Post by Odin Balfore on Dec 18, 2011 16:55:32 GMT -5
“ End of Story “
RP2
WCF - Slam!
Main Event
Tag Match
Balfore/ Black
vs.
MS- 13
_______________________________
* Odin Balfore walks into the WCF with the title belt around his waist and duffle bag on his shoulder. Everything an everybody is on edge fo the awards tonight and one of the slam slams of the year before we start 2012 with ONE. The suit and tie world champion makes his way through the chaos of the back stage but it doesn’t take long for Hank Brown to approach him for an interview. *
Hank: Odin, a word, a word, please.
Odin: sure.
* Odin tosses his gear bag off to the side an out of camera view. *
Hank: What the hell is wrong with you?
Odin: What do you mean? We both know that there’s plenty wrong with me. You gotta be more specific.
Hank: You suck at your history quite frankly. You got all your info wrong about Grave Digger, what kind of champion are you; you look like a fool!
* hanks tone has gotten increasingly more annoyed. *
Odin: Odin Balfore doesn’t suck at history but he is a master strategist. Let me ask you this; what do a waitress and Grave Digger have in common about wrestling knowledge?
Hank: What?
Odin: Absolutely nothing!
Hank: Are you fucking kidding me!? He’s a hall of fame legend in WCF! He’s one of the all time greats, if not the greatest! How dare you disrespect him!
* Just then another man comes walking up and shoves Hank Brown aside. *
Man: If your gonna conduct interviews, you gotta do them right!
* tensions were too high, Hank brown snapped as he pushes the man back. Good thing security was right there to break things up and separate the two men. Security goes to escort the other man away but Odin stops them.*
Odin: No, Jeremy can stay. He knows what he’s talking about.
* Steam explodes from Hanks ears but stammers away with out much fuss. *
Odin: good to see you Jeremy.
Jeremy Brosh: good to see you too.
* Jeremy dusts off his suit and composes himself. *
Jeremy: Even the interviewers are bias around here AND they can’t conduct an interview for shit. Odin tell me and the whole world why Grave Digger knows nothing about wrestling..
Odin: I’d be delighted. Have you seen his promo?
Jeremy: yeah.
Odin: The only shoot he had on me was that of the waitress. “ Grave digger good, Odin bad.”, “ Odin get his neck broke. “.. them Jeremy I feel asleep eating dinner. I nearly drowned in my chicken soup.
* it’s a shame that you didn’t. *
Odin: That’s all he had to say was that my neck was going to get broke but then he went on to say that it was a bad business decision.
Jeremy: He’s fucking nuts because that’d be a bad ass wrestling decision. No one been able to touch you. That’d be headline news for months.
Odin: Exactly, it would be but it’d be like those bar stories when guys talk about how they saw the bear from afar because if they did anything they’d be dead. I could hear Grave Digger now.
“ so yeah, then I broke his fucking neck. “
then god chuckles and replies “ how’d that work out for you. “
So not only is grave digger a shitty wrestler, he’s a shitty business man. If he even came close to breaking my neck, hell, lets say he did he better wake up from that fucking dream an apologize because if it happened in real life, I’ll give him a matching neck brace. He’ll have to tilt everything ninety degrees. The furniture, the art, the dog, his wife. He’ll be in a medical class all his own. They’ll call it Odin Balfore syndrome. The one thing he had going for him, he declined on the grounds that it was a bad decision, even though theres more guys in pro wrestling that would love to see me get my neck broken then people that know he exists. If he had any business sense at all, he’d just opt out of the match because that would mean less risk of bodily harm to him and trust me, between Corey an I- there will be harm brought onto him. So he better just go back to his night club, because that’s what all great “ retired” wrestlers do. They own night clubs but still wrestle on the side because they love the sport.
Jeremy: PSH, fucking cliché. Every asshole who gets some scratch goes and makes a night club to make up for the fact that they weren’t popular. I guess what ever a man needs to do to feel good about himself.
Odin: So much so that he had to regale us with a dazzling career in WCF that really means shit to me. As much as he wants to bag on me for fucking up his history, which he seems really attached too and takes every opportunity to correct me on. He failed to realized when he’s been out smarted an out played. Just like I said I was going to do. He spent two promos correcting and none o them actually saying a damn thing. Odin Balfore is a strategist, a realist, a visionary. I’m evolution in motion. That’s the difference between he an I. I can stand before you today and talk about what I’m going to do to grave Digger, not what I did to some asshole seven years ago. I can talk to you right now an everyone will listen, not change the fucking channel.
Grave Digger, Listen up. Just sit the fuck down, and listen up. Your history is exactly that, history. It may be great, it may be impressive but to those that know this game, its just history. You bring nothing to the table that’s long term except the time between your tenures here. You’re going to beat me tonight like soo many others? O gawd!. O..my gawd! Jeremy, quick, call the papers. Grave diggers going to beat me. Are you serious bro? maybe its grave digger who needs to get on my level. In fact, yes.. Its official. Grave digger. G..X..M..L. no. wait. To get on my level.. We gotta play the same fucking game! What you got on me is nothing. I’ll walk through you like I’ve walked through the rest of the roster, that isn’t history. That’s right fucking now. I might be turning a new leaf to help the roster but trust me went I tell you that I’m still a bad motha fucka. You an your buddy Adrian, you wana dominate.. Then accept my challenge you little bitch. that’s all your really are, just a little bitch. Your legend status, that ego, I’ll wipe it from the record because not only do I get to put you an MS-13 away.. I’ll have the chance to run away with US champion of the year, world champion of the year and wrestler of the year. That’s ALL currently happening.
What do you have? O yes.. A loss to Odin Balfore. The greatest of all your achievements both past, present and future. I’ll be testing that hardcore way of life you got too. Don’t worry, we’re gonna go and we are gonna go way beyond your threshold. Why? Because its You who has to step up. It’s YOU that has to prove. Not me.
* Odin taps the title. *
that’s why. You got a few, I got a few. But I burn up all you legends. That’s why Seths convinced you that your good for his game plan. Its because you’re not me. Funny thing about that is that its true. You’re not me. You can’t do the things that I do in that ring. You have never and will never do what I can do in that ring or accomplish what I will do in WCF. So lets put that pissing contest aside, alright? We all know I pissed all over your ego and set it on fire because I piss flammable excellence. My aura is combustible, don’t you get that? You, you’re just grease stains burnt onto the wall.
This IS going to happen, its reality. I know you don’t take me serious but after tonight, you will After YOUR world champion whoops your ass in the ring and just leaves you a shameful mess along with Adrian in the middle of that ring. Its not a matter of me beating you. it’s a matter of truth. It’ll be a pleasure though, to get my hands on another legend of WCF and choke the life out of him and watch your ace turn purple. To see your grip loosen as you struggle to get my hand off your adams apple. Then you’ll hear the loudest crack of your life when you feel your back over my knee an your looking up at those lights and your legs go limp. That’s Odin Balfore. That’s respect that you’ll be forced to give me. It won’t be, ya that kids got it, he’ll be great. Its not that bullshit line that they fed to D-Day, no. Its not the passing of the tourch. No. Its that Odin Balfore, the outsider walked into WCF an ate all your hopes and dreams like the dreams of so many pregnant mermaids.
Tonight is your grim reality that I have blew past all the legends, with or with out a WAR win. I’m unprecedented, unparalleled. I’m unequaled, unheard of and never to heralded again by another soul who steps into WCF. It’ll you ashore Shamers that will be humbled when you say.. Yeah.. We’re good but we weren’t Odin Balfore.
And you’ll be absolutely right.
Come beat me Grave Digger, come beat me and break my neck.. Then wake the fuck up from the greatest of wet dreams because no matter how cool you want to play it.. You know that everything I’m saying is absolutely true. You wasted promos. Talked nonsense about yourself.. Failed to accept or acknowledge a direct challenge and spoke nothing of YOUR world champion.. That’s why you’re going to lose. That’s why I’m making history. That’s why you’ll be going back to your pussy ass night club.. And that’s why I wrestle.
To see guys like you.. Fail.. Because you don’t know how to do anything else in the presence. Of Odin Fucking Balfore. The greatest champion WCF will ever know.
End of fucking story.
Because I’m writing the book.. You’re just the filler.
So fuck you- you little bitch.
* Odin walks off screen as Jeremy stands there to sign off. *
Jeremy: Well, WCF, that’s Odin Balfore and he’s looking to be back on top. Deal with it.
* Jeremy drops the mic and walks off as the scene fades. *
~FINN
RP2
WCF - Slam!
Main Event
Tag Match
Balfore/ Black
vs.
MS- 13
_______________________________
* Odin Balfore walks into the WCF with the title belt around his waist and duffle bag on his shoulder. Everything an everybody is on edge fo the awards tonight and one of the slam slams of the year before we start 2012 with ONE. The suit and tie world champion makes his way through the chaos of the back stage but it doesn’t take long for Hank Brown to approach him for an interview. *
Hank: Odin, a word, a word, please.
Odin: sure.
* Odin tosses his gear bag off to the side an out of camera view. *
Hank: What the hell is wrong with you?
Odin: What do you mean? We both know that there’s plenty wrong with me. You gotta be more specific.
Hank: You suck at your history quite frankly. You got all your info wrong about Grave Digger, what kind of champion are you; you look like a fool!
* hanks tone has gotten increasingly more annoyed. *
Odin: Odin Balfore doesn’t suck at history but he is a master strategist. Let me ask you this; what do a waitress and Grave Digger have in common about wrestling knowledge?
Hank: What?
Odin: Absolutely nothing!
Hank: Are you fucking kidding me!? He’s a hall of fame legend in WCF! He’s one of the all time greats, if not the greatest! How dare you disrespect him!
* Just then another man comes walking up and shoves Hank Brown aside. *
Man: If your gonna conduct interviews, you gotta do them right!
* tensions were too high, Hank brown snapped as he pushes the man back. Good thing security was right there to break things up and separate the two men. Security goes to escort the other man away but Odin stops them.*
Odin: No, Jeremy can stay. He knows what he’s talking about.
* Steam explodes from Hanks ears but stammers away with out much fuss. *
Odin: good to see you Jeremy.
Jeremy Brosh: good to see you too.
* Jeremy dusts off his suit and composes himself. *
Jeremy: Even the interviewers are bias around here AND they can’t conduct an interview for shit. Odin tell me and the whole world why Grave Digger knows nothing about wrestling..
Odin: I’d be delighted. Have you seen his promo?
Jeremy: yeah.
Odin: The only shoot he had on me was that of the waitress. “ Grave digger good, Odin bad.”, “ Odin get his neck broke. “.. them Jeremy I feel asleep eating dinner. I nearly drowned in my chicken soup.
* it’s a shame that you didn’t. *
Odin: That’s all he had to say was that my neck was going to get broke but then he went on to say that it was a bad business decision.
Jeremy: He’s fucking nuts because that’d be a bad ass wrestling decision. No one been able to touch you. That’d be headline news for months.
Odin: Exactly, it would be but it’d be like those bar stories when guys talk about how they saw the bear from afar because if they did anything they’d be dead. I could hear Grave Digger now.
“ so yeah, then I broke his fucking neck. “
then god chuckles and replies “ how’d that work out for you. “
So not only is grave digger a shitty wrestler, he’s a shitty business man. If he even came close to breaking my neck, hell, lets say he did he better wake up from that fucking dream an apologize because if it happened in real life, I’ll give him a matching neck brace. He’ll have to tilt everything ninety degrees. The furniture, the art, the dog, his wife. He’ll be in a medical class all his own. They’ll call it Odin Balfore syndrome. The one thing he had going for him, he declined on the grounds that it was a bad decision, even though theres more guys in pro wrestling that would love to see me get my neck broken then people that know he exists. If he had any business sense at all, he’d just opt out of the match because that would mean less risk of bodily harm to him and trust me, between Corey an I- there will be harm brought onto him. So he better just go back to his night club, because that’s what all great “ retired” wrestlers do. They own night clubs but still wrestle on the side because they love the sport.
Jeremy: PSH, fucking cliché. Every asshole who gets some scratch goes and makes a night club to make up for the fact that they weren’t popular. I guess what ever a man needs to do to feel good about himself.
Odin: So much so that he had to regale us with a dazzling career in WCF that really means shit to me. As much as he wants to bag on me for fucking up his history, which he seems really attached too and takes every opportunity to correct me on. He failed to realized when he’s been out smarted an out played. Just like I said I was going to do. He spent two promos correcting and none o them actually saying a damn thing. Odin Balfore is a strategist, a realist, a visionary. I’m evolution in motion. That’s the difference between he an I. I can stand before you today and talk about what I’m going to do to grave Digger, not what I did to some asshole seven years ago. I can talk to you right now an everyone will listen, not change the fucking channel.
Grave Digger, Listen up. Just sit the fuck down, and listen up. Your history is exactly that, history. It may be great, it may be impressive but to those that know this game, its just history. You bring nothing to the table that’s long term except the time between your tenures here. You’re going to beat me tonight like soo many others? O gawd!. O..my gawd! Jeremy, quick, call the papers. Grave diggers going to beat me. Are you serious bro? maybe its grave digger who needs to get on my level. In fact, yes.. Its official. Grave digger. G..X..M..L. no. wait. To get on my level.. We gotta play the same fucking game! What you got on me is nothing. I’ll walk through you like I’ve walked through the rest of the roster, that isn’t history. That’s right fucking now. I might be turning a new leaf to help the roster but trust me went I tell you that I’m still a bad motha fucka. You an your buddy Adrian, you wana dominate.. Then accept my challenge you little bitch. that’s all your really are, just a little bitch. Your legend status, that ego, I’ll wipe it from the record because not only do I get to put you an MS-13 away.. I’ll have the chance to run away with US champion of the year, world champion of the year and wrestler of the year. That’s ALL currently happening.
What do you have? O yes.. A loss to Odin Balfore. The greatest of all your achievements both past, present and future. I’ll be testing that hardcore way of life you got too. Don’t worry, we’re gonna go and we are gonna go way beyond your threshold. Why? Because its You who has to step up. It’s YOU that has to prove. Not me.
* Odin taps the title. *
that’s why. You got a few, I got a few. But I burn up all you legends. That’s why Seths convinced you that your good for his game plan. Its because you’re not me. Funny thing about that is that its true. You’re not me. You can’t do the things that I do in that ring. You have never and will never do what I can do in that ring or accomplish what I will do in WCF. So lets put that pissing contest aside, alright? We all know I pissed all over your ego and set it on fire because I piss flammable excellence. My aura is combustible, don’t you get that? You, you’re just grease stains burnt onto the wall.
This IS going to happen, its reality. I know you don’t take me serious but after tonight, you will After YOUR world champion whoops your ass in the ring and just leaves you a shameful mess along with Adrian in the middle of that ring. Its not a matter of me beating you. it’s a matter of truth. It’ll be a pleasure though, to get my hands on another legend of WCF and choke the life out of him and watch your ace turn purple. To see your grip loosen as you struggle to get my hand off your adams apple. Then you’ll hear the loudest crack of your life when you feel your back over my knee an your looking up at those lights and your legs go limp. That’s Odin Balfore. That’s respect that you’ll be forced to give me. It won’t be, ya that kids got it, he’ll be great. Its not that bullshit line that they fed to D-Day, no. Its not the passing of the tourch. No. Its that Odin Balfore, the outsider walked into WCF an ate all your hopes and dreams like the dreams of so many pregnant mermaids.
Tonight is your grim reality that I have blew past all the legends, with or with out a WAR win. I’m unprecedented, unparalleled. I’m unequaled, unheard of and never to heralded again by another soul who steps into WCF. It’ll you ashore Shamers that will be humbled when you say.. Yeah.. We’re good but we weren’t Odin Balfore.
And you’ll be absolutely right.
Come beat me Grave Digger, come beat me and break my neck.. Then wake the fuck up from the greatest of wet dreams because no matter how cool you want to play it.. You know that everything I’m saying is absolutely true. You wasted promos. Talked nonsense about yourself.. Failed to accept or acknowledge a direct challenge and spoke nothing of YOUR world champion.. That’s why you’re going to lose. That’s why I’m making history. That’s why you’ll be going back to your pussy ass night club.. And that’s why I wrestle.
To see guys like you.. Fail.. Because you don’t know how to do anything else in the presence. Of Odin Fucking Balfore. The greatest champion WCF will ever know.
End of fucking story.
Because I’m writing the book.. You’re just the filler.
So fuck you- you little bitch.
* Odin walks off screen as Jeremy stands there to sign off. *
Jeremy: Well, WCF, that’s Odin Balfore and he’s looking to be back on top. Deal with it.
* Jeremy drops the mic and walks off as the scene fades. *
~FINN
