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Post by Deleted on Jun 4, 2012 15:11:08 GMT -5
After the 6/3 Slam
“It would appear there is some uproar about the altercation that took place last night at Sunday Night Slam between myself and the referee of my match with “The Daredevil” Jonathan Jakobs. The incident in question took place after a hard fought contest that could have gone either way but ultimately ended with Mister Jakobs being declared the victor. To him I say congratulations, not only for getting the win, but also for not lowering yourself to use your ‘Green Light’ move to do it. I am glad you now agree that such a disgusting, debasing bit of gamesmanship has no place in the sport of professional wrestling.
“But back to the matter of hand. After the match, tempers were running high among all parties. Words were exchanged, and as a result, hands were put on the referee. There is no excuse for this, but I feel it is necessary to assign a context to the disagreement so that the Wrestling Championship Federation and its fans will understand my state of mind. During our discussion the referee made a statement calling into question not only my ability as a competitor, but my very masculinity. Worse, he then referred to Mister Jakobs by using a racial epithet. It was at this point I lost control of my emotions.”
“I understand that what I did was wrong. To engage in direct contact with a WCF official, no matter what the provocation, is unacceptable. I fully anticipate some sort of fine or suspension to be forthcoming for my actions. My only request is that any monetary penalty collected be donated to the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People in the name of deceased Hall of Fame wrestler Koko B. Free, whose in-ring antics and flamboyant style entertained millions of fans both black and white. Perhaps then something positive can come from this ugly occurrence. Thank you for your time.”
‘The Scoutmaster’ Stuart Slane
6/4/12
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2012 10:33:44 GMT -5
After the 6/10 Slam
Another Sunday Night Slam, another apology. This time for failing to abide by the motto that has served the Scouts well for decades, for last night, I was not prepared, and it cost me a victory.
If I had been, I would have foreseen the necessity of wearing a protective athletic support garment during my handicap match against the trio of Hunter Valentyne, Adam "The Villain" Young, and Apathy. In consequence, I suffered grievous bodily harm in the form of a low blow from the distaff member of this "Axis of Evil". What is even more galling is that I set myself up for such scurrilous bushwackery by earlier defending the woman in question's honor!
Despite the vicious and unprovoked assault on my Pubic symphysis, I was able to continue my match, albeit in a weakened state. The affliction and sheer numbers were too much for me to overcome, and once again I was denied the pinfall.
Now, a lesser man might make excuses, or decide that because of the nature of the defeat, turn his back on the code of chivalry he was raised to follow. After all, if I was facing the "right" way, I would have seen Apathy's cheap shot coming and prevented it with a Scoutmaster Slam that would have crushed her bones to jelly.
But would it really have been the "right" way? I think not. It is a man's duty to protect the fairer sex, even if she is a shrill, duplicitous termagant who will not think twice about punching someone in the block and tackle when the opportunity presents itself. If this makes me "corny" and "old hat", then so be it. I cannot ignore the lessons that made me into the person I am today, even if this does cost my fans, my Slaneiacs, the chance to see me triumph.
Still, I really should have put on a cup.
"The Scoutmaster" Stuart Slane
6/11/2012
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2012 9:19:21 GMT -5
After the 6/17 Slam
Yesterday, Sunday, June 17, was Father’s Day. I hope those reading were able to spend part of the holiday with their dads, or at least send them their best wishes by phone, fax, or mail. The role of paternal parent is so often ignored, if not outright dismissed, by society today. See a father in the media and odds are he is portrayed as a bumbling sitcom punchline at best or monstrous abuser at worst. It is a national tragedy. So please, if you have not already done so, take some time to reflect on everything your father has meant to you. Remember the support he provided, the lessons he taught. Being a good parent is a significant undertaking, one that should be rewarded if not in deed, then at least by word.
As some of you know, I am a father. My three children were unable to see me this Father’s Day due to logistics, but they still were able to convey to me their love and thanks through a card they created with their computer and a credit to Cabela’s Online Store. It was a wonderful surprise to click on an email attachment Sunday morning and see an uploaded photograph of that trio of smiling faces. A moment, I am man enough to admit, made me more than a tad misty eyed. As for their present, it has already been spent, on a pair of 13” Heavyweight Wool Crew Socks (Size XL, $13.99 plus shipping and handling) that I will wear with pride when autumn comes.
I received another “gift” this Father’s Day, one that was equally hard earned. At Sunday Night Slam I became the Number One Contender for the People’s Title by defeating Hank Lane. It was a tough, back and forth battle, one my opponent nearly won. I wish I could congratulate Mister Lane for fighting the good fight, but the sad reality is once again I was facing a foe who had no moral qualms about breaking the rules in order to gain an advantage. It would seem he ignored my statement that I would be wearing a protective cup in my matches after an earlier incident hobbled me. His failure to be prepared cost him. Just as I predicted.
Now, I am one win away from holding my first title in the WCF. At Blast I will wrestle the current People’s Champion, Kid Phantasm, in a match some wrestling insiders are calling ‘the most anticipated bout on the card, a battle for the very soul of the Wrestling Championship Federation.’ I don’t know if I would rate the stakes so high, but the truth is this match is important. I will go into greater detail as to why later, but suffice to say I believe the People’s Title to be the most significant, most cherished belt in this organization, for what it represents, and, as nice a young man Mister Phantasm seems to be, he is wholly unfit to wear it.
So, in conclusion, thank you Reagan, Ron, and Wil for your wonderful Father’s Day gift, thank you Slaneiacs for your words of encouragement, and thank you Mister Lerch for the opportunity you have provided me. I will do my utmost to live up to your expectations, and, Lord willing, become your People’s Champion.
“The Scoutmaster” Stuart Slane
6/18/2012
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Post by Deleted on Jun 22, 2012 16:25:44 GMT -5
It has been brought to my attention that Miss Kaylyn Evans has been sending out feelers about taking on new clients to manage in the Wrestling Championship Federation. This same source then inquired if I myself would be interested in employing her. It is an intriguing proposition. Miss Evans is a well regarded veteran of the professional wrestling circuit. A former competitor, she understands the behind the scenes aspects of the sport more than a self-confessed newcomer like myself would. Having a seasoned hand to help guide my career would definitely be beneficial for me, especially since I expect to become a more high profile figure in the WCF after I become People's Champion. So to answer your question, "SlaneiacNo.11", yes, I would consider hiring Miss Evans as my manager. However, I do have one concern, and that is how she attires herself. Someone who represents me would also be representing my organization: Slane's Scouts, and as such he or she would need to dress in a manner that does not invite questioning of his or her moral turpitude. Parents would be reluctant to enroll their children in a youth group that employs a spokesperson who outfits herself thusly:  This issue does not necessarily preclude a partnership however, as this picture demonstrates:  As the viewer can see, these uniforms allow the wearer to present herself in a more professional, appropriate manner while not sacrificing either comfort or femininity. In addition, all of those garments are preshrunk and machine washable, though ironing is recommended. Let me state for the record I have not contacted Miss Evans about any possible partnership between her and my organization. I simply do not have the time currently, as I have been preparing non-stop for my match against Kid Phantasm at Blast. The possibility, however, was too compelling not to address. Thank you again, "SlaneiacNo.11" for the heads up, and thanks to everyone else who has been supporting me in the days leading up to this important match. "The Scoutmaster" Stuart Slane June 22, 2012 |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2012 4:51:25 GMT -5
To: Misters Hank Lane, TEK, and Steeltoe Joe
From: “The Scoutmaster” Stuart Slane
Subject: The Prophecy
I spotted the post at WCF.com announcing your search for a fourth member to your “stable.” While I know recently there was intense competition between myself and Mister Lane to become Number One Contender for the People’s Title, it would be short-sighted of me to ignore such an opportunity. After Blast, when I defeat Kid Phantasm and become the Wrestling Championship Federation’s People’s Champion, it will be of great benefit to have the support of a group. Therefore, let me state my interest in becoming part of your organization, if certain terms are met. These nonnegotiable conditions are as follows:
1. I will be put in the position as leader of the organization
2. The name “The Prophecy” will be changed to “The Troop”
3. All members of “The Troop” will be required to spend at least one weekend a month volunteering in the management of “Camp Slane” in Lakawanna State Park
4. Hair of all members of “The Troop” must be worn short, and sideburns and facial hair will be prohibited.
I feel these changes to create a more homogenous front will profit all parties involved, and allow each of us to achieve greater success in the WCF than we could separately. Please consider my offer, though I do recommend a prompt response, as there are other persons, individually and collectively, making similar inquiries as yours, ones for the sake of fairness I must respond to on a “first come, first serve” basis. Thank you.
“The Scoutmaster” Stuart Slane
June 24, 2012
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2012 5:52:44 GMT -5
There’s a bear in the woods.
It sows rancor and discord among the other denizens. A mass exodus begins. Factions are formed as the forest turns against itself. A veritable civil war looms.
For some people the bear is easy to see. They know the beast brings fear to the forest, and stand ready to fight it.
Others don’t see the bear at all. They doubt its existence, or Pooh Pooh the danger. Instead, they fritter away their time playing games of chance or (allegedly) pumping uncountable sums of money into the Thailand sex economy.
Is this leadership? I think not. Whether the bear is tame or vicious and dangerous, a leader must BE PREPARED for any eventuality. He must be on constant guard, making sure that the forest stands tall in this time of tribulation.
I am that leader. You can be sure, people of the WCF Universe, I will not desert you in your time of need to (allegedly) participate in depraved bacchanals on foreign soil, nor do I ever take chances. To paraphrase Robert Frost: my games are work for mortal stakes, the deed must always be truly done, for Heaven and future’s sakes.
My name is Stuart Slane, and I see the bear.
“The Scoutmaster” Stuart Slane
June 25, 2012
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Post by Jonny Fly on Jun 25, 2012 9:35:01 GMT -5
Instead, they fritter away their time playing games of chance or (allegedly) pumping uncountable sums of money into the Thailand sex economy. @thejonnyfly WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THAT? #ILovePanSkanks |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2012 13:10:36 GMT -5
To: Mister Jonny Fly, Wrestling Championship Federation Heavyweight Champion
From: “The Scoutmaster” Stuart Slane, Number One Contender for the Wrestling Championship Federation People’s Title
Subject: Your “tweet”
I was quite astonished to see that you posted a reply to my online web log at WCF.com, and even more surprised by the nature of it. Given your obvious intelligence and general demeanor I am going to infer the question you raised was made rhetorically and in jest.
However, as the future People’s Champion of the Wrestling Championship Federation, I feel it is my responsibility to address the issue posited by you; to assume the role of ‘Vox Populi’, so to speak. Doing so will hopefully educate others in the WCF Universe as to the drawbacks of your assertion, and perhaps even lead you to reflect upon and change your point of view.
To recapitulate, your response to my entry was to question why it was wrong to solicit the services of a Thai prostitute. I would think the answers are obvious. Prostitution is a horrible, degrading, depraved, unsanitary profession. One entered into by desperate souls who have no other means of support. To enable these wretches by making use of their services is morally wrong. Physical love should not be bought and sold like any other commodity, Mister Fly, especially when the highest cost is one’s dignity.
My second concern is ancillary to the first, but still important enough to be addressed individually: if one HAS to pay to fornicate, then he should at least have the decency to ensure that the monies spent are not going into foreign coffers. Our economy is anemic enough as it is without ‘out-sourcing’ the world’s oldest profession. In short, if you’re going to buy sex, buy American.
It is my hope that my response has provided you with a cogent and concise summary of my concerns towards (alleged) recent actions on the part of yourself and others in your organization. Thank you for your time, and best of luck to you at Blast.
“The Scoutmaster” Stuart Slane
June 25, 2012
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2012 13:56:10 GMT -5
@ericprice
It's good to see someone with morals and integrity here in WCF. "The Scoutmaster" Stuart Slane is a class act.
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Post by Corey Black on Jun 25, 2012 14:29:41 GMT -5
@ericprice It's good to see someone with morals and integrity here in WCF. "The Scoutmaster" Stuart Slane is a class act. Just wait until he's in his first match with Logan... #awfultimingboners |
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Post by Jonny Fly on Jun 25, 2012 23:19:13 GMT -5
To: Mister Jonny Fly, Wrestling Championship Federation Heavyweight Champion From: “The Scoutmaster” Stuart Slane, Number One Contender for the Wrestling Championship Federation People’s Title Subject: Your “tweet” I was quite astonished to see that you posted a reply to my online web log at WCF.com, and even more surprised by the nature of it. Given your obvious intelligence and general demeanor I am going to infer the question you raised was made rhetorically and in jest. However, as the future People’s Champion of the Wrestling Championship Federation, I feel it is my responsibility to address the issue posited by you; to assume the role of ‘Vox Populi’, so to speak. Doing so will hopefully educate others in the WCF Universe as to the drawbacks of your assertion, and perhaps even lead you to reflect upon and change your point of view. To recapitulate, your response to my entry was to question why it was wrong to solicit the services of a Thai prostitute. I would think the answers are obvious. Prostitution is a horrible, degrading, depraved, unsanitary profession. One entered into by desperate souls who have no other means of support. To enable these wretches by making use of their services is morally wrong. Physical love should not be bought and sold like any other commodity, Mister Fly, especially when the highest cost is one’s dignity. My second concern is ancillary to the first, but still important enough to be addressed individually: if one HAS to pay to fornicate, then he should at least have the decency to ensure that the monies spent are not going into foreign coffers. Our economy is anemic enough as it is without ‘out-sourcing’ the world’s oldest profession. In short, if you’re going to buy sex, buy American. It is my hope that my response has provided you with a cogent and concise summary of my concerns towards (alleged) recent actions on the part of yourself and others in your organization. Thank you for your time, and best of luck to you at Blast. “The Scoutmaster” Stuart Slane June 25, 2012 In response, Jonny Fly had sex with another Asian hooker. We can't all be perfect, can we? |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2012 7:13:13 GMT -5
After Blast:
The outcome of the People’s Title Match left me torn. This, perhaps not un-coincidentally, is a state I shared with an increasingly divided Wrestling Championship Federation.
Last night, the bear got me. I was the victim of biased umpiring. Perhaps this was payback for my earlier altercation with a WCF referee, or it was simply a case of the “fix” being “in”, but I counted no less than eleven instances during my match with Kid Phantasm where calls were made to give him a distinct advantage and, ultimately, victory.
When I returned to the locker room, I was white hot. I immediately placed a call to my attorney and began to outline a brief petitioning the Pennsylvania State Athletic Commission to overturn the judge’s decision and award the People’s Championship to me.
Here is my dilemma. I could sue for what is rightfully mine. The truth is on my side, and I would no doubt triumph in court. But triumph would come at the cost of a long, protracted legal battle in which the Pantheon would pull out every trick they know to stop me. We’ve all seen how little respect the group has for the rule of law. For all their paeans to good sportsmanship, the Pantheon are nothing more than scheming, decadent reprobates who seek to suborn the WCF Universe to their will. Last night, for all his foul language and disregard for fire safety, Mister Jay Price was right: these factions building within this company will be the ruin of us all.
That is why, instead of suing for my title, I am suing for peace. Not wishing to add to the dissent that is growing in this promotion, I choose instead to forgo my claim to the People’s Title. It is my sincere hope, that by doing this, I can help unify all of us, just as a real People’s Champion should.
“The Scoutmaster” Stuart Slane
June 26, 2012
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Post by The Polar Phantasm on Jun 26, 2012 7:59:39 GMT -5
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@scoutmaster No need to cheapen it with lawsuits, Slane... you gave me a serious fight. You win some, you lose some, you know? This one, though, you totally lost. See ya next time! Love, Kid.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 1, 2012 15:56:10 GMT -5
It would seem the newest hire to the Wrestling Championship Federation, Miss Noob Cha Cha, has issued an open challenge. She is willing to face any opponent in her debut. While I am not particularly enamored with how she introduced herself to the WCF staff, I must respect her confidence. Therefore, I am taking short break from preparing for my match with Adam Young to accept her challenge. Miss Cha Cha, if you are willing, I will compete against you next week at Slam. I offer two words of warning though.
First, even though you are a woman, you will not receive any preferential treatment during our match. I hold the female gender in the highest regard. However, if one chooses to enter a profession that is male dominated, she must be ready to deal with opponents who have an inherent physiological superiority to her, and do so without gripe or pretext. Expect my chivalry to end once the timekeeper strikes the bell.
Second, I feel obligated to inform you that your actions have attracted the attention of other, less savory characters in the WCF. The current Television Champion, “The Mack” Steve Orbit, has posted comments, while innocent enough; suggest motives far more distasteful; perhaps even predatory. Speaking bluntly: the man is a pimp. You would be wise to avoid this flesh peddler, Miss Cha Cha; if only for the sake of your reputation.
In closing, Miss Cha Cha, let me extend a warm, though purely professional, welcome to the Wrestling Championship Federation to you. It is my sincere hope you achieve the level of success here your talent warrants.
“The Scoutmaster” Stuart Slane
July 1, 2012
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Post by Noob Cha-Cha on Jul 1, 2012 16:15:49 GMT -5
CHA-CHA UNLEASHES ANOTHER LETTER  [/center] Dear Stuart Slane,
What do we call a letter these days? Since Noob Cha-Cha is typing this and not writing it in hand is it still considered a letter?
You think about that. So will I.
Noob Cha-Cha would like nothing more than to kick you in the face next week, and that’s my scouts honor. I hate to be the burden of bad news because you have to understand a few cha-changes have been made since my last open challenge. Someone also apparently does not fear me and accepted a fight. This is more than puzzling for me. Noob Cha-Cha thought it would take months to get a match with some of the people here. I am very intimidating you know?
I will be treating this situation like a first come first serve a boot to your face basis. Next week, though I cannot say who… I will be fighting an idiot. The week after Noob Cha-Cha will bring her cha-charisma to your doorstep and…
And…
Kick you in the face.
Yours,
Noob Cha-Cha
P.S: Kat Williams is more of a pimp than Steve Orbit. And now you laugh. You’re welcome. Noob Cha-Cha laughs too. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 2, 2012 13:05:30 GMT -5
After the 7/1 Slam
Sunday night saw me return to winning ways with a victory over WCF legend Adam “The Villain” Young. Some may say the win was tainted. Mister Young was distracted during the match when his precious Texas Heavyweight Championship Title lowered from the ceiling into the ring. He even attempted to reclaim the title by snatching it from mid-air: a definite miscalculation on his part.
I reject the charge out of hand. The truth is, despite “The Villain’s” technical prowess, I dominated our fight; tossing him around like the verminous sack of garbage he is until he was softened up for my submission maneuver: the spine torquing “Knotted Up.” He had no chance. The outside intrusion merely showed that Mister Young was NOT PREPARED to face me in the ring, and it cost him. Just like his slanders toward my character will cost him in the future if they are continued. To put another way: Mister Young, keep referring to me as “Chomo” and I was break open that crackleberry you call a head and make omelets from your brains.
The timing of my win is serendipitous. Next week’s episode of Slam will feature Number One Contenders’ Matches for every belt in the Wrestling Championship Federation. The victors will go on to challenge the current title holders July 15th at the appropriately named “Night of Champions.” To have such a strong showing against a renowned opponent like Adam Young should award me consideration for one of these title shots. While I will humbly accept any opportunity Mister Lerch grants me, let me state for the record I have not given up my goal to win the People’s Championship. More than a goal, it is my duty to capture the title from the current holder, who last night once again demonstrated his unfitness to do so.
How does it feel, Mister Phantasm, to share common ground with Adam Young? To have the title you see as your very own taken from you by a manipulative, superior opponent? It must be galling, I imagine. Buck up, though: if everything works out the way I have planned, serving as the People’s Champion of the WCF is a burden you will not need to carry much longer.
“The Scoutmaster” Stuart Slane
July 2, 2012
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To: Misters Kale Windsor and Joel Hall
From: "The Scoutmaster" Stuart Slane
Subject: Number One Contender's Match for the Internet Title
"Come, let us reason together." Isiah 1:18
In the past it has been standard operating procedure for wrestlers tapped to compete for the Internet Championship to engage in an online "war of words". Insults are traded. Reputations are smeared. While I'm sure there are some who enjoy such pursuits, I myself find them appalling. Grown men are reduced to bickering like teenage girls on social media networks like Twitter in a puerile attempt to get the upper hand.
I would like to propose an alternative. A series of online debates, conducted using the IPDA* format, where each of us will be able to state our case as to our fitness to be the Internet Champion. This method will allow us to present the requisite information while avoiding the name calling and profanity that have marred past contests.
Please let me know what you think of this plan promptly and thoughtfully. DO NOT presume my proffered olive branch is a sign of weakness. Consequences will be severe if you do.
"The Scoutmaster" Stuart Slane
July 2, 2012
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2012 12:57:57 GMT -5
To: Misters Kale Windsor and Joel Hall
From: "The Scoutmaster" Stuart Slane
Subject: Your collective impudence
If there is one thing that irks me more than sass, it is when my good intentions are disregarded.
In good faith, I give both of you an opportunity to elevate the dialogue here in the Wrestling Championship Federation by proposing an online debate to discuss whom is most fit to be the Number One Contender to the Internet Title. It was to be a positive step away from the vulgar insults and impotent threats that have typified previous promotions. And what do I get in response? Silence from one of you and base pandering from the other.
This is unacceptable. Mister Windsor, you can pose for photo ops and offer up weak paeans to the WCF's collective patriotism, but that does not make you deserving of being Internet Champion. We can all see through your callow attempts to mold yourself as a "man of the people." The truth is, Mister Windsor, you are nothing more than a slim hipped pretty boy used to getting what he wants, and now that you are put into a match you have no hope of winning, you seek support from the one group who should despise you on general principle: the other 99%. Shameless.
But Kale Windsor is a bastion of courage compared to you, Mister Hall. He at least is attempting to make some type of connection to the WCF Universe, cynical as it may be. You, meanwhile, offer nothing. What is it that's keeping you from accepting my offer: more of that ponderous, pointless navel gazing you seem so adroit at? Stop listening to the voices in your head and hear the words of one who has made something of himself in life. The universe doesn't care if you are happy or not, Mister Hall. Suck it up and start swinging. To quote a very wise man: "Even when there's darkness, one size fits all."
Also, get a haircut. Both of you.
"The Scoutmaster" Stuart Slane
July 5, 2012
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Post by Kale Windsor on Jul 5, 2012 21:29:51 GMT -5
To: Mr. Stuart "The Scoutmaster" Slane
From: "The Rising Star" Kale Windsor
Subject: Re: Your collective impudence
Oh now now no need to get pissy. One wouldn't want you to wet your fancy girly pants there. I will not speak for Joel Hall, as I haven't a clue what is going on in that bipolar ridden brain of his, but I for one could care less about you and your need to feel superior above the rest of WCF. An online debate for the Number One Contender to the Internet Title is the best idea that your aging mind can come up with? It's laughable. Who do you think you are Barack Obama? Have you ever even been in the scouts there boy-oh? You give off that air of fake, fraudulent, phony, of a liar. It appears to me that you are simply just jealous of the mass following that I have gotten since my debut with WCF. You make the claim that the things I have done for and with my fans, the fans of the great WCF is but meager attempts to make myself into the "Man of the People". I will correct you right now in saying that I AM the Man! The man of the FANS, the man of the WCF, the man that will defeat you anywhere, anytime and I am the man that will take on Stylez for the title and I am the man who will be the NEXT INTERNET CHAMPION.
Just one last note before I let you ponder your next unwitty challenge or lame attempt at an insult. As for that haircut you suggested I get. I will get one the day that your balls drop.
"The Rising Star"
Kale Windsor
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2012 10:03:37 GMT -5
To: "The Rising Star" Kale Windsor
From: "The Scoutmaster" Stuart Slane
Subject: Your continued impudence
How dare you call into question my credentials as a scout. I have served since before you were a lascivious gleam in your father's eye. I achieved every rank and earned every honor the organization offers, including over 153 merit badges. There are no less than 11 pieces of memorabilia in the National Scouting Museum dedicated to my accomplishments. I am a three time winner of the Iowa Scoutmaster of the Year Award. For you to cast aspersions on my right to wear this uniform is ludicrous.
More than ludicrous, it is dangerous. You were far better off posing with your erstwhile groupies than attempting to earn points by insulting me. This Sunday, BE PREPARED to learn a lesson in respect, because when I have you "Knotted Up" I will bend your spine so far back its going to snap like kindling. It's fortunate you come from money, Mister Windsor, because after Slam you are going to have to pay someone to hold that platinum spoon in your mouth.
"The Scoutmaster" Stuart Slane
July 6, 2012
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