Post by excalibur on Jun 15, 2016 10:39:13 GMT -5
WCF 2K17
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Excalibur's Place
We see Excalibur walking down a dark street. The street is lit by a single lampost. Excalibur is wearing a jacket, as it is cold. Despite it being so dark and cold, Excalibur is happy, he is happy because Drax Durant has just texted him saying something wonderful. It was no compliment, but it was amazing news. Drax had just gotten a special gift from 2K Sports. Drax mentioned that all WCF staff would be getting it aswell, but Drax was the only one who told Excalibur.
Excalibur checked his watch. It was late, 23:00. Excalibur decided to walk quicker, as he really wanted to check out the thing that 2K Sports had sent him. He wondered what it would be like.
On arrival of his home, Excalibur quickly whipped his keys from his jacket pocket. He entered his home and immediately looked in front of him, to be met with a package, with a letter on top of it. Excalibur opened the letter and read it:
Letter:
Dear Excalibur,
As you probably know, we at 2K Sports have been busy creating WCF 2K17. We have recently finished the completed version and have decided to let the guys at WCF be the first to receive copies. We have tried our best to replicate the looks and atmosphere of WCF, so we are sorry if anything is wrong in the design of the game. Also, we have sent you two copies; one for the PS4 and one for the Xbox One, as we are unsure of which console you own.
We hope you enjoy
Yours Sincerelly,
2K Sports
Excalibur brought his letter and package into his living room. He put the letter to the side, on his coffee table, and quickly opened his package. There lied the two copies WCF 2K17, one for the PS4 and one for the Xbox One.
Excalibur: PS4 obviously 2K. Jesus, who has an Xbox One?
Excalibur quickly opened the game case, he loved the smell of a freshly opened video game case. He immediately took the disc out of the case, turned on his PS4 and put the illoustrious game into the console. The only problem was having to wait an extra 15 minutes to let the game install itself so he could play the new game, he never liked to wait. Eventually, Excalibur got to see the menu screen, it was the same as on the game cover, Logan. It was always Logan. Year after year.
Excalibur: *sigh* Next year, it will be me on the cover.
Excalibur pressed the “start” button and he was intoduced to the main menu. He was amazed as he browsed through all the new game modes.
Excalibur: Let me see; WCF Universe Mode, Road to One, ….oohh “Relive/Rewrite mode”. I wonder what that's like, after an exhibition game, obviously.
Excalibur pressed away at the buttons on his controller.
Main Menu > Exhibition Game > Match Types > One on One > Wrestler Select >
Excalibur browsed through the updated WCF roster. He had so many guys to choose from. Drax Durant, Himself, Severan King, Himself, Captain WCF, Himself, Teddy Blaze, Himself. So many options. Eventually, Excalibur decided to take control of himself against...... Severan King.
Wrestler Select > Excalibur (P1) vs Severan King (CPU) > Difficulty
Excalibur browsed through the selection if diffuculties, they were the same as every year:
Hall of Famer – As if you're facing Excalibur in the ring for real. Are you up to the challenge?
World Champion – Oblivion diffuculty
Insane – Logan Difficulty
#1 Contender – Want a not so easy, not so hard match? See what its like for Excalibur to face Jon Davenport!
Mid-Carder – Drax Durant difficulty
Jobber – Severan King difficulty
Excalibur falls on the floor laughing at the options. “Severan King Difficulty”. He selects Jobber difficulty and begins to play.
Zach Davis: Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to Slam!
Freddy Woah: Its time for our favourite match of the card.....
Both announcers: The one where Excalibur always wins!
Excalibur spams the start button, skipping the sh!t out of the entrances. Nobody watches those. If he wanted to watch the entrances he would just go on Youtube. Not while he is trying to relax.
Excalibur: Oh God, Entrances. I mean, they would be alright if they had a different animation each time, but it's just the SAME ENTRANCES ALL THE TIME. Even if they had random animations, nothing can help Severan King. He's already boring. The very sight of him just makes me wanna.........*yawns*
As the match starts, Excalibur holds R2 and moves the analog stick towards the other corner, where Virtual Severan King is. On approach of Virtual Severan King, Excalibur hits “square” to make Virtual Excalibur clothesline Virtual Severan King
Virtual Severan King takes forever to get up, while Virtual Severan King is grounded, Excalibur decides to spam the “up” button to make Virtual Excalibur do a ton of taunts. Excalibur taunts so much that, if this were No Mercy 2002 or Smackdown: Shut Your Mouth, then his “SPECIAL” bar would be hella full. Of course Severan King's Special bar has been full since he was born.
Once Virtual Severan King takes 5 years to get up, Excalibur hits the “triangle” button to perform his finisher: The “Shhhhh!”. Excalibur performs two shoot kicks to the chest before finishing up with an enziguiri.
Of course, this isn't enough, as Excalibur still has a signature. Virtual Excalibur irish whips Virtual Severan King into the corner. Once he is in the corner Excalibur presses the “circle” button to set Virtual Severan King up into a tree of woe. Excalibur then finally presses the “Triangle” button to perform his signature: “The Dagger”. Virtual Excalibur takes a few steps back, before sprinting full charge and hitting Virtual Severan King with a spear!
Severan King has been flattened at this point as Excalibur goes for the pin.
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Zach Davis: Without a doubt, the most least surprising result on this show today.
Freddy Woah: Definitely, as per-usual, Excalibur dominated. And he will do so every week until he retires.
Zach Davis: You've got that right: Severan King, you know how bad you are.
Excalibur puts the controller down on his coffee table.
Excalibur: Well, that was amazing! I will continue to play that tomorrow.
Excalibur, realising that there is a camera recording him, looks into the camera.
Excalibur: Thats what will happen tonight.....
Excalibur: Severan King....the cult leader from Jackson, Mississippi....
Excalibur: Well, what is there to say? Severan, I've heard about you. I've heard some of your “sermons” and the only word that can describe them is; “hypocritical”
Excalibur: You talk about how we must avoid hatred, yet you talk about your hate for Greg St Matthews and HMM Logan.
Excalibur: You say that we are all just humble servants, equal in the eyes of the Lord. Maybe we are all equal in the eyes of the lord, but we are not servants, you must be misunderstood, I am nobody's servant.
Excalibur: You say you have a great following, a following of what? 2 people? I love the way how you try to act tough, but in reality, you're just weak and scared. Scared of the truth, the truth that you are not right, that you're not a messenger of God, that you're talking complete and utter bullsh!t.
Excalibur pauses
Excalibur: Tonight, I shall make you realise the truth.
Excalibur: MY TRUTH!
