Post by Doc Henry on Dec 11, 2011 17:23:38 GMT -5
Doc Henry is in his locker room, drying his hair. We see him from mid thigh up, and he is nude, well with Mary's head in the way we can assume he's nude. "I tell ya dear, I just have to laugh. I saw Day's comments. That boy is more delusional than I thought. First, he gives us this history lesson about his grandfather, and I just have to question how much it is an exaggeration. First he is referred to as a Sargent... What the fuck is a Sargent?? I wonder if he means Sergeant? A valid rank in armies. Then I thought he nights meant a cop, with the whole badge and uniform thing. As the story progresses, we learn his granddaddy went to college and then died serving the Navy at Pearl Harbor... Wait, WHAT?
Dude, I think your Grammy was blowing his career outta proportion, because none of that makes sense. Now, all this headache trying to decipher the actual facts was worth what? I mean come on Day, what the fuck does any of that have to do with a wrestling match???"
Doc leans his head back and sighs contentedly. "Obviously D-Day has a fetish for history, but apparently he doesn't check his 'facts'.
Fact one... 'the only one of that two that has been successful in the single division is Reb'. What are you smoking? Yes, Johnny has had 3 World Title reigns. Yes he won WAR. Your forgetting me there skippy, I'm a former two time WCF TV Champion, former US Champion, and the reigning Confederate Champion. Double check your shit next time son.
Fact two... 'these two sure makes a good team, but with all of the conflict that has been happening between those two I don't think they will be on the same page'. Day, you don't worry about me and Reb, because this may turn into a game of one upsmanship between us. When that happens, well, don't take it personally when we demolish you.
Yes, you have held the World title, which I haven't, congratulations, do you want a nuk to suck on? You are one of those little squeaky clean cut guys that management likes. The type of yes man that gets rewarded for kissing ass. I'm sorry I don't kiss any ass, I say what I want and I do what I want. Now sure that has kept me from a World Title shot, I'm not denying that. You think your the only one to be a one man tag team? Does everyone but me forget when I WAS the New Confederacy? Does everyone forget how, when Johnny Reb disappeared because his bitch ass couldn't take a loss, that I went out there week to week and kicked ass? Where was he? Down in dirty Mexico on the receiving end of filthy anal sex. D-Day, I have been in the upper echelons o talent here since I arrived. Consistently putting in show stealing performances, for three straight years, each of my War appearances, I've put in a top performance. Let's not forget that I am currently the longest reigning WCF Champion. Now I know what your gonna say, 'it's a fake title'. No it's legitimate, and every person who claims otherwise is just a Butthurt because they do not meet the requirements to challenge for it. Go ahead, bring what the Lord gave ya, because your not winning tonight. After our win, go back to Illinois and ask your dear sweet Grammy to tell you the fucking truth, your granddad died at Pearl Harbor with his bunk mate's cock in his mouth."
As the camera closes in on Doc's face, a look of absolute pleasure comes over him as he shoots his load deep in his wife's mouth. Standing up, she smiles at him as she wipes the corner of her mouth. Turning, she forces the camera out of the locker room. "Now, suga, Doc has some pre-match preparations to attend to..." Smiling she slams the door in the cameras 'face' as it fades to static...
Dude, I think your Grammy was blowing his career outta proportion, because none of that makes sense. Now, all this headache trying to decipher the actual facts was worth what? I mean come on Day, what the fuck does any of that have to do with a wrestling match???" Doc leans his head back and sighs contentedly. "Obviously D-Day has a fetish for history, but apparently he doesn't check his 'facts'.
Fact one... 'the only one of that two that has been successful in the single division is Reb'. What are you smoking? Yes, Johnny has had 3 World Title reigns. Yes he won WAR. Your forgetting me there skippy, I'm a former two time WCF TV Champion, former US Champion, and the reigning Confederate Champion. Double check your shit next time son.
Fact two... 'these two sure makes a good team, but with all of the conflict that has been happening between those two I don't think they will be on the same page'. Day, you don't worry about me and Reb, because this may turn into a game of one upsmanship between us. When that happens, well, don't take it personally when we demolish you.
Yes, you have held the World title, which I haven't, congratulations, do you want a nuk to suck on? You are one of those little squeaky clean cut guys that management likes. The type of yes man that gets rewarded for kissing ass. I'm sorry I don't kiss any ass, I say what I want and I do what I want. Now sure that has kept me from a World Title shot, I'm not denying that. You think your the only one to be a one man tag team? Does everyone but me forget when I WAS the New Confederacy? Does everyone forget how, when Johnny Reb disappeared because his bitch ass couldn't take a loss, that I went out there week to week and kicked ass? Where was he? Down in dirty Mexico on the receiving end of filthy anal sex. D-Day, I have been in the upper echelons o talent here since I arrived. Consistently putting in show stealing performances, for three straight years, each of my War appearances, I've put in a top performance. Let's not forget that I am currently the longest reigning WCF Champion. Now I know what your gonna say, 'it's a fake title'. No it's legitimate, and every person who claims otherwise is just a Butthurt because they do not meet the requirements to challenge for it. Go ahead, bring what the Lord gave ya, because your not winning tonight. After our win, go back to Illinois and ask your dear sweet Grammy to tell you the fucking truth, your granddad died at Pearl Harbor with his bunk mate's cock in his mouth."
As the camera closes in on Doc's face, a look of absolute pleasure comes over him as he shoots his load deep in his wife's mouth. Standing up, she smiles at him as she wipes the corner of her mouth. Turning, she forces the camera out of the locker room. "Now, suga, Doc has some pre-match preparations to attend to..." Smiling she slams the door in the cameras 'face' as it fades to static...
