Post by Corey Black on Dec 4, 2011 18:00:23 GMT -5
Corey Black, standing alone in his WCF Arena locker room. It’s a lot better looking that everyone else’s locker room.
Corey Black
Oh Ryan Blake, you ‘epic’ douchebag, I thought you’d try this. In the game of one-ups, it appears as if you played your hand too early, considering the circumstances. But, that’s how you are, isn’t it? A liar, cheater, and general snake in the grass. I am going to take great pleasure in rearranging your facial features in a few short hours, maybe then you will be the one to learn some manners. Doing your best to make sure you opponent has no time to prepare before the match is a scummy thing to do. I’m on to your game, and I’m going to beat you at it.
See, in this match, it’s about proving you wrong. You don’t think you’re a mid-card jobber, and you don’t think I should be at the top. Well, the clear issue we have will be resolved. You got the pin over me, yes, there’s no denying it. But, I can deny YOU actually BEAT ME. Pinning someone when they’re already down and beating someone are two different things. You didn’t prove jack, Ryan. Tonight, I shut your mouth and move on to those ‘bigger and better’ things. I’d say you’re nothing more than a stepping stone, but even that is giving you far too much credit. You’re the ball hair on the nutsack of WCF, just waiting to be manscaped. The worst kind of people this place has now begins and ends with Ryan Blake. Run your mouth, can’t back it up. Barking up the wrong tree, enter another cliché here.
When I’m through with you, and leave you laying in a pool of your own blood, piss, crap, and vomit, you will remember the day you said you respected me in WCF, yet didn’t show me respect in UWA. Career suicide. You were destined for great things before you fucked with a guy like Corey Black. Your buddy Odin can’t even save you, because I’ve beaten his big ass FAIRLY. You’re a prick, Ryan. A prick and a criminal. A low-life ciminal, and I have something that will take care of you and your kind.
Corey’s arm raises… MOTHERFUCKIN’ IRON MAN MISSILE LAUNCHER TOY!
Corey Black
What now, cunt?
I’ll use this lethal weapon if I have to, criminal! Then I’ll go hunt dragons and lepers, fighting vampires and Roy Speedes…. I mean werewolves along the way, because I am a fucking pimp, and you are lame. On my quest, I’ll find a hooker in the forest, and she will become part of my party. She’ll have the power of vaginal tenticles to aid me in my quest, because who fucks with a chick that has an octogina? I sure as shit wouldn’t. She’ll also know where to find the Ice Wizard, an all powerful magician with the power to shoot fire. Why is he called the Ice Wizard if he can shoot fire?
He’s one cold son of a bitch, that’s why.
The Ice Wizard will lead us on a magical journey across Hyrule to Death Mountain, a volcano I will climb because inside rests The Golden Gummy Bears. If you eat one, you will be granted the power of invisibility. Also resting in Death Mountain is a stripper zombie horde. I can easily dispose of them with my missile launcher, and then I will cloak myself and fuck your mother, Ryan Blake, because you are a piece of shit.
Fade.
(OOC: Stupid coding...)
Corey Black
Oh Ryan Blake, you ‘epic’ douchebag, I thought you’d try this. In the game of one-ups, it appears as if you played your hand too early, considering the circumstances. But, that’s how you are, isn’t it? A liar, cheater, and general snake in the grass. I am going to take great pleasure in rearranging your facial features in a few short hours, maybe then you will be the one to learn some manners. Doing your best to make sure you opponent has no time to prepare before the match is a scummy thing to do. I’m on to your game, and I’m going to beat you at it.
See, in this match, it’s about proving you wrong. You don’t think you’re a mid-card jobber, and you don’t think I should be at the top. Well, the clear issue we have will be resolved. You got the pin over me, yes, there’s no denying it. But, I can deny YOU actually BEAT ME. Pinning someone when they’re already down and beating someone are two different things. You didn’t prove jack, Ryan. Tonight, I shut your mouth and move on to those ‘bigger and better’ things. I’d say you’re nothing more than a stepping stone, but even that is giving you far too much credit. You’re the ball hair on the nutsack of WCF, just waiting to be manscaped. The worst kind of people this place has now begins and ends with Ryan Blake. Run your mouth, can’t back it up. Barking up the wrong tree, enter another cliché here.
When I’m through with you, and leave you laying in a pool of your own blood, piss, crap, and vomit, you will remember the day you said you respected me in WCF, yet didn’t show me respect in UWA. Career suicide. You were destined for great things before you fucked with a guy like Corey Black. Your buddy Odin can’t even save you, because I’ve beaten his big ass FAIRLY. You’re a prick, Ryan. A prick and a criminal. A low-life ciminal, and I have something that will take care of you and your kind.
Corey’s arm raises… MOTHERFUCKIN’ IRON MAN MISSILE LAUNCHER TOY!
Corey Black
What now, cunt?
I’ll use this lethal weapon if I have to, criminal! Then I’ll go hunt dragons and lepers, fighting vampires and Roy Speedes…. I mean werewolves along the way, because I am a fucking pimp, and you are lame. On my quest, I’ll find a hooker in the forest, and she will become part of my party. She’ll have the power of vaginal tenticles to aid me in my quest, because who fucks with a chick that has an octogina? I sure as shit wouldn’t. She’ll also know where to find the Ice Wizard, an all powerful magician with the power to shoot fire. Why is he called the Ice Wizard if he can shoot fire?
He’s one cold son of a bitch, that’s why.
The Ice Wizard will lead us on a magical journey across Hyrule to Death Mountain, a volcano I will climb because inside rests The Golden Gummy Bears. If you eat one, you will be granted the power of invisibility. Also resting in Death Mountain is a stripper zombie horde. I can easily dispose of them with my missile launcher, and then I will cloak myself and fuck your mother, Ryan Blake, because you are a piece of shit.
Fade.
(OOC: Stupid coding...)
