Maelstrom
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Post by Maelstrom on Dec 24, 2014 5:27:38 GMT -5
@maelstromwcf sorry about the radio silance chumps just got my new phone from @wcfcorporate turns out they are not built #hellstormtough #dontbuildemliketheyusedto #sorryseth --------------------- @maelstromwcf seriously i just rolled over and hit the snooze alarm and the damn thing cracked up when i counted on it......flashbacks to DVS i thought i knew what folding was when i took orgami in japan.... #DanVanSwan --------------------- @maelstromwcf nice to see my #stromchasers starting to pop up in NA to see the old hellstorm tear it up once more.....@seiferblack i have a prediction for you too.... #pitythefoo ---------- @maelstromwcf @jaysonprice one teetotaler to another and one pro to another lets go grab a beer when this is over #asahibeerkampai...... your not a pill like these other dudes ill even let you take pictures with my belt #muchlove #sorrynotsorry ---------- @maelstromwcf upsides and downsides of selling your own merch out of your truck #hipsters #callingitgrassroots #bitchthisaintvintage i expect to see shirts at #One..... there will be a strong #stromchaser presence at the PPV as surely as @stuartslane shits in the woods #dontpoopinmybackyard ---------- @maelstromwcf calling all #stromchasers there is a warning in effect.....bring your weather gear because it will be #rainingblood
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Post by Seifer Black on Dec 25, 2014 17:43:14 GMT -5
DVS you bore me you pitiful creature, you carry on with your childish jokes but when the time comes you will curl up into a ball and cry like the child you are... #thebookofdoomsday
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Post by Jayson Price on Dec 25, 2014 17:47:03 GMT -5
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Asked Santa to bring me some real opponents for One and he came through with a wet paper bag. I look forward to actually having someone put up a fight for once. #KingInternetNeedsChallenged
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DVS
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Post by DVS on Dec 27, 2014 3:28:35 GMT -5
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#OHYEAH It's time to #lubeup and #BeatMyTweet
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#Princess @jaysonprice @santaclause got you a wet paper bag for #Christmas? #COINCIDENCE? Wet Paper Bag is your mothers stripper name! #holyshit #forreal? #yes #thatsfuckedup #pussykick #NEWKINGINTERNET
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#rapervan @maelstromwcf I was asked about the asses I'm going to kick at #WCFONE, and when I got to you the discussion turned from #asskickin to #wtf #who #HOWDOYOUSAYIT? So, we narrowed it down #MELSTRUM #MEALSTRUM #MALSTORM #MAEELSTRAM #GONNAGETFUCKEDUPSTROM
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#storms @maelstromwcf #hellstorms are jobbers who fight battles with amateurs like @billpaxton and @helenhunt #FUCKTWISTER. Mother fuckers like #THISGUY #ME #DVS #KINGINTERNET we battle galactic schisms at a superior level far beyond your #NOOBISH #IGNORANCE #FUCKSEIFERBLACK #IGOTTHISSHIT #FUCKYOUALL
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@doomsdayprophet why are you such a bitch? #ANSWERME #TheBookofTBH
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#bows I'd say I'd be here all night but I need to go work out and do things away from the internet so that I don't get fat and lazy like @jaysonprice, @doomsdayprophet, @maelstromwcf, @stuartslane, @wcf. CAN'T WAIT TO #WINATONE
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Maelstrom
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Post by Maelstrom on Dec 27, 2014 6:18:36 GMT -5
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once upon a time i thought i had a match but it turned out to be a spaghetti dinner you goddamn wet noodles #AreThereFreeBreadSticksAtLeast
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honestly @datdeviant ive had more concusions than youve had steak dinners and still i remember who my opponents are.....take it from me if you eat a finisher like that and have sudden troubles it might be time #listentotheoldman #headtraumaisnojoke #whereismygoddamnfood
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to all my #stromchasers be ready at #WCFOne for one hell of a show there will be blood and chaos and carnage and the most glorious goddamn violence you ever paid good money to see. and then after that bit about seths wife seeing seths 900-number phone bill we might see a match. haha #trainedallday #sittinginarestaurant #wherethefuckismyserver
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@seiferblack i like how your chasing the rodeo clown but ignoring the bull.....youd think the prophet would be looking hard at the guy whose 4way match debut resulted in 3 broken dudes leaving the place in the folowing week #luchadoresforbreakfast #rookiesforlunch #transvestitesfordinner #nohomo #15GODDAMNMINUTESTOGETBREADSTICKS
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it is official i am one of those fucks that sits in olive garden on his phone #travesty #kidsthesedays #gooutsidekids #butavoidstuartslane #nevertrustascoutmaster #candyvan
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my waiter is on his phone more than @datdeviant and is as big a disapointment #underthebus #hateistoostrongaword i feel the same way about @datdeviant that i feel about this goddamn empty sweet tea glass ive been staring at what the fuck man #dyinghere you think you hate me.....you dont have reason to hate me yet #bitethehand #worksforme #whatdidthefourfingerssay
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i promised my manager i wouldnt make a scene but by my #stromchasers i swear this is trying me more than @jaysonprice turning down my offer of friendhsip.....is it how it is here? i wrap a crowbar around your head....its a friendly crowbar and i expect you to try to do the same....bleeding is what we do #starvingiswhatido #wherethefuckismyspaghetti but i thought we could be pals after it all.....same diference to me either way #keepthatbeltwarm #itsonlylove #asahibeerusa
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if my food hadnt finally arrived i might have eaten my waiter #cannibalism #probablytasteslikefailure #ThisIsWhyIAlsoWouldntEatSeiferBlack who the hell loses to ultimate destroyer after his partner bails on him #WhoTheHellForgetsToBringParmesan #notsurewhichisworse
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dan van slade is gonna be rip van winkle when this is over #gotosleep #sshhhhh #painisover #onlydreamsnow seriously @datdeviant its not hate i just want to leave you motionless under a tree in the woods where you will lie for 40 years undisturbed #newkingnaptime
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there are 5 tables being used in this whole restaurant and theyre all in the same boat as me #waitingtopay which is appropriate for @jaysonprice writing checks he cant cash.....been in this boat so many times i might as well be captain goddamn ahab #readagoddamnbook #NoNoReadAnotherBookSeifer....there will be steel there will be blood there will be carnage and there will be me in the middle of it all #HellstormRising #123 #NewInternetChamp #WatchStromstream
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Post by Jayson Price on Dec 28, 2014 12:57:20 GMT -5
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Checks I can't cash? I've been backing up my words each and every week during my run as Internet Champion. 5 straight months with this belt around my waist and 5 straight months of shutting down fools like you 4.
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At One, 4 men and 1 King will enter the Clockwork Orange House Of Fun Match and only the king will walk out, still holding his title. 2015 will be a mirror image of 2014 as I continue to take out everyone that challenges my reign.
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Post by Jayson Price on Dec 28, 2014 15:02:16 GMT -5
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None of you even realize what awaits you in a few hours. No amount of Youtube video watching will prepare you for the nightmares you're going to see. All of you will bleed, some of you will feel your bones break and at least one of you will be burnt. I say that with the same certainty I have when I say that my title reign will not end until I and I alone decide that it's over and I vacate the belt out of boredom.
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Post by Jayson Price on Dec 28, 2014 16:19:33 GMT -5
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Just like Babe Ruth I'm calling my god damn shot: Pricebuster on Slane for the mother fucking win. #MoreBrutalThanChelseas
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Post by Jayson Price on Dec 28, 2014 17:23:44 GMT -5
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Death, taxes and Jayson Price holding the Internet Title until he decides to vacate it are the only three guarantees in life. Well, those and Seth Lerch remaining the worst business man in the world. #WhoMakesTheseAwfulMatches
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Post by Jayson Price on Dec 28, 2014 17:26:35 GMT -5
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Come on Slane, quit giving the little scouts your little "Now don't tell mommy and daddy what I showed you in the woods today" speech and say something stupid. You know, like how you're a superior wrestler. I need something to do while I sit on the toilet and take a Maelstrom.
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Post by Jayson Price on Dec 28, 2014 17:29:32 GMT -5
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Oh and why has Seifer been so quiet lately? Has he been watching footage of what I did to Chelsea and realized that I have a thing for trying to cripple Armstrongs? #FirstSeiferAndThenLance
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Post by Jayson Price on Dec 28, 2014 17:32:30 GMT -5
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Opponents like these really make me weep for the future. At least put up a fight people. Yeah, you're not going to win but have some pride damn it.
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Post by Jayson Price on Dec 28, 2014 17:36:33 GMT -5
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Well since my opponents are all apparently in stunned silence over my awesome, let's poke fun at the current headlines. Another missing plane overseas? Good thing Lerch is too cheap to do another International tour.
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Post by Jayson Price on Dec 28, 2014 17:38:39 GMT -5
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Screech from Saved By The Bell was arrested for stabbing someone? Well at least the guys in prison will already know what to whisper in his ear...
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Post by Jayson Price on Dec 28, 2014 17:48:54 GMT -5
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There isn't going to be enough Z-Packs in the world to help these four losers after I finish them off in the COHOF Match.
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Post by Jayson Price on Dec 28, 2014 17:52:50 GMT -5
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This just in: Lizard Squad admits to hacking computers of COHOF Match participants; Claim Seth Lerch is behind 9/11.
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Post by Jayson Price on Dec 28, 2014 17:54:46 GMT -5
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Oh wait, nevermind. Turns out it was just a hoax and I'm dealing with four cowards. #KingInternet, #PunkAssCompetition
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Post by Jayson Price on Dec 28, 2014 17:59:53 GMT -5
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And boom goes the fucking dynamite. King Internet wins again. #FuckEveryoneElse
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Maelstrom
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Post by Maelstrom on Dec 28, 2014 18:18:48 GMT -5
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man can a man warm up for his match without getting alerts every 5 minutes #holycrap if it had been on vibrate in my pocket you'd have given me an orgasm #cigarette see you in the ring champ #chump #hellstormrising
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DVS
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Post by DVS on Dec 29, 2014 21:03:37 GMT -5
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#winningtonight #PRINCESSPUSSYKICK
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