@Sandman

[God King Dune]

Figured the rightful Internet Champ needs an official internet blog/Twitter feed.  Bit late to the party but better late than never.

[God King Dune]

You know, I got so accustomed to reading and responding to Kaz and Fenix's petty insults for 3 weeks that...dare I say I miss them? I shudder at the possibility, but I can't altogether deny it. Damn you, Kaz and Fenix, still haunting my thoughts from beyond the collective grave I buried you in. Damn you both.

[Jay Omega]

@emperorscorpion

@sandman I've been told I can be super-annoying, and I will gladly try to fill that void in your heart.

[God King Dune]

Hmm, you've got my attention...couple questions though:

Do you excel at penis references? Can you rework terms so they're personalized (i.e. MasturJayte; Omega Genesis; etc.) Also, Is your father a distant memory? Are you alone in considering yourself a wrestling GOD?

Serious stuff here. Big shoes to fill.

[Jay Omega]

@emperorscorpion via Twitlonger

@sandman Dick jokes are hard; my humour don't swing that way. I do speak Jaypanese sometimes, though I'm more into word association. My daddy died when I was 12, and took mommy dearest with him. And if you take the time to dig through my achievements and accomplishments, you'll see that no, I'm not a wrestling God. I've laid waste to gods, which makes me something even bigger. And as for filling them shoes, well, you know what they say about guys with big feet, right?

[God King Dune]

@sandman

@emperorscorpion My hero...

[Jay Omega]

@emperorscorpion

@sandman This ain't no place for no hero. I like to raise Hell for the sole purpose of knocking it back down.

[God King Dune]

@sandman

@emperorscorpion You've got a keen eye for sarcasm. You're as much my hero as Kaz claimed to be before I earned the gold he presumed was his. I recall you chiming in several times with a similar presumption. And now I take it you want a shot at my belt? I can't see why else you'd be here...unless it's a partnership you're after.

[Jay Omega]

@emperorscorpion via Twitlonger

@sandman Oooh, wrong on both counts, Herbert. A shot at the Internet Championship? Surely you jest. I don't even consider that a valid title. As for "partnership", well, my humour's not the only thing about me that don't swing that way. Unless you meant, like, a tag team partnership, in which case I'd still say no. I've already got a partner, and Cruiserweight trumps Internet. As I said, I just like to raise a little Hell, ruffle some feathers, stuff sand into snatches, ya dig?

[God King Dune]

Dig I do. Silly of me to search for answers. It's like the black man said: "Everybody plays the fool...sometiiimes."

[God King Dune]

@sandman

@emperorscorpion I will say though, I haven't feathers to ruffle, just thick skin that doesn't break for annoyances. Nor do I have a snatch, though I imagine if I did it would have been overflowing with sand since the moment I sprang forth from the womb. You see, I was born in the sand, molded by it...I didn't know there was more to the world until I was already a man, and by then it was nothing to me.

[Jay Omega]

@emperorscorpion

@sandman That's crazy. I was born in a hospital, because my parents weren't savages.

[God King Dune]

@sandman

@emperorscorpion So it goes.

[Joey Flash]

@mrflash

shut it you fuccin nerds

[Jay Omega]

@emperorscorpion

@mrflash Such rapier wit! You must be the star of the debate team at the local frat house!

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@sandman Heh so you're telling me that you admit to putting people to sleep.
#KillerDune

[God King Dune]

@thunders7ruck Heh so you're telling me you've been struck by thunder? Thunder...how's it work again? #Yawn

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@sandman I'd be glad to show you anytime how it works. I strive to leave a lasting impression.
#WannaStepOutside

[God King Dune]

@thunders7ruck I'd be the one thunderstruck if you could teach me anything aside from how best to pick the wrong man to fuck with. And no, I'd rather step inside #ThemRopes

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@sandman Let's just say I'm feeling #Froggy.