Posted to WCF.com

[Kale Windsor]

To: "The Scoutmaster" Stuart Slane

From: "The Rising Star" Kale Windsor

Subject: Your Knickers In A Wad?

Blah Blah Blah.. yes yes yes so you have served for a long time, let's face it you were most likely a founding member of the boy scouts. Yes you have pretty little merits to pin to your little girly sash. That's all wonderful. Good job there Scouty, but lets face it those merits mean jack squat in wrestling. Do they really hold any great importance anywhere outside the scouts? Doubtful.

Just for the record, I never cast any aspersions on your right to wear that uniform, hell for all I care you can wear a pink tutu and tiara on your head. That might actually make you look a bit more tough and manly than you currently do. I also like living life on the dangerous side, so bring on your worst Scouty. You can try and get me in that weak ass finisher of yours, although I can guarantee it won't happen because I will hit the Rodeo Dive on your ass. So see you there Scoutboy!

In closing just so you know I too can spout big words, Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

The Rising Star
Kale Windsor.

[Tim]

Dear Pedo-Scout and Pretty Boy Kale,

You all suck. I already won. The end. Goodbye. And shut your trap.

From,
Joel Hall.

P.S: I ordered a couple of guys to shit on your lawns.

[Deleted]

To: Mister Kale Windsor

From: "The Scoutmaster" Stuart Slane

Subject: "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"


How appropriate for you to choose that particular word in your feeble attempt to mock my superior grasp of the English language, since by definition it means "something to say when you have nothing to say." Which you don't. Your posts offer nothing compelling, nothing noteworthy; just more inane gibberish that permeates every corner of the online landscape. It is the kind of intellectual dead weight that I vow to free the Internet of after I have beaten you, Mister Hall, and Johnny Stylez to become its official champion.

"The Scoutmaster" Stuart Slane
July 8, 2012

[Deleted]

To: Mister Joel Hall

From: "The Scoutmaster" Stuart Slane

Subject: Your dignity


To paraphrase The Book of Proverbs: "Better to remain silent and look like a fool than post witless jibes on WCF.com and remove all doubt."

You were far better off keeping quiet, Mister Hall. At least your supporters could have rationalized your silence as noble stoicism. But you just had to go ahead and ruin things for them with dated movie references and unfounded accusations, the latter of which will cost you most dearly in the ring tonight. BE PREPARED for extreme pain, Mister Hall, because it will be your back I crack once I have you "Knotted Up."


"The Scoutmaster" Stuart Slane
July 8, 2012

[Deleted]

After the 7/8 Slam

There is an saying in competitive sports: "a tie is like kissing your sister." While such an outcome no doubt stirs the incestuous loins of noted WCF degenerate Shira Kawasaki, those of us with a modicum of self-comportment see it as a mixed blessing. Not quite a win, not quite a loss.

The idiom is applicable today. Battling to a draw last night against Kale Windsor does allow me to advance to the Internet Title Match next Sunday at Slam's Night of Champions. Unfortunately, it also turns a one on one fight between myself and the current champ Johnny Stylez into what wrestling insiders refer to as a "Triple Threat Match". The unwanted guest: the aforementioned Mister Windsor.

While I must confess the self proclaimed "Rising Star" did acquit himself fairly well in the ring Sunday night, his presence in this upcoming contest is only going to serve to muddy the waters in what should be a clear cut contrast in styles between myself and, well, Mister Stylez.

That is why I am offering Kale Windsor a proposition: pull out of the upcoming Internet Title Match, and, after I have defeated the "Don of Disrespect", I will use all of the considerable pull being champion provides me to grant him another chance to compete for the belt at some point in the future. He has my word on this. Scout's Honor.

Mister Windsor, I anticipate your reply.


"The Scoutmaster" Stuart Slane
July 9, 2012

[Kale Windsor]

To: "The Scoutmaster" Stuart Slane

From: "The Rising Star" Kale Windsor

Subject: Your latest proposition.

First things first, I was not expecting either a so called "tie" in my last match nor did I expect my next to be a Triple Threat match. With that said I'm now faced with a decision on exactly what to do about this "Triple Threat", You have proposed that I bow out and allow you the shot that you claim is solely yours, but here is the problem with that Scouty, it's not yours solely and as much as I would love to argue that it is indeed mine alone the truth is it isn't that either. It comes down to being both of ours. I have taken into considering your proposal and I have weighed both the pros and cons of it's effects not only on me, but on you, on Stylez , on the fans and the entire WCF as a whole. I have to respectfully decline your offer of stepping down and allowing you to face the current champ alone.

What kind of wrestler would I be if I didn't take the chance I have EARNED, the chance to become a champion? I do believe that you have proposed this out of fear, whether you admit it or not. You know that I had you last week and you know that in the ring with me again could result in a loss on your record. How ever I have also been considering another proposal of yours. The one you posed last week about a debate, we played it my way last week in a sense and to be fair I will enter a debate with you if you'd still like as well as Stylez if he cares to join. I do believe this is fair considering that come Night of Champions, I alone will walk out the victor.

"The Rising Star"
Kale WINdsor

[Deleted]

To: Mister Kale Windsor

From: "The Scoutmaster" Stuart Slane

Subject: Re: Your latest proposition



You gave up your chance for a civilized debate when you chose to make spurious allegations towards my character last week. Just as you now have relinquished any opportunity for a singles Internet Title shot with your stubborn refusal to bow out of this week's match versus myself and the suspiciously silent Johnny Stylez. And you did so in the most disparaging manner possible; ascribing cowardice to my motives when there was only munificence. That is pure bunk. I have stared down rabid wolf packs, braved blistering forest fires, and spelunked the deepest abysses. Scoutmaster Slane fears no man.

This Sunday, Mister Windsor, you will find that out. For that is when "The Rising Star" of the WCF Universe will reach its apogee, and come crashing down to Earth courtesy of a vertebrae-breaking Scoutmaster Slam. And then, after the referee counts the pin, I will become this company's Internet Champion, and you will go back to your day job modeling for Abecrombie and Fitch. That is, if I choose to let you leave the ring with your matinee idol looks intact.


"The Scoutmaster" Stuart Slane
July 11, 2012

[Deleted]

To: The residents of the WCF Universe

From: “The Scoutmaster” Stuart Slane

Topic: My Seven Part Plan to improve WCF.com


For the last several days I have made mention of the fact that if I were to win the Wrestling Championship Federation’s Internet Title at Slam’s “Night of Champions” I would comport myself in a manner different than previous title holders. This will go beyond simply practicing good manners and grammar. It is my aim to use my newfound rank to implement sweeping changes in how WCF’s online operations are run, in order to make the site more socially responsible.

The internet is a significant invention of mankind. But like all inventions, from nuclear power, to the French cut bikini, to democracy itself, the internet has the potential for being misused. Right thinking individuals must have the authority to set controls on this vast expanse of digitized information, otherwise chaos will reign.

That is why, as WCF’s future Virtual Ambassador to the World Wide Web, I propose the following modifications be made to our company’s website:

1. All poster profiles must be in the user’s true name. Aliases will be forbidden.
2. The emoticon function will be disabled.
3. Internet colloquialisms or “memes” are banned from use.
4. Rival wrestling federations will cease to be promoted on the site.
5. The site will no longer support embedded links to other sites.
6. An automated language and content filter will be employed.
7. All active wrestlers must submit content to peer review before being posted to WCF.com.*

While I feel the reasoning behind each of these new rules is self-explanatory, I am also aware that there will be those instigators who question them. To them I only say: you’ll get your answers when I’m good and ready to give them. Right now, I have training to do. Misters Windsor and/or Mister Stylez are not going to pin themselves, after all.

“The Scoutmaster” Stuart Slane
July 11, 2012



*This will include posts made to their online Twitter accounts, or “Tweets.”

[Kale Windsor]

To: "The Scoutmaster" Stuart Slane

From: "The Rising Star" Kale Windsor

Subject: Are you ready to earn your "Got your ass beat by Windsor" merit badge?

I must say that I was not surprised when you declined my offer to take up the debate angle as it only reaffirms a fact that I already knew, You, Scouty are scared shitless at the fact that I can take you not only in the ring but via the net as well. We both know that I am the better man to represent WCF as the internet champion. After all what is the internet? It is the cyber highway where people from all walks of life can connect and become a community of friends and sometimes even more. Who uses the internet? Why that would be the great fans of WCF of course. I have connected with the fans, they have shown me their support, where as you have done nothing to prove you are worthy to represent the fans via the internet title except to lay down a list of things you will change if you win. First off that if is an extremely doubtful if considering I will hand you your ass tightly wrapped up in the merit sash you keep waving as some banner of superiority over all, as if you sir walk on water. Secondly, Scouty the things you stated that you will change are at best laughable, not that WCF needs to worry about those lame ass items of yours since you will NOT be walking out a champion anytime soon, hell I predict that you wont be walking out at all but rather carried out after I hit you with the Rodeo Dive. I couldn't help but laugh at your lame attempts to sound all "manly" there with the things you have done as a boy scout, well isn't that all sweet? I will not debate with you over whether or not you fear any mere man, but I do know that you fear The Rising Star, a god in the making. See you at Slam's Night of Champions, this time only I will have my hand raised in VICTORY as the new Internet Champion.

One last note, The Girl Scouts are a much better organization, at least they have cookies.

"The Rising Star"
Kale Windsor

[Deleted]

To: Mister Kale Windsor

From: "The Scoutmaster" Stuart Slane

Subject: Making things perfectly clear



The reason I am the far superior candidate to be Internet Champion is summed up quite nicely in your last posting, Mister Windsor. You talk about how you have made a connection with the people of the WCF Universe. Perhaps that's true. Perhaps your brazen pandering has won you a slim majority of fans. It's easy to manipulate the public, after all. Just post some inane blather that appeals to their patriotism or, even more egregiously, a "beefcake" photograph of yourself, and one can sway the more shallow of opinions.

That is what you have done. And, in doing so, you may have become the wrestler the fans WANT to win. But this isn't about "want," Mister Windsor. It's about "need". And what the WCF NEEDS is an Internet Champion who has the intelligence and moral fiber to protect it from the negative influences of the World Wide Web. That is the intent of my Seven Point Plan you so derisively dismissed. As the holder of the Internet Title, I will crusade to remove the Wrestling Championship Federation's website of those aforementioned "negative influences", and make it a model for all social media networks to follow. A true leader can do no less.

"The Scoutmaster" Stuart Slane
July 13, 2012

[Kale Windsor]

To: "The Scoutmaster" Stuart Slane & The WCF family & Fans

From: "The Rising Star" Kale Windsor


Subject: Our Rights & Freedom Are On The Line



I will keep this brief as possible, but I am sitting here appalled at the words that are a blatant disregard for the rights of everyone involved with WCF, whether that be wrestler, ref, crew member or even the great fans who make it possible for us who get in that ring every week to live our dreams, that one Stuart Slane spewed all over his last post on WCF.com. He really has his head stuck up his ass from the looks of it. I am here to inform you all that he will NEVER have the chance to take away the freedom to post as you like on the site, to share your fan based pictures with the world. I will make sure of that come Night of Champions when I hit him with the 90210 followed by the Rodeo Dive and win the belt for Internet Champion.

I don't know what time and place Scouty is living in but my calendar says its 2012, and the GPS says this is AMERICA, but some how I do believe that the old bastard thinks it's more like Nazi German or Communist Russia with that crap he spews. He wants to clean up the place, he needs to check his own house first before he attempts to do anything else.

And Scouty I'd get a good night's rest this weekend, eat some bran flakes and drink your metamucil cause come Night of Champions, you gonna need all the help you can get because I'm your worst nightmare.


"The Rising Star" Kale Windsor

[Deleted]

To: Mister Kale Windsor

From: "The Scoutmaster Stuart Slane"

Subject: Reductio ad Hitlerum


For someone who wishes to be Internet Champion, Mister Windsor, you know little of its rules. Specifically, the one that says any person who invokes Godwin's Law during an online debate automatically forfeits the argument.

You lose, Mister Windsor. Just like you will lose this Sunday when I Knot you Up and snap your spine like so much fresh celery. BE PREPARED for a future modeling Halo Braces in "Quadrapeligics Quarterly," you insufferable little twerp, because that is the career path you have chosen when you made the decision to mock me.



"The Scoutmaster" Stuart Slane
July 14, 2012

[Kale Windsor]

To: Stuart Slane

From : "The Rising Star" Kale Windsor

Subject: You say Reductio ad Hitlerum, I say Expecto Patronum


I know all about Godwin's Law. I believe that it has also been said that Godwin's law itself can be abused as a distraction, diversion or even as censorship, fallaciously miscasting an opponent's argument as hyperbole when the comparisons made by the argument are actually appropriate. Which in this case is exactly what transpired. You want to censor the rights and freedoms of others solely on the fact that they do NOT fall in line with your outdated, over the top logic. You want to make everyone to be the exact same. It is also said that it is considered poor form to raise such a comparison arbitrarily with the motive of ending the thread. There is a widely recognized corollary that any such ulterior-motive invocation of Godwin's law will be unsuccessful. This is exactly what you have done Scouty. You bring this up not because of a statement I made but for the sheer fact that you are scared out of you mind at what I will do to you come Night of the Champions. Also let's make note here Stewie boy that Godwin has stated himself that he introduced Godwin's Law as an experiment in memetics, which just incase you are not familiar with what memetics is, it's a controversial theory of mental content based on an analogy with Darwinian evolution. Memetics is also notable for sidestepping the traditional concern with the truth of ideas and beliefs instead it is interested in their success.

You want to change the way things work within the internet as a whole because it does not fit into what you perceive as a perfect world, you have no right to tell people how they can live their online lives and as I stated in my previous message to you and the WCF family that I will do everything in my power to keep you from ever having the chance to be the Internet Champion. The internet needs a Champion not a dictator. So come Sunday when you hear the words ONE, TWO, THREE.. it will be MY hand raised in VICTORY.


"The Future Internet Champion, The Rising Star"
Kale Windsor

[Johnny Stylez]

@donofdi$Re$PeCT419

First and foremost I don't know what either of you two bitches are babbeling about, because from where I'm sitting here is the REAL SITUATION. Neither of you could get the job done last week. You two were placed in a triple threat match and neither one of you could emerge as the victor. Therefore as punishment for being friends with Hunter Valentyne, Seth Lerch decides to force me to defend my...LeT Me SaY THAT OnE MO GIN...MY

~$~ INTERNET CHAMPIONSHIP ~$~
...AND DONT EITHER OF YOU TWO ASSHATZ FORGET THAT!!!!

But anyway back to the point. You two are under the false assumption that you two deserve or have accomplished anything. But that just goes to show you that much like every other asshat I've defended THIS CHAMPIONSHIP against what the two of you think obviously has nothing to do with reality. And I base that off of the result of your lackluster half ass preformances both of you put up last week, because it's like this ladiez...In your match last week since neither of you were declared the victor then that means the match had no winner, and since the both of you are a couple of over stuffed small bus children who in all likelyhood aint pickin up what I'm layin down I'm gunna break it down nice and simple for ya. So last week if the Internet Championship match didn't have a winner then that means that the both of you, title match or not are still just a couple of

!!!!!F'N LoZeRZ!!!!!
Do The MatH

1 Match + 2 Participantz + 0 WINNERZ = 2 L.O.S.E.R.Z.
Do YoU NeeD A CaLCuLaToR???

Either way you two arer just bickering over who is first in line to get your phucking head kicked in by the REAL CHAMPION of the INTERNET...No wait let me rephrase the ONLY CHAMPION OF THE INTERNET!

ScoutMaster, you are nothing more than a lame ass phucking gimmick. To even think that you can censor anything once you got your grubby hands on my title is as ridicilious as your lame ass gimmick! Because first and foremost if your one and only claim to fame is that you are some over grown boy scout I don't care if you are six or 60 because I'm going to do to you what I have done to every other boy scout I went to middle school, high school with and that is shove your little bitch ass in a locker, and yes I'm aware that there are no lockers around the ring side area, but trust me I'll find one and it'll be high school for your Indiana Jones reject lookin sorry ass all over again BITCH!

And Kaylon Windsor I understand you are probably butt hurt over your show getting cancled on The Disney CHannel, but just because you walk into this company and tied the over grown boy scout doesn't exactly make you the fastest rising star,. It just makes you what you look like, and that is a 12 year old little girl who hasn't hit puberty yet! But don't worry pussy, because when I'm done kicking your ass it'll feel like the football team got done passing you around all over again phuck mook!

The moral of the story bitches is this. LA Johnny Stylez, THE DON OF DISRESPECT is and always will be the WcF Internet Champion. I understand the bullshit that fell from both of your lips over the last few days is you two thinking you had a shot because I was no where to be seen. But the bad news is I'm here and ready to once again prove why LA Johnny Stylez is the WcF CHAMPION of the Internet and the fastest rising star in WcF History. AND I am going to accomplish that the same way I have since I won this got damn title. And that's by taking two extremly overrated, sorry excuses for curtian jerkers and I am going to make you two pussiez

!!!!SoaK!!!!
!!!!SoMe!!!
!!!!!!UP!!!!
...And Who Knows Maybe The Scouts Will Award me A PHUCKING MERRIT BADGE For Knocking Your DICKS IN THE DIRT!!!

So ScoutMaster you might wanna put in an application to the girl scouts and see if they could front you some cookies so that you can make a living because after I'm done with your stupid ass the boy scouts won't want you on their roster making their already less than credible reputation looking worse than it already is!

And Windsor you just might wanna hold out for the reuniting of the Mickey Mouse club because you are going to find out real quick that you have no place in this business! I mean really your finisher is called 90210? Seriously? Well I guess that's fitting because if I had to peg you for anyone on that show it'd be Torri Spelling because just like her you are an annoying little bitch who thinks she is way more talented then she actually is! So why don't you two babbleing little girls do us all a favor and close your cocksuckerz because the more bullshit you say is just more bullshit you are going to have to choke back down along with my boot at Night of Championz when I prove why I am the CHAMPION and you two are just a couple of douche bags who tied last week!...SO yeah, go phuck yourselves and even though I said it already. it's a piece of advice that's worth sayin twice...

!!!!SoaK!!!!
!!!!SomE!!!
!!!!!UP!!!!!
BeCaUse BETWEEN US LADIEZ, THOSE ARE YOUR ONLY REAL OPTIONZ!!!

[Deleted]

To: Mister Johnny Stylez

From: “The Scoutmaster” Stuart Slane

Subject: Why you are unfit to be Internet Champion


So you finally decided to join us, Mister Stylez? I would say your post comes better late than never, but that would be a lie. Your blog is a hate crime against the English language: a collection of vulgarities, inanities, and redundancies unfit for human eyes. Even worse, you apparently have decided the rules of good grammar and spelling do not apply to you, and have instead created your own vernacular; one so indecipherable it almost appears to be some manner of code. Is that it, Mister Stylez? Are you sending out secret messages to your fellow huffers about which hardware store has the best deals on aerosol paint?

I’m being facetious. There’s no way you have the brainpower to make your own language, primitive as it is. Clearly, you’re dumb as a stump. For if you did have even the barest spark of intelligence, you’d realize how ridiculously moronic it is to say I, or Mister Windsor for that matter, don’t deserve to face you for your title. For while the two of us may have fought to a draw to become Number One Contender of the Internet Championship, AT LEAST WE FOUGHT.

I am referring, of course, to your performance at Blast. You and your fellow Drama club member Hunter Valentyne decided ONCE AGAIN to make a mockery of the sport and declined to compete, allowing you to retain your title by default. Like a pair of spoiled children, your actions tarnished the prestige of that belt in way even your online dithering cannot. It was pathetic.

At the time, you and Mister Valentyne claimed your refusal to fight was a sign of defiance, which in of itself is enough of a reason for Mister Lerch to strip you of your championship. But I believe that to be untrue. I think the real reason the two of you begged off was that one of you, or perhaps even both of you, is afraid to find out who is the better man. Your friendship would not survive such a revelation, ending your tag team partnership as well.

Such timidity is unbecoming a champion, Mister Stylez. A champion must be able to stand strong, both in the ring and out. He must be willing to make tough choices, and fight for what he believes in, even if that makes him enemies along the way. Tonight, at Slam’s “Night at Champions”, you will be facing such a man. I will defeat both you and Mister Windsor and be crowned the new Internet Champion. The Seven Point Plan to bring integrity and decency to WCF.com will be put into place. A new era is coming, Mister Stylez, one you will find yourself very much an outsider to if you aren’t willing to adapt. My advice: invest in a copy of “Strunk and White.”

“The Scoutmaster” Stuart Slane
July 15, 2012

[Kale Windsor]

Johnny, Johnny, Johnny where does one start? There are a plethora of things from which one could go with, so let's just start from the top and work our way down the list.

First on the list, you feel the need to call both myself and Slane little girls, bitches, and so forth yet you write like this "...LeT Me SaY THAT OnE MO GIN...MY" and this "!!!!!F'N LoZeRZ!!!!!" you do realize that it alone shows your mental level. It's amazing that you learned to hold your own dick while taking a wiz since you write like a thirteen year old girl who's in love with Justin Bieber.

Secondly, Yes you are correct in the fact that last week when Slane and I met in what was suppose to be a triple threat match, but turned into a singles match there was no true winner. This fact sucks yes as I would have preferred to have beaten Slane clearly and faced you alone, but it also means that you now have double the work to do to keep that precious little belt of yours when you meet up with us in the ring tonight.

This brings us to the third thing on this list, You claim to be the Real Champion of the internet, the only champion of the internet. You say that you will always be the internet champion yet in the same sentence you state that you are the fastest rising star. So basically what you are saying is you have hit your peak, this is the BEST you will EVER be? Because if you are the fastest rising star but you will always be the internet champ, you have either set your sights too low or you suck that damn much. I would have to say it's the latter of the two, because with all that shit you are spewing out that redneck mouth of yours it really shows just how bad you are and I don't mean bad in a good way.

Now I would like to introduce you to your new nickname "Loo Boy" it fits you so well with as I stated before the shit that runs out of your mouth and plus your name is John which is another name for the toilet. You seem to think that you are the shit but Loo Boy you are NOT the shit, you are shit and there is a difference. I will say this once and only once, the name is KALE .. I know it's hard for some one who couldn't afford the hooked on phonics DVD's but let's try and keep up here and at least attempt to spell people's names correctly.

And this repeated reference to the Disney Channel seems to be some twisted obsession with you. I guess that is where you have been this past week. Hiding out in your bedroom, better known as your mother's dark basement as you watch the kiddie shows trying to come up with some witty insult that only serves to peg you as a pedo? If that was your goal then Loo Boy you have success, which is the only success you will have tonight at Night of Champions.

You plan to bring to the ring tonight the same game you have used since winning the Internet Belt? So does that mean that you will be whining about something that will some how prevent you from competing? I mean after all hasn't that been your m.o. the last few weeks. Let's discuss moves for a second Loo Boy. You make fun of my move the 90210, first off it is not my finisher and you would know that if you stopped jerking off to iCarly and Justin Bieber. Secondly, you will know tonight exactly what my finisher is when I hit you with it for the three count.

And last be certainly not least, You are the poster boy for Slane's 7 point plan to clean up the Internet. You are the vile he speaks of, you are the last man and I use the word man very loosely to be representing the fans with that title around your waist. I will say this my plan tonight is to make sure you don't walk out the champion. This match will be between two deserving men and a shitter, take a wild guess which one you are. I'll give you a clue in closing LOO BOY!

"The Rising Star"
KALE WINDSOR

[Deleted]

Hank Brown and a camera crew enter the WCF locker room. Sitting on one of the many benches is "The Scoutmaster" Stuart Slane. He is still in his uniform, which is nearly soaked through with sweat from his earlier match with Kale Windsor and Johnny Stylez. His hat and sash are on the space to his side, while his newest accessory, The Internet Championship Belt, rests in his lap. Slane is staring at the gleaming belt, seemingly gobsmacked that he is now its bearer.


"Scoutmaster! Congrats on your victory tonight," Brown says as he steps forward, "Do you have any comments you'd like to share with the viewers on WCF.com?"

Slane lifts his head up and, still dumbstruck, considers the interviewer as if its the first time he had ever laid eyes on him. His mouth opens to speak, but no words come out. Quickly closing his maw, he rubs his hand over his flushed face, holding it there for several seconds. Then:






After the maniacal laughter subsides to an awkward giggle, Slane gathers up his gear, and slinging the Internet Title over his shoulder, lurches out of the room.

[Deleted]

From: Eric Price

To: “The Scoutmaster” Stuart Slane

Subject: Congratulations!

I would like to extend my sincerest congratulations to "The Scoutmaster" Stuart Slane for becoming the new WCF Internet Champion! As one half of the new WCF Tag Team Champions, it warms my heart and soul to see someone else of great integrity and class as a champion. We need more people like you who can bring enlightenment to the ignorant masses of WCF. Judging by your wonderful laugh, it appears to me that you are definitely overjoyed by the accomplishment and you should be because you will now be able to ensure that heathens like Johnny Stylez are put in their place. I would like to wish you the best in your reign as the Internet Champion and I know you will carry the title with a class and dignity the likes of which have never been seen before. You will bring a prestige to it that no other preceding Internet Champion has been able to do so and with that you will be able to represent not what the fans want but what the fans need and what people should strive to be.

Eric Price
July 15, 2012

[Jeff Purse]

#SuckItEricPrice

[Tim]

Jul 15, 2012 6:49:59 GMT -5 @bryanworthy said:

To: Mister Johnny Stylez

From: “The Scoutmaster” Stuart Slane

Subject: Why you are unfit to be Internet Champion


So you finally decided to join us, Mister Stylez? I would say your post comes better late than never, but that would be a lie. Your blog is a hate crime against the English language: a collection of vulgarities, inanities, and redundancies unfit for human eyes. Even worse, you apparently have decided the rules of good grammar and spelling do not apply to you, and have instead created your own vernacular; one so indecipherable it almost appears to be some manner of code. Is that it, Mister Stylez? Are you sending out secret messages to your fellow huffers about which hardware store has the best deals on aerosol paint?

I’m being facetious. There’s no way you have the brainpower to make your own language, primitive as it is. Clearly, you’re dumb as a stump. For if you did have even the barest spark of intelligence, you’d realize how ridiculously moronic it is to say I, or Mister Windsor for that matter, don’t deserve to face you for your title. For while the two of us may have fought to a draw to become Number One Contender of the Internet Championship, AT LEAST WE FOUGHT.

I am referring, of course, to your performance at Blast. You and your fellow Drama club member Hunter Valentyne decided ONCE AGAIN to make a mockery of the sport and declined to compete, allowing you to retain your title by default. Like a pair of spoiled children, your actions tarnished the prestige of that belt in way even your online dithering cannot. It was pathetic.

At the time, you and Mister Valentyne claimed your refusal to fight was a sign of defiance, which in of itself is enough of a reason for Mister Lerch to strip you of your championship. But I believe that to be untrue. I think the real reason the two of you begged off was that one of you, or perhaps even both of you, is afraid to find out who is the better man. Your friendship would not survive such a revelation, ending your tag team partnership as well.

Such timidity is unbecoming a champion, Mister Stylez. A champion must be able to stand strong, both in the ring and out. He must be willing to make tough choices, and fight for what he believes in, even if that makes him enemies along the way. Tonight, at Slam’s “Night at Champions”, you will be facing such a man. I will defeat both you and Mister Windsor and be crowned the new Internet Champion. The Seven Point Plan to bring integrity and decency to WCF.com will be put into place. A new era is coming, Mister Stylez, one you will find yourself very much an outsider to if you aren’t willing to adapt. My advice: invest in a copy of “Strunk and White.”

“The Scoutmaster” Stuart Slane
July 15, 2012

Thank you for telling that asshat who's the real champion.