INTeRNeT TiTLE THReaD

[hanklane]

@rollingthunder: I was wondering when you would get around to opening your big mouth again Stylez! Like I said before, Your just jealous because I look like a REAL man while you look like some cartoon freak! Oh I'm sure you get laid, Only when it's with yourself it doesn't count! Neither do your sick fantasies like the ones you spoke of with the little boys. That's probably where you got the ideal to accuse me of it because you do it yourself! Inbred piece of Giraffe shit? Tell me, How long did it take you to come up with THAT one? That's the best you got? Give it up man because the only belt YOUR going to have on Monday will be the one holding up your pants! You just go on and on with the same shit we have ALL heard before and to be honest, It's getting a little BORING! Come up with some new material or hit the highway!

[Tim]

@xtremefear

You both are ridiculous! Everything about both of you is ridiculous! At Slam, I'll be the one holding the title, while you 3 asswipes will be in the EMTs. I'm more known than you freaks as I fought much better wrestlers than you chumps. So say it before you spray it, 'cause I'm much better than you lady lumps will ever be.

P.S: I'm from Iowa, you fucking idiot!

[Tim]

@xtremefear

And little bitch? At least I have the balls to make myself bleed. You, on the other hand, are simply talking shit that the WCF world can't identify, you pathetic mutt. In that very ring on Slam, I'll teach you shitheads that I'll destroy you both with my speedy skills.

[Johnny Stylez]

@donofdi$Re$PeCT419

Ohh yes I was wondering how long it was going to take you to go there Hank. Since you are the KiNG of ORiGiNALiTy with your little "Thunderstorm" bullcrap! Besides you calling me boring is like Boy GeORGe CaLLiNG SoMeOnE a

!!!!!F.A.G.G.O.T.!!!!!
FaGGOT!!!!

Now this entire week seemingly you're only come back seems to be that people are jealous of you, especially your looks! Please MoRoN if I wanted to look like you I'd go to a costume store and rent a phucking gorilla costume, because that's all you are is a big dumb APE, and to be quiet honest you think just like a big phucking stupid MONKEY too! Because just like you foolishly think any of us are jealous of your curtian jerking ass, you thinking for two phucking seconds that you are going to walk out of Slam with My Internet Championship is just flat out

!!!!!F'N RiDiCiLiOuS!!!!!
As A Matter of FACT PHUCK MOOK WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE THE THINKING TO PEOPLE WHO ARE ACTUALLY GOOD AT IT!!!

Because the fact of the matter is everything about you is either generic or outdated! And that's what makes you so got damn pathetic Hank is the fact that you are sitting there acting like a hypocrite and you are too phucking foolish to see it! You are sitting there with your head so far up your own ass thinking that myself and everyone is jealous of you...! HA don't make me laugh bitch! Why in the phuck would I ever be jealous of you! You can say what you want ya lame ass, but at the end of the day the fact is everything about me is different, and well I'm sorry if you are getting tired of me having to come up with six million different ways to call you a moron, but every time you speak you are affording me another opportunity, but still it ends up coming off the same way, because well everytime you open your mouth you just end up coming off like an

!!!!I.D.I.O.T.!!!!
And As The Champion Of The INTERNET It IS My JOB TO POINT THAT OUT!

But thank God because at this time tomorrow night all the talking comes to an end and we finally climb in that ring and I prove to you, Joel Hall, and that good for nothing MuTe Nic Daniels that out of the three of us I'm the only one of us who can back up what he has said this week, while the rest of you were just running your man pleaserz! So of all the things you need to be worrying about Hank, if I were you I wouldn't worry about how many times or by whom I get laid, because you will see for yourself tomorrow night during my victory celebration that I have invited

!!!!!YOUR MOTHER TO!!!!
Yeah I Know She Is Old And Has A Mustache Just Like You, But HEY WHO DOESN'T LIKE A GOOD OLE MUSTACHE RIDE HUH?

Ha, all joking aside Hank, all the jokes and shit come to a hault tomorrow night like I said, and you find out that you aren't the warrior you think you are! You find out that I am the new breed of champion here in the WcF and that is something you are just going to have to accept because at this point that's all you can really do about it asshat! Because you can't beat me and you won't phucking beat me! Throw whatever moronic insult you want at me, but none of that...and I MEAN PHUCKING NONE OF IT is going to change the fact that when it's all said and done tomorrow night on Slam, LA Johnny Stylez will still be the fastest rising star in the WcF and still the WcF INTERNET CHAMPION, and the only thing that you can do about it, is what you have done this week and that's run your cry baby bitch ass mouth about a bunch of irrelevant shit that no one cares about and doesn't have the slightest hint of truth behind it! So get ready to choke it all back down because like I have been sayin all week phuck stick the moment that bell sounds to start the match I am going to take every single moronic sentence that fell from your cock sucking lips and I'm gunna

!!!!SHOVE EM BACK DOWN YOUR THROAT!!!!
PUSSY!!!!

And Joel, I'm just trying to figure out why in the phuck you are still talking? You think that just because in your mind you've faced people that you think are better than us that you are going to win? Really Dumb Ass? That's what you are basing your strategy on? You are without doubt the biggest phucking moron I have had to face in this company and well considering I faced the Weed Homies and Adam Young more times than I care to count that's saying something. But last week I defeated both ZMaC and OLDIN Balfore who even though are two prime dime DOUCHE BAGZ in their own right have still got you beat on the talent front of things, because let me remind your simple ass once again, and believe it or not I am getting tired of repeating myself, but for a small bus child such as yourself I find it necessary because shit is still not sinking in, now I'm not sure if it's because you are just an ignorant sum bitch or you really are that stupid, but either way, one way or the other you will learn this lesson the hard way! You can say that just because you have faced some talented people here in this company that makes you better than some people, but really that doesn't have a got damn thing to do with anything! Because in my first singles match in this company I stepped foot in the ring with two men who are champions in their own right and I walked out with the victory and the title! And if you were a fraction as good as you pretend to be we would more than likely be in opposite positions right now, where I'd be challenging you for your title. So wake up ya phucking moron and realize your place! Because tomorrow night it aint going to matter who you faced the week before or the week before! Because all thats going to matter is the fact that you faced all them people and still got your ass handed to you by THE DON OF DISRESPECT and failed to become WcF Internet Champion! So if I were you MORON I'd quit bragging about shit that doesn't matter, because after I take this victory and my title home, I'm also going to be leaving with the only thing you have left and given what you have said this week you don't have very much of that left either and what I'm referring to you phucking lame ass is your

!!!!!D.I.G.N.I.T.Y.!!!!!
So PrePaRe To Watch As I Take Your Championship Hopes, Aspirations, And Ambitionz And Rip Them To SHREDZ LiVe ON NATIONAL TELEVISION, And Then Take Your DIGNITY AND TAKE A BIG
!!!!F'N PISS ON IT!!!!
Because You Aint Nothin But A PHUCKING CURTIAN JERKING BUSTER ANYWAY!!!

So phuck you and the horse you rode in on bitch, because tomorrow night I am going to show the world that you and Hank Lane's best efforts combined still aint enough to stop me and the roll I'm on! So like I said last time...i am the WcF Internet Champion and the only thing you two bitches can do about it at this point is

!!!!GeT USED TO IT!!!!
Because That's THE WAY IT's GUNNA STAY PHUCK MOOX!!!!

[Tim]

@xtremefear



Bitch please! You fought Weed Homos and Adam Young? I've fought Jay Price and NvL, guys that are better than those Parental Advisory hicks and you! Let's not forget Famine of The Vile and Bug Dick Superstars. I've been booked to fight high-profile superstars like those guys. And you fought only McMorris and Balfore. You don't have the calibre to be in the main event.

And I have a right to speak, you list ingrate. It's guys like me that are gonna shut you up for good. And don't think that dirty tricks can stop me. I know that you have no chance in facing me.

And let's not forget that you call me a small bus child. Coming from you, you're more immature than the other guys in this company. And I have a car. What about you? Waste money on a lousy taxi? Get your facts straight and hit the bricks, junior!

[hanklane]

@rollingthunder: Congratulations to Johnny Stylez! I'm man enough to come out and say it. But don't think you have heard the last of me! I'm not done with you and the so called 'business' yet!

[nicdaniels]

"I For one Give No shits about my opponents or what they think of me... quite honestly I think the championship is a complete joke....I mean its basically saying you are the best shit talker in the company. Good for you"

"I'm not calling you guys out by names because I have already forgotten... thats how Important You guys are too me. I Wrestle...i fight. I talk a little shit. But Mainly I come to back my shit up so you guys talking shit back and fourth like a couple of 5th grade kids in the lunch room. does you no Justice. if you want to fight I'll see you in the ring... Otherwise Keep my name out your mouths or I will come to you"

[Johnny Stylez]

@donofdi$Re$PeCT419

Well, well, well I've never really been one to say I told you so, but phuck it I can make an execption just this one time...So NIC, Hank, and especially you Joel...

!!!!!!!I F'N TOLD YOU SO!!!!!!
So Tell Me Ladies How DOES YOUR OWN BULLSHIT TASTE?

Well Joel what do you have to say now you irrlevant stupid PHUCK MOOK? FAILED TO GET THE JOB DONE! Ah but what happened? You have been in the ring with better people then me, so you were supposed to beat me right?

!!!!W.R.O.N.G.!!!!!
YOU FAILED JUST LIKE I SAID YOU WOULD!!!

And Hank Lane, it's good that you are able to see that I was, am and always will be the better man, because quite frankly I'm just straight up

~$~BETTERTHANu~$~
So Pick Yourself Back Up If You Want To And COME GET SOME MORE I COULD DO THAT SHIT ALL DAY!!!

And Nic, I don't know why you even opened your bitch ass mouth at all because as we all saw last night YOU GOT THE PHUCKIN BUSINESS KIDDIO, so you didn't prove nothing execpt that you were the weakest link in that match and the easiest to break! It doesn't matter what you think about MY CHAMPIONSHIP because YOU FAILED TO WALK OUT WITH IT, so in a sense myself and this title are above you! Because I did see your ass in the center of the ring and not only did I beat you, but I made you

!!!!!F'N TAP OUT!!!!!
JUST LIKE THE BITCH THAT YOU ARE!!!

So the moral of the story ladies is that Johnny Stylez has once again proven why I am one of if not the FASTEST RISING STARS in the Wrestling Championship Federation, and why I am the CHAMPION OF THE INTERNET! And the only other thing we learned this week is that of all those dumb mother phuckers who ran their cock suckers about absolutely nothing of the four of us I was the only one who backed my shit up, and that my friends is precisley what I mean when I say I make mother phuckerz

!!!!SoaK!!!!
!!!!SoMe!!!!
!!!!!UP!!!!!!
And That MY FRIENDS IS WHY I WAS ANNOUNCED STILL THE WcF INTERNET CHAMPION...GOT DAMN THAT SOUNDZ GOOD!!!

[Tim]

@xtremefear

You wouldn't have won if you haven't pinned Nic Daniels.

[Johnny Stylez]

@donofdi$Re$PeCT419

HA, that's only something

!!!!!!L.O.Z.E.R.Z.!!!!!!
SAY, YA F'N LOSER!!!!

Because according to that logic if you were as good as you think you are Joel you would have found a way to win like I did! But then again that is what seperates me from you, and that my simple minded moronic friend is precisley why you now how to live with the fact that I am

!!!!F'N BeTTERTHANu!!!!
BeCaUse I WON, YOU LOST PLAIN AND SIMPLE!

Quit making excuses like a pussy and just accept it, deal with it and move on! Because look here dipshit, if you want a one on one shot you tell me when and you tell me where and I'll put the belt up on the line any time you want so that next time there won't be any excuses for your cry baby ass to make!

[Tim]

@xtremefear

You wouldn't have won if it was me and you in the ring. Those other two losers were in the way and you still are considered a paper champion if you fought in a real 1 vs 1 situation. And I never lost. You only pinned down Daniels to get the win.

[Johnny Stylez]

Still...I threw doiwn the challenge so I could prove your sorry ass wrong dip shit, you tell me when and where and i'll gladly HuMiLiAtE YOU OnE MoRE TIME!

[huntervalentyne]

@verbalviolation

Did I just hear that shit right? Are you really bragging about taking second place? You all had a match and you did not win. Whether you got pinned or not if you didn't win you lost which makes you a FUGGIN LOSER! Is that what the WCF is about? Bragging about second place?

[Tim]

@xtremefear

Oh, you want some of this too, huh? I'll take you on both for the Internet title!

On second thought, fuck the Internet title! I'll take both of you down to the dumps in a handicap match! 1 on 2!