Post by Tim on Dec 18, 2011 3:27:36 GMT -5
The scene shows Joel Hall confined to a chair with his hands stuck behind his back. He appears to be laughing to this torturous amusement.
Joel Hall: Looks like I'm all tied up.
Suddenly, it is revealed that the ropes were loose for the entire time.
Joel Hall: Well, enough of that crap and time to cut another promo.
He clears his throat.
Joel Hall: Many people have been wondering, will it be a lucky win for me or will it be a huge defeat for me? Well obviously, it's none. Because with the amount of skill I have, no one in this company can over power me. Not even if the three chumps I'm gonna face can beat me.
Suddenly, he laughs.
Joel Hall: Do you think that you can take me down from my mission? Once I beat any of you, my mission will begin. And it'll start with a bloody bang. For those that are wondering, "Who are the three guys Joel's talking about?", I'll tell you. It'll be pretty obvious for where this is going. But first, this.
Joel takes out 3 cards. A back of the card can be seen only.
Joel Hall: You want to see the card in the middle? Alright. Here it is.
Joel puts the two cards on the left and right into his pocket and turns the middle card towards the camera, revealing it to be a picture of Vic.
Joel Hall: What do we have here? A picture of a man named Vic. Vic Grimes? Vic Armstrong? Vic Lewis? No. Just Vic. I've heard about guys like him, trying to be a shady character for their entire wrestling career. And then comes along 'Vic'? If I hear another person like 'Ben' or 'Stan' still existing until today, my god I will make an earthquake to the Yellow Brick Road. So he's an anarchist and a free-thinker, huh? I heard that he speaks from his mind. Well, think about this and let out your statement. I don't give a damn who you are or where you came from. I'll kick your ass back to "The Vault" if you stand in my way. And you won't like that if you stand in my way.
Joel takes the card and burns it to ashes. Then, he takes out the other 2 cards.
Joel Hall: Two choices. Left or right?
A pause for a few seconds.
Joel Hall: Left it is.
He puts the right card back into his pocket and turns around the left card, revealing it to be a picture of Dalton Henry.
Joel Hall: I guess you guys want me to talk about the straight-edge loser here. Well, I don't see the point in talking about him. Or especially facing him in a match. At first when I heard about him being as one of the competitors in that Fatal-4 Way match, I thought I heard Doc Henry's name. Well, it is disappointing that I didn't get to face him. Or I would have kicked his ass. But Dalton? You sound like a friggin' altar boy. And he tries to save the day when trouble comes along. What the fuck is this? Superman from the 1950s? The kid should beat it before I deliver a can of whoop-ass to him.
Joel tears the card in half and lets go. He takes out the last card.
Joel Hall: I'm guessing this is the last one, huh? I'll try to contain my excitement!
He turns the card around, revealing it to be a picture of Tek.
Joel Hall: Our final guy! Mr. Hippity Hop! The man who spits out rhymes and breaks it down on the dancefloor! We have him in my match!
Suddenly, Joel starts getting serious.
Joel Hall: Do you think that this is a game to you? Pulling this crap off just to make a name for yourself? Well, you've just made it. And it's called 'Mr. Assclown'. No one wants to see what you're trying to do. All the fans want to see is me kicking your dancer ass. If I were you, I'd back out on this match and go back to the rotten streets of 'Nobody Gives A Shit'. Admit it. You're just another jobber for me to crush.
Joel crumples the card and throws it away.
Joel Hall: Even if you guys try to gang up on me, one of you has to win this match. But that won't happen. Because this is my match and I will dominate the ring. I will also finish my mission to bring back WCF.
Joel goes to the side of a room and points at a switch.
Joel Hall: And this will be Hercules all over again.
Joel switches off the light, making the screen pitch black.
A Savior Can't Be Defeated, Even If Three Men Try To Take Him Down
Joel Hall: Looks like I'm all tied up.
Suddenly, it is revealed that the ropes were loose for the entire time.
Joel Hall: Well, enough of that crap and time to cut another promo.
He clears his throat.
Joel Hall: Many people have been wondering, will it be a lucky win for me or will it be a huge defeat for me? Well obviously, it's none. Because with the amount of skill I have, no one in this company can over power me. Not even if the three chumps I'm gonna face can beat me.
Suddenly, he laughs.
Joel Hall: Do you think that you can take me down from my mission? Once I beat any of you, my mission will begin. And it'll start with a bloody bang. For those that are wondering, "Who are the three guys Joel's talking about?", I'll tell you. It'll be pretty obvious for where this is going. But first, this.
Joel takes out 3 cards. A back of the card can be seen only.
Joel Hall: You want to see the card in the middle? Alright. Here it is.
Joel puts the two cards on the left and right into his pocket and turns the middle card towards the camera, revealing it to be a picture of Vic.
Joel Hall: What do we have here? A picture of a man named Vic. Vic Grimes? Vic Armstrong? Vic Lewis? No. Just Vic. I've heard about guys like him, trying to be a shady character for their entire wrestling career. And then comes along 'Vic'? If I hear another person like 'Ben' or 'Stan' still existing until today, my god I will make an earthquake to the Yellow Brick Road. So he's an anarchist and a free-thinker, huh? I heard that he speaks from his mind. Well, think about this and let out your statement. I don't give a damn who you are or where you came from. I'll kick your ass back to "The Vault" if you stand in my way. And you won't like that if you stand in my way.
Joel takes the card and burns it to ashes. Then, he takes out the other 2 cards.
Joel Hall: Two choices. Left or right?
A pause for a few seconds.
Joel Hall: Left it is.
He puts the right card back into his pocket and turns around the left card, revealing it to be a picture of Dalton Henry.
Joel Hall: I guess you guys want me to talk about the straight-edge loser here. Well, I don't see the point in talking about him. Or especially facing him in a match. At first when I heard about him being as one of the competitors in that Fatal-4 Way match, I thought I heard Doc Henry's name. Well, it is disappointing that I didn't get to face him. Or I would have kicked his ass. But Dalton? You sound like a friggin' altar boy. And he tries to save the day when trouble comes along. What the fuck is this? Superman from the 1950s? The kid should beat it before I deliver a can of whoop-ass to him.
Joel tears the card in half and lets go. He takes out the last card.
Joel Hall: I'm guessing this is the last one, huh? I'll try to contain my excitement!
He turns the card around, revealing it to be a picture of Tek.
Joel Hall: Our final guy! Mr. Hippity Hop! The man who spits out rhymes and breaks it down on the dancefloor! We have him in my match!
Suddenly, Joel starts getting serious.
Joel Hall: Do you think that this is a game to you? Pulling this crap off just to make a name for yourself? Well, you've just made it. And it's called 'Mr. Assclown'. No one wants to see what you're trying to do. All the fans want to see is me kicking your dancer ass. If I were you, I'd back out on this match and go back to the rotten streets of 'Nobody Gives A Shit'. Admit it. You're just another jobber for me to crush.
Joel crumples the card and throws it away.
Joel Hall: Even if you guys try to gang up on me, one of you has to win this match. But that won't happen. Because this is my match and I will dominate the ring. I will also finish my mission to bring back WCF.
Joel goes to the side of a room and points at a switch.
Joel Hall: And this will be Hercules all over again.
Joel switches off the light, making the screen pitch black.
A Savior Can't Be Defeated, Even If Three Men Try To Take Him Down
