@sixgodshark
I love this. This is Teddy falling back on the "old timer" jokes to discredit us.
Check some facts, Dion:
-I am younger than Teddy
-Wade, Rabid, and I had all been signed at a later date than old Teddy here.
-David Sanchez was signed at the same time as him.
Teddy is going to make these jokes to you because they help him conceal the real embarrassment: he has not a single accomplishment anywhere near a single member of this stable. He has slaved away to see us come, go, and come again and still has absolutely nothing to show for it. We blurred past him to the top of the card while he lost to Andre Jenson and got stuck in People's Title Purgatory. Once a loser, always a fucking loser.
Hope you've been stocking up on the benzocaine, Teddy. I'm going to annihilate you this Sunday, as I always did. Or dont. I hear laughter is the very best medicine.
@firestarter
So that's why you were gone so long. Had to get that M.D. As a spin doctor.
I make it a point not to brag, but since you want to pull out ancient history...
We have a TV title win against Jonny Fly, one of less than 10 people to ever beat the genuine legend.
Another TV title win vs you that you insist doesn't count.
A People's Title win over your old running buddy Kyle Kemp, plus a rematch at ONE.
Followed by a record Breaking People'a Title Reign, plus a trios title Reign that Beach Krew never managed to win.
Singles victories over you, Kemp, Beaver, Rabid, Oblivseaon, really the entire Krew except Wade.
And now I'm currently sitting as the Internet Champion and King of Media while you have won... well nothing really.
No title wins, no records broken, a laughable tournament win over Mr. Kemp...
AND THEN YOU LEFT.
Jared, you seem to be in confusion over just which one of us is the hotter commodity in WCF.
I am a constant. A continued symbol of dedication and excellence, a man who elevates titles and reputations by my presence alone.
You are a spoiled brat.
A child.
And as far as I'm concerned, if I never have to face you again, it'll be too soon.
Now get back to fighting people in your weight class.