Pantheon

[Papa Stache]

Listen PANTHEON

I've been to the highest mountain, brotha. And I've seen the darkest pits of despair, man.

So WHATCHA GONNA DO. WHEN HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU!

[Lilith]

@LilithsPurpleCrayons

Oh my god bear!!! Hulk Hogans is in the WCF!!! BUT WHOSE SIDE IS HE ON?!!!

[Teo Blaze]

@firestarter

Walk away at a moderately brisk pace?

[Dionysus]

Since when did WCF become a retirement home?

[Teo Blaze]

Oct 6, 2016 15:39:29 GMT -5 Dionysus said:

Since when did WCF become a retirement home?

@firestarter

Last Sunday.

[Stephen Singh]

@surethingsingh

He probably just heard there was white guys dropping the n word and wanted to get down on that action. It's like his bat signal.

[Wade Moor]

@godnilla

hulk you still owe me $$ lmao go collect that gawker cheddar and fucking bring it to me asap plz

[6ix God]

Oct 6, 2016 15:41:00 GMT -5 Teo Blaze said:

Oct 6, 2016 15:39:29 GMT -5 Dionysus said:

Since when did WCF become a retirement home?

@firestarter

Last Sunday.

@sixgodshark

I love this.  This is Teddy falling back on the "old timer" jokes to discredit us.

Check some facts, Dion:
-I am younger than Teddy
-Wade, Rabid, and I had all been signed at a later date than old Teddy here.
-David Sanchez was signed at the same time as him.

Teddy is going to make these jokes to you because they help him conceal the real embarrassment: he has not a single accomplishment anywhere near a single member of this stable.  He has slaved away to see us come, go, and come again and still has absolutely nothing to show for it.  We blurred past him to the top of the card while he lost to Andre Jenson and got stuck in People's Title Purgatory.  Once a loser, always a fucking loser.  

Hope you've been stocking up on the benzocaine, Teddy.  I'm going to annihilate you this Sunday, as I always did.  Or dont.  I hear laughter is the very best medicine.

[Wade Moor]

Oct 6, 2016 17:01:14 GMT -5 6ix God said:

Oct 6, 2016 15:41:00 GMT -5 Teo Blaze said:

@firestarter

Last Sunday.

@sixgodshark

I love this.  This is Teddy falling back on the "old timer" jokes to discredit us.

Check some facts, Dion:
-I am younger than Teddy
-Wade, Rabid, and I had all been signed at a later date than old Teddy here.
-David Sanchez was signed at the same time as him.

Teddy is going to make these jokes to you because they help him conceal the real embarrassment: he has not a single accomplishment anywhere near a single member of this stable.  He has slaved away to see us come, go, and come again and still has absolutely nothing to show for it.  We blurred past him to the top of the card while he lost to Andre Jenson and got stuck in People's Title Purgatory.  Once a loser, always a fucking loser.  

Hope you've been stocking up on the benzocaine, Teddy.  I'm going to annihilate you this Sunday, as I always did.  Or dont.  I hear laughter is the very best medicine.

@godnilla

damn 6exGod just killed this poor pleb rip teddy

[Teo Blaze]

Oct 6, 2016 17:01:14 GMT -5 6ix God said:

Oct 6, 2016 15:41:00 GMT -5 Teo Blaze said:

@firestarter

Last Sunday.

@sixgodshark

I love this.  This is Teddy falling back on the "old timer" jokes to discredit us.

Check some facts, Dion:
-I am younger than Teddy
-Wade, Rabid, and I had all been signed at a later date than old Teddy here.
-David Sanchez was signed at the same time as him.

Teddy is going to make these jokes to you because they help him conceal the real embarrassment: he has not a single accomplishment anywhere near a single member of this stable.  He has slaved away to see us come, go, and come again and still has absolutely nothing to show for it.  We blurred past him to the top of the card while he lost to Andre Jenson and got stuck in People's Title Purgatory.  Once a loser, always a fucking loser.  

Hope you've been stocking up on the benzocaine, Teddy.  I'm going to annihilate you this Sunday, as I always did.  Or dont.  I hear laughter is the very best medicine.

@firestarter

So that's why you were gone so long. Had to get that M.D. As a spin doctor.

I make it a point not to brag, but since you want to pull out ancient history...

We have a TV title win against Jonny Fly, one of less than 10 people to ever beat the genuine legend.

Another TV title win vs you that you insist doesn't count.

A People's Title win over your old running buddy Kyle Kemp, plus a rematch at ONE.

Followed by a record Breaking People'a Title Reign, plus a trios title Reign that Beach Krew never managed to win.

Singles victories over you, Kemp, Beaver, Rabid, Oblivseaon, really the entire Krew except Wade.

And now I'm currently sitting as the Internet Champion and King of Media while you have won... well nothing really.

No title wins, no records broken, a laughable tournament win over Mr. Kemp...

AND THEN YOU LEFT.

Jared, you seem to be in confusion over just which one of us is the hotter commodity in WCF.

I am a constant. A continued symbol of dedication and excellence, a man who elevates titles and reputations by my presence alone.

You are a spoiled brat.

A child.

And as far as I'm concerned, if I never have to face you again, it'll be too soon.

Now get back to fighting people in your weight class.

[Lilith]

@LilithsPurpleCrayons

Holy shit this nerd is furious lmfao

...I think imma getting better at this !!!

[Teo Blaze]

Oct 6, 2016 17:41:26 GMT -5 Lilith said:

@LilithsPurpleCrayons

Holy shit this nerd is furious lmfao

...I think imma getting better at this !!!

@firestarter

Go play finger puppets with Twilight's Jockstrap in traffic.

Not every tweet is a birth control pill, you don't need all of them.

[Lilith]

@LilithsPurpleCrayons

Okayz calms down, Teddy! I don't wanna see you cry your adorable little eyes out that'd just breaks my heart soooooooo much!!!

[6ix God]

Oct 6, 2016 17:38:14 GMT -5 Teo Blaze said:

Oct 6, 2016 17:01:14 GMT -5 6ix God said:

@sixgodshark

I love this.  This is Teddy falling back on the "old timer" jokes to discredit us.

Check some facts, Dion:
-I am younger than Teddy
-Wade, Rabid, and I had all been signed at a later date than old Teddy here.
-David Sanchez was signed at the same time as him.

Teddy is going to make these jokes to you because they help him conceal the real embarrassment: he has not a single accomplishment anywhere near a single member of this stable.  He has slaved away to see us come, go, and come again and still has absolutely nothing to show for it.  We blurred past him to the top of the card while he lost to Andre Jenson and got stuck in People's Title Purgatory.  Once a loser, always a fucking loser.  

Hope you've been stocking up on the benzocaine, Teddy.  I'm going to annihilate you this Sunday, as I always did.  Or dont.  I hear laughter is the very best medicine.

@firestarter

So that's why you were gone so long. Had to get that M.D. As a spin doctor.

I make it a point not to brag, but since you want to pull out ancient history...

We have a TV title win against Jonny Fly, one of less than 10 people to ever beat the genuine legend.

Another TV title win vs you that you insist doesn't count.

A People's Title win over your old running buddy Kyle Kemp, plus a rematch at ONE.

Followed by a record Breaking People'a Title Reign, plus a trios title Reign that Beach Krew never managed to win.

Singles victories over you, Kemp, Beaver, Rabid, Oblivseaon, really the entire Krew except Wade.

And now I'm currently sitting as the Internet Champion and King of Media while you have won... well nothing really.

No title wins, no records broken, a laughable tournament win over Mr. Kemp...

AND THEN YOU LEFT.

Jared, you seem to be in confusion over just which one of us is the hotter commodity in WCF.

I am a constant. A continued symbol of dedication and excellence, a man who elevates titles and reputations by my presence alone.

You are a spoiled brat.

A child.

And as far as I'm concerned, if I never have to face you again, it'll be too soon.

Now get back to fighting people in your weight class.

@sixgodshark

Lmao that's how you wanna go.  Let's dance, buddy.

Tell me what Johnny Fly did after Teo beat him?  Crickets?  The answer is fucking nothing - he sat his ass on the couch eating Hot Fries because he'd already given up.  And that's what your fucking win is, Teo: being put over.  Congratulations, buddy, you got the fucking rub.  What did you do with it?

You faced me.  We went to two ties, then I won the third.  Then you were gift-wrapped a rematch and took advantage of me being double booked in WAR to squeak past me.  I went onto WAR to come in third after tying the record breaking number.  You got kicked in the head like a bitch immediately and eliminated.

Where was my fucking rematch that Seth so magnanimously gave you?  And how did that protection feel?  What did you do with it.

Answer: Teddy lost to Andre fucking Jenson, an absolute nobody who proceeded to get his shit pushed in by Dustin Beaver.  Teo slithered over to the People's Title division because he couldn't hang with the big boys unless they were double-booked and their attention diverted.  So you win that belt and you break the record.  Congratulations Teddy, where did that get you?

Nowhere.

You're no better off than you were before your record breaking reign; you've just changed clothes.  Do you think Kevin Bishop cares about breaking your record?  Fuck no.  Because Kevin Bishop has talent.  Kevin Bishop is bigger than your Mister Congeniality Prize.  Kevin Bishop has better things to do than clutch that belt for too long.  And not a single person will ever say that about you or your career.

You're a constant and a commodity to this company in the way Dolph Ziggler or Curtis Axel are to that other company: reliable filler who occasionally deserve a lowcard butt-pat.  So how about you put the mask back on, you smoking chimpanzee, and do the only fucking thing you were ever actually good out.

Stay in your own fucking weight class; this was me just recycling the shit I cut out this week.

[Earth-616 Holmes]

Oct 6, 2016 18:04:50 GMT -5 6ix God said:

Oct 6, 2016 17:38:14 GMT -5 Teo Blaze said:

@firestarter

So that's why you were gone so long. Had to get that M.D. As a spin doctor.

I make it a point not to brag, but since you want to pull out ancient history...

We have a TV title win against Jonny Fly, one of less than 10 people to ever beat the genuine legend.

Another TV title win vs you that you insist doesn't count.

A People's Title win over your old running buddy Kyle Kemp, plus a rematch at ONE.

Followed by a record Breaking People'a Title Reign, plus a trios title Reign that Beach Krew never managed to win.

Singles victories over you, Kemp, Beaver, Rabid, Oblivseaon, really the entire Krew except Wade.

And now I'm currently sitting as the Internet Champion and King of Media while you have won... well nothing really.

No title wins, no records broken, a laughable tournament win over Mr. Kemp...

AND THEN YOU LEFT.

Jared, you seem to be in confusion over just which one of us is the hotter commodity in WCF.

I am a constant. A continued symbol of dedication and excellence, a man who elevates titles and reputations by my presence alone.

You are a spoiled brat.

A child.

And as far as I'm concerned, if I never have to face you again, it'll be too soon.

Now get back to fighting people in your weight class.

@sixgodshark

Lmao that's how you wanna go.  Let's dance, buddy.

Tell me what Johnny Fly did after Teo beat him?  Crickets?  The answer is fucking nothing - he sat his ass on the couch eating Hot Fries because he'd already given up.  And that's what your fucking win is, Teo: being put over.  Congratulations, buddy, you got the fucking rub.  What did you do with it?

You faced me.  We went to two ties, then I won the third.  Then you were gift-wrapped a rematch and took advantage of me being double booked in WAR to squeak past me.  I went onto WAR to come in third after tying the record breaking number.  You got kicked in the head like a bitch immediately and eliminated.

Where was my fucking rematch that Seth so magnanimously gave you?  And how did that protection feel?  What did you do with it.

Answer: Teddy lost to Andre fucking Jenson, an absolute nobody who proceeded to get his shit pushed in by Dustin Beaver.  Teo slithered over to the People's Title division because he couldn't hang with the big boys unless they were double-booked and their attention diverted.  So you win that belt and you break the record.  Congratulations Teddy, where did that get you?

Nowhere.

You're no better off than you were before your record breaking reign; you've just changed clothes.  Do you think Kevin Bishop cares about breaking your record?  Fuck no.  Because Kevin Bishop has talent.  Kevin Bishop is bigger than your Mister Congeniality Prize.  Kevin Bishop has better things to do than clutch that belt for too long.  And not a single person will ever say that about you or your career.

You're a constant and a commodity to this company in the way Dolph Ziggler or Curtis Axel are to that other company: reliable filler who occasionally deserve a lowcard butt-pat.  So how about you put the mask back on, you smoking chimpanzee, and do the only fucking thing you were ever actually good out.

Stay in your own fucking weight class; this was me just recycling the shit I cut out this week.

[Lilith]

@LilithsPurpleCrayons

I thinks it's amazing how these bears can remembers what happened AGESSSSSSSS agos when I can'ts even remembers what happens yesterday it's good stuffs thoughs!

[Teo Blaze]

@firestarter

What is with the peanut gallery today?

[Lilith]

Oct 6, 2016 18:14:33 GMT -5 Teo Blaze said:

@firestarter

What is with the peanut gallery today?

@LilithsPurpleCrayons

Hey! HEY!!! Less questions and more trying to seems like a good wrestler person, okayz, Mistah Red Glasses

[Teo Blaze]

Oct 6, 2016 18:04:50 GMT -5 6ix God said:

Oct 6, 2016 17:38:14 GMT -5 Teo Blaze said:

@firestarter

So that's why you were gone so long. Had to get that M.D. As a spin doctor.

I make it a point not to brag, but since you want to pull out ancient history...

We have a TV title win against Jonny Fly, one of less than 10 people to ever beat the genuine legend.

Another TV title win vs you that you insist doesn't count.

A People's Title win over your old running buddy Kyle Kemp, plus a rematch at ONE.

Followed by a record Breaking People'a Title Reign, plus a trios title Reign that Beach Krew never managed to win.

Singles victories over you, Kemp, Beaver, Rabid, Oblivseaon, really the entire Krew except Wade.

And now I'm currently sitting as the Internet Champion and King of Media while you have won... well nothing really.

No title wins, no records broken, a laughable tournament win over Mr. Kemp...

AND THEN YOU LEFT.

Jared, you seem to be in confusion over just which one of us is the hotter commodity in WCF.

I am a constant. A continued symbol of dedication and excellence, a man who elevates titles and reputations by my presence alone.

You are a spoiled brat.

A child.

And as far as I'm concerned, if I never have to face you again, it'll be too soon.

Now get back to fighting people in your weight class.

@sixgodshark

Lmao that's how you wanna go.  Let's dance, buddy.

Tell me what Johnny Fly did after Teo beat him?  Crickets?  The answer is fucking nothing - he sat his ass on the couch eating Hot Fries because he'd already given up.  And that's what your fucking win is, Teo: being put over.  Congratulations, buddy, you got the fucking rub.  What did you do with it?

You faced me.  We went to two ties, then I won the third.  Then you were gift-wrapped a rematch and took advantage of me being double booked in WAR to squeak past me.  I went onto WAR to come in third after tying the record breaking number.  You got kicked in the head like a bitch immediately and eliminated.

Where was my fucking rematch that Seth so magnanimously gave you?  And how did that protection feel?  What did you do with it.

Answer: Teddy lost to Andre fucking Jenson, an absolute nobody who proceeded to get his shit pushed in by Dustin Beaver.  Teo slithered over to the People's Title division because he couldn't hang with the big boys unless they were double-booked and their attention diverted.  So you win that belt and you break the record.  Congratulations Teddy, where did that get you?

Nowhere.

You're no better off than you were before your record breaking reign; you've just changed clothes.  Do you think Kevin Bishop cares about breaking your record?  Fuck no.  Because Kevin Bishop has talent.  Kevin Bishop is bigger than your Mister Congeniality Prize.  Kevin Bishop has better things to do than clutch that belt for too long.  And not a single person will ever say that about you or your career.

You're a constant and a commodity to this company in the way Dolph Ziggler or Curtis Axel are to that other company: reliable filler who occasionally deserve a lowcard butt-pat.  So how about you put the mask back on, you smoking chimpanzee, and do the only fucking thing you were ever actually good out.

Stay in your own fucking weight class; this was me just recycling the shit I cut out this week.

@firestarter

You are the only perso- nah I'm sticking with child I know that would brag about taking 3 tries to win a title and losing it in his first defense.

By the way, Beaver tried and failed to take the belt before Jenson did, so I wouldn't stack too many cards on that argument.

You want to whine about being double booked in WAR, like that somehow invalidate my win. Come on, Jared, act like an adult for once in your miserable, pipe-sucking pill popping life and take your loss like a man.

The more I hear you try to invalidate the People's Championship, the more you make it clear that you have no answer for it. Your boy Rabid tried and failed, but I guess it has no value? Fuck you. You can't have the toy so you're going to break it, again...

Say it with me...

Like. A. Child.

Unless you want me to finish what Dune started, you'd better move along, prettyboy.

You're not intimidating.

You're not even making me mad.

All you're doing is reminding me just how much better it was when you were gone.

Next time, stay there.

[Zombie DankMorris]

Teo gettin savage like chocolate frosted flakes in up in here