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Post by Oblivion on Jun 7, 2016 14:34:40 GMT -5
Oblivion is staggering backstage, of The Santander Arena. Several blood droplets falling to the concrete, from his lacerated face. People scattering, staying away from an irate, an extremely angry Oblivion who is covered in green paint sprayed by...
Oblivion: SEEEEETH!!! WHERE ARE YOOOOOU?!?! SETH LEEEEERCH!!!
Hank Brown runs over to Oblivion...
Hank Brown: Oblivion!! Oblivion!! Seth Lerch purposely screwed you out of the WCF World Heavyweight Championship, because Logan. What are feelings?!
Oblivion violently grabs ahold of Hank Brown.
Oblivion: Look!! Don't you understand?! SETH SCREWED ME OVER!!! HE IS FORCING ME BACK TO MY OLD SELF... HE IS DRAGGING OUT THE DEMON... I DON'T WANT THAT!! WCF SHOULDN'T WANT THAT!! SETH WILL NOT WANT THAT!! LOGAN WILL HATE IT!!
Since the Age of Enlightenment started I knew I HAD to protect WCF!! Protect WCF from it's brainchild... Seth Lerch!! LOGAN IS A MADMAN AND SETH LERCH IS HIS BITCH!! Seth Lerch and Logan is a two headed serpent!! I plan on... CHOPPING OFF THEIR HEADS!!!
Oblivion looks straight into the camera with madness and fire in his eyes. Camera shakes...
Oblivion: SETH LEEEEEERCH!!! LOGAAAAAAAN!!!! VENGEANCE IS MINE SAYS OBLIVION!!! I LOVE A GOOD HUNT!! YOU TWO MESSED WITH WROOOONG PERSON!! NOW... I have my opportunity...
Hank Brown: What does THAT mean?
Oblivion laughs...
Oblivion: Wouldn't THEY like to know...
Oblivion covers the camera lens with his bloody hand...
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Post by Seth on Jun 8, 2016 1:14:33 GMT -5
@sethhatestwitter
lol
like i cant afford bodyguards
you're a nobody maniac i hired when business needed a maniac. i'm not afraid of you. never will be. not worth my time.
#worstchampionever
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Post by Thomas Uriel Bates on Jun 8, 2016 2:22:49 GMT -5
@thomasbateswcf
Oblivion, looks like we're on the same team this week. I'm sure Seth's lapdog Dag can attest to the danger they are all in.
Seth, you've got a monster, a World Champion, and a mountain coming for you. Keep hiring security, they won't be able to help.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2016 12:17:02 GMT -5
@neonordicist
What the fuck is this gay shit jesus christ
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jun 8, 2016 12:22:13 GMT -5
Yo seth.. u wana best a maniac.. u send in dat coked up mad man
He'll get dat job done
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Post by Oblivion on Jun 8, 2016 13:24:23 GMT -5
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Dag shudufuq up will ya?! Holy smokes!! Happy-Happy Joy-Joy you grumpy ass!! Smoke a joint and sing kum by-ya. Or whatever how you say it. You're ruining everyone's chi, man. You're such a buzz kill dude. You're a walking stormcloud. You should learn some meditation techniques and tai-chi. Maybe that will help remove that giant stick from your ass... YOU GIGANTIC JACKASS!!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2016 13:27:10 GMT -5
@oblivionisgod Dag shudufuq up will ya?! Holy smokes!! Happy-Happy Joy-Joy you grumpy ass!! Smoke a joint and sing kum by-ya. Or whatever how you say it. You're ruining everyone's chi, man. You're such a buzz kill dude. You're a walking stormcloud. You should learn some meditation techniques and tai-chi. Maybe that will help remove that giant stick from your ass... YOU GIGANTIC JACKASS!!
You seem like someone I could beat. I should beat you sometime.
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Post by Oblivion on Jun 8, 2016 16:59:40 GMT -5
@oblivionisgo
Dag back off before you embarrass The Family. I stand up for the WCF!! I will disembowel Logan and tear you apart in the name of this company!!!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2016 17:24:25 GMT -5
@oblivionisgo Dag back off before you embarrass The Family. I stand up for the WCF!! I will disembowel Logan and tear you apart in the name of this company!!!
I don't think you understand what you're dealing with. People fear you because you give this appearance of an uncontrollable rage controlling the body of a monster. I am everything you are and more, because I have control over my actions, emotions, and anger. If you have accomplish everything you have in fits of random and uncontrolled rage, imagine what I am capable of when I can channel my focus and brutality. You are nothing more than a tantruming child compared to me. |
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Post by AdamYoung on Jun 8, 2016 17:31:55 GMT -5
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Post by Thomas Uriel Bates on Jun 8, 2016 17:52:45 GMT -5
@thomasbateswcf
Oblivion is a monster, there's no question. He has been doing his best to keep it contained, but now the Family wants to unleash it once more. Logan, Dag, Seth, they're not he brightest bulbs in the box.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2016 18:10:17 GMT -5
@thomasbateswcf Oblivion is a monster, there's no question. He has been doing his best to keep it contained, but now the Family wants to unleash it once more. Logan, Dag, Seth, they're not he brightest bulbs in the box.
Thomas... After the shit you've pulled lately, I suggest, strongly suggest, you refrain from making any assessments of other people's intelligence. Seeing as, well, you may be the stupidest person in this company. |
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Post by AdamYoung on Jun 8, 2016 18:31:43 GMT -5
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Post by Thomas Uriel Bates on Jun 8, 2016 19:31:18 GMT -5
@thomasbateswcf Oblivion is a monster, there's no question. He has been doing his best to keep it contained, but now the Family wants to unleash it once more. Logan, Dag, Seth, they're not he brightest bulbs in the box.
Thomas... After the shit you've pulled lately, I suggest, strongly suggest, you refrain from making any assessments of other people's intelligence. Seeing as, well, you may be the stupidest person in this company.@thomasbateswcf Your intelligence wasn't that great when we "teamed" up against Orbit and Purse, was it? Or did you really think you could get away with doing what you were doing in front of me? You're trashing Oblivion, you're trying to trash me, yeah I can make an assessment on your IQ; it's as low as the speed limit in a school zone. |
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Post by Nathan "Perfection" Chambers on Jun 8, 2016 20:04:22 GMT -5
@chamberofsecrets I'm surprised he's even showing his face after losing to the woman I beat.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2016 21:02:33 GMT -5
@neonordicist
Thomas... After the shit you've pulled lately, I suggest, strongly suggest, you refrain from making any assessments of other people's intelligence. Seeing as, well, you may be the stupidest person in this company. @thomasbateswcf Your intelligence wasn't that great when we "teamed" up against Orbit and Purse, was it? Or did you really think you could get away with doing what you were doing in front of me? You're trashing Oblivion, you're trying to trash me, yeah I can make an assessment on your IQ; it's as low as the speed limit in a school zone.
Maybe if you weren't such a fucking pussy I wouldn't have had to treat you like one! You call yourself the 'Mountain' of WCF? You think you're a tough son of a bitch? No, no... you're just a bitch. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2016 21:09:40 GMT -5
@cock
It doesn't matter what these jokers think, they will all be choking on this before its all said and done
#ResistanceIsFutile
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Post by Thomas Uriel Bates on Jun 8, 2016 21:12:26 GMT -5
@thomasbateswcf Your intelligence wasn't that great when we "teamed" up against Orbit and Purse, was it? Or did you really think you could get away with doing what you were doing in front of me? You're trashing Oblivion, you're trying to trash me, yeah I can make an assessment on your IQ; it's as low as the speed limit in a school zone.
Maybe if you weren't such a fucking pussy I wouldn't have had to treat you like one! You call yourself the 'Mountain' of WCF? You think you're a tough son of a bitch? No, no... you're just a bitch.@thomasbateswcf I must have done quite a number on you in our match. Maybe you should consider putting your money where your mouth is though. How about putting that non-existant International Championship on the line this week? Whoever makes the pin goes home with the belt. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2016 21:30:03 GMT -5
@neonordicist
Maybe if you weren't such a fucking pussy I wouldn't have had to treat you like one! You call yourself the 'Mountain' of WCF? You think you're a tough son of a bitch? No, no... you're just a bitch. @thomasbateswcf I must have done quite a number on you in our match. Maybe you should consider putting your money where your mouth is though. How about putting that non-existant International Championship on the line this week? Whoever makes the pin goes home with the belt.
So we've now established you're not only a giant teddy bear, but you also have the intelligence of a stuffed animal. You're just like all those other morons who want me to break the rules and put my title up for anyone from the ONE COUNTRY they are forbidden to compete for it from. Tell you what pal, if you had the balls to actually stand up for what you believe in instead of attacking the one guy who agrees with most of what you say, then you could intellectually qualify for a shot at my title and what it represents. Get back to me when you have a voice of your own and the sense to use it right. You act like you're the one "good" republican, the one "good" Southerner, this and that, but that's nothing but an excuse to cover up your cowardice. You've only ever gotten the upper hand in a fight if you attacked your victim from behind, whether it was me, or Joey Flash. Now tell me, what kind of "good guy" does that? |
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Post by AdamYoung on Jun 8, 2016 21:59:37 GMT -5
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