Post by Ryan Blake on Dec 11, 2011 17:59:12 GMT -5
Ryan Blake
vs
Jam Willy Jesus vs Jonny Fly vs Vic vs Hunter vs Aaron Miles vs Switches the Clown
Scene I
The scene opens to Ryan and Odin, in one of Ryan's signature cars from the Ryan Blake signature car dealer. They're parked in a parking lot outside a ware house. Ryan is dressed normally in his signature Ryan Blake sunglasses and one of his signature outfits from the Ryan Blake signature clothing line of Ryan Blake signature outfits. But, Odin... not so much. He is dressed in very baggy sweat pants that are sagging below his ass, with a t-shirt that's three sizes too big for him that says “I <3 big booty bitches” on it. They sit and chat as Odin fills Ryan in...
Ryan: so what the fuck are we doing here outside a warehouse in this neighborhood?
Odin: What are you trying to say?
Ryan: I’m saying that this neighbor hood that we're in a really shitty place, with bad people in it.
Odin: Yo, don't be hatin' on my home-niggas like that dog.
Ryan slaps Odin in the face.
Ryan: Don't ever do that again. Please.
Odin: Right, sorry. I was just trying to blend in.
Ryan: What are we waiting for? This thing is going to make a mess of my trunk.
Odin: Relax, we're just waiting for the signal. Oh, here he is now.
A man comes out of the ware house, very sneakily. He peeks around the corner and then raises his arm and snaps his fingers twice.
Man: Is the dog in the cage?
Odin rolls down the window and yells back,
Odin: No, the giraffe is.
The man smiles, and waves them over to the door.
Odin: come on, quickly before he goes back in, pop the trunk.
Ryan reaches under the steering wheel and pushes the button which opens the trunk. Odin rushes out of the car and runs around to the trunk just as it opens. He reaches in and grabs hold of what seems to be a giraffe with cloth bag over it's head.
Odin: Come on! I got ya!
The giraffe stumbles out of the trunk as it extends it's legs and stands up.
Ryan: That's not obvious.
Odin: Shut up and help me!
Ryan goes over to Odin and help him guide the giraffe to the door of the ware house.
Man: Are you lil Mo?
Odin: No, I’m big daddy O.
Man: oh yea, right come on in.
The man let's Odin in with the massive giraffe which whacks it's head on the door way on it's way in. But Odin pats it a few times and it realizes what he's asking and ducks under it. Once Odin is in with the giraffe Ryan starts to walk in. The man stops him.
Man: Who are you?
Ryan: I’m um.... I’m shit. Oh I’m lil Mo.
Man: hmm... I don't know. You don’t look like lil Mo to me.
Ryan: I uh, had a growth spurt.
Man: Oh, ok go on in.
Ryan walks into the door and chuckles to himself.
Man: what an odd age to have a growth spurt.
Ryan continues into the building as he catches up to Odin. Odin is walking with all seriousness toward a specified destination that is unknown to Ryan. When they get to where ever it is they're heading they're greeted by another man.
Man: You here to sign up?
Odin: yea, we already are.
Man: Name?
Odin: Rocky.
Ryan: You named it!?
Odin: Hell yea! It took that punch to the face like a champ!
Ryan: It's a fucking giraffe!
Odin: and I’m fucking Odin Balfore!
Man: and I’m impatient! Get in there! Rocky's up next.
Odin: Ok, ok! Come on Ryan.
They enter the next door way which opens to a huge arena filled with people. It smells like a mixture between animal shit and body odor.
Ryan: What is this place?
Odin: the underground giraffe fighting ring.
Ryan: holy shit, this is huge man.
Odin: yea, our seats are over here.
Ryan and Odin walk towards where Odin pointed and they drag the giraffe along with them. When they get to their seats Ryan sits down and Odin sits next to him holding the giraffe beside him. They wait patiently for their name to be called as they watch the current match come to an end. One of the giraffes in the middle of the arena falls to the ground and everyone in the arena cheers. The giraffe that is still standing roars in victory and spits at the other giraffe. It then walks closer to it and tries to kick it while its down but the referee giraffe stops it and the crowd boos. Now as the two giraffes exit the arena the announcer says the next match will begin soon. Odin rushes up and grabs Rocky.
Odin: that’s us Ryan, lets go.
Ryan sighs and gets up. They make their way down the stairs to the center of the arena. As their walking down they see another giraffe coming down to the arena with its owner. As they enter the center of the arena the Rocky theme, “eye of the tiger” begins to blast throughout the arena and the crowd goes ballistic.
Odin: ok Rocky, this is it, this is what we have been training for.
Ryan: what are you talking about you old man, you just captured the thing yesterday!
Odin: shut up, he knows what I’m talking about. Right Rocky?
Just then the bell rings and the crowd goes crazy again. And as if nature, Rocky gallops into the ring, where the other giraffe already is, and kicks the other giraffe in the nuts. Which causes the other giraffe to instantly fall to the ground in a groaning pain. The crowd stands up and claps as Rocky looks around and smiles in an epic glory. Cameras begin to flash from every angle and Odin starts to jump with joy. Ryan just watches them with a smile.
Announcer: And your winner of the match and 1,000,000 dollars, Rocky!
Ryan: you dint tell me there was a million dollars on the line Odin, shit!
Odin: I didn't know there was!? We were supposed to be in an exhibition match for no money, but we just won the grand prize.
A guys gives Ryan a briefcase filled with the money.
Just the the crowd yells again, but this time in a panic. A man emerges from the curtain backstage.
Man: Hey you!!
He points to Ryan.
Man: Yea, you! You're not lil Mo this is!
Behind the man is lil Mo and he looks really pissed off.
Lil Mo: You holding my money bitch!
Odin: Ryan run!
Odin and Ryan make a run for it as Rocky stays back in the arena. The men pull out guns and shoot at Ryan and Odin, but Rocky protects them as he jumps in front of a bullet that was heading straight for Odin.
Odin: Rocky!! Nooo!!
Ryan: Odin, let's go!
Odin looks back at Rocky as they run out of the warehouse. When they make it outside they scurry toward the car dodging bullets. Ryan unlocks the car and looks back to see if they lost them, but the didn't and he takes one right to the chest. He goes down and grabs his chest.
Odin: Ryan, oh fuck!
Ryan hits the ground and Odin stops. He runs back to Ryan and kneels next to him.
Odin: We'll get you to a hospital, hang on bud.
Ryan gets to his feet and starts to laugh in relief. Ryan rips open his shirt revealing a bullet proof vest under neath.
Ryan: Good thing I’m wearing my signature Ryan Blake bullet proof vest! Now let's go!
Ryan starts to run but then Odin takes one to the chest.
Ryan: What are you kidding me!? Are you alright, come on keep moving man!
He helps Odin up and Odin rips open his shirt.
Odin: Good thing I’m wearing my signature Odin Balfore bullet proof....
You can see a piece of cardboard wrapped in nylon, strapped to Odin's chest with duct tape.
Odin: Son of a bitch, cheep ass Korean labor! I’m really shot!
They reach the car and the hop in, then drive off quickly.
Ryan: Let's get you to a hospital and then to a bank.
Ryan smiles and looks at Odin who is also smiling.
Odin: You're awesome. You were amazing back there, you saved both of our lives.
Ryan: Come on man, you know I’m the hero.
Odin: I know but that was great. You really kicked ass, the way you took that case and ran, it was like you were fucking Indiana Jones! That was crazy, that was, well that was hardcore!
Ryan: Good, maybe that will prove a point in my match this week.
They laugh hysterically.
Ryan: seriously.
They stop at a red light and Odin sits in the passenger seat bleeding.
Ryan: Aw man! My signature Ryan Blake leather interior!
Odin: Oh, I’m so sorry, but my signature Odin Balfore blood is getting everywhere!
Ryan: reach into my signature Ryan Blake glove compartment. There's a signature Ryan Blake first aid kit in there.
Odin opens it up and takes out the first aid kit that has Ryan's face on it.
Ryan: use the signature Ryan Blake tweezers to takeout the non Ryan Blake bullet and then plug the wound with some signature Ryan Blake gauze.
The signature Ryan Blake scene fades to black as Odin juggles the first aid kit items and they drive off into the distance.
Scene II
The scene opens to Ryan backstage with Hank Brown.
Hank: Hello ladies and gentlemen, I’m here with a former WCF TV champion, Ryan Blake. Ryan tell me your thoughts on you match tonight.
Ryan: well I know its a number one contender match for the Hardcore championship.
Hank: Well what do you think of some of your opponents like Jonny Fly and Vic who you've faced before?
Ryan: Well you just said it Hank, I’ve faced them already. I’ve learned my mistakes from Fly already and Vic, well I can handle Vic. Fly might be a bit of a challenge but Vic is just a clown!
Hank: right what about him?
Ryan: Who?
Hank: Switches the Clown..?
Ryan: oh shit he's in it too? Well I can handle him. If you think about, if I’ve beaten people that have beaten him, then that makes me better than him, doesn't it?
Hank: I guess so...
Ryan: You should know this by now Hank, I am muthafuckin Ryan Blake! I don't stop at one guy, I’ll take down as many as I need to! I’m a fuckin hunter!
Hank: Oh, right what about him?
Ryan: Who?
Hank: Hunter..?
Ryan: Seriously!? Why did no one tell me that all these people in this match!? What the hell! What ever, I’m not afraid of him either, the dumb ass is trash. I’ve seen him in the ring and he's... just sloppy. I’m nothing like him, my moves, are all carefully planned. I give the crowd quality stuff. The best entertainment you'll find in Miles!
Hank: oh so you think Miles has talent?
Ryan: Huh?
Hank: Aaron Miles..?
Ryan: Are you kidding me Hank!? The new TV champ is in this too!? Oh well, him I actually don’t mind going up against him. He's not too bad, but I'd like to see him try to stop me from getting to that hardcore title. Why' he even in that match? He already has a damn title. Seth's just tossing out number one contender shots I guess, Jesus!
Hank: speaking of him, are you worried about him at all?
Ryan: wait what...?
Hank: you know, Jam Willy Jesus...?
Ryan: Fuck you Hank! Ok, fuck you. I am Ryan Blake and Ryan Blake is Ryan Blake and Ryan Bake doesn't loose against any non Ryan Blake person! Last week I told my opponent to just worry about me and not everyone else for once, but now this week the whole fucking roster is in my match anyway! But what ever, I don't care how many guys there are, I am going to toss every single one of their sorry asses over that top rope and then I will raise my signature Ryan Blake arms in victory!
Ryan takes off his signature Ryan Blake sunglasses and reveals another pair of signature Ryan Blake sunglasses under neath.
Ryan: This battle royal is mine, and so is the Hardcore title, because Ryan Blake said so! And Ryan Blake is mutha fuckin Ryan Blake, with his signature Ryan Blake self!
Ryan smiles at the camera.
Ryan: I am going to finally get another shot at the gold I deserve and it will be... Epic!
The signature Ryan Blake scene fades to black.
vs
Jam Willy Jesus vs Jonny Fly vs Vic vs Hunter vs Aaron Miles vs Switches the Clown
Scene I
The scene opens to Ryan and Odin, in one of Ryan's signature cars from the Ryan Blake signature car dealer. They're parked in a parking lot outside a ware house. Ryan is dressed normally in his signature Ryan Blake sunglasses and one of his signature outfits from the Ryan Blake signature clothing line of Ryan Blake signature outfits. But, Odin... not so much. He is dressed in very baggy sweat pants that are sagging below his ass, with a t-shirt that's three sizes too big for him that says “I <3 big booty bitches” on it. They sit and chat as Odin fills Ryan in...
Ryan: so what the fuck are we doing here outside a warehouse in this neighborhood?
Odin: What are you trying to say?
Ryan: I’m saying that this neighbor hood that we're in a really shitty place, with bad people in it.
Odin: Yo, don't be hatin' on my home-niggas like that dog.
Ryan slaps Odin in the face.
Ryan: Don't ever do that again. Please.
Odin: Right, sorry. I was just trying to blend in.
Ryan: What are we waiting for? This thing is going to make a mess of my trunk.
Odin: Relax, we're just waiting for the signal. Oh, here he is now.
A man comes out of the ware house, very sneakily. He peeks around the corner and then raises his arm and snaps his fingers twice.
Man: Is the dog in the cage?
Odin rolls down the window and yells back,
Odin: No, the giraffe is.
The man smiles, and waves them over to the door.
Odin: come on, quickly before he goes back in, pop the trunk.
Ryan reaches under the steering wheel and pushes the button which opens the trunk. Odin rushes out of the car and runs around to the trunk just as it opens. He reaches in and grabs hold of what seems to be a giraffe with cloth bag over it's head.
Odin: Come on! I got ya!
The giraffe stumbles out of the trunk as it extends it's legs and stands up.
Ryan: That's not obvious.
Odin: Shut up and help me!
Ryan goes over to Odin and help him guide the giraffe to the door of the ware house.
Man: Are you lil Mo?
Odin: No, I’m big daddy O.
Man: oh yea, right come on in.
The man let's Odin in with the massive giraffe which whacks it's head on the door way on it's way in. But Odin pats it a few times and it realizes what he's asking and ducks under it. Once Odin is in with the giraffe Ryan starts to walk in. The man stops him.
Man: Who are you?
Ryan: I’m um.... I’m shit. Oh I’m lil Mo.
Man: hmm... I don't know. You don’t look like lil Mo to me.
Ryan: I uh, had a growth spurt.
Man: Oh, ok go on in.
Ryan walks into the door and chuckles to himself.
Man: what an odd age to have a growth spurt.
Ryan continues into the building as he catches up to Odin. Odin is walking with all seriousness toward a specified destination that is unknown to Ryan. When they get to where ever it is they're heading they're greeted by another man.
Man: You here to sign up?
Odin: yea, we already are.
Man: Name?
Odin: Rocky.
Ryan: You named it!?
Odin: Hell yea! It took that punch to the face like a champ!
Ryan: It's a fucking giraffe!
Odin: and I’m fucking Odin Balfore!
Man: and I’m impatient! Get in there! Rocky's up next.
Odin: Ok, ok! Come on Ryan.
They enter the next door way which opens to a huge arena filled with people. It smells like a mixture between animal shit and body odor.
Ryan: What is this place?
Odin: the underground giraffe fighting ring.
Ryan: holy shit, this is huge man.
Odin: yea, our seats are over here.
Ryan and Odin walk towards where Odin pointed and they drag the giraffe along with them. When they get to their seats Ryan sits down and Odin sits next to him holding the giraffe beside him. They wait patiently for their name to be called as they watch the current match come to an end. One of the giraffes in the middle of the arena falls to the ground and everyone in the arena cheers. The giraffe that is still standing roars in victory and spits at the other giraffe. It then walks closer to it and tries to kick it while its down but the referee giraffe stops it and the crowd boos. Now as the two giraffes exit the arena the announcer says the next match will begin soon. Odin rushes up and grabs Rocky.
Odin: that’s us Ryan, lets go.
Ryan sighs and gets up. They make their way down the stairs to the center of the arena. As their walking down they see another giraffe coming down to the arena with its owner. As they enter the center of the arena the Rocky theme, “eye of the tiger” begins to blast throughout the arena and the crowd goes ballistic.
Odin: ok Rocky, this is it, this is what we have been training for.
Ryan: what are you talking about you old man, you just captured the thing yesterday!
Odin: shut up, he knows what I’m talking about. Right Rocky?
Just then the bell rings and the crowd goes crazy again. And as if nature, Rocky gallops into the ring, where the other giraffe already is, and kicks the other giraffe in the nuts. Which causes the other giraffe to instantly fall to the ground in a groaning pain. The crowd stands up and claps as Rocky looks around and smiles in an epic glory. Cameras begin to flash from every angle and Odin starts to jump with joy. Ryan just watches them with a smile.
Announcer: And your winner of the match and 1,000,000 dollars, Rocky!
Ryan: you dint tell me there was a million dollars on the line Odin, shit!
Odin: I didn't know there was!? We were supposed to be in an exhibition match for no money, but we just won the grand prize.
A guys gives Ryan a briefcase filled with the money.
Just the the crowd yells again, but this time in a panic. A man emerges from the curtain backstage.
Man: Hey you!!
He points to Ryan.
Man: Yea, you! You're not lil Mo this is!
Behind the man is lil Mo and he looks really pissed off.
Lil Mo: You holding my money bitch!
Odin: Ryan run!
Odin and Ryan make a run for it as Rocky stays back in the arena. The men pull out guns and shoot at Ryan and Odin, but Rocky protects them as he jumps in front of a bullet that was heading straight for Odin.
Odin: Rocky!! Nooo!!
Ryan: Odin, let's go!
Odin looks back at Rocky as they run out of the warehouse. When they make it outside they scurry toward the car dodging bullets. Ryan unlocks the car and looks back to see if they lost them, but the didn't and he takes one right to the chest. He goes down and grabs his chest.
Odin: Ryan, oh fuck!
Ryan hits the ground and Odin stops. He runs back to Ryan and kneels next to him.
Odin: We'll get you to a hospital, hang on bud.
Ryan gets to his feet and starts to laugh in relief. Ryan rips open his shirt revealing a bullet proof vest under neath.
Ryan: Good thing I’m wearing my signature Ryan Blake bullet proof vest! Now let's go!
Ryan starts to run but then Odin takes one to the chest.
Ryan: What are you kidding me!? Are you alright, come on keep moving man!
He helps Odin up and Odin rips open his shirt.
Odin: Good thing I’m wearing my signature Odin Balfore bullet proof....
You can see a piece of cardboard wrapped in nylon, strapped to Odin's chest with duct tape.
Odin: Son of a bitch, cheep ass Korean labor! I’m really shot!
They reach the car and the hop in, then drive off quickly.
Ryan: Let's get you to a hospital and then to a bank.
Ryan smiles and looks at Odin who is also smiling.
Odin: You're awesome. You were amazing back there, you saved both of our lives.
Ryan: Come on man, you know I’m the hero.
Odin: I know but that was great. You really kicked ass, the way you took that case and ran, it was like you were fucking Indiana Jones! That was crazy, that was, well that was hardcore!
Ryan: Good, maybe that will prove a point in my match this week.
They laugh hysterically.
Ryan: seriously.
They stop at a red light and Odin sits in the passenger seat bleeding.
Ryan: Aw man! My signature Ryan Blake leather interior!
Odin: Oh, I’m so sorry, but my signature Odin Balfore blood is getting everywhere!
Ryan: reach into my signature Ryan Blake glove compartment. There's a signature Ryan Blake first aid kit in there.
Odin opens it up and takes out the first aid kit that has Ryan's face on it.
Ryan: use the signature Ryan Blake tweezers to takeout the non Ryan Blake bullet and then plug the wound with some signature Ryan Blake gauze.
The signature Ryan Blake scene fades to black as Odin juggles the first aid kit items and they drive off into the distance.
Scene II
The scene opens to Ryan backstage with Hank Brown.
Hank: Hello ladies and gentlemen, I’m here with a former WCF TV champion, Ryan Blake. Ryan tell me your thoughts on you match tonight.
Ryan: well I know its a number one contender match for the Hardcore championship.
Hank: Well what do you think of some of your opponents like Jonny Fly and Vic who you've faced before?
Ryan: Well you just said it Hank, I’ve faced them already. I’ve learned my mistakes from Fly already and Vic, well I can handle Vic. Fly might be a bit of a challenge but Vic is just a clown!
Hank: right what about him?
Ryan: Who?
Hank: Switches the Clown..?
Ryan: oh shit he's in it too? Well I can handle him. If you think about, if I’ve beaten people that have beaten him, then that makes me better than him, doesn't it?
Hank: I guess so...
Ryan: You should know this by now Hank, I am muthafuckin Ryan Blake! I don't stop at one guy, I’ll take down as many as I need to! I’m a fuckin hunter!
Hank: Oh, right what about him?
Ryan: Who?
Hank: Hunter..?
Ryan: Seriously!? Why did no one tell me that all these people in this match!? What the hell! What ever, I’m not afraid of him either, the dumb ass is trash. I’ve seen him in the ring and he's... just sloppy. I’m nothing like him, my moves, are all carefully planned. I give the crowd quality stuff. The best entertainment you'll find in Miles!
Hank: oh so you think Miles has talent?
Ryan: Huh?
Hank: Aaron Miles..?
Ryan: Are you kidding me Hank!? The new TV champ is in this too!? Oh well, him I actually don’t mind going up against him. He's not too bad, but I'd like to see him try to stop me from getting to that hardcore title. Why' he even in that match? He already has a damn title. Seth's just tossing out number one contender shots I guess, Jesus!
Hank: speaking of him, are you worried about him at all?
Ryan: wait what...?
Hank: you know, Jam Willy Jesus...?
Ryan: Fuck you Hank! Ok, fuck you. I am Ryan Blake and Ryan Blake is Ryan Blake and Ryan Bake doesn't loose against any non Ryan Blake person! Last week I told my opponent to just worry about me and not everyone else for once, but now this week the whole fucking roster is in my match anyway! But what ever, I don't care how many guys there are, I am going to toss every single one of their sorry asses over that top rope and then I will raise my signature Ryan Blake arms in victory!
Ryan takes off his signature Ryan Blake sunglasses and reveals another pair of signature Ryan Blake sunglasses under neath.
Ryan: This battle royal is mine, and so is the Hardcore title, because Ryan Blake said so! And Ryan Blake is mutha fuckin Ryan Blake, with his signature Ryan Blake self!
Ryan smiles at the camera.
Ryan: I am going to finally get another shot at the gold I deserve and it will be... Epic!
The signature Ryan Blake scene fades to black.
