RUMORS?!?

[Logan]

Bobby Cairo is prepped to have surgery after the One event, they will be removing a ticket from his anal cavity.

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{{Bobby Cairo appears at the podium of podiums in the most dapper-looking Armani tux ever witnessed by human eyeballs. Cairo smiles for the hundreds upon hundreds of flashbulbs, which would be enough to blind an average man, but when you're Bobby Cairo you've done this a few times before. When you're Bobby Cairo you look straight past those flashbulbs into the very souls of those soulless media shills and their souls are screaming "CAIRO! CAIRO! CAIRO!" And when you're Bobby Cairo you bust out that thousand megawatt smile and you give those media shills exactly what they've come for.}}

Hank Brown: "Bobby! Do you have a response to the rumors that you will in fact be having surgery after the One event to remove a ticket from your anal cavity?"

{{Cairo flashes those pearly whites of his directly at Hank Brown and bats his baby blue eyes like a darling Hollywood starlet. Cairo clears his throat before speaking into the microphone that rests atop the podium.}}

Bobby Cairo: "A response? Oh yes, I have a response. I have a response directly for my opponent, since he's the last imbecile on planet earth who is gullible to believe the Logan hype. My response?"

{{Cairo grits his teeth, purses his lips and makes a welcoming gesture with his hand.}}

Bobby Cairo: "Bring it on... homo."

{{The color in Cairo's eyes suddenly shifts to a demonic shade of red. His hands that had previously appeared so silky smooth are now veiny, bulging with murderous rage. Cairo's entire body begins to quiver in anticipation of the blood lust to come on January 1st. Every media shill in the throng of hundreds clamors to be the next one to proffer a question to Cairo, but Cairo... Cairo simply gazes hatefully into the WCF camera lens of one Hank Brown before abruptly spinning on his Italian loafer-clad heels and walking away from the podium. Close scene.}}