INTeRNeT TiTLE THReaD

[Johnny Stylez]

@donofdi$Re$PecT419

Nic Daniels, Joel Hall, Hank Lane...What do they have in common?

Other than the fact that all three of them are TReMeNDoUS ASSHATZ, all three of them are mere days away from the most humiliating PUBLIC BEAT DOWN ever seen on Slam, as The DoN of DISRESPECT once again proves why he is one of if not the fastest rising stars currently in The Wrestling Championship Federation and why he is THE CHAMPION OF THE INTERNET!

Seriosuly though phuck mooks I would honestly like to commend you all on making it this far. Because one thing I think we all have in common is that we have all put together impressive wins over the last few weeks. However the bad news about that is like I mentioned eariler is that the three of you are headed for a swim in the very shallow end of FAILURE while I simply rise above and prove that out of all the WcF's impressive rising stars why I simply OUTSHINE all three of your sorry asses combined! So let me begin this the way I usually end them in cordially inviting the three of you to remove your thumbs from your assholes and try your best to

!!!!SoaK!!!!
!!!!SoMe!!!!
!!!!!UP!!!!!
...And TaKe A LooK AT REAL GREATNESS PUSSIEZ!!!

[hanklane]

@rollingthunder
Johnny Stylez, The So Called Don of Disrespect, The only thing getting soaked up will be the tears you shed after I take that Internet Title away from you! If your the picture of greatness I say it's a forgery. You, Joel Hall, And Nic Daniels are all about to be run over. There's a Storm Coming and the Thunder is about to roll right over the three of you! Meet your NEXT Internet Champion, ME!

[Tim]

@xtremefear

Are you fuckin' drunk? See, this is why whats-his-face Stylez doesn't deserve to be a champion. He's probably never gonna be sober and his breath would probably smell like shit. And I'll show you that you're just another paper champion. Hank Lane? You look like that 80's guy. Why not you cut that ridiculous hair off before you use the internet? I mean, no offense, but you look kind of old, like your grandmother. And we're facing a nobody called Nic Daniels. Who's this jabroni and why is he facing me in the ring of title? Whatevs. Old guy and nobody, just stay out of my way if you want to live. As for Stylez, I'll be sure to whoop your candy-ass all the way back to your mama's coffin, cuz @xtremefear said so!

[hanklane]

@rollingthunder: Joel Hall, Is that the best you can do? Your just jealous because I'm sexier than you AND I can kick your ass in the ring! You only wish you looked THIS good! If I look so old, Imagine how your going to feel after I kick your ass OLD SCHOOL!

[Johnny Stylez]

@ DoNofDi$Re$PecT419

@xtremefear...Did you just end your bullshit statement with because you "said so?" Get a grip asshat, you can claim I am a nobody all you want, but that is exactly what the two dip shits said juuussst before I became the CHAMPION OF THE INTERNET! So like I said say it all you'd like but whenever you feel like joining the rest of us down here in reality here is how it really is...

Johnny Stylez= CHAMPION
THE REST OF YOU ASSHATZ=CHALLENGERS!

And until you become the champion it is you who is the lame ass catch phrase stealin NOBODY! Who I will gladly scrape off my boot at the conclusion of Slam like the overrated curtian jerking piece of shit that you are! Quite frankly your odds were better when you kept your cock sucker closed, so do us a favor Joel Hall and keep it shut because the more bullshit that falls out the more bullshit you are going to have to swallow when I shove each and every bit of it back down your throat, which when you think about it probably isn't a big deal considering swallowing is something you do on a semi regular basis!...

And Hank Lane, why don't you and your mullet cool it with all that THUNDERSTORM bullshit because even on your best day your sorry ass isn't even a LIGHT SHOWER! And as far as you being good looking goes I'm not going to sit here and claim to judge another dood, but really take a look at yourself you look like what would happen if Ron Jeremy had a baby with cousin IT! Why don't you quit predicting the weather and trying to tell Joel Hall that you're sexy, and while you are at it quit saying you are going to take my championship from me because all three of those things are completely and utterly FALSE STATEMENTS that just like Joel Hall you are going to have to eat along with the BuSiNeSS END OF MY BOOT!

So basically to sum it all up for the both of yas...Spare us your moronic pathetic attempts at talking shit, because when that bell rings all three of you are going to find out first hand why THE PARAGONA OF AMERICANA is the CHAMPION OF THE INTERNET! Because even if you are some of the best up and comers the WcF has to offer once you step inside the ring with yours truly I make you look like what I say you look like which is nothing more than a collection of CURTIAN JERKERZ who aren't even worth the five to ten minutes it's going to take me to put your sorry asses THE PHUCK DOWN!

[Tim]

@xtremefear

I'm not just making statements, faggot. It's all 100% fact. Even if you had your gang The Business to come and beat the shit out of me for your dirty work, I'll always even the odds. A 'champion' like you is just as thin as paper. You can't even wrestle well, yet alone winning against jabronis. And you calling us asshats? Look who's talking, you selfish hypocrite.

And Lane? Keep talking about how fucking ugly you are as ever and we'll be having a bullshit match. And another thing, no one wants to date a fucking Twinkie like you. They don't even wanna taste you with that hair on your chest. Your nickname is 'Thunder'? Well, I'm Lightning and I'm faster than you, old guy.

[Johnny Stylez]

@donofdi$Re$PeCT419

Fact huh Joel? Fact is obviously something you lost grip with a longgggggg ass time ago phuck mook! First of all, if your headed wasn't lodged inbetween your ass cheeks you would know that The Business disbaned damn near two weeks ago, but let's, ya know just for FuN, say they didn't, I wouldn't need their helping slapping the piss out of a self righteous, idiotic school girl such as yourself! Because while we are on the subject of facts again your playground insult of saying I don't wrestle well is almost as stupid as you rattleing off Stone Cold's catch phrase, because well let's look at the facts here DUMB SHIT! I have had one singles match here in the WcF...Let me say that one more time for all the obviously slow people in class today (I'm referring to you ya FuGGiN MoRoN)...But anyway back to the fact...i've had ONE singles match so far here in the WcF and I won championship gold, and I won it by pinning a former World Heavyweight Champion's shoulders to the mat. So the next time you want to try talking to me about facts why don't you try getting the facts straight before you end up opening your mouth and wind up coming off like a complete

!!!!!F'N STUPID ASS!!!!!
...And Yeah I Called You An ASSHAT...SO DEAL WITH IT
!!!!A.S.S.H.A.T.!!!!
Because Really That Perfectly Sumz Up What YOU ARE!!!

Because of all the moronic things you could call me...Selfish?...Really? Well you'll have to excuse me if I am not exactly the most generous person on the WcF roster, but I am in this game for no one but myself! So yeah I'm a little selfish, I don't know if you were trying to compliment me or that was your usual schtick and you were just running your mouth for the sake of running your mouth! Either way keep it up moron because making you look stupid is something I'm obviously good at, and if you think it's bad now wait until Slam when I hand you the PUBLIC BEATDOWN of a LiFeTiMe!!! Because make no mistake about it, PUSSY I am the fastest, and hottest rising star in the WcF, and after I get done mangaling you and two other insiginficant MoRoNZ you will be able to tell everyone first hand just exactly who LA Johnny Stylez is...And just so we are clear on that DiPShIT...Not only am I the WcF INTeRNeT CHAMPION, but I am also going to be the guy who bitch slapped you in front of everyone who used to think you were a big deal, BoTH OF THEM!

[Tim]

@xtremefear

Oh, you'll be the Internet Champion. The FORMER Internet Champion. And next time you try to troll on the internet, be sure to dye your hair green. It's looks either better or worse than you looking like Marge Simpson. And keeping working those tattoos. People will finally realize that a champion of WCF has 7 year old children drawing all over his goddamn body. Besides, if you were the fastest, rising star of the WCF, then why haven't you beaten me yet? I'm WCF's greatest prospect. And I assure you, that you are going down, moron.

Speaking of morons, have you tried to learn how to type proper English with the keyboard? No? Didn't think so. Probably failed ICT back in high school. If I'm an asshat, then you're an assclown. 'Nuff said, bitchface.

[Zombie DankMorris]

@worldtour69'

Is this how I talked for the first month of my career? Fuckin pitiful. To all you jokes squabbling over this belt. Remember that it was created and tailor made just for me. There is no prestigue to this title like Styles thinks. Its a title brought into exsistence to show that Zombie McMorris is the best shit talker to ever exsist in this company. All anyone else will ever do as they battle with the wittless JOhnny Stylez is prove that ZMAC is the best shit talker in this buisness. NOt StylZ pussy ass buisness but MY buissnes, the WCF.

Congratulations on the scraps of the Lord of The Low Card because even the flys on the shit need a nod. for that belt will never truly be yours for it doesnt prove a damn thing, only that I am beyond it. For it doesnt define me rather I define it an all of those that compete for it.

[Johnny Stylez]

@donofdi$Re$PeCT419

...SeRiouSLy? Ha, I mean seriously Joel are you just running out of shit to say or is it you just realize every other avenue you've tried you end up coming off like a complete and utter

!!!!D.U.M.B. A.S.S.!!!!
Either Way...HeRe WE GO AGAIN!

Because obviously you are running out of shit to say, because really...You are harping on the way I look? ReaLLy? Is that all you've got dumb ass? Well if you wanna go that route dip shit, we can that's fine! Because in all honesty if I look like Marge Simpson, then You look like Marylin Manson's

!!!!LiTTLE SISTER!!!!
...OR GAY COUSIN...I CaN'T MaKe UP My MinD?

Or the poster boy for emo kids. Yeah go ahead and make fun of my tattos dumb ass, prehaps they aren't as cool as the scars you have all over your wrists for trying to cut yourself, which again I can't really blame you, because if I was an insignificant nut stain such as yourself I'd probably cut myself too BITCH!

I mean really Joel, you're reaching. Making fun of my English? Seriously? I didn't know this was a grammar contest you phucking moron! If you wanted to correct English papers you should have became a teacher ya phucking douche bag! And as again this is the part where I once again have to remind you to remove head from ass and then talk, because if you want to know how I am the fastest rising star without beating you yet, well I really thought I explained that already, but again I have no problems breaking it down so that a small bus child such as yourself can understand...OK you ready Joel, because I'm only going to explain this one more time to your slow simple ass! I have only had one...that is the number before TWO...ONE singles match here in the WcF so far, and well you weren't in it.

The one and only reason I haven't beaten your sorry ass yet is because I haven't faced you! But don't worry Twisted Sister, because all of that is about to change because come Slam, you are going to find out real phucking uick that you need to be worried about more than the way I speak and the way I look, because need I remind your pitiful ass, that those two things have nothing to do with the fact that I am going to climb in the ring this Sunday on Slam and beat you the way your dad did your mom after she didn't put you in the dumpster like he told her to! So go ahead moron keep bringing up all these things that don't matter, but when it's all said and done PHUCK MOOK your attempt to become Internet Champion is going to wind up like your every attempt to try to insult me, which incase you haven't noticed are flat out

!!!!F'N PATHETIC!!!!
Like EVERY THING ELSE ABOUT YOUR IRRELEVANT SORRY ASS!!!

Now phuck off little boy, if someone needs and English tutor I'll call you...Otherwise why don't you find some on coming traffic to play in?

[Johnny Stylez]

@donofdi$Re$PeCT419

And Zombie? Who the phuck pushed your button DIP SHIT? If you were that good you would have walked out of the PPV last week with your belt back? So obviously one of two things has happened you dumb mother phucker...Either A. You have fallen off and you aren't as good as you used to be...or B. You found out that you weren't as good as you thought you were! If I had to pick one I'd say it's a little bit of both! You can say what you want, but the fact is dumb shit all your little tirade comes off as, is you crying because you no longer had the THING THAT DID DEFINE YOu! Because if it didn't bother you, you wouldn't have come in here and said a bunch of crap that only you think is true or true enough to care about anyway! Now go back to whatever cardboard box you pretend to live under and eat your packets of baby shit ketchup and come back whenever whatever you say matters to someone other than yourself DIPSHIT!

[Tim]

@xtremefear

You don't wanna go down that road, fuckface. You haven't even faced me, so you can't just talk shit like that. C'mon. You're not the best if you haven't faced me, dude. And making fun of Marilyn Manson? He's fuckin' better than you in many levels. He much more famous than you. And if I was ever related to him, I would be much more famous than you, you low-level card piece of junk.

And emo kids? If I was emo, I wouldn't be here because I would've said I have no purpose in life. But do you see me with slit wrists? Me with black clothing? No and sometimes! But I'll probably wear red after I beat the living hell out of you.

And I probably had a better childhood than you. Say that shit about my parents because you're just fucking jealous? Or maybe you don't have any parents? And I bet you talk to your parents with your mouth like that, if you ever have parents. If you do, then I would advise you to respect mostly your mother, you son of a bitch.

And if us challengers have something in common, then there's something special about you. That's right! And that's:

....you being an assclown. You're such a big jackass that you've gotten straight A's in jackass school. I'd expected you to flunk because people can see how much of a dumbass you really are.

I'm pretty more hardcore than you. I would take you calling me a teacher a compliment, because it's a true fact that I'm more smarter than your tiny, little skull would ever be.

To top it all off, you're just a retarded fool who is only a paper champion to the company.

((OOC: Do emo kids wear colourful clothing also? Just wondering.))

[hanklane]

@rollingthunder: Wow! I tell you what. I wish I had some of the shit those fools are smoking! First off, Stylez. Your right, You are quicker than I am. That's probably why Apathy and you REALLY have problems! I heard you were a two second kind of guy! One night with Rolling Thunder and I'll show her how a REAL man works! I could give two shits about how you feel about my hair. Your just jealous because you look like some damn freak of nature! You go right on thinking your the best thing going because your the ONLY one that thinks so! You are nothing but a disgrace to that Interbet Title. It's time that I put some CLASS into it! Clean it up real nice and get ready because I'm coming to take it away from you!

[Johnny Stylez]

@donofdi$Re$PeCT419

JeSuS

!!!!I'M SURROuNDeD By F'M I.D.I.O.T.Z.!!!!
Hey Seth WheRe DiD YoU DiG UP THeSe ASSHATZ???

OK first and foremost Joel Hall, if you want to know what it's like dealing with you, all you have to do is go back and reread your last moronic statement and it sums it all up right there...And again this is the greatest part, I just finished laughing about this a few minutes ago...YoU ReaDy FOR THIS?'

Seriously PHUCK MOOK YOU ARE

???MoRE SMARTER THAN ME???
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH....Did YoU SERIOUSLY SAY THAT?
!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!
WoW...JuST WoW!

Way to prove your POINT, ya PHUCKING M.O.R.O.N.!!!! Now if you are done making yourself look like a complete TOOL prehaps we can get back down to BUSINESS...Well actually the BUSINESS of me GiViNG YOU THE BUSINESS YA SIMPLE BITCH!!! Because it's like I've been saying this entire time. The more you open your mouth the more and more you prove that you are nothing more than a waste of my time! Nothing you say is based off of any fact. The things you are saying are just things you think inside of that very vivd imagination of yours, and well other than that your stupidity leaks through each and every single one of your comments almost to the point where this isn't even right! I mean matching wits with a dumb ass like you is like playing hide and go seek with a mother phucking

!!!!!B.L.I.N.D. K.I.D.!!!!!
I Mean Do You Even Listen To The Shit That Falls Out Of Your Mouth?

Because again I find it humiliating to have to point out to your slow ass that I wasn't making fun of Marlyin Manson, I was making fun of you, but then again I suppose it is because to claim that a pathetic, irrelevant, piss ant such as yourself is related to him is an insult to him and everyone else that is related to him, because once again moron I'm just pointing out the fact that you are a disgrace to even yourself, because by the time I'm done with you I doubt even your own mother will claim your sorry ass.

I mean really you're pretty more hardcore than me? What does that even mean?...And then JACKASS SCHOOL? Hold on

?DID THIS ASSHAT REALLY SAY JACKASS SCHOOL?
Ya Know What I'm Not Even Gunna DiGNiFy That Stupid Shit With A ReSpOnSe!!!

Joel Hall by the time we make it to Slam you will have already done my job for me perfectly ya moRoN! Because by the time the bell rings I won't have to make you look like an idiot because you have done more than a stellar job of that yourself with each horrid attempt at trying to run your mouth! But make no mistake about it because just as big of a fool as you are making yourself look like now, I am going to do ten times worse when I climb in that ring and stomp all over your BITCH ASS FACE! Because let's face it dumb asses like you deserve to be BEATEN IN PUBLIC!!

Now switching gears to Mr. Irrelevant NuMeRo 2

Wow Hank it looks like you made an attempt to do some home work...Too bad you have the same problem Joel Hall has in the fact that your head is too far up your own ass to see things for how they really are. First off I don't know what Apathy told you, but she is with Hunter so obviously just like Joel you are just trying to make shit up to make it sound like an insult, but really you just insulted yourself by ending up looking like a jackass who doesn't know what the phuck he is talking about! I think it's funny that I get called a freak of nature by the guy who looks like he got his ass whooped by the 80's and runs around telling everyone he is a Thunder Storm! Seriously you look like you like to touch little boys at recess, and your idel threats are about as threatening as the phucking care bears so save them for someone who gives a phuck, because again what you should really be doing is actually trying to find out some real facts because maybe if you did that you'd wake up and realize that LA Johnny Stylez is not only THE WcF Internet Champion, but the guy who is going to kick that stupid ass mustache off your face and your lip over your bitch ass head! So if I were you Hank I'd keep that cock sucker of yours closed because unlike Joel Hall at least you still have a little bit of your dignity left, but the more you keep pushing don't think for two seconds that I won't take that from you too! And that's not a threat amigo, that's a bonafied

!!!!!P.R.O.M.I.S.E.!!!!!
And Ask ARoUND MOTHER PHUCKER LA JOHNNY STYLEZ IS A MAN OF HIS WORD!!!

So if I were you, well don't even get me started on what I would do if I were you...But if I were I'd keep my mouth shut and take this wonderful opportunity I've given you and try and

!!!!!SoaK!!!!!!
!!!!!SoMe!!!!!
!!!!!!!UP!!!!!
Because THE FACT IS LADIES I AM THE BEST THING GOIN IN THIS COMPANY AND THAT IS SOMETHING YOU THREE PATHETIC MORONZ ARE GOING TO LEARN THE HARD WAY!!!

[Tim]

@xtremefear

So, wait. You think that we're irrelevant dipshits? I dare you to say that in front of my face when we face each other in Slam. I think you say that behind that computer screen because you're just scared that you'll lose that title belt to someone better than you. And that's me, the guy who is going to splatter your blood all over the floor. I think that you're too insecure that you have to be immature and over-aggressive to be the biggest shithead all over the planet. You're never gonna get a girlfriend with that kind of homophobic and misygyonistic mouth, because you are the most disrespectful, egotistic, lousy, sonofabitch virgin who thinks they look cool, only to come out as the latter.

And you're definitely gonna soak some up. In your pants. Because I'll make you scared shitless when I beat the living daylights outta you. And why is it that you have to spell a word that you're gonna say? Planning to join a spelling bee? Good luck. A grown man with crayon drawings all over his body would sure get him noticed by the audience. And "phucker"? Do you have a lisp or something? What? Bees stung your mouth when you in the woods? You won't be saying anything at all when I break your mouth to pieces.

Finally, calling for Jesus doesn't give you any miracles. It only gets you a death wish.

((OOC: Seriously, can someone tell me if emo kids really do wear colourful clothes?))

[hanklane]

@rollingthunder: Stylez, You sure are one pathetic excuse for a champion. You just go right on talking about how bad I look and how long my hair is. I STILL get more Pussy than you do even on my worst night! Oh, That's right. Apathy IS with Hunter, Another woman you couldn't get! About the ONLY pussy your getting is from the neighborhood stray cats that hang around your house, You know, That cardboard box you sleep in. I heard you got evicted the other day from your last place. Some drunk bum mistook it for a bathroom and pissed all over it. As far as your comment about little boys, It takes one SICK person to even think up something like that! I guess THAT says ALL we need to know about YOU! Now, I'm not saying that I'm the best or anything like that. I will PROVE that when we step into that ring at Slam! Oh by the way, Here's a roll of toilet paper so you can clean up after all that shit you have been talking! We all know it's a bunch of crap anyway! Joel Hall, You need to take a lesson from Nic Daniels and keep your star wars looking transformer wanna be ass quiet before someone like ME takes you on a REAL Space Odyssey! Hell, Isn't this something. They have me taking on a bunch of cartoon looking no talent having losers that think they are just the greatest thing since the Hula Hoop! No wonder ZMac is crying in his beer over what has happened to the Internet Championship.

[Tim]

@xtremefear

You? The greatest thing in the universe? You haven't even beaten one of WCF's greatest prospects! Me! If you know what's good for you, you'd better stay out of my way or those chest hairs will come off when we face off. Or maybe you're gonna go all Hulk Hogan on my ass and scream "Thunder! THUNDER!!!". Well, that won't be necessary. 'Cause I'm faster than you, and you can't seem to catch up with the old times, old man.

[hanklane]

@rollingthunder:Joel Hall, You must have caught that Malaysian Fever or something and it's messing with your mind! You keep referring to my chest hairs like you have some kind of infatuation with them. What's wrong, You can't grow your own? So your faster than me, Do you think that really matters? They say to slow a fast man down you take his legs out from under him. That will negate your speed. So what is left then? Your sure not stronger nor smarter than me! Your the one who is going to be screaming at the end of our match. Screaming, Kicking and Crying because you blew the best shot YOU will ever have at winning a championship! Just think how your going to feel when this 'old man' kicks your sorry ass!

[hanklane]

@rollingthunder: One more thing while I'm at it. You must be getting sloppy if that was the best YOU could come up with! Take your Martian looking ass on down the road little boy before you get hurt and have to go running back to your momma!

[Johnny Stylez]

@donofdi$Re$PeCT419

...You know I really hate to do it, but I have to agree with Hank "SCaTteReD SHoWERZ" Lane over there when I say Joel Hall's feeble attempts at trying to insult people are just straight up

!!!!!F'N PATHETIC!!!!!
It's Kinda Like He Already KNoWZ WHAT'S COMING!!!

Because really bitch you are just running your mouth for the sake of running your mouth at this point. You think I'm afraid to say any of the things I've said this week to your face? You obviously don't know me very well at all! Because believe me I'll say everything I said to you in front of your bitch ass face, I'm the type of cat that will phuck your mother and your sister on your got damn grave plot bitch so don't for two seconds think that I won't say any of this to your face. Scared of you? Sorry but

!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!
IM ABoUT AS SCaReD OF YoU As I Am The F'N CARE BEARS!!!

If anything I just feel sorry for you Joel, because going into this thing even I thought you were one of the WcF's hottest prospects but after listening to you ramble on about nothing like a scared little bitch that you are I just see you for what you really are and what the fans will see you as after I'm done mangaling your sorry ass on Slam, and that is nothing but a got damn

!!!!J.O.K.E.!!!!
That No One Really Findz FuNNy AnyMoRe!!!

But make no mistake about it gentlemen because after Slam the only one of us that is still going to be laughing is the guy who is going to be announced as

!!!!S.T.I.L.L.!!!!
The Wrestling Championship Federation CHAMPION OF THE INTERNET!!!

And as for you Hank Lane, not that you are doing much better than SiSter Joel over there, because really it sounds to me like you went to a playground back where you were scouting your next sexual conquest and asked those around the jungle gym if they had any good material that you could use and well from the sound of things

!!!!THEY DIDN'T!!!!!
BuT OBVIOUSLY THAT DIDN'T REALLY STOP YOU NOW DID IT?

But at least you unlike Joel tried to attempted to take your foot out of your mouth when you realized you looked like a total phucking moron for trying to insenuate that Apathy and I were together when anyone with a lick of sense knew we weren't. But nice try trying to flip it, hopefully you are smart enough to pick up on the sarcasm there. Because cats? Did you really say cats? That's the best you could come up with? The same question you asked Joel is the same question I have to ask you, because really dumb shit you aren't really much better than him I PHUCKING PROMISE YOu! Because really you're little cat refrence didn't really bother me coming from someone who looks like the only place he gets laid is at playgrounds and family reunions! Because look here you INBRED piece of giraffe shit, let's get one thing straight you can sit there and talk like you are some great warrior and all that, which ya know I'll even give you credit and assume that you are! Take nothing away from you on that front. But one thing you are going to be very upset about Monday Morning is when you are forced to wake up (You know provided you are still concious at that point) and are going to have to live with the fact that THIS BLUE HAIRED, OUTSPOKEN, DRUG USING, ALOCHOL ABUSING, SAY WHAT I WANT, DO WHAT I WANT, BAD SUmMMA BITCH is, was, and always will be

!!!!!F'N BETTERTHANu!!!!!
Which IS WHY I GOT THE GOLD, ASSHAT!!!

Because like I said Monday Morning you like Nic Daniels and Joel Hall will still be challengers execpt for another championship because if there is one thing that I am going to prove this week at Slam is that neither of you deserve to be anywhere near a ring with me competing for MY INTERNET CHAMPIONSHIP, which you can claim is not prestegious all you want, but another thing you are going to have to do Monday morning SCATTERED SHOWERS is respect THe INTERNET CHAMPIONSHIP because it will become just a little more prestegious due to the fact that YOU FAILED TO WIN IT, because you will have failed to BEAT ME, THE DON OF DISRESPECT, LA JOHNNY STYLEZ...THE CHAMPION OF THE INTERNET, and the guy who made you, your mullet and your 1970's MuSTACHE

!!!!SoaK!!!!
!!!!Some!!!!
!!!!!UP!!!!!
...CLASS F'N DiSMiSSED!!!!