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Post by Jayson Price on Dec 16, 2014 23:46:21 GMT -5
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Post by Jayson Price on Dec 16, 2014 23:54:38 GMT -5
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Seth wants me to lose the Internet Title...so he puts me in a Clockwork Orange House Of Fun Match? Me thinks somebody secretly wants me to keep this title for as long as possible. #SpoilerAlertKingInternetRetains, #ClockworkOrangeHouseOfFuckYouPriceWinsAlways
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Post by Jayson Price on Dec 17, 2014 19:46:27 GMT -5
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Slane must be too busy trying to teach boys about knots out in the woods to get involved in this match. Such a shame, I was looking forward to beating him just like I did last year for the US Title.
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Post by Seifer Black on Dec 17, 2014 20:01:40 GMT -5
A simple man uses humor to hide his insecurities, the prophet with nothing to hide speaks using the truth... #thebookofdoomsday
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Post by DVS on Dec 17, 2014 20:56:32 GMT -5
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A REAL man uses his fist to beat the shit out of simple men AND prophets #pleasestfuseifer #couptheking #hisroyaldeviousness
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Post by Maelstrom on Dec 17, 2014 22:04:19 GMT -5
@maelstromwcf says:
that what is simple I wouldnt not respect... blunt force tromma is also simple...
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Post by Jayson Price on Dec 17, 2014 22:29:29 GMT -5
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Seifer's all about the prophets, I'm all about the profits. And the god damn Pricebusters onto steel steps. Who wants to join Chelsea on the shelf? #KingInternetMerchSells, #PriceWillBreakYourNeck
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Post by DVS on Dec 18, 2014 0:39:31 GMT -5
@datdeviant @jaysonprice gets his tweet ideas from Pinterest #SoftLikeACupcake. It's too bad that's the only thing he's pinning #PricesRecipeForHowToSuck.
@datdeviant Speaking of pinning - glad to have helped @maelstromwcf take a loss #FuckBobbyCairo #KazMazysABiiiiiitch #PoondockTheseNuts #BeheadingTheKingAtOne #OhSnapSteveOrbitHasClap #ProphetsAreForPussies #MeritBadgeForGonnaFUCKyouUP
@datdeviant Heard it through the shootvine - Stuart Slane booked a one room tent in the nearby mountainous woods of Pennsylvania #ThreeFingerPoopShootSalute. Stuart Slane giving wood carving merit badge lessons #BeAManAlready and teaching boys to whittle their favorite objects out of sturdy oak limbs #theyallcarveddidlos.
@datdeviant Stuart Slane teach'em how not to smear their mascara and look like @doomsdayprophet #MeritHoneyBadger #WantedtoHashtagThat #shootvine #FutureInternetandHardcoreChampion #DealWithItYaFucks
@datdeviant @jaysonprice the only steps that I see are the instructions you give on how to be #barelymediocre #True #NotFalse. Can't be intimidated by a woman beater #historylesson because that's the only way they'll listen #MakeMeASandwich #GetMeASoda. Speaking of beating women #CantWAITforONE
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Post by Jayson Price on Dec 18, 2014 15:20:32 GMT -5
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I'm not a woman beater, I'm an equal opportunity advocate. If a female, like Chelsea Armstrong, so strongly campaigns to be treated equally in a wrestling company, why should she be denied that right? #GoodGuyPrice, #PricebustersDontDiscriminate
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Post by Seifer Black on Dec 18, 2014 21:47:39 GMT -5
DVS A simple man only knows how to use his fists, you are the neanderthal and the prophet is clearly superior... #thebookofdoomsday @jaysonprice You are another one of the simple ones, you think you impress me? You are fueled by greed where i have a higher purpose... #thebookofdoomsday
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Post by Jayson Price on Dec 18, 2014 22:05:17 GMT -5
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Greed....phony baloney higher purpose...Greed....phony baloney higher purpose. Yeah, pretty sure I picked the winning path. Case in point, you got your ass handed to you last week by the god damn Ultimate Destroyer in a tag team match...after his partner abandoned him. That's worse than anyone losing to Adam Young.
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Post by Stuart Slane on Dec 19, 2014 11:11:00 GMT -5
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Post by DVS on Dec 19, 2014 19:18:32 GMT -5
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#YAWN
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@jaysonprice here let me fix that for you #LikeAFuckinNinja
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#denied @doomsdayprophet should probably cut your hair before #WCFONE #SkullCrush #ClubtotheDome #InitiateCaveman. Suppose I'll drag your bitch-ass back the cave #thatshowwedothis.
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@stuartslane because you know what that's all about #justlookdown #ohsnap #ew #crossedtheline
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#shootvine Just heard that North Korea has cancelled Price's internet #orly #WhatHappenedWas apparently they were threatened by his tremendous ability to make the entire world look awful #ILoveThis #DROPPINBOMBS #WHOSNEXT
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Post by Seifer Black on Dec 19, 2014 21:04:03 GMT -5
@jaysonprice you are boring me, do you think I even wanted to be in that match? you pathetic fool... but you may interest me enough to put in an effort this week at one... As for your right path, it is temporary I have a higher calling in life than temporary gain... #thebookofdoomsday DVS you pathetic fool, do you think your juvenile taunts will get you anywhere? for the sake of humanity please stay silent and desist from talking ever unless you want to see what i am truly capable of... #thebookofdoomsday
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Post by DVS on Dec 21, 2014 21:33:02 GMT -5
@datdeviant #YAWN #LOL @jaysonprice we'll see you at #WCFONE.
@datdeviant @wcf your new #KingoftheInternet will then challenge @oaklandmack to a match #youllaccept #andYoullLikeIt. We'll still be #RaisingOurTitles after #WCFONE, but for what it's worth: #Iwin #fuckyaself
@datdeviant I'm flabbergasted #wut @doomsdayprophet I'm sure you're capable of a lot of things #makeup #meshfashion #pleatherpantsnshit #quotingthecrow, but #winningatONE is not one of them #cantstop #wontstop #winning. Oh, and how did you know I was going to make a Juvenile taunt? #thatsamazing #fuckinmindreader #UH #FRESH #HITTHATSHIT
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Post by Jayson Price on Dec 21, 2014 22:10:40 GMT -5
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And just like that I miss the days of Zombie McMorris screaming "HONEY BADGER DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK" over and over again. At least he was entertaining when he was talking nonsense out his ass. #KingInternetNeedsLegitCompetitionForHisTitle
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Post by Seifer Black on Dec 22, 2014 16:39:49 GMT -5
@jaysonprice the only reason it seems like nonsense to you is because you are too stupid to understand what i am talking about, you are ignorant and blind to the world and you will die because of it...#thebookofdoomsday DVS Im sorry do you understand english? i will say it again... Stay quiet boy... You are a mere sheep in the flock and nothing to worry about... Go back with your flock and revel in the same ignorance @jaysonprice enjoys...#thebookofdoomsday
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Post by DVS on Dec 22, 2014 20:55:41 GMT -5
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@jaysonprice #princess
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#POPPYCOCK I speak engrish just fine @doomsdayprophet so check me on this - I didn't expect to be called a #sheep, but I then realized you'll be counting a lot of me after I #knockyatheFUCKOUT It'll sound a lot like #123 #onrepeat so that you never get my #pinfallvictory out of your head #WCFONE #newchampion #thebookofLAMESDAY #rascallydeviant
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Post by Seifer Black on Dec 22, 2014 23:58:10 GMT -5
DVS i didn't say can you speak English i said can you understand it you simpleton...There is a clear difference between the two which you do not seem to grasp you pathetic little sheep... Oh and how creative the book of lames day, you pathetic little creature enjoy the rest of your life because you will not live much longer the way you are going... #thebookofdoomsday
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Post by DVS on Dec 24, 2014 2:15:01 GMT -5
@datdeviant #waitwut #logichammer if I speak it then wouldn't I have to understand it? #logic @doomsdayprophet or, maybe I don't understand? #SAYWUT? #philosophicalCRISIS
@datdeviant #TELLMEWUTYOUMEAN or, perhaps I know exactly what you're saying and #shallnotgiveafuck but would prefer to #beat #stomp #pound #crush #hulksmash #kneedrop #elbowdrop #vulcanchop #superkick #bigboot your face in? @doomsdayprophet do I die now, or later? #hastohappensometime... #TheBookoftheseNUTSday
@datdeviant @wcf I got a new pillow to comfort me during my post @doomsdayprophet tweet readings #NAPTIME #NEWKING #NEWPILLOW
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