Post by FPV on Dec 11, 2011 15:39:53 GMT -5
2:30 am, Sunday morning, The Hank Brown residence. Inside the master bedroom, lays Mr. and Mrs. Hank Brown side by side. While Mrs. Brown is fast asleep and dreaming of strawberrys and new clothes, Mr. Hank Brown is not as lucky. For the second time tonight, he wakes up to drink some water. As he swallows the last gulp of water, he quickly takes a glance at the mirror and stares at his reflection with a look of indifference before trudging back to bed, back into his own personal hell.
My friends...he is about to enter...
THE NIGHTMARE REALM
It is daytime on the Sunday of December 11th. Slam is today, and the crowd is all up in a hubbab over the various plot lines that have surfaced, both on-screen and off. Hank Browns job is not to help cultivate rumours of any unsavory kind, just to get answers. In his pristine office, the door is wide open as he swings in his rolling chair a few times out of boredom. As he looks out the window to the outside hall, he notices one of the camera boys, Peter, who regularly comes to film his interviews. Hank waves out to Peter.
Hank: Hey Pete, how's it going?
Even though Peter looks directly at Hank through the window, he shows no response to Hank's kind greeting. Instead he ignores him and keeps on walking.
Hank: (thinking) That's weird he never ignores me like this. Maybe he's just really busy I guess. And I don't know why...but I feel really hungry right now. But I just ate a whole goddamned turkey club sandwhich. I guess I'll just get something out of the vending machine.
Hank then gets up out of his chair and proceeds to stroll down the hallway to the vending machine all the way at the end. On the way over there, he notices that everyone else is walking the opposite direction he's going, all with blank faces, all looking straight ahead, not once ever paying Hank any attention. He is getting more and more creeped out as this continues. Once he finally reaches the vending machine, there are no more people anywhere but him. He looks at the snacks he can choose from, eventually going for a bag of Lays potatoe chips. He pays for the snack and presses the appropriate button combination on the machine, he watches the spiral swirl brings the chip bag down. However, as he puts his hand throught the lid to get it, the lid get stuck, keeping it closed. Hank, obviously peeved about this, pushes harder, still the lid stays stuck. On the verge of rage, Hank kicks the lid, breaking open and sucking Hank Browns entire body into the machine within 5 seconds.
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Hank wakes up to a blur, as he surveys his surroundings, the situation becomes apparent quickly.
Hank: Holy FUCK I'M IN A VENDING MACHINE!
Hank Brown has found that he has shrunk to a mouses size, and it trapped inside the same veding machine he just kicked in. He tries to get away, until the remembers that the spiral is keeping him there. However, when he sees the figure that is down the hall, he is filled with nothing but horrifiying terror.
Vic walks closer to the machine, dollar bills in hand, ready to purchase Hank Brown.
Hank turns around and notices that there are no snacks in the machine, but all the WCF wrestlers the Vic will face today. Jam Willy Jesus, Aaron Miles, and everyone else is passed out and ready to get eaten. Vic has now reached the machine, and looks at Brown, who is still trying to escape.
Vic: Well well well, look what the cat threw up, long time no see there buddy boy, how's it been?
Hank tries his best to ignore Vic, only irrating him further.
Vic: So, I guess you're just going to ignore me eh? I guess all those people ignoring you back there got you into the voiceless mood today. Oh well, I'll still get my point across.
Vic inserts a dollar into the machine and presses some buttons. All of a sudden Aaron Miles comes crashing out of his spiral and onto the bottom of the machine. Vic reaches inside and grabs him. He looks at Aaron for a while, and then looks back at Brown.
Vic: So this is the big bad Television champion? Looks more like an attention whore then anything else to me. No matter, he'll just end up like all the rest...
Quickly Vic shoves Aaron into his mouth and chews him up before swallowing him in one gulp.
Vic: ...dead.
Vic then puts another dollar in and hits some different buttons. This time Switches the Clown comes out. Vic takes him out and studies him, then begins laughing.
Vic: So this is what they're passing off as evil today? PLEASE! My parents got a clown to do my brithday, that clown and my parents both ended up with broken teeth that year.
Just as he did with Aaron, Vic puts Switches in his mouth and chews him, only to spit him out at the last minute, leaving his chwed up remains to slide down the vending machine window.
Vic: GAH! Motherfucker almost broke my teeth! That's the last time I'm ever eating clown again. Well, I guess I'll just skip straight onto the dessert.
Hank knew that this meant him, as he tried even harder now to loosen himself from the spiral.
Vic puts the dollar in.
Hank shakes harder.
Vic pushes the buttons.
Hank starts to breath hard.
The spiral starts going.
The entire world slows down.
Hank tries to free himslf.
The spiral moves in closer.
Vic looks on with hungry eyes through Switches corpse.
Hank falls down.
Vic reaches inside.
He grabs hank out of the machine, looking a him with even hungrier eyes.
He opens his mouth.
And puts Hank in.
My friends...he is about to enter...
THE NIGHTMARE REALM
It is daytime on the Sunday of December 11th. Slam is today, and the crowd is all up in a hubbab over the various plot lines that have surfaced, both on-screen and off. Hank Browns job is not to help cultivate rumours of any unsavory kind, just to get answers. In his pristine office, the door is wide open as he swings in his rolling chair a few times out of boredom. As he looks out the window to the outside hall, he notices one of the camera boys, Peter, who regularly comes to film his interviews. Hank waves out to Peter.
Hank: Hey Pete, how's it going?
Even though Peter looks directly at Hank through the window, he shows no response to Hank's kind greeting. Instead he ignores him and keeps on walking.
Hank: (thinking) That's weird he never ignores me like this. Maybe he's just really busy I guess. And I don't know why...but I feel really hungry right now. But I just ate a whole goddamned turkey club sandwhich. I guess I'll just get something out of the vending machine.
Hank then gets up out of his chair and proceeds to stroll down the hallway to the vending machine all the way at the end. On the way over there, he notices that everyone else is walking the opposite direction he's going, all with blank faces, all looking straight ahead, not once ever paying Hank any attention. He is getting more and more creeped out as this continues. Once he finally reaches the vending machine, there are no more people anywhere but him. He looks at the snacks he can choose from, eventually going for a bag of Lays potatoe chips. He pays for the snack and presses the appropriate button combination on the machine, he watches the spiral swirl brings the chip bag down. However, as he puts his hand throught the lid to get it, the lid get stuck, keeping it closed. Hank, obviously peeved about this, pushes harder, still the lid stays stuck. On the verge of rage, Hank kicks the lid, breaking open and sucking Hank Browns entire body into the machine within 5 seconds.
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Hank wakes up to a blur, as he surveys his surroundings, the situation becomes apparent quickly.
Hank: Holy FUCK I'M IN A VENDING MACHINE!
Hank Brown has found that he has shrunk to a mouses size, and it trapped inside the same veding machine he just kicked in. He tries to get away, until the remembers that the spiral is keeping him there. However, when he sees the figure that is down the hall, he is filled with nothing but horrifiying terror.
Vic walks closer to the machine, dollar bills in hand, ready to purchase Hank Brown.
Hank turns around and notices that there are no snacks in the machine, but all the WCF wrestlers the Vic will face today. Jam Willy Jesus, Aaron Miles, and everyone else is passed out and ready to get eaten. Vic has now reached the machine, and looks at Brown, who is still trying to escape.
Vic: Well well well, look what the cat threw up, long time no see there buddy boy, how's it been?
Hank tries his best to ignore Vic, only irrating him further.
Vic: So, I guess you're just going to ignore me eh? I guess all those people ignoring you back there got you into the voiceless mood today. Oh well, I'll still get my point across.
Vic inserts a dollar into the machine and presses some buttons. All of a sudden Aaron Miles comes crashing out of his spiral and onto the bottom of the machine. Vic reaches inside and grabs him. He looks at Aaron for a while, and then looks back at Brown.
Vic: So this is the big bad Television champion? Looks more like an attention whore then anything else to me. No matter, he'll just end up like all the rest...
Quickly Vic shoves Aaron into his mouth and chews him up before swallowing him in one gulp.
Vic: ...dead.
Vic then puts another dollar in and hits some different buttons. This time Switches the Clown comes out. Vic takes him out and studies him, then begins laughing.
Vic: So this is what they're passing off as evil today? PLEASE! My parents got a clown to do my brithday, that clown and my parents both ended up with broken teeth that year.
Just as he did with Aaron, Vic puts Switches in his mouth and chews him, only to spit him out at the last minute, leaving his chwed up remains to slide down the vending machine window.
Vic: GAH! Motherfucker almost broke my teeth! That's the last time I'm ever eating clown again. Well, I guess I'll just skip straight onto the dessert.
Hank knew that this meant him, as he tried even harder now to loosen himself from the spiral.
Vic puts the dollar in.
Hank shakes harder.
Vic pushes the buttons.
Hank starts to breath hard.
The spiral starts going.
The entire world slows down.
Hank tries to free himslf.
The spiral moves in closer.
Vic looks on with hungry eyes through Switches corpse.
Hank falls down.
Vic reaches inside.
He grabs hank out of the machine, looking a him with even hungrier eyes.
He opens his mouth.
And puts Hank in.
