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Post by The Killenial (Caleb Ronan) on May 12, 2016 7:43:15 GMT -5
I'm at Frost Valley, a YMCA camp in the Catskill Mountains. Lots of granola eating millennialist up in here. One of the first things I heard was a counselor telling us chaperones that we want the kids to get out of their "comfort zone" and into their "growth zone" but not to push them too hard and put them in a "panic zone."
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Post by "Tiny Burgers" Ace Slider on May 12, 2016 7:48:22 GMT -5
The danger zone!
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2016 7:53:01 GMT -5
I couldn't do it... Good luck, Wolf, you're gonna need it. Keep us updated, this is funny already!
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Post by Oblivion on May 12, 2016 8:03:35 GMT -5
Next report... Kids have taken over camp. Caleb Ronin and the others have been tied up and gagged. Kids wearing face paint. Fire every where. The camp animals are on the fire. The kids are making demands, as it takes several kids to drag Caleb to a camera, to make him an example, of what happens if their demands are not met.
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Post by 'The Shine' Brent Alpine on May 12, 2016 8:13:37 GMT -5
THIS ONE TIME, at YMCA Camp, I stuck my flute up my pussy zone.
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Post by The Killenial (Caleb Ronan) on May 12, 2016 11:47:21 GMT -5
One of the counselours considers himself an "alchemist of earth, wind, fire, and water." Fuck this guy.
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Post by Lilith on May 12, 2016 11:49:08 GMT -5
I'm at Frost Valley, a YMCA camp in the Catskills Mountains. Lots of granola eating millennialist up in here. One of the first things I heard was a counselor telling us chaperones that we want the kids to get out of their "comfort zone" and into their "growth zone" but not to push them too hard and put them in a "panic zone." I'm sooooooooo using this line in one of my rps lol |
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2016 11:55:16 GMT -5
I'm at Frost Valley, a YMCA camp in the Catskills Mountains. Lots of granola eating millennialist up in here. One of the first things I heard was a counselor telling us chaperones that we want the kids to get out of their "comfort zone" and into their "growth zone" but not to push them too hard and put them in a "panic zone." I'm sooooooooo using this line in one of my rps lol STOP BLURRING THE FOURTH WALL OMG |
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2016 11:56:01 GMT -5
One of the counselours considers himself an "alchemist of earth, wind, fire, and water." Fuck this guy. ...is he serious? I mean, is he really, really serious? There's no way! |
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Post by Greybeard on May 12, 2016 12:31:03 GMT -5
One of the counselours considers himself an "alchemist of earth, wind, fire, and water." Fuck this guy. Easy now... - The Alchemist |
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Post by The Killenial (Caleb Ronan) on May 12, 2016 14:12:10 GMT -5
After the kids completed the zip line, The Alchemist told the kids to give someone who encouraged them a high five.
Instead, I gave yours truly.,.
A SELF HIGH FIVE.
BANG!
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Post by The Killenial (Caleb Ronan) on May 12, 2016 17:28:34 GMT -5
Before every meal, a staff member reads a quote based one of Frost Valley's "core values." Here was one about respect:
"The only time you should look down on someone is when you help them up."
Then, the kids had to take a moment of silence to think about the quote.
.........
I want to RKO all of these people.
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Post by Sarah Twilight on May 12, 2016 17:31:17 GMT -5
I just want to point out that you're fucked.
Let's look at the facts ... You are at a camp ... and tomorrow is Friday the 13th.
If you see a psychotic looking dude wearing a hockey mask .... RUN ... fuck the kids, they are on their own ... run and never look back!
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Post by Lilith on May 12, 2016 17:39:07 GMT -5
I have to say... these live updates of your trip are fantastic LOL! Keep them coming  |
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Post by Lilith on May 12, 2016 17:39:59 GMT -5
I just want to point out that you're fucked. Let's look at the facts ... You are at a camp ... and tomorrow is Friday the 13th. If you see a psychotic looking dude wearing a hockey mask .... RUN ... fuck the kids, they are on their own ... run and never look back! LOL Twilight you and that bloody movie  but yes... I see your point lol lets hope he has a weapon of some kind  |
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2016 17:43:59 GMT -5
I can't handle this, it's too much
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Post by Sarah Twilight on May 12, 2016 17:46:09 GMT -5
Oh come on Dag, everyone knows that Camp Counselors + Friday the 13th = Dead.
BUT! There is STILL time!
Caleb you can go to WCFShop.com and purchase Stuart Slane's "A Former Scoutmaster's Guide to Surviving A Homicidal Maniac At Camp!"
It's only $29.95!
Sorry ... I couldn't pass up that opportunity lol
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Post by The Killenial (Caleb Ronan) on May 13, 2016 11:42:38 GMT -5
The have a horse ranch here for girls. A sign here says that it's a place where "respect is a natural resource."
For a camp that teaches kids about the environment, this statement is a disappointment.
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Post by Gemini Battle on May 13, 2016 12:07:02 GMT -5
Oh god its overnight.
How many boys did you bang?
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Post by Mikey eXtreme on May 13, 2016 13:07:13 GMT -5
I used to live an hour (or less) away from Frost Valley. Every year the 6th grade classes go their for their class trip. Thankfully, I lived in Brooklyn when I was in 6th grade.
Also I think I've had friends who worked there at one point. Who am I kidding, I don't have friends outside of the WCF.
Wait.. I have friends here, right?
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but yes... I see your point lol lets hope he has a weapon of some kind 
