Post by Jeff Purse on Dec 16, 2011 20:14:19 GMT -5
Never too old, never too bad, never too late, never too sick to start from scratch once again
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The scene opens to a feed of an old ACW show. Nathan Von Liebert vs. Jeff Purse, part 2. The video feed is black and white, while the ACW announcers Mitchell Summerville and Robert Jones can be heard over the footage.
Nathan throws Jeff into the ropes and immediately goes to work, locking his arms in between the top and middle! Seever scolds him and once Nathan goes away, he tries to remove Jeff from the ropes. Nathan smirks and begins to scale to the top turnbuckle.
Mitchell Summervill: "I think we're about to see the Demon Bounce!"
Robert Jones: "For Jeff Purse's sake, let's hope not."
The Referee is able to remove Purse from the ropes. Nathan delivers a hard shot to the back of Jeff's neck. He appears to be going for the Octopus Hold, but Jeff shoves him off and turns around, facing von Liebert, and delivering the Spoke, swiftly, and out of nowhere! Nathan's head snaps back and Jeff throws himself on top of him as soon as he hits the mat. The referee slides in, making the count.
Robert Jones: "THE SPOKE!"
Mitchell Summerville: "Who saw that coming?!'
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Jeffs old music "All the Small Things" hits the PA system and Purse rolls out of the ring, tiredly running up the ramp as The Ring Announcer announces the winner.
Ring Announcer: "Your winner by way of pinfall, Jeff Purse!"
The scene fades out as another comes up of yet another old ACW match, this time, Nightrider vs. Jeff Purse.
A visibly irritated Night Rider began arguing with the official as he pointed at Jeff Purse upon the canvas.
Robert Jones: “Night Rider might want to be careful what he does here!”
The official would remind Night Rider who he was and with the reminder also sending Night Rider to turn around right into Jeff Purse who came moving forward with the boot being sent flashing forward, delivering The Spoke! Purse would pull Night Rider to center of the ring before dropping down to hooking the far leg of Night Rider!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
The scene slowly fades out with Jeff Purse standing center ring with his arms in the air. The screen goes completely black, the words "Are you ready, for The Future? flash by.
"Won't Back Down" by Eminem starts playing as shots of Jeff's various accomplishments start playing, clip by clip. Jeff Purse hitting The Spoke on multiple opponets, going by fast. Background of Robbert Jones shouting "THE SPOKE THE SPOKE" clips of Jeff hitting The Deflator and a number of people. Robert Jones over the video "Jeff Purse is one of ACW's bright young stars". Jeff super kicking Cole Blaze and making the cover. Jeff and ACW Bare Knuckle champion super kicking each other at the same time. Jeff pinning former ACW World Champion A.C. Smith. Jeff pulling Bane onto an announcers table and hitting the Deflator from the top rope through the table ends the clip show with the crowd chanting "HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT". The scene fades out once again.
It slowly comes back in on Jeff sitting in a chair. The background around him is similar to any interview situation, a blue backdrop and black floor. Jeff is dressed in a red tee shirt with the words "The Future" written across the chest in jagged, lightning bolt letters. He is wearing a green monster hat, perfectly center. His trademark aviator sunglasses are clipped to his shirt, and his jeans are blue and loosefit, he also has on a pair of white sneakers. He has his hands folded in front of him, as he begins to talk.
Jeff Purse: Hello, ladies and gentlemen of the WCF. I, as you know if you saw Slam, am Jeff Purse. The one and only true future of the WCF. What you just saw were a few of my highlights back at ACW, and of course, I had to show everyone here how I have beaten Nathan Von Liebert and Nightrider before. Sure, it was in at a different company, and sure, Nathan did beat me before this has happened, but the main reason I showed this, is because at Slam this week, I will be in a match with the both of them. A sort of, ACW reunion if you will. And boy oh boy am I stoked.
Its going to be Nathan and Nightrider, teaming up, and they will be facing myself and a man, who I have yet to meet, named Blade Lavigne. Also, a bunch of rednecks are thrown into the mix, the team of Adam Young and Hunter Young named FTW, whatever that means. And I am sure a lot of you want to know how we all feel about this match? Sure you do. But before I discuss my opponents, I would like to disscuss my partner. A man who has dubbed himself "The Future". Hmm...well aside from the fact that the man is clearly delusional, he has a goal here at WCF. The same goal as many, to be the best. And I am more then happy to step into the ring and partner up to take out some of the trash here at WCF, and I mean Nathan Von Liebert. Of course, as long as this LaVigne can understand that I am the one true future of this company, I don't think we will have any problems being a formitable team. Maybe that will stick...but probably not, I have a partner, its called talent. All I really need. But I am glad to get in the ring with this guy and tag him out of the ring when it gets to be too much for him. I think we will be able to tough it out.
On to my opponents. You see, I have actually gone through the trouble of having my oppenents here with me TONIGHT, they agreed to let ME interview them, is that wonderful? First, I would like to introduce you to FTW front man, "The 1" Adam Young.
The shot cuts to a man sitting "across" from Jeff. However, basically, its Jeff dressed to look like Adam Young. He has a very, very, blank expression on his face, and talks with a horribly thick southern accent.
"Adam Young": Hyuck, hi Jeff. Where's we at right now? Sure is a fancy dancy place.
Jeff: Um, its just a regular studio, Adam. Next, we have the other Young, Hunter.
Its clear when we see Hunter, and the fact that it is Jeff again, dressed to look like Hunter, that this will be the norm for when Jeff introduces his other "opponents".
"Hunter": Me and Adam here, oh wait, Adam and I here, we's be cousins or some dumb thing like that, maybe brothers who really knows. Our special, touchy feely uncle is here to, his name is Gator. You know how we do it in the south with that inbreeding Jeff, like to keep it in the family you's know?
Jeff: Sure. Whatever you say Hunter. And to my left I have the team of Nightrider and Nathan Von Liebert.
"Nightrider": I LOVE ANGEL FYRE, KINDA! I AM GOING TO BEAT YOU UPPPPPPPP!!
"Nathan": Can we start this, please, Jeff. I have some rats to feed.
Jeff: Ok, wouldn't want those rats to go hungry, Nate. Lets get this started. First question for all of you, how do you plan to win this match on Slam?
"Adam": Well, I plans on staying on the sideline and letting my family, also known as my homigo for all you mexican speakers out there, letting him do most of the work. I just like to look good for the camera, you know? Look tough, really, Im as soft as the underbelly of a gator...real ones and my uncle.
"Hunter": Thats some crazy stuff righ' there, cause that was my plan. I can't really do too much in the ring, but lay around and get pinned. Thats mostly what I am good at, figure just let the other teams go at it, try to get some corn from the fans.
"Nightrider": I AM GOING TO YELL AT YOU!!! THE POWER OF MY VOICE ALONE IS ENOUGH TO DESTROY!!! AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, I WILL HAVE ANGEL FYRE GET KIPP TO COME HELP ME!!! HE IS A TALKING CAR!!!
"Nathan Von Liebert": I am not going to bath until after the match, and probably not even then. For my stink alone should be enough to take down even the strongest and most powerful of men.
Jeff: O...k. Um, and how are all of you going to be able to coexist? Sure, FTW, you are already a team, but Nightrider and Nathan, you guys I know don't like each other.
"Nathan" is shown making out with a stuffed rat. He does this for a few seconds before noticing that the camera is on him. He puts the rat in his lap.
"Nathan": Well, you see, Jeff, I plan on not tagging in my partner. See, I am good enough to do this myself. I am the devils right hand, don't you know? I do have the evil, demonic powers of the devils masturbation hand, and those are some powerful powers. In fact, because I am so evil, I don't want to be called Nathan anymore. Call me Ed. Short for the star of my favorite movie, Edward Scissorhands. I mean, I kind of look like him, my viscious other half likes to cut into people. Edward was quite the barber and I think Vlad could do a good job doing that, he is good with a knife.
Jeff: Nathan, that doesn't really answer the-
Nightrider: I PLAN TO MAKE NATHAN BLEED, THAT WAY HIS FRIEND WILL COME OUT AND THEN I WILL BRING SOME PUMPKINS AND HE CAN CARVE MY FACE ON THEM, THEN WE WILL THROW THE PUMPKINS AT YOU GUYS, AND THEN I WILL EAT A BUNCH OF CHEESEBURGERS BECAUSE THEY GIVE ME POWERS, I WILL GO TO PAMELA ANDERSON'S HOUSE AND WE WILL DISCUSS BAYWATCH, THEN I WILL DRIVE HOME IN KIPP AND DO DRUGS!!
Jeff: You know you aren't David Hasselhoff, right?
"Hunter": I plan on have Gator do most of the work, just sit back and if you guys attack me I'll have him interfere so we can win. But we co exert really well, I mean, Adam and I kill people if you mess with one of us, I mean, we do, stabbity stab and what not with the whittled knive we made outta woooood.
"Adam": Yah, we like to widdle. I like to widdle little things and stick em up my bum. Then Hunter here, he likes to go on the treasure hunt up in there and see what he can find.
Jeff: Ok, that was incredibly disturbing and something I really didn't need to know. Thank you for your time everyone, now I have to address all of my fans, if you don't mind.
Jeff turns and faces the camera, then stops and laughs a bit. Thinking of how this will turn out after editing tickled his funny bone. He shakes it off, and looks up at the camera.
Jeff: Ok, lets get serious here. Lets break this thing down so nobody is left to wonder who is going to actually win this match.
Adam Young. I don't know you, you don't know me. All I know of you is the little research I have done on you. And it was difficult. Not much Adam Young in the ol' archives of WCF. From what I can tell you are a pissed off redneck with WAY too much time on his hands. You think the world of yourself, you think you are actually someone to be reckened with. You know what I think? You are not a threat to me. Going into this match, I am least worried about you, Young. You seem more to use this show as a messed up version of Step by Step and you strut around here like you are king, or as you say "The 1". Newsflash, you are not. You are a nobody, you will remain a nobody, and you will leave this company a nobody. Soon enough you are going to see me rise to great heights here, while you are still stuck at the bottom scraping the gum off of my boot. Of course, I would never have gum on my boot, that is just a figure of speech. You are going to be watching your television sometime in the not to distant future and think, "wow, I got my ass kicked not to long ago by that guy, look how far he has gone, he really is The Future of the WCF."
And as for your brother, or cousin, or whatever family member Hunter? Hunter, there is less about you. I could barely find any information about Hunter Young. How does that feel Hunter, to be in the shadow of someone like Adam Young? That, that my friend, has got to hurt...bad. You see Hunter, the problem with people like you is you take up space. Space on the roster where good, talented people can come to shine. Shoot, I could be facing someone worth facing this week, but because you are on the roster, I am stuck. Its not fair to people like me who are actually going somewhere, and I hope, really I do, that after this match, you will realize that you are just a waste of space and quite, maybe go work at a Jiffy Lube where you belong.
Nightrider, I will say that I don't dislike you as much as you or others may thing. We had our match in ACW, I cracked some jokes on you, I even had midgets portray you and Angel, but truth is, so far in my career, besides Cole Blaze, I haven't had anyone recognize that I got the best of them. You coming up to me after that match showed you had some guts, and respect. And I appreciate that. That being said, don't expect anything different then what happened back in ACW. Jeff Purse, Nightrider, in the ring together again, watch out for that Spoke, because it was enough to put you down last time. You are a big dude, but nothing I can't hold my own against. Its like I have said before, Nightrider, in a full on brawl, you have me bested, you are much, much bigger then I. However, in a wrestling match, well, I am much, much faster then you. I could run circles around you. And when it comes down to it, speed and stamina mean much more then pure brute strength.
And that leaves you Nathan. The only man not only in this match, but in all of WCF thus far who has beaten me. Once. And you keep bringing that up. That you have beaten myself and Nightrider, and that is true Nathan, you have. You are everything you say you are, a sick, sadistic, tough, horrible s.o.b. However Nathan, you always seem to forget that I beat you. I BEAT you. And as far as my book is concerned, I have the last win between you and I. Sure, we could sit here and go back and forth about the logistics of the win. Kari's was being dragged away by someone even crazier then you...but even with that Nathan, even with that, you had me in that match. But I still came back, Nathan, out of nowhere, to put you down for the three. It doesn't matter if Kari was being kidnapped, it happened. But Nathan, you see, despite the fact that you gross me out, you are always uneven, your hair and clothes are unkempt, I actually have a respect for you. I know, crazy, huh? I respect the fight you have in you Nathan. You bring a lot to the table, you bring fire, you bring passion, you bring cockroaches for your rat.
Jeff, remembering when Rocky ate a cockroach from Nathans hair, gags a bit. He sits there, trying to regain composure. Obviously, Nathan is Jeff's complete and total opposite.
Jeff: But Nathan, you come to the ring and you get it done. Now here is your fault. You let the losses and getting booked low on the card get to you. Not even in ACW for 6 months and you were whining about your placement on the card. Yes, Nathan, you delieved. You had a great record...but you were a rookie. You didn't deserve to fight people like Devon Mayhem, Brian Harris, or even Xavior Laroux. You didn't understand the fact that you have to do your time, Nathan. And here, Nathan, the same thing will happen. You will win matches Nathan, you will move up. And right when you are at the peek of mid-card to main event, you will mess up. You will throw a fit, you will lose, and you will be back fighting people like Adam Young. While I will be winning, biding my time, and rising to the top. And when I am way up on top, Nathan, looking down on you, with all my fans screaming my name, I will try to remember that way back when, back when we both first started out, you defeated me, ONCE. It won't happen again Nathan, I promise you that.
Adam, Hunter, Nightrider, Nathan, even Blade, welcome to The Future.
The scene fades out slowly to black.
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The scene opens to a feed of an old ACW show. Nathan Von Liebert vs. Jeff Purse, part 2. The video feed is black and white, while the ACW announcers Mitchell Summerville and Robert Jones can be heard over the footage.
Nathan throws Jeff into the ropes and immediately goes to work, locking his arms in between the top and middle! Seever scolds him and once Nathan goes away, he tries to remove Jeff from the ropes. Nathan smirks and begins to scale to the top turnbuckle.
Mitchell Summervill: "I think we're about to see the Demon Bounce!"
Robert Jones: "For Jeff Purse's sake, let's hope not."
The Referee is able to remove Purse from the ropes. Nathan delivers a hard shot to the back of Jeff's neck. He appears to be going for the Octopus Hold, but Jeff shoves him off and turns around, facing von Liebert, and delivering the Spoke, swiftly, and out of nowhere! Nathan's head snaps back and Jeff throws himself on top of him as soon as he hits the mat. The referee slides in, making the count.
Robert Jones: "THE SPOKE!"
Mitchell Summerville: "Who saw that coming?!'
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Jeffs old music "All the Small Things" hits the PA system and Purse rolls out of the ring, tiredly running up the ramp as The Ring Announcer announces the winner.
Ring Announcer: "Your winner by way of pinfall, Jeff Purse!"
The scene fades out as another comes up of yet another old ACW match, this time, Nightrider vs. Jeff Purse.
A visibly irritated Night Rider began arguing with the official as he pointed at Jeff Purse upon the canvas.
Robert Jones: “Night Rider might want to be careful what he does here!”
The official would remind Night Rider who he was and with the reminder also sending Night Rider to turn around right into Jeff Purse who came moving forward with the boot being sent flashing forward, delivering The Spoke! Purse would pull Night Rider to center of the ring before dropping down to hooking the far leg of Night Rider!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
The scene slowly fades out with Jeff Purse standing center ring with his arms in the air. The screen goes completely black, the words "Are you ready, for The Future? flash by.
"Won't Back Down" by Eminem starts playing as shots of Jeff's various accomplishments start playing, clip by clip. Jeff Purse hitting The Spoke on multiple opponets, going by fast. Background of Robbert Jones shouting "THE SPOKE THE SPOKE" clips of Jeff hitting The Deflator and a number of people. Robert Jones over the video "Jeff Purse is one of ACW's bright young stars". Jeff super kicking Cole Blaze and making the cover. Jeff and ACW Bare Knuckle champion super kicking each other at the same time. Jeff pinning former ACW World Champion A.C. Smith. Jeff pulling Bane onto an announcers table and hitting the Deflator from the top rope through the table ends the clip show with the crowd chanting "HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT". The scene fades out once again.
It slowly comes back in on Jeff sitting in a chair. The background around him is similar to any interview situation, a blue backdrop and black floor. Jeff is dressed in a red tee shirt with the words "The Future" written across the chest in jagged, lightning bolt letters. He is wearing a green monster hat, perfectly center. His trademark aviator sunglasses are clipped to his shirt, and his jeans are blue and loosefit, he also has on a pair of white sneakers. He has his hands folded in front of him, as he begins to talk.
Jeff Purse: Hello, ladies and gentlemen of the WCF. I, as you know if you saw Slam, am Jeff Purse. The one and only true future of the WCF. What you just saw were a few of my highlights back at ACW, and of course, I had to show everyone here how I have beaten Nathan Von Liebert and Nightrider before. Sure, it was in at a different company, and sure, Nathan did beat me before this has happened, but the main reason I showed this, is because at Slam this week, I will be in a match with the both of them. A sort of, ACW reunion if you will. And boy oh boy am I stoked.
Its going to be Nathan and Nightrider, teaming up, and they will be facing myself and a man, who I have yet to meet, named Blade Lavigne. Also, a bunch of rednecks are thrown into the mix, the team of Adam Young and Hunter Young named FTW, whatever that means. And I am sure a lot of you want to know how we all feel about this match? Sure you do. But before I discuss my opponents, I would like to disscuss my partner. A man who has dubbed himself "The Future". Hmm...well aside from the fact that the man is clearly delusional, he has a goal here at WCF. The same goal as many, to be the best. And I am more then happy to step into the ring and partner up to take out some of the trash here at WCF, and I mean Nathan Von Liebert. Of course, as long as this LaVigne can understand that I am the one true future of this company, I don't think we will have any problems being a formitable team. Maybe that will stick...but probably not, I have a partner, its called talent. All I really need. But I am glad to get in the ring with this guy and tag him out of the ring when it gets to be too much for him. I think we will be able to tough it out.
On to my opponents. You see, I have actually gone through the trouble of having my oppenents here with me TONIGHT, they agreed to let ME interview them, is that wonderful? First, I would like to introduce you to FTW front man, "The 1" Adam Young.
The shot cuts to a man sitting "across" from Jeff. However, basically, its Jeff dressed to look like Adam Young. He has a very, very, blank expression on his face, and talks with a horribly thick southern accent.
"Adam Young": Hyuck, hi Jeff. Where's we at right now? Sure is a fancy dancy place.
Jeff: Um, its just a regular studio, Adam. Next, we have the other Young, Hunter.
Its clear when we see Hunter, and the fact that it is Jeff again, dressed to look like Hunter, that this will be the norm for when Jeff introduces his other "opponents".
"Hunter": Me and Adam here, oh wait, Adam and I here, we's be cousins or some dumb thing like that, maybe brothers who really knows. Our special, touchy feely uncle is here to, his name is Gator. You know how we do it in the south with that inbreeding Jeff, like to keep it in the family you's know?
Jeff: Sure. Whatever you say Hunter. And to my left I have the team of Nightrider and Nathan Von Liebert.
"Nightrider": I LOVE ANGEL FYRE, KINDA! I AM GOING TO BEAT YOU UPPPPPPPP!!
"Nathan": Can we start this, please, Jeff. I have some rats to feed.
Jeff: Ok, wouldn't want those rats to go hungry, Nate. Lets get this started. First question for all of you, how do you plan to win this match on Slam?
"Adam": Well, I plans on staying on the sideline and letting my family, also known as my homigo for all you mexican speakers out there, letting him do most of the work. I just like to look good for the camera, you know? Look tough, really, Im as soft as the underbelly of a gator...real ones and my uncle.
"Hunter": Thats some crazy stuff righ' there, cause that was my plan. I can't really do too much in the ring, but lay around and get pinned. Thats mostly what I am good at, figure just let the other teams go at it, try to get some corn from the fans.
"Nightrider": I AM GOING TO YELL AT YOU!!! THE POWER OF MY VOICE ALONE IS ENOUGH TO DESTROY!!! AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, I WILL HAVE ANGEL FYRE GET KIPP TO COME HELP ME!!! HE IS A TALKING CAR!!!
"Nathan Von Liebert": I am not going to bath until after the match, and probably not even then. For my stink alone should be enough to take down even the strongest and most powerful of men.
Jeff: O...k. Um, and how are all of you going to be able to coexist? Sure, FTW, you are already a team, but Nightrider and Nathan, you guys I know don't like each other.
"Nathan" is shown making out with a stuffed rat. He does this for a few seconds before noticing that the camera is on him. He puts the rat in his lap.
"Nathan": Well, you see, Jeff, I plan on not tagging in my partner. See, I am good enough to do this myself. I am the devils right hand, don't you know? I do have the evil, demonic powers of the devils masturbation hand, and those are some powerful powers. In fact, because I am so evil, I don't want to be called Nathan anymore. Call me Ed. Short for the star of my favorite movie, Edward Scissorhands. I mean, I kind of look like him, my viscious other half likes to cut into people. Edward was quite the barber and I think Vlad could do a good job doing that, he is good with a knife.
Jeff: Nathan, that doesn't really answer the-
Nightrider: I PLAN TO MAKE NATHAN BLEED, THAT WAY HIS FRIEND WILL COME OUT AND THEN I WILL BRING SOME PUMPKINS AND HE CAN CARVE MY FACE ON THEM, THEN WE WILL THROW THE PUMPKINS AT YOU GUYS, AND THEN I WILL EAT A BUNCH OF CHEESEBURGERS BECAUSE THEY GIVE ME POWERS, I WILL GO TO PAMELA ANDERSON'S HOUSE AND WE WILL DISCUSS BAYWATCH, THEN I WILL DRIVE HOME IN KIPP AND DO DRUGS!!
Jeff: You know you aren't David Hasselhoff, right?
"Hunter": I plan on have Gator do most of the work, just sit back and if you guys attack me I'll have him interfere so we can win. But we co exert really well, I mean, Adam and I kill people if you mess with one of us, I mean, we do, stabbity stab and what not with the whittled knive we made outta woooood.
"Adam": Yah, we like to widdle. I like to widdle little things and stick em up my bum. Then Hunter here, he likes to go on the treasure hunt up in there and see what he can find.
Jeff: Ok, that was incredibly disturbing and something I really didn't need to know. Thank you for your time everyone, now I have to address all of my fans, if you don't mind.
Jeff turns and faces the camera, then stops and laughs a bit. Thinking of how this will turn out after editing tickled his funny bone. He shakes it off, and looks up at the camera.
Jeff: Ok, lets get serious here. Lets break this thing down so nobody is left to wonder who is going to actually win this match.
Adam Young. I don't know you, you don't know me. All I know of you is the little research I have done on you. And it was difficult. Not much Adam Young in the ol' archives of WCF. From what I can tell you are a pissed off redneck with WAY too much time on his hands. You think the world of yourself, you think you are actually someone to be reckened with. You know what I think? You are not a threat to me. Going into this match, I am least worried about you, Young. You seem more to use this show as a messed up version of Step by Step and you strut around here like you are king, or as you say "The 1". Newsflash, you are not. You are a nobody, you will remain a nobody, and you will leave this company a nobody. Soon enough you are going to see me rise to great heights here, while you are still stuck at the bottom scraping the gum off of my boot. Of course, I would never have gum on my boot, that is just a figure of speech. You are going to be watching your television sometime in the not to distant future and think, "wow, I got my ass kicked not to long ago by that guy, look how far he has gone, he really is The Future of the WCF."
And as for your brother, or cousin, or whatever family member Hunter? Hunter, there is less about you. I could barely find any information about Hunter Young. How does that feel Hunter, to be in the shadow of someone like Adam Young? That, that my friend, has got to hurt...bad. You see Hunter, the problem with people like you is you take up space. Space on the roster where good, talented people can come to shine. Shoot, I could be facing someone worth facing this week, but because you are on the roster, I am stuck. Its not fair to people like me who are actually going somewhere, and I hope, really I do, that after this match, you will realize that you are just a waste of space and quite, maybe go work at a Jiffy Lube where you belong.
Nightrider, I will say that I don't dislike you as much as you or others may thing. We had our match in ACW, I cracked some jokes on you, I even had midgets portray you and Angel, but truth is, so far in my career, besides Cole Blaze, I haven't had anyone recognize that I got the best of them. You coming up to me after that match showed you had some guts, and respect. And I appreciate that. That being said, don't expect anything different then what happened back in ACW. Jeff Purse, Nightrider, in the ring together again, watch out for that Spoke, because it was enough to put you down last time. You are a big dude, but nothing I can't hold my own against. Its like I have said before, Nightrider, in a full on brawl, you have me bested, you are much, much bigger then I. However, in a wrestling match, well, I am much, much faster then you. I could run circles around you. And when it comes down to it, speed and stamina mean much more then pure brute strength.
And that leaves you Nathan. The only man not only in this match, but in all of WCF thus far who has beaten me. Once. And you keep bringing that up. That you have beaten myself and Nightrider, and that is true Nathan, you have. You are everything you say you are, a sick, sadistic, tough, horrible s.o.b. However Nathan, you always seem to forget that I beat you. I BEAT you. And as far as my book is concerned, I have the last win between you and I. Sure, we could sit here and go back and forth about the logistics of the win. Kari's was being dragged away by someone even crazier then you...but even with that Nathan, even with that, you had me in that match. But I still came back, Nathan, out of nowhere, to put you down for the three. It doesn't matter if Kari was being kidnapped, it happened. But Nathan, you see, despite the fact that you gross me out, you are always uneven, your hair and clothes are unkempt, I actually have a respect for you. I know, crazy, huh? I respect the fight you have in you Nathan. You bring a lot to the table, you bring fire, you bring passion, you bring cockroaches for your rat.
Jeff, remembering when Rocky ate a cockroach from Nathans hair, gags a bit. He sits there, trying to regain composure. Obviously, Nathan is Jeff's complete and total opposite.
Jeff: But Nathan, you come to the ring and you get it done. Now here is your fault. You let the losses and getting booked low on the card get to you. Not even in ACW for 6 months and you were whining about your placement on the card. Yes, Nathan, you delieved. You had a great record...but you were a rookie. You didn't deserve to fight people like Devon Mayhem, Brian Harris, or even Xavior Laroux. You didn't understand the fact that you have to do your time, Nathan. And here, Nathan, the same thing will happen. You will win matches Nathan, you will move up. And right when you are at the peek of mid-card to main event, you will mess up. You will throw a fit, you will lose, and you will be back fighting people like Adam Young. While I will be winning, biding my time, and rising to the top. And when I am way up on top, Nathan, looking down on you, with all my fans screaming my name, I will try to remember that way back when, back when we both first started out, you defeated me, ONCE. It won't happen again Nathan, I promise you that.
Adam, Hunter, Nightrider, Nathan, even Blade, welcome to The Future.
The scene fades out slowly to black.
