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Post by Joey Flash on Feb 12, 2015 14:37:42 GMT -5
@mrflash
shut it nerd
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Post by Crow McMorris on Feb 12, 2015 15:00:02 GMT -5
Wow, thats barely worth a snooze. |
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Post by God King Dune on Feb 13, 2015 2:26:34 GMT -5
@scarecrow_WCF @mrflash The fuck? Take your schoolboy bullshit somewhere else.
Shit show going on in the current IT Contendership thread. Legends, former champions, and jobbers alike. Hell, even Seth wants a shot at the IT Gold.
It's like that scene in "What Dreams May Come" when Mrs. Doubtfire (who symbolizes me, in this case) is stepping on all the outstretched arms and pleading faces (everyone in the IT thread). And just like those poor souls, each of you is trapped in the hell that is life without some gold around your waist.
Sure, one of you will rise up to challenge me for my Internet Title...but don't get used to the air in purgatory, because it won't take but a few heavy stomps of my boot to send you back down to the pit from whence you came.
#I'llBeWaiting
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Post by God King Dune on Feb 13, 2015 13:49:51 GMT -5
Apparently they think quantity of shots > quality.
#NotHowItWorks
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Post by God King Dune on Feb 13, 2015 18:06:02 GMT -5
For those who didn't see, I bring you the lulz:
Scarecrow explaining his hissy-fit about being paired with me this week at Slam:
"I don't like you Dune because your pompous, and arrogant. The way you swagger around irritates me. You've got that whole superiority complex going on."
Scarecrow on why he's going to win the #1 Contendership for the IT:
"The win is mine. Why? It's simple. Two reasons.
1 Quality, I outdo everyone here with sheer class. I ooze it from every orifice and pour; even my shit is better, it's just got that extra glint of win that Tyler's mom just can't resist.
2. Staying power, only Alex has kept up with me today, others have faded in and out. But me? Consistent from the moment I joined. Couple that with my sheer ability.
Well, we all know the answer. And if not? Well, there's always the hard way. No sweat. Breakin bones is the job. I punch the clock, I punch a face. Same diff in this line of work."
#GreatJob
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Post by God King Dune on Feb 14, 2015 9:23:12 GMT -5
@alexs_playground You asked for a shot at the Internet Gold a few weeks back, and now you're the #1 Contender. Congratulations. It seems the stars are aligning for Mr. Dicks...
Or perhaps not.
You're mistaken in your catchphrase. Confusion doesn't reign...I do. In your quest to do so you face an uphill battle. It's the King of the Mountain you'll meet at the summit, and kings don't tolerate those who stake a claim to the gold they wear. Careful not to slip, Alex...it's a long way down from this mountain's peak.
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Post by Crow McMorris on Feb 15, 2015 9:26:15 GMT -5
You're right planet arrakis, I am arrogant. And you're arrogant. And on reflection, because that's what this is, I realise now that my distress at being paired with you is simply because we're too close in some aspects for my liking. And thats my problem to deal with, not yours. Took a friend for me to understand that.
But understand it I do.
So, sunday.Get your fight face on. (The grill with the predator doll clued to the front) Hit the gym. Laugh at Joey Flash. Kick Roy Speede in the Vagina...
WE GOT A FUCKING MATCH TO WIN.
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Post by God King Dune on Feb 15, 2015 9:30:11 GMT -5
I don't claim to be the Muad'Dib but I'll be damned if I don't strive to be equally as dominant. The spice must flow...as must the blood of The Pack later tonight.
Glad to see you've come around. Let's take care of business, brother.
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Post by Joey Flash on Feb 15, 2015 13:56:00 GMT -5
@mrflash
i recommend ditching the worthless scarecrow if you wanna win guys!!! you'd have more of a chance if he was in the pack
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Post by Crow McMorris on Feb 19, 2015 23:42:11 GMT -5
"Worthless Scarecrow", has a real match at Timebomb. One thats not a gimmick clusterfuck, Mister Joey Nyquil. So enjoy your scramble match purgatory...ya bada bing bitch.
Oh, and Dune? You wanna drag the past over hot coals just because you cost us the match? Fine, do that. But don't push it with the "blame everyone but me", bullshit. Win, don't whine. I showed up, you didn't. Simple as that.
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Post by God King Dune on Feb 19, 2015 23:59:37 GMT -5
Facts are facts. Fact: I was hit with not one but two consecutive triple-team moves that left me unconscious. Fact: I got pinned. Fact: You looked on as it happened, unwilling to lend a hand.
I lost the match. You lost the match. We lost the match. End of story.
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Post by Crow McMorris on Feb 20, 2015 4:28:13 GMT -5
I was outside the ring, I was pissed because I couldn't get back in time to break the pin. FACT.
Now, let's draw a line under this and move on. We've got matches to win.
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Post by Joey Flash on Feb 20, 2015 4:34:29 GMT -5
@mrflash
you are both faggots. FACT!!
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Post by Crow McMorris on Feb 20, 2015 7:50:20 GMT -5
I remember when you used to be smart, Joey. What happened to that guy? Is he dead? I get the impression Adam Young is wearing you now like a silence of the lambs skin suit. You sound like a nobody.
Beat ya feet, ant hill. Ya fucking douchebag.
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Post by God King Dune on Feb 20, 2015 10:18:02 GMT -5
@scarecrow_WCF
Consider the hatchet buried
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Post by Joey Flash on Feb 21, 2015 4:31:44 GMT -5
@mrflash
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@Sandman
Feb 23, 2015 11:55:19 GMT -5
via mobile
Post by Chelsea Armstrong on Feb 23, 2015 11:55:19 GMT -5
Keep in mind just how lucky you are, we now stand 1 to 1, that's the last win you will be getting in this cup. Enjoy the glory while you can.
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Post by God King Dune on Mar 23, 2015 0:24:50 GMT -5
Ice Beckman's a tough son of a bitch.
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Post by Crow McMorris on Mar 27, 2015 14:26:25 GMT -5
Ice Beckman's a tough son of a bitch. Yeah, and now he knows that you are to. I said it to the boys in the back, and I'm letting you know now. You got world title shots in your future. Good job man. Next time you'll get that win. |
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Post by God King Dune on Mar 27, 2015 16:40:01 GMT -5
Appreciate the vote of confidence, 'Crow. You'll be up against a legend yourself when Explosion rolls around, but my money's on the young buck. Happy hunting.
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