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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2012 16:41:36 GMT -5
To: Rutherford Von Newman
From: Scoutmaster Stuart Slane
1. Go soak your head.
2. It's not slander when printed, it's libel. And it's not either when it's true. Eric Price is a sexual predator.
3. What, lose another match against me?
4. How about instead I drive my size fifteen boot into that simpering mug of yours?
Scoutmaster Stuart Slane, The "Gang" Buster
November 20, 2012
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2012 17:07:34 GMT -5
@ericprice
I refute your statement Mr. Slane and believe it to be libel. You will be hearing from my lawyers.
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Post by Steve Orbit on Nov 20, 2012 21:10:26 GMT -5
@mackinso
look Stewie, if I wanted you gone, you would be gone, and you would stay gone #realtalk
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2012 22:24:53 GMT -5
@thescoutmaster
@mackinso I'm not one of your working girls you can snuff out and dispose of in a rolled up rug when she stops earning. I'd be missed.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2012 8:06:52 GMT -5
I have them on the run, Slaneiacs. If you follow me on Twitter, you have no doubt seen the reactions from a multitude of WCF Superstars in regards to my recent revelations to their character. Threats of lawsuits and physical violence are being leveled against me. Just as I expected. Barely half the names of the "Gang of Fourteen" have been released, and already the Wrestling Championship Federation is in a tizzy. Imagine the response when I get to the truly big names: the prime movers in conspiracy. The proverbial hornets' nest I will kick over will be so vast I'll need a forklift to do it. For now, the public must be satisfied with the identities of two more foot soldiers in this shadowy cabal, men who have held nearly every significant title here in the WCF. JOHNNY REB and COREY BLACK are members of the "Gang of Fourteen"! |
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Post by The 8th Wonder on Nov 21, 2012 10:58:44 GMT -5
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Corey Black has a reputation for killing jobbers (so far, we're still safe). Now he's exposed as one of the men who killed Scouty. Does that mean that Scouty is a jobber? #WonderfulLogic
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2012 11:26:19 GMT -5
@ericprice
@wonderweekly, interesting point. Now that would not be libel as it actually is true.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2012 12:05:15 GMT -5
@thescoutmaster
@wonderweekly The only job I do is root out conspiracies. I'm like Jesse Ventura, only rational.
@ericprice is 0-1 against me in the ring. Point refuted.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2012 13:07:24 GMT -5
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@thescoutmaster, take note son, do not use Jeff Purse's logic. You manage to pin someone else in a tag team match that I happen to be in does not count When you face me one on one and are consistently in the main event, give me a call.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2012 23:43:56 GMT -5
Every conspiracy needs a patsy. A man to take the blame in case things go off the rails. Usually it’s an individual tangentially involved in the group’s day to day operations. The figure has to be significant enough in stature so that the public will believe that he is the one ultimately responsible for the organization’s misdeeds, yet still be sufficiently out of the loop so that his outing will not destroy it. Who is this sacrificial lamb in the “Gang of Fourteen”? It is the one wrestler on the WCF roster fans would least expect of betraying the principles of sportsmanship and fair play. A person who has fought against monsters, yet seemingly avoided becoming one. Who know what this dupe, this mark, this fall guy has been guaranteed to keep the secrets of this shadowy cabal? What possible reward can buy the conscience of an honorable man? It can’t be a promise of forthcoming championship gold, since he already possesses our company's highest prize. As far as the next name to be revealed is concerned, the Future is now and there is no turning back from it. JEFF PURSE is a member of the “Gang of Fourteen”. Scoutmaster Stuart Slane, the “Gang” Buster November 21, 2012 |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2012 8:37:03 GMT -5
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@thescoutmaster Yeah, Purse is a sheep alright. Great job, Slane.
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Post by Terry Roberts on Nov 22, 2012 9:32:30 GMT -5
thehellraiserImagine that, the entire Pantheon behind a cowardly dastardly vile evil deed. such brave upstanding hero's that.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2012 0:53:18 GMT -5
@ericprice
A patsy, a sheep, perfect definition for Jeff Purse. I have a few theories on what would make him participate in such an act as to make him a member of the purported "gang of fourteen."
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Post by Jeff Purse on Nov 23, 2012 10:19:12 GMT -5
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SCORE! I was hoping to be a part of this infamous gang! Jonny says he is a member too!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2012 20:26:57 GMT -5
There you have it, Slaneiacs. The wall of silence has crumbled. We have actual written confirmation from a named source that not only the "Gang of Fourteen" exists, but an individual has openly and proudly admitted to being part of this shadowy cabal. All you Doubting Thomases and Dubious Debras now have no choice to admit that what I have been saying is the unvarnished truth: the Wrestling Championship Federation is harboring a traitorous viper in its bosom, one that has injected a lethal dose of poison into our body politic and seeks to constrict our liberties within its coils. The truth is out, thanks to me. My job is still unfinished, however. Three more conspirators need to be identified. And, Slaneiacs, these are the big ones. The prime movers. The men (and woman) behind the men (and women) behind the curtain. An "Axis of Evil" for the sport of pro wrestling. Separately, each one of these individuals has the clout to ruin a wrestler's reputation or end his career. United, they hold the greatest wrestling company in the world under their thumbs. The first of this triumvirate I will officially identify is one who is no longer on the roster. A dangerous man in and out of the ring, with unmatched wrestling skills and criminal contacts in two of the most corrupt cities in America. It is claimed this individual is currently incarcerated, but that my friends is a ruse. This former leader of the "Gang of Fourteen" is out there; watching, waiting, for his eventually return. The Dynasty is not over. JONNY FLY is a member of the "Gang of Fourteen". |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2012 17:00:55 GMT -5
The identity of the penultimate "Gang of Fourteen" member I will reveal should come as a surprise to no one. This person, more than any other, has sought to stymie my agenda of setting stricter standards for the WCF website. Using the power of her office and her shrewish wiles she has set up numerous roadblocks for my career. For this woman, this vendetta against me is more than business; it is personal. She clearly hates and fears me. Why? Because she cannot control me. I am not one of the multitude of concupiscent adolescents this company employs that can be lulled into submission by over-stimulation of their hypothalami. I am a noble man, and a righteous man, and will not be beguiled. You may be able to out-Salome Salome, vixen, but Stuart Slane will never yield. Vice President of Digital Media Media Content MISS LISL ANNE is a member of the "Gang of Fourteen". |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 25, 2012 16:21:44 GMT -5
And then there was one. One very despicable one. The man who is currently in control of the "Gang of Fourteen". You will have to look far and wide to find a man with so much influence in the sport despite having so little regard for its rules. He is the Darkness forever in search of the spotlight, and the true Monster of the Wrestling Championship Federation. There is so much more that could be said about this man, but the fact is at this point if you are not aware of his faults now you never will be. To those people I advise you to stop watching wrestling and seek out entertainment more in tune with your moral code, like "The Walking Dead". I'm sure this last individual has the show on his DVR, and eagerly anticipates the episode when that poor infant gets turned into zombie chow. The sicko. ERIC PRICE is a member of the "The Gang of Fourteen". |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 25, 2012 16:29:41 GMT -5
Posted on WCF.com:
On behalf of Mr. Eric Price, his legal team has come forward and spoke to WCF.com regarding the accusations made by "The Scoutmaster" Stuart Slane regarding his alleged leadership of the "Gang of Fourteen." His legal representative had this to say: "We are currently reviewing the allegations made by Mr. Slane and this alleged 'Gang of Fourteen' to verify its existence. Such heinous accusations could be considered libel if found to be untrue and if so, my client will be suing Mr. Slane for damages. Aside from my comments however, no further statements will be made."
When WCF.com attempted to reach Mr. Eric Price for comment, he declined stating "talk to my legal team." We will update you further with this story as more information becomes available.
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Post by Speede on Nov 25, 2012 16:48:00 GMT -5
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I never affiliated myself with the Gang of Fourteen, and Stuart Slane just proved it here and now. But honestly... I don't care.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 25, 2012 21:29:06 GMT -5
@theonlyone (Via Twit Longer)
This....what is this shit? I think the Scoutmaster is over indulging on the trail mix or something. Steve Orbit is not in any 'gang of fourteen'....a 'gang' of five at best, and we happen to go by the name Genesis. #StuartSlaneGetYourHeadOutFromYourAss
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