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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2012 23:32:55 GMT -5
The dragon roars out as the arrow hits it just above the eye. Sarah and the rest look at John Gable as though he is crazy. Hell, he HAD to be nuts! He just shot a DRAGON with a fucking ARROW! The dragon swoops down again and unleashes a HUGE fireball at them all, forcing them to dive out of the way or be burned alive. The army of ...well I guess Orcs continue into the castle. Sarah dives out of the way of the fire, when she is safe, she glares at Gable.
Sarah: Are you out of your fucking mind?![/i]
The Orcs infiltrate the castle and Benjy chops off one of their heads. Sarah retrieves her long bow and arrows and fires off an arrow, striking an Orc in the jugular.
Sarah: Fuck this, it's them or us![/i]
The guards retreat like cowards, one of them saying "Leave them to the orcs!"
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Post by "Hardcore Redneck" John Thomas on Nov 28, 2012 23:36:14 GMT -5
John re-loads the Cross-bow, and shoots an Orc right between the eyes.
John thats how we do it down south.
John sees another cross-bow laying around and motions for Vanessa to grab it.
baby, just like we do it at home.. If it ain't human and it moves shoot it.
With that said Vanessa lets off a shot taking down an Orc as John draws his sword and goes to town hacking orcs up
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2012 23:36:28 GMT -5
John Gable: 'I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity'.
John Gable shoots the dragon again and as it swoops down he grabs the tail.
John Gable: HolyShitIDidntThinkThisOut. FUUUUUUUUCK
John Gable tries to climb up the tail slowly.
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Post by Benjamin Atreyu on Nov 28, 2012 23:38:30 GMT -5
Benjamin continues to swing the sword, Orc limbs fly through the air as he almost enjoys the act of taking apart a race of monstrous beings.
Benjamin Atreyu: This has been fun, we should do it again sometime. Maybe after this we can challenge Death to a game of chess.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2012 23:55:15 GMT -5
The dragon ascends high into the clouds with Gable hanging from its tail. The beast is incredibly powerful and easily shakes off the effects of the arrows. Suddenly, the beast turns at a right angle and starts heading back down at amazing speeds....JUST before it would have nose dived into the ground it again turns swiftly, shaking Gable loose and in the process tossing him into the cart HARD.
Sarah continues to fire arrows off at the Orcs as the others slay them as well. But...there IS a damn army of them and they just...keep...coming. Sarah looks to the others.
Sarah: We can't keep this up forever! There's too many of them. [/i]
Just about the time she says that, they swarm the group, disarming each of them and capturing them for...who knows what?
Sarah: Great...fucking great. [/i]
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2012 23:58:07 GMT -5
Shit suddenly becomes real as an Orc head comes flying into the room from the hallway. The neighing of a horse can be heard as the thud of footsteps rapidly approach. Without warning a man wearing knight's armor appears on a magnificent white steed, a long sword in his right hand as he holds onto the horse reigns. With a mighty swing of the sword he connects with the neck of yet another Orc, sending the head flying into the nearby wall. All of the other Orcs take notice as the horse comes to a stop and the man riding it raises his sword into the air.
CAN YOU DIG IT'?
That voice could only belong to one man.
Jay Fucking Price.
The man riding the horse rips off the knight's helmet and throws it at the chest of the nearest Orc. The Orc roars in rage as Price jumps down off of his horse.
Jay Fucking Price: YOU WANT SOME BITCH? THEN COME AND GET IT!
The Orc charges and Price thrusts his sword into it's belly. With another roar the Orc swings it's arm weakly and then collapses to the ground. With the other Orc's still momentarily frozen in their tracks, Price looks to his fellow WCF warriors.
Jay Fucking Price: DAFUQ? YOU BASTARDS ARE HERE TOO? MAN I THOUGHT THIS WAS JUST THE BEST DREAM EVER!
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Post by "Hardcore Redneck" John Thomas on Nov 29, 2012 0:01:52 GMT -5
John looks at Price..
John Thomas: shit, so somehow you ended up here too Jay.. I thought you were locked up..
As the Orcs surround everyone John just looks around.. Obviously coming down from his high
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Post by Deleted on Nov 29, 2012 0:04:49 GMT -5
Price looks over at John.
Jay Fucking Price: DO YOU WANT TO DEBATE THE LAWS OF PHYSICS AND REALITY OR DO YOU WANT TO LIVE? BECAUSE I WANT TO FUCKING LIVE!
Price goes into rage mode, jamming his sword into the belly of the closest Orc. That's all the rest of the Orc's needed to break out of there trance-like state. With a roar they charge Price and the rest of the group.
Jay Fucking Price: KILL THEM ALL! SEND THE BASTARDS RIGHT BACK TO HELL!
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Post by "Hardcore Redneck" John Thomas on Nov 29, 2012 0:04:59 GMT -5
Vanessa grabs a hold of John..
John: Sarah, I think we are truly fucked.. Now would be a good time for Waylon to pack another bowl.
Edit..
John: fuck it.. Price is right.. We got to fight as long as we can..
John finds his sword laying one the ground as it was dropped by a distracted Orc.. As he joins Jay in taking down waves of Orcs
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Post by Deleted on Nov 29, 2012 0:07:00 GMT -5
More flaming rocks are catapulted over the wall. Finally, we can see the army of Orcs numbers in the hundreds...perhaps even thousands. And they just keep coming. Jay Price thwarts them momentarily, but eventually they become just too many. Now the entire group of WCF stars is surrounded by Orcs.
In their masses, we also can see Eric Price and Synn, who seem to have wound up being captured as well. Sarah sighs as she looks to everyone.
Sarah: I think now would be a good time to assume that we're fucked. [/i]
The Orcs round them all up and force them onto a wagon to be carried off...somewhere.
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Post by "Hardcore Redneck" John Thomas on Nov 29, 2012 0:09:36 GMT -5
While on the cart. John looks around and motions to Gable for another cigarette.
John: Well, now we need to figure out how to get out of this predicament
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Post by Deleted on Nov 29, 2012 0:11:08 GMT -5
Jay Fucking Price is suddenly overcome with a sense of calmness as Jay Price comes back to reality. He looks around and sees his surroundings and companions.
Jay Price: Ah fuck, what hell is this?
When Price realizes that it's Orc's that have him and the others in captivity, he drops his head in disgust.
Jay Price: I don't know how, but I just know my other half is responsible for all this.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 29, 2012 0:16:19 GMT -5
Sarah looks around at the others. No one seems to have any idea of how to get out of this one...and how would they? I mean there was maybe ten of them and...hundreds of Orcs. Sarah sighs.
Sarah: I have nothing.....[/i]
They continue to be carted away, back to the Orc encampment where they are all forced off of the wagon and shuffled into cages. Mind you these cages were made of like...sticks and any of them could easily break out of them. But...they probably wouldn't get far with all these Orcs everywhere.
One of the orcs steps forward, looking at the captives.
Orc: Kruk smash! Kruk hurt! Kruk bash!
The orc lets out a hardy and deep chuckle as he looks at the 'puny' humans.
Kruk: You fight Kruk! You beat Kruk, Kruk let puny ones go. You no beat Kruk, Kruk smash all!
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Post by "Hardcore Redneck" John Thomas on Nov 29, 2012 0:28:56 GMT -5
John just looks out of his cage pissed off.. And feels around to see if he still has his knife.
John: what the fuck those assholes stole my fucking Bowie Knife..
John continues to feel around himself, and finds the skoal he has, and takes a pinch and packs it in his lip.
at least I still have this
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Post by Deleted on Nov 29, 2012 0:32:47 GMT -5
Price, who had been trying to take a nap as they went for a ride to who the fuck knows where, suddenly sits up and begins patting at his jacket and pants.
Jay Price: Oh god...oh god...please tell me....
Price lets out a sigh of relief as he slowly pulls out a small, silver flask. He takes a hearty swig of the Jack Daniels inside and then lays his head back, eyes shut, as he holds his flask close to his heart.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 29, 2012 0:37:59 GMT -5
Sarah looks around, not seeing anyone step up for the challenge and she decides to do something. She rattles the cage she is stuck in and yells at the Orc.
Sarah: Hey asshole! I'll have no problem kicking your ass. [/i]
The Orc laughs loudly.
Kruk: You girl. Kruk smash girl easy. Kruk no interested to fight girl.
Sarah narrows her eyes at the ugly looking beast.
Sarah: What, you scared? [/i]
She smirks and it infuriates the orc. He stomps over to the cage and lets her out.
Kruk: Kruk no scared of girl! Kruk smash girl!
Sarah wastes no time as she sends a kick right between the orc's legs. Though it doesn't exactly turn out as planned. Her foot is no throbbing in pain as it was like kicking a brick wall. Kruk laughs heartily.
Kruk: You no hurt Kruk.
He grabs hold of Sarah and launches her through the air. She lands several yards away, hitting the dirt HARD. She groans out a bit.
Sarah: That...didn't go as I expected. [/i]
The orcs are getting riled up now as Kruk was indeed easily demolishing the fiery redhead.
Kruk: Puny girl! Kruk smash!
Sarah shakes her head at all of the men who weren't even going to try. She staggers to her feet and rushes the Orc, only to be walloped by what we'd call a clothesline in 2012 which sends her back down very HARD. This orc easily weighed about 600 lbs. Sarah was going to have a VERY tough time here.
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Post by Terry Roberts on Nov 29, 2012 1:02:16 GMT -5
COME ON SARAH!
Grabbing his ribs, injured from the surprise assault at the hands of this mighty Orc army, Synn breaths hard at the sharp pain as he inches closer to the front of his cage.
Think dammit. Orcs are notoriously strong, but slow,and as stupid as fuck. Hit and run. and they can't hit what they can't see!!
Synn falls back to the ground, breathing hard from the pain in his chest.
Sarah, cut off his head, don't.....forget...to cut....head
The pain overcomes him, he passes out.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 29, 2012 1:08:14 GMT -5
Jay Price, thinking back to all of the war games he's played over the years, suddenly has an idea.
Jay Price: Sarah! Pop smoke and then use your speed. He can't hit you if he can't see you.
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Post by Tim on Nov 29, 2012 2:28:47 GMT -5
Out of nowhere, smoke appears in the air. We see The Ninja doing a weird stance.
The Ninja: The Ninja is here! What did I miss?!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 29, 2012 2:53:16 GMT -5
(OOC: Will continue this tomorrow...way to sleepy to think now lol. But having a TON of fun!)
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