Post by bigtimejerks on Dec 10, 2011 4:27:14 GMT -5
Scene-Jackson, Mississippi
The scene opens up on a very lovely Plantation home. The cameras fade in and you see Gator, Adam Young and Hunter sitting in rocking chairs sipping on what looks like Sweet Tea.
Adam-Its always funny watching all those damn idiot yankees up there in what is the so called WCF terriorty trying to make us Sons of the south fight each other. Well Lerch you muffed up this week didn't ya. My charge right here is in a stupid battle royal to get to fight at One for the Hardcore championship. Come on Lerch you got guys like Switches the Clown, Jam Willy Jesus, Ryan Blake, Jonny Fly and Aaron Miles going to try and do battle with no rule but you have to be thrown over the top rope and both feet hit the ground. Wow Lerch that sounds real intresting. I can't do it Hunter just rip'em.
Hunter-You know growing up down here you learn real early to depend on family and nobody else. I think its time to let the cat out of the bag, Adam's my cousin. My last name is Young and Gator is our uncle. This right here is better than anything going in WCF today. We don't have to look over our shoulders to see who is trying to take our spot, we have back up everytime. Hell if we need it we got a murder of family who'll drop everything on a dime and fly in on the next jet airliner to help. See we beleave in blood before all else. This week on SLAM I'll be carrying the family name into that battle royal. I may or I may not win a shot to fight for the Hardcore championship. Thats not our mission, our mission is to bring back the WCF World tag team titles back to the Young family for a thrid time. We are sick of those straps being away from our family. Hell if we have to we'll just show up at WCF headquarters, you know that little shop behind Geno's Steak shop, and take the damn things cause theres not a damn thing you boys can do about it. We run under our own rules and we beleave in drinking it up and whoopin some ass.
Gator-See these boys right here I've been apart of their upbringing since they where knee high to a grasshopper. I will kill for these boys, hell I'll kill for anybody in my family. So Lerch if you don't get your shit straight for One we're just going to have to straight it our for ya. We are the South and we are takeing it all back.
Hunter-So it shall be written and so it shall be done.
Adam-Oh and for all you wannabe Steven Kings out there you better learn to write better scripts cause your bull shit about being these big badass mother fuckers aint flying with us down here. You just step on up and go toe to toe with some real men. We shall see who are men and who's a pretender. Get off your mom's couch and get a real fucking life. Now excuse us we got some Mash to get to drinking.
The scene opens up on a very lovely Plantation home. The cameras fade in and you see Gator, Adam Young and Hunter sitting in rocking chairs sipping on what looks like Sweet Tea.
Adam-Its always funny watching all those damn idiot yankees up there in what is the so called WCF terriorty trying to make us Sons of the south fight each other. Well Lerch you muffed up this week didn't ya. My charge right here is in a stupid battle royal to get to fight at One for the Hardcore championship. Come on Lerch you got guys like Switches the Clown, Jam Willy Jesus, Ryan Blake, Jonny Fly and Aaron Miles going to try and do battle with no rule but you have to be thrown over the top rope and both feet hit the ground. Wow Lerch that sounds real intresting. I can't do it Hunter just rip'em.
Hunter-You know growing up down here you learn real early to depend on family and nobody else. I think its time to let the cat out of the bag, Adam's my cousin. My last name is Young and Gator is our uncle. This right here is better than anything going in WCF today. We don't have to look over our shoulders to see who is trying to take our spot, we have back up everytime. Hell if we need it we got a murder of family who'll drop everything on a dime and fly in on the next jet airliner to help. See we beleave in blood before all else. This week on SLAM I'll be carrying the family name into that battle royal. I may or I may not win a shot to fight for the Hardcore championship. Thats not our mission, our mission is to bring back the WCF World tag team titles back to the Young family for a thrid time. We are sick of those straps being away from our family. Hell if we have to we'll just show up at WCF headquarters, you know that little shop behind Geno's Steak shop, and take the damn things cause theres not a damn thing you boys can do about it. We run under our own rules and we beleave in drinking it up and whoopin some ass.
Gator-See these boys right here I've been apart of their upbringing since they where knee high to a grasshopper. I will kill for these boys, hell I'll kill for anybody in my family. So Lerch if you don't get your shit straight for One we're just going to have to straight it our for ya. We are the South and we are takeing it all back.
Hunter-So it shall be written and so it shall be done.
Adam-Oh and for all you wannabe Steven Kings out there you better learn to write better scripts cause your bull shit about being these big badass mother fuckers aint flying with us down here. You just step on up and go toe to toe with some real men. We shall see who are men and who's a pretender. Get off your mom's couch and get a real fucking life. Now excuse us we got some Mash to get to drinking.
