Post by Odin Balfore on Dec 29, 2011 15:39:29 GMT -5
Odin does a break in
RP4
WCF- ONE
Main Event
World Title Match
Odin Balfore
vs.
Corey Black
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* The scene opens up to Odin whose dressed in all black and pulling up to a house in a Black Ford F-250 in the dead of night. The outside lights on as well as a lamp that shines through the blinds and curtains of the first story window. Odin takes a moment and looks at the house before looking at the camera man whose in the passenger seat. *
Odin: Good evening Corey Broken. Does the house look especially familiar to you? Maybe? Well lets take another look.
* Odin pushes the camera to look at the house then puts it back on him. *
Odin: It’s just after ONE AM, Everyone’s off sleeping, dreaming. Resting comfortably in their beds. Now maybe you’re back home watching this thinking to yourself…
* Odin mocks Corey again. *
Odin: “ Aw, well, gee.. That sorta looks like my nieces house but that can’t possibly be. He doesn’t know where she lives- not to mention he’s not stupid enough to do something to my niece. “
* Odins voice goes back to normal.*
Odin: Yes I do know where she lives- raccoons are very unassuming creatures and yes, yes I would do something to your niece. Something so horrible and twisted- it’ll make Chris Hansen cheat on his wife. Opps.. Now there I go ruining my career with my personality again. Guess I’ll have to go and save face. Won’t you join us Corey on our little adventure?
* Odin shuts the truck down, opens the door and puts a ski mask on his head before creeping around the front of the truck and to the front door of the house as the camera follows. *
Odin: Normally I’d have gill sneak in an un lock the door but that might be too magical for Corey to wrap his head around, so I figured I’d do this the old fashioned way. Ya see Corey, I want them to know that I’m coming- same as I want to make sure that you know that I’m coming for you at ONE. I want your family, your friends, the dog, even the electric sex gleaming in the window over there to KNOW that Odin Balfore is coming to ONE to not only defend his title but to crush you in every meaning of the word.
* Odin takes a step back and big boots the front door, knocking it clear off its hinges. *
Odin: Did you think I’ve succeeded at waking them up? Have I succeeded yet in waking you up Corey from your dreams? No? The Black family must be a bunch of heavy sleepers then. Odin Balfore just kicked in your front door an still you sleep so sound. Is it that you have no reason to get up because you think I won’t cause any damage? Lets go ask your niece, shall we?
* Odin an the camera man make their way up the stairs and not quietly either. Odin makes sure to stomp his way up every step. Each step louder then the last but still the family stays asleep. making his way through the hall he comes across Coreys Brother and sister in -law sleeping in their room so he smashes a hole in the wall with the side of his fist. Finally Corey’s brother shoots out o bed and sees something dark just outside the door so he grabs a wooden bat that’s sticking out just a bit from the head board. Quick as a flash he gets to the threshold of the door and raises the bat to swing it but Odin catches it. *
Odin: A Jose Canseco bat? Tell you me, you didn’t pay money for this. What is it with you Blacks and thinking that your inferior tools will be enough to over come me.
* Odin grips the bat tightly as his arm shakes slightly before Odin steps into the door frame, snapping the bat. With out missing a beat, Corey’s brother reaches over and pulls a gun from the night stand that’s just off to his right.*
Odin: What’s that a nine millimeter? You gonna shoot me?
Brother Black: If I have to mother fucker! I’m not afraid of you! Do you know who my brother is?
* Odin smiles and nods. *
Odin: Would you shoot a bear with that?
Bother Black: What?
Odin: Answer the question, would you shoot a bear with that?
Brother Black: No.
Odin: Why not?
Brother Black: The bear would maul me to death. This ain’t gonna stop a bear.
Odin: Then what do you think will happen if you shoot me, Odin Balfore with it?
Brother Black: I don’t..know..
Odin: I’ll tell you. If you shoot me with that little cap gun of yours, I’ll power bomb you through your bed, the frame, the floor and onto the gas range that’s right below our feet. Your best shot, your best hope at surviving, much like your brother Corey’s is nothing more then an annoyance to me. If you shoot me with that, much like if Corey were to hit me with any of his millions of supposed finishing moves, like the Broken Hammer - I will take a step back and let him re evaluate his course of action much like I’m going to do right now.
* Odin takes a step back and lets Brother Black think before he acts. *
Odin: What’s it going to be, Black? The broken bat, the Torture device? The gun, the Broken Hammer or maybe the crotch rot from your wives panties in the form of “ the bell tolls”. Please- you guys are far too much alike. Tell you what Black, how about you just go back to bed and let me do what I came here to do. So go back to bed, back off to dream land where you think you’re actually successful at your job and your family isn’t afraid you or ashamed of you or annoyed with you because you’re just one excuse after excuse after excuse.
* Brother Black gets annoyed. *
Brother Black; Who the hell do you think you are? Get the fuck out of my house! I’m very successful! I don’t need this shit from my brothers friends!
WHHAAMM!
* Odin nearly snaps Brother Black in half with a big boot and he’s out cold. *
Odin: I’m Odin Fucking Balfore. I’m a Bad Motha Fucka an I’ve already taken over your home. I’ve already taken over YOUR home Corey Black.
* Odin mocks both Corey and Brother Black. *
Odin: “ Aw, well, get out of my home.. I’m successful, I don’t need you.. A bboo, boo- bee, boo..
* Odin’s voice returns to normal. *
Odin: Both of those statements are wrong, Corey Black. This isn’t your home anymore, I’ve robbed you of that. I’ve invaded, desecrated, took over, re-modeled then burned that to the ground. You want to talk about success as if that’s something you’re recently familiar with. When really its just…
* Odin takes a flask out of his back pocket and takes a nip. *
Another thing I get to drink too. You haven’t been successful, you haven’t done anything. The one thing you did do, you let Seth shit all over and skipped town just like torture tantrum did. He dumped the company on you- you dumped all that shit on me. Yet here I am, Corey, in what used to be your house, standing over what used to be your family and obviously there’s nothing you can do about it.
*Odin steps into the room to see that Corey’s sister in law is still sleeping, looking over to the dresser right across from the bed up against the wall he sees a bottle of sedatives. *
Odin: That doesn’t surprise me Corey. It doesn’t surprise me that your sister in law meeds sedatives to tolerate your brother. Its an amusing parallel because that’s how WCF views you. They sedate themselves because your “ Creeping Death”- the baddest man in WCF- correction - YOU WERE the baddest man in WCF. Don’t you dare insult me by lying either. You liked the fact that people would just take you for granted and revere you for what you aren’t. They just tolerate you- that’s why you have your little “ XII”, your little thirteen. They let you have it because you constantly need to feel good about yourself, have the spot light on you. that’s why ONE is so damn important because the spot light was never on you during WCF’s grandest pay per view.
Now stop me if I’m lying because I know I’m not. WHEN I defeat you at ONE, take your spot light, eat your hopes and dreams, retain my title, hit Ragnarok on Torture, go back and do a little coke with Cairo- it’s YOU who will still be searching for a way to try and play the odds because in your mind I have never defeated Corey Black. So you’ll go on to make Odin Balfore verse Corey Black part fucking three at your little pay per view because you need to be patted on your little boom boom and the only way you can get patted on your ass is by making that match for you to head line at your pay per view so once again its all on you or so you think because we all know that Corey Black needs to ride the coat tails of Odin Balfore.
Speaking of boom booms.
* Odin takes a crushed hostess cupcake out from his back pocket and rips it open with his teeth. Tearing back the blanket, he exposes the bare ass of Corey’s sister in law. Odin smears the cup cake on her ass and snorts it up his nose like coke. He stands back up, and takes two nips from his flask. *
Odin: Two for one sale, bitches. Now.. For the reason why I’ve come here.
* Odin walks out of the room and down the hall to Corey’s nieces room to find that she’s asleep in her bed. After all the noise that Odin made, tromping through the house, its his tip toed foot steps that wake her up. Sitting up, she rubs the sleep from her eyes and with a yawn in her voice she speaks. *
Niece: Who are you?
Odin: I’m Herman Cain.
* CUT TO BLACK *
* The scene re opens to Odin an Corey’s niece down stairs, dressed like princess’s but it’s best not to ask where Odin got a Disney princess costume in his size at this hour of the night. Ballet dancing around with plastic toy tea cups in hand they prance around the living room with the card board cutout portal of Atlantis in front of the TV. *
Niece: Are you ready to go back home from Atlantis?
Odin: Am I ever!
* Odin exclaims with enthusiasm as the little girl takes him by the hand and leads him to the card board cut out. *
Niece: But first you got to say the magic words or else it won’t work.
Odin: Ok! What do I got to say, tell me?
Niece: I will but first I have to go throw some cloths in the dryer.
* Odin looks puzzled. He knows he’s heard those words arranged in that sentence before. The little girl walks away back up stairs, which strikes Odin even more curious. *
Niece: I just baked fresh cookies if you want them.
Odin: Now I know I’ve seen this scenario play out before. Best get the hell out of dodge.
* knowing something up, Odin tries to creep out of the house but is stopped by the voice of a man. *
Man: No, Please have a seat. You’re free to leave but first I have a few things I’d like to talk to you about.
* Odin turns around, he knows who it is. *
Man: You know who I am right?
* Odin nods. *
Man: I’m Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC.
Odin: I just came by to see a friend.
Chris Hansen: Just came by to see a friend; are you sure about that, because I have the transcript right here. If I may..
QUOTE: Go to your niece’s house and find your nutsack.
You go onto say that
QUOTE: yes, I would do something to your niece. Something so horrible and twisted- it’ll make Chris Hansen cheat on his wife.
Odin: Those were taken out of context.
Chris Hansen: Out of context? You want to talk about context you told the world you were go take a little girl to find nut sack. You even stressed the word nut sack. Did you expect her to find some nut sack today, maybe in that land of make believe?
Odin: I don’t know.
Chris Hansen: You don’t know. Let me ask you this, have you been drinking? Don’t answer that because I have the proof right here.
QUOTE: Corey Black, you’re my new favorite drinking game.
And we all know how that turned out, didn’t we?
Odin: This is the part where I’m free to go right then I get arrested.
Chris Hansen: It would be, if this was NBC’s “ To Catch a Predator. “ but it’s not. I was fired by NBC for Cheating on my wife an I wanted to drop by and tell you how thankful I am for giving me the courage to leave that ice hearted bitch!
* Chris walks over to Odin an gives him a hug as Odin uncomfortably starts to sob. *
Odin: I need an adult..
Chris Hansen: Thank you Odin, thank you.
* Chris takes a step back from Odin an his met with a thunderous right hand that lays him out. *
Odin: See that. That’s you right there Corey because even when you try and catch me in the act and call me out- you still have to thank me for having the balls to do what I do in this company because it’s something that with out me- you’d never be able to do on your own. I went through the land of make believe with your niece to try and find your balls for you- figured I’d do a favor since you can’t seem to do yourself one and you know what I found… much like Atlantis an our adventures in it- your balls, your guts, your spine, you defeating me at ONE- its all fabricated by your imagination.
What I did here tonight was prove that even with me as your crutch, you’re still a victim of your own imagination because you take yourself too serious. So serious to the point where you end making yourself look weak against a Norn drunk that hangs out with a raccoon and invades houses to accomplish a goal with your niece that isn’t even a goal at all because goals are something reachable. Goals are something that you can actually obtain through hard work and dedication.
Defeating Odin Balfore at ONE is not a goal. It’s a liability.
* Odin takes another nip from his flask. *
Odin: Even your journey to the main event was done off of my accomplishments yet its your goal? Your goal all along was to ride with me on my historic rise in WCF? After All you’ve done here ? Maybe you should take Chris Hansen’s job at NBC, at least then you can vicariously live your life through the wretches of society, where your life truly belongs. that’s right I said it. You Corey Black are no better then those people- because those people live their life one fantastical, unreachable goal at a time
and that’s what’s truly the saddest thing about this match because you are the wretch, that title is the little girl an I am Chris Hansen.. And I will crush your hopes, your dreams, everything between because you lack the knowledge, understanding and personality to defeat me.
I’ll see you at ONE Corey, but make sure you bring a towel to hide your shame because I’m going to strip down and dismantle your ego and all of your little personalities so the world can see what a truly pathetic and sorry excuse for a wrestler and man you really are and that there will no longer be a doubt in anyones mind that Odin Balfore is simply BETTER then YOU.
So I have spoken.. So it shall come to pass..
And I WILL be drinking to that.
Cheers.
* The scene fades to Black as Odin walks out of the front door of the house. *
~~FINN
