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Post by Deleted on Nov 16, 2012 7:58:17 GMT -5
Bowing to tremendous pressure brought on by both friend and foe, I am reversing an earlier decision I made. Starting today, exclusively at WCF.com, I will be revealing the identities of the dozen "Gang of 14" conspirators that have not been made public (as I have previously exposed two rank and members of this shadowy cabal). I know full well this course of action is the equivalnt of signing my own professional and perhaps personal death warrant, but I do it anyway. Check back at this website later for future updates.
On a related note, if any of my fellow Slaneiacs can contact me and explain how I can insert HTML code into my posts, it would be greatly appreciated.
Scoutmaster Stuart Slane, The "Gang" Buster
November 16, 2012
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Post by Deleted on Nov 17, 2012 7:56:46 GMT -5
Really? Not one of you keyboard warriors is willing to step up? All I asked for was a small amount of assistance with some coding so as to better reveal the full roster of the "Gang of Fourteen". Are you that afraid of how they might retaliate? Or has the most vile and dangerous wrestling conspiracy since "Immortal" bought your silence already? Very well. Once again, I will shoulder this burden alone. The first* member of the "Gang of Fourteen" I will unveil is a man who's time on the official WCF roster was short, but whose influence can still be felt today. He is a creature of voluminous lusts and appetites. One who, quite literally, is led by his genitals. While he may look harmless, this individual had access to cutting edge technology that extends the "Gang's" grasp beyond all time and space. He is the Villain of the Cosmos. The Corpulent Cross Time Conqueror. KIEF is a member of "The Gang of Fourteen"! Return to this website later today to learn the identity of another participant in this ruthless cabal. Scoutmaster Stuart Slane, The "Gang" Buster November 17, 2012 *really third, since I have already outed Tommy Kain and LA Johnny Stylez |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2012 8:49:59 GMT -5
Since yesterday's revelation I received a number of queries about the nature of my posting. The gist of them is this: why identify only one member of the "Gang of Fourteen" instead of all of them? Let me assure you, Slaneiacs, I would if I could. The names of these nefarious ne'er-do-wells should be made public as quickly as possible; for the sake of the sport and society as a whole. However, there are technical issues that prevent me from doing this. I have been told that the WCF.com servers are not capable of handling the online traffic that would rush to this site if ALL the villains are unmasked at once. My digital bombshell would not just destroy the "Gang of Fourteen", but the company's online presence as well! And while some may say this would not necessarily be a bad thing, as the former Virtual Ambassador of the WCF I cannot in good conscience let that happen. So, in short, do not blame me for the pace these conspirators are exposed. Blame shoddy planning and maintenance on the part of the Vice President of Digital Media Content Miss Lisl Anne. She's the one running this place, not me. With this out of the way, allow me to introduce to you not one, but TWO participants in the sinister Star Chamber that sat in judgment of my reign as Internet Champion. One is the evil mastermind that set into motion the plot to injure me at "Shoot Too Thrill". He is the Puppet Master of the Pantheon, and the architect behind the most offensive display of "sports entertainment" I have witnessed as part of the Wrestling Championship Federation: his own wedding. The very fact such falderal was approved to take place, during a Pay Per View no less, shows the breadth and depth of his depravity and influence in the arena of professional wrestling. The second is his wife. Together, these Macbeths of the Mat help rule the "Gang of Fourteen", and through it, most of the WCF. Nothing, not injury, not branding, not even losing the tag team titles to Doc Henry and Joel Hall has been able to loosen the death-grip they have on this company. THE UNSTABLE ELEMENTS are members of the "Gang of Fourteen". Scoutmaster Stuart Slane, The "Gang" Buster November 18, 2012 |
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Post by Terry Roberts on Nov 18, 2012 21:40:36 GMT -5
From: Terry "Synn" Roberts
To: Doc Henry
Re: Your promo comments about me
Truth be told Doc Henry, it was because of you that i left you, and as stated on a couple of occasions, NEVER wanted anything to do with the tag division ever again
Gravedigger did in one day what you nearly killed after two months, put my faith back in tag team partners.
How did Gravedigger do this? Ressurect what YOU, Doc Henry, nearly killed? By doing in one day what you were too lazy and selfish to do in almost TWO MONTHS
He stepped up, instilled a new found fire, and did in one single day what you refused to do in nearly two months, he communicated with me, shared ideas, and proved to me that i would not be walking alone on the path to the tag team titles.
Talk all the gay jokes and jabs you want Doc Henry. I don't give a fuck about you, in fact, Waylon Cash validated every goddamn thing i ever said about you. You killed the passion and desire in me Doc, YOU KILLED MY FAITH IN OTHERS, gravedigger returned that faith in me. He brought back to life WHAT DOC HENRY KILLED! I pity Joel Hall, knowing what i had to suffer and go through as your tag team partner Doc Henry, he now has to suffer.
Go make gay bashing jokes about that.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2012 7:16:21 GMT -5
The latest complaint about the manner I am revealing the identities of the "Gang of Fourteen" is the conspirators in question are not on the active roster. To this I respond: so? Just because half of the cabal is not currently competing in the ring does not mean their influence cannot be felt. People who are making this complaint have the perception of an infant playing peekaboo. Out of sight should not mean, out of mind. Nevertheless, to placate the attention-deficit disordered among the WCF Universe, I will name a "Gang" member that viewers of Slam can have the misfortune of seeing on a weekly basis. This individual has been on the wrong side of the law his entire life. A common street thug who has risen through the ranks of the underworld with near terminal velocity. A current WCF champion who sullies the good name of the title he holds, he also bears the distinction of being the only man in the Wrestling Championship Federation who can be less trusted around women than Eric Price.* He is every father's nightmare, the Harrowing Whore Monger, the Serpent of Genesis: STEVEN ORBIT is a member of the "Gang of Fourteen." Scoutmaster Stuart Slane, The "Gang" Buster November 19, 2012 * EDIT: Having just learned whom Mister Price is wrestling next week at the "End of the World" Pay Per View, I rescind this statement. No one is worse than Eric Price. |
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Post by Tim on Nov 19, 2012 7:24:10 GMT -5
From: The Ninja
To: Stuart Slane
I think one of the members of The Gang of Fourteen is a rival ninja, trying to destroy me and take disguise himself as me. Heck, he might even take you out and disguise as you. I warn you, scoutmaster, bring a smoke bomb with you everywhere you go. He's a master of disguise. He could be anyone! He could even be you. You could be your own worst enemy.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2012 7:28:27 GMT -5
To: The Ninja
From: Scoutmaster Stuart Slane
Please keep your rampant paranoia out of my thread. Thank you.
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Post by RVN on Nov 19, 2012 11:07:46 GMT -5
To: Scoutmaster Stuart Slane
From: Dr. Rutherford Von Newman PhD.
How very ironic Mr. Slane. You accuse others of paranoia and yet so flippant are you in your own ridiculous concoctions. I regret having prematurely assumed you held any semblance of sanity. A Gang of Fourteen? Really, Mr. Slane? I'd offer counsel, though I shan't hold my breath for such a cantankerous defect. I suppose it shall be merely a matter of time before you rush upon your beloved keyboard with effeminate glee to proclaim that little green men have taken up the ranks of the WCF. Conspiracy theories are hogwash Mr. Slane, hogwash! You are a sick man in need of a thorough psychological evaluation. I applaud Mr. Price for bringing your mental deficiencies to my attention. There is yet hope for this organization! Mr. Eric Price is evidence of such.
Sincerely,
The Good Doctor
P.S. - An abortion was merely a phone call away, Mr. Slane.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2012 12:16:17 GMT -5
To: Rutherford Von Newman
From: Scoutmaster Stuart Slane
1. The "Gang of Fourteen" is real, and I have the names to prove it.
2. Eric Price is a moral abomination.
3. From what I've witnessed, you aren't much better
4. Continue to impugn my sanity and I will drop you on your head with such violence your fellow phrenologists will have a field day examining your dented skull.
Scoutmaster Stuart Slane, The "Gang" Buster
November 19, 2012
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2012 12:28:36 GMT -5
@ericprice
I'm a moral abomination? Mr. Slane, that's like the pot calling the kettle black. That's the equivalent of Adolf Hitler looking over at Josef Stalin and saying "what an evil and sick human being". But I suppose you are so high on yourself that it works like a drug for you to believe your own nonsense. #EricPriceSpeaksTheTruth
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Post by RVN on Nov 19, 2012 12:48:36 GMT -5
From: Dr. Rutherford Von Newman PhD.
To: Stuart Slane
1. To suggest that simply drafting together a bulletin of names constitutes proof of any kind is absolutely farcical.
2. Eric Price is an astounding young man with an impeccable moral compass.
3. You most certainly could not have been speaking of I, Dr. Rutherford Von Newman! Most certainly not!
4. The foreboding of such barbaric acts of physical harm only further lend credence to my findings, that you Mr. Slane suffer from serious psychological duress. In my professional opinion, schizophrenia is the most likely of culprits.
Sincerely,
The Good Doctor
P.S. - You, Mr. Slane are a defect!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2012 15:53:11 GMT -5
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@ericprice You just compared yourself to Stalin in your own Tweet, you bloviating ignoramus #EricPriceFailsBothHistoryandAnalogies
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2012 15:56:51 GMT -5
@ericprice
I did that quite intentionally Mr. Slane. Don't presume you know and understand everything. Besides, I see you conveniently forgot the part where I referred to you as a Nazi. Guess truthiness is needed for your arguments to make them doubleplusgood. #EricPricePrefersOrwellianReferences
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2012 16:07:03 GMT -5
To: Rutherford Von Newman
From: Scoutmaster Stuart Slane
1. My list is more credible than your diploma, mountebank.
2. Eric Price's moral compass points him in the direction of the infernal pit.
3. Indeed I am. What are you going to do about it?
4. You can take your diagnosis and cram it. I've no use for your uninformed hocus pocus.
Scoutmaster Stuart Slane, The "Gang" Buster
November 19, 2012
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2012 19:22:44 GMT -5
@ericprice
Go ahead and post the "Gang of Fourteen"; let's find out who attacked you so I can send them each a stipend of congratulations. I can assure you however that I was not involved in such an endeavour; admittedly I'd love to take credit for it all if I was.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2012 20:22:47 GMT -5
@thescoutmaster
@ericprice I'll post the remaining names when I'm good and ready. Don't you have a ravishment to prepare for?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2012 20:26:05 GMT -5
@ericprice
@thescoutmaster, you think that's funny? That coming from a man who likes to spend an awful lot of time with little boys and surprisingly you're not even a Catholic priest. This raises many questions in my view.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2012 20:46:55 GMT -5
@thescoutmaster
@ericprice Your view is from under a rock with the rest of the slime.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2012 7:34:38 GMT -5
I am taking time from preparing for my Hardcore Title Match to reveal two more names on my list of "Gang of Fourteen" members. These are figures familiar to one of my opponents. One is a hirsute, overly tattooed self-proclaimed sex symbol, the other a schizoid with poor taste in paramours. Together they plot to end my career. He is the Confederate Cassanova, the "Randy" Southern Dandy, the Hayseed Hearthrob. She is the Antigone of Agony, the Hardcore Harridan, the Bifurcated Rhymes with Witch. RYAN PUGH and OPHELIA PAIN are members of the "Gang of Fourteen." |
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Post by RVN on Nov 20, 2012 10:36:58 GMT -5
To: Stuart Slane
From: Dr. Rutherford Von Newman PhD.
1. To suggest that I am a common charlatan whilst you continue to produce apocryphal attestation of this illusory 'Gang of Fourteen' most certainly indicates that your nonsensical delusions are much further advanced than the original diagnosis had concluded.
2. Your propensity to slander Mr. Price is neither a welcomed nor constructive contribution to the discussion.
3. Oh but I shall 'do something about it', Mr. Slane! Oh I shall indeed!
4. Whilst I appreciate the inherent exigence which serves as the root cause to your incredulous retorts, I must insist that you seek my counsel. I simply must! Pro-bono of course.
Sincerely,
The Good Doctor
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