
The guards notice Gable rise from his supposed death. They had no idea he was faking, especially because of the blood capsules. And with his wizard's get-up...they assumed he was simply a witch as well. They would have dealt with him, had it not been for the fact that a dragon was approaching.
Back inside the castle, the king and the head guard hear the alarm being sounded. They look to Sarah.
King: It appears as though you are about to find the answer to your question.
They lead Sarah back outside to where the cart was left. She looks up and her jaw drops when she sees the dragon approaching.
Sarah: What the fucking fuck? No....no fucking way! What do you think I am gonna do about THAT?! [/i]
The guard looks at her sternly.
Guards: Everyone knows dragons are the devil's beasts, witch. Do not toy with us. Send it away!
Okay, playing witch to scare the shit out of these people was one thing. But no way was she going to simply 'command a dragon.' These people were off their rocker. Witches don't control dragons...hell she didn't even think they existed! What a damn predicament.
Sarah: Call it off? That's not a dog![/i]
The King and the guard look at her, obviously expecting her to do SOMETHING.
She sighs heavily, pretending to wave some magic around to 'revive' the 'knights' she'd killed. Better to have her entire group to try and figure this one out.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2012 22:59:16 GMT -5
John prepared his smoke bombs once again.
John Gable: I swear I will use these once today.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2012 22:59:43 GMT -5
At that moment Scoops Callahan, still being chased by an entire village (okay, it was a really small village), runs into the castle. The villagers, so focused on trying to kill Scoops, don't even realize that they are in the castle of the king that has been making their lives total hell. Scoops runs right by Sarah and the others, totally oblivious to the fucking dragon. Everyone stops what they are doing as Scoops begins comedically running in circles with the villagers in tow.
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Post by Benjamin Atreyu on Nov 28, 2012 23:01:27 GMT -5
Benjamin looks at John Gable with a expression of confusion.
Benjamin Atreyu: What are you going to do with those. Thats a real life, mother fucking, in your face, dragon!...By the way, I'm Benjamin, nice to meet you.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2012 23:02:17 GMT -5
Sarah watches the comedy ensue. And it was actually quite funny to watch Scoops get chased by the villagers. Though the laughs are short lived as suddenly a fireball comes shooting passed all of them and ignites one of the shops in the castle's market square. The dragon swoops down, sending another fireball at one of the guard towers.
Sarah: Oh this is just fucking great! Now what? [/i]
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2012 23:03:15 GMT -5
John Gable squinted at Benjy
John Gable: Well, maybe it will give us time to bolt and leave these mid-eval pricks behind...John Gable, like wise...
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Post by "Hardcore Redneck" John Thomas on Nov 28, 2012 23:05:03 GMT -5
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John looks at Gable with a pissed off look, then comes back to life, eyes still bloodshot from Waylon's pot.
John: what the fuck is this idiot doing
Then he glances to the Dragon with a what the fuck look
"God damn, that's a real fucking Dragon.. What the fuck are we going to do?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2012 23:06:35 GMT -5
Sarah glances around to all of her fellow WCF stars, whether they were friends or not, they were ALL in this one together. She takes a deep breath....
Sarah: RUN! [/i]
She yells out. I mean, what the hell else could they do about a fucking DRAGON?!
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Post by Benjamin Atreyu on Nov 28, 2012 23:08:23 GMT -5
Benjamin Atreyu ducks behind the cart.
Benjamin Atreyu: Well, I'm going to be honest, could be worse...could be brooklyn.
Benjamin looks at everyone. John Thomas and Waylon apparently not dead (damn, maybe next time).
Benjamin Atreyu: Well, since we are all here, I figure now would be a good time for a plan...or a gun?
Ben hears Sarah yell run.
Benjamin Atreyu: Thats a plan...
He begins to run frantically.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2012 23:09:14 GMT -5
John Gable: Show time.
John flung his robe to the side like a cape.
John Gable: I'M OUT BITCHES
John threw the smoke bombs, filling the area with thick black smoke. John Gable runs like crazy in a random direction.
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Post by "Hardcore Redneck" John Thomas on Nov 28, 2012 23:11:04 GMT -5
John follows behind Sarah running.
John: ok. We need to get to a spot to re-group and figure out a new plan.
While running he grabs the cigarette Gable gave him earlier, and lights it on a burning cart.
"great there goes the cigarettes with that prick that screwed up the plan"
John continues to follow Sarah.
fuck running in this armor, I want to get my regular clothes back"
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2012 23:11:45 GMT -5
Sarah starts to take off running like hell when a giant flaming rock comes hurdling over the castle walls stopping her and the rest in their tracks...followed by another, and then another. Though these aren't the doing of the dragon, who is still circling above, waiting to make another swoop.
Sarah: Oh come on! What now? [/i]
One of the guards posted at the wall shouts out.
Guard: Orcs! An army of them!
Sarah looks to Waylon, Benjy and the rest.
Sarah: He....didn't just say what I think he did...right?[/i]
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2012 23:15:14 GMT -5
John stops in his trakc.s
John Gable: Orcs?!? really? This is a fucked up world. What kind of sick bullshit is this. No, nuh-uh. You can take this back woods sister fucking uncivilized world and shove it up your ass.
John Gable walks towards the Dragon
John Gable: Yo dragon bitch...
John Gable grabbed a cross bow and shot at the eye.
John Gable: Let's go
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Post by Benjamin Atreyu on Nov 28, 2012 23:17:54 GMT -5
Benjamin picks up a sword.
Benjamin Atreyu: I concur, with Mister Gable.
Benjamin cuts off the head of an Orc.
Benjamin Atreyu: Shit just got real.
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Post by "Hardcore Redneck" John Thomas on Nov 28, 2012 23:30:04 GMT -5
John glances up
John Thomas: Now Orcs!!!! What the fuck kind Of D&D kind of nerd world is this???
He then notices a guard trying to rape Vanessa. He runs towards the two, and knocks the guard out.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2012 23:32:29 GMT -5
The villagers have finally realized where they are and, more importantly, that there is a fucking dragon. Scoops continues running in circles until the dragon swats him with it's tail, sending him flying into a nearby wall. Now unconscious, Scoops...
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