Post by Odin Balfore on Nov 27, 2011 16:53:41 GMT -5
“ Kings of Nothing “
RP1
WCF- Aftermath
Main Event
Tag Match
Black / Balfore
vs.
The New Confederacy
_______________________________
Scene One - Re focused
( A MONOLOGUE )
The world will be looking at this super show like it really holds cannon to WCF, which it does but its place is separate from Odin Balfore’s role in WCF. That was a collaboration, this is continuality. The world is so focused on The teaming of two mid card talents who have reformed into the mediocre shit stain onto the world that they are that they over look the ungodly teaming of Odin Balfore and Corey Black. That’s what this is really about- or at least what it was about. The world wanted to see the two men that took WCF from its two months rebellion and pit it against the man who tried to erase all that, who was afraid of all that and rip him limb from stubby limb but they don’t get that. The fans get depraved of it because Seth’s too afraid he’ll chip a nail or get his brown nose broken- the shame.
Now the world gets to watch Balfore and Black, two of WCF’s top talents in an over rated, over hyped squash match. The world was out of focus but leave it to Balfore and Black to re-align the sights because friend or foe.. WCF needs Odin Balfore and Corey Black.
______________________________
Scene Two - Country Kitchen
* The scene opens up to Country Kitchen Buffet to a large stack of dishes and the top of a graying blonde head of hair. The stacks very tall, ten or twelve plates in stacks of two with three started off to the side to start the third. Its obvious the man behind these plates is very tall an as the camera leans over the stack its very apparent that its Odin Balfore, stuffing his face with an assortment of food. Odin looks up with BBQ sauce on his face and fingers as he smiles before taking a sip from a pitcher of mountain dew. Odin gets a sip, then a big sip before long, nearly half the pitcher is gone an with a proud and glorious sigh he lets out a loud burg and pounds on his chest. *
Odin - Excuses me WCF, I’m a bit of a glutton. At my size and weight though, I’m sure you can understand. I’m here at Country Kitchen buffet where for a steal a man like me can pay a very modest price and get a more then satisfying meal; all I have to do is be considerate of others. I come in when ever I want, stay as long as I want, pitch a good tip an I get to leave; on top of that I sign a few scraps of merch an its good business all the way around. Sounds kind of familiar doesn’t it? Come on, doesn’t it? Yeah, you know it does WCF.
I come in, eat my way through the talent, be mindful of the other titles, let the other guys feel like their contributing to the success and longevity to the company, get a good salary, make a few public appearances an I’m set. Its enough to make another man jealous or have I struck too many nerves as it Johnny? Hell I’m sure I have so what’s another? On top of me taking “ your “ title an I mean in the loosest sense possible, kinda like the three dollar whore last night was my “ wife” or rather, your wife. Everything you say Reb, is very subjective. For instance, your title reign, your importance to the company, your main event status, your hall of fame status because for all of it you have that albatross just bringing you down faster then I go through chocolate cake.
Some how Seth get himself taken out of the match because Doc Henry duped the two of you into some bullshit clause where he can subject your team into what ever he wants just because he feels like it an I’d give him credit because if there’s one thing he’s mildly good it, it’s the only thing he’s mildly good at and that’s just being a prick. Funny thing is Johnny, he’s the biggest prick to you an for all your little accolades and name drooping, you haven’t gotten rid of him. The fact that your more concerned with me taking back what was originally mine in the first place more so then this torn in your side is that if I stay where I am long enough, you’ll just begin to tolerate me but where as that Might be good enough for Doc, it ain’t good enough for me.
You keep bitching too about your title, how I have your title, how you’ll get vengeance for me taking it and then everyone with in ear shot becomes a stroke victim because all your damn promos are as follows:
“ I hate Doc Henry”
“ I hate Odin Balfore”
“ I’m not a mid carder.. “
“ rabble, rabble rabble.. “
You just keep arguing against the truth of the matter. For as great as you are, you can’t beat a man whose career thrives off of you, whose record is forty nine percent at best in Doc Henry- you’ve never been the rightful WCF champion after me an being so doesn’t make a you a main eventer by any means. In fact, your pride and joy of tag team glory with the LOWEST mid carder, Doc Henry makes you the SECOND lowest mid carder in the talent pool. I said it before Reb an I’ll say it again:
You were the guy that put me back over. You were the fall guy because Seth needed a main event for WAR an for Helloween. If I had won WAR, were the hell would you be? No where. You where you are in WCF, thanks to me.
So you are very welcome Mr. Reb for my very existence in WCF giving you purpose outside being the whipping boy for Doc Henry. As for you wanting to get your hands on me at Aftermath, good luck because I got a much larger reach then you do an a much bigger mean streak.
Excuse me a moment.
* Odin gets up as the camera follows him as he goes up for his twenty-ninth plate of food. He browses the island bars and lines as the cameras stay right there with him. *
Odin: Lets keep with that though, Aftermath. The big question is “ can Odin an CD co-exist in that ring together?” an the answer is sorta kinda. What CD said to me is what I’ll say to him; if you get in my way, I’ll drop you on your skull. That being said, if we can stay out of each others way, this match will be brutal. It’ll be brutal because where as The New Confederacy will be on that un easy alliance ground because Reb truly can’t trust Henry; It’ll be a pissing contest between CD an I. We are the core of the few months when it was chaos, we keep this place going. Reb was away an Doc was off doing god knows what. We have a bit of pent of frustration over that an smashing up Seth’s car didn’t really do the trick. Unfortunately Seth’s not here for us to mangle so I guess the “ best “ tag team from Seth’s reign verse the most unexpected team of the century is a good way to settle a blood feud.
You kinda threw yourself into this one didn’t ya Johnny? You’re all excited, you mean something again. This is the chance to prove that you’re a somebody but sadly its not, you can’t and you never will. You have Doc by your side again an once again you’re only main eventing because I exist an I exist to make sure guys like you know your place.
* Odin tops his plate off as he nods to the camera to sit back down an after a moment Odin situates himself and gets back to talking. *
That being said, this pissing contest between CD an I is just going to be who make you an Doc stay down the longest. Will it be a my Mark, Ragnarock, maybe the BMF’er combo, maybe one of CD’s finishers. Perhaps we’ll just beat the ever loving shit out of the both of ya’s for running your mouths and thinking that you could handle something the likes of which WCF hasn’t seen before.
Was that cliché number seven? AM I getting too far ahead of myself? Lets analyze this the way every talent ever in WCF would. You all think CD is this huge think, anyone who can lists him as an accomplishment, yet mines the only one that mattered because I actually retired his ass but like every good wrestler, they don’t tend to stay that way. He’s done all this great stuff, he’s feared, respected an tough as nails and you think your free bird asses are going to walk into Aftermath with a late substitution with an uneasy feeling are going to stop that? The mans pissed off, he’s ready to kill you but Odin Balfore’s the asshole?
Good eye, huh.. Good eye.. Odin Balfore IS an asshole because like it or not, I’ve stopped you and shut you up every step of the way but you show me how a real WCF champion does things an I’ll one up you again because a real wrestling champion leaves no stone unturned and fights with out honor because with everyone gunning for him he’s gotta think on his own, which I have an proved that I’ve been out thinking you for months now. I have no honor, Johnny, why start now?
I’ll lace your boots when your fit to compete in the ring with me a true main eventer in this or any other companies standards but you can’t do that so I suggest you have yourself another keyfabe coke an shut the fuck up. As far as CD having my back, I’m not worried because its carnage that we’re concerned with. Its pride that we’re concerd with an to take me out is to mess with that because we’re affect equally from Seth an we both have damage to cause so you of all people shouldn’t be worried about if my backs taken care of, its yours because from where I’m sitting, even here at The Country Kitchen Buffet, your fronts not looking so good because you have to of WCFs best champions ready to rip your rib cage open and shit all over your heart. So really this week is just like any other week. it’s the week where Johnny Reb feels important due to others accomplishments.
* Odin eats a bit of his plate and drinks down some Mountain dew before wiping his mouth with his forearm. *
Odin: After this match Jonhhy, Doc.. You’ll both go back to being nothing where as the Balfore, Black alliance will be stronger then ever because it takes more then the likes of you two to tarnish what we’ve accomplished both separately or together an this match is the start of something bigger then what either one of you could have imagined. As CD said before, the bells will be tolling for you and we’ll be the ones to bury you an under our feet will be the Seth Lerch regime where guys like you are the favorites when in reality you’re the kings of nothing an at aftermath we’ll make sure that’s official because no mater what happens Johnny.. I’m still the champion and your still the king of nothing.. An that’s a fate that only I can give you because when this is over.. Our business in that ring together will be history.. Much your time with my title.. It will have meant nothing… and this beating that we’re going to give you an Doc will be your crowning .
So I have spoken, so it shall come to pass.
* Odin gets back to eating as the camera fades out on this gluttonous similarity. *
~FINN
RP1
WCF- Aftermath
Main Event
Tag Match
Black / Balfore
vs.
The New Confederacy
_______________________________
Scene One - Re focused
( A MONOLOGUE )
The world will be looking at this super show like it really holds cannon to WCF, which it does but its place is separate from Odin Balfore’s role in WCF. That was a collaboration, this is continuality. The world is so focused on The teaming of two mid card talents who have reformed into the mediocre shit stain onto the world that they are that they over look the ungodly teaming of Odin Balfore and Corey Black. That’s what this is really about- or at least what it was about. The world wanted to see the two men that took WCF from its two months rebellion and pit it against the man who tried to erase all that, who was afraid of all that and rip him limb from stubby limb but they don’t get that. The fans get depraved of it because Seth’s too afraid he’ll chip a nail or get his brown nose broken- the shame.
Now the world gets to watch Balfore and Black, two of WCF’s top talents in an over rated, over hyped squash match. The world was out of focus but leave it to Balfore and Black to re-align the sights because friend or foe.. WCF needs Odin Balfore and Corey Black.
______________________________
Scene Two - Country Kitchen
* The scene opens up to Country Kitchen Buffet to a large stack of dishes and the top of a graying blonde head of hair. The stacks very tall, ten or twelve plates in stacks of two with three started off to the side to start the third. Its obvious the man behind these plates is very tall an as the camera leans over the stack its very apparent that its Odin Balfore, stuffing his face with an assortment of food. Odin looks up with BBQ sauce on his face and fingers as he smiles before taking a sip from a pitcher of mountain dew. Odin gets a sip, then a big sip before long, nearly half the pitcher is gone an with a proud and glorious sigh he lets out a loud burg and pounds on his chest. *
Odin - Excuses me WCF, I’m a bit of a glutton. At my size and weight though, I’m sure you can understand. I’m here at Country Kitchen buffet where for a steal a man like me can pay a very modest price and get a more then satisfying meal; all I have to do is be considerate of others. I come in when ever I want, stay as long as I want, pitch a good tip an I get to leave; on top of that I sign a few scraps of merch an its good business all the way around. Sounds kind of familiar doesn’t it? Come on, doesn’t it? Yeah, you know it does WCF.
I come in, eat my way through the talent, be mindful of the other titles, let the other guys feel like their contributing to the success and longevity to the company, get a good salary, make a few public appearances an I’m set. Its enough to make another man jealous or have I struck too many nerves as it Johnny? Hell I’m sure I have so what’s another? On top of me taking “ your “ title an I mean in the loosest sense possible, kinda like the three dollar whore last night was my “ wife” or rather, your wife. Everything you say Reb, is very subjective. For instance, your title reign, your importance to the company, your main event status, your hall of fame status because for all of it you have that albatross just bringing you down faster then I go through chocolate cake.
Some how Seth get himself taken out of the match because Doc Henry duped the two of you into some bullshit clause where he can subject your team into what ever he wants just because he feels like it an I’d give him credit because if there’s one thing he’s mildly good it, it’s the only thing he’s mildly good at and that’s just being a prick. Funny thing is Johnny, he’s the biggest prick to you an for all your little accolades and name drooping, you haven’t gotten rid of him. The fact that your more concerned with me taking back what was originally mine in the first place more so then this torn in your side is that if I stay where I am long enough, you’ll just begin to tolerate me but where as that Might be good enough for Doc, it ain’t good enough for me.
You keep bitching too about your title, how I have your title, how you’ll get vengeance for me taking it and then everyone with in ear shot becomes a stroke victim because all your damn promos are as follows:
“ I hate Doc Henry”
“ I hate Odin Balfore”
“ I’m not a mid carder.. “
“ rabble, rabble rabble.. “
You just keep arguing against the truth of the matter. For as great as you are, you can’t beat a man whose career thrives off of you, whose record is forty nine percent at best in Doc Henry- you’ve never been the rightful WCF champion after me an being so doesn’t make a you a main eventer by any means. In fact, your pride and joy of tag team glory with the LOWEST mid carder, Doc Henry makes you the SECOND lowest mid carder in the talent pool. I said it before Reb an I’ll say it again:
You were the guy that put me back over. You were the fall guy because Seth needed a main event for WAR an for Helloween. If I had won WAR, were the hell would you be? No where. You where you are in WCF, thanks to me.
So you are very welcome Mr. Reb for my very existence in WCF giving you purpose outside being the whipping boy for Doc Henry. As for you wanting to get your hands on me at Aftermath, good luck because I got a much larger reach then you do an a much bigger mean streak.
Excuse me a moment.
* Odin gets up as the camera follows him as he goes up for his twenty-ninth plate of food. He browses the island bars and lines as the cameras stay right there with him. *
Odin: Lets keep with that though, Aftermath. The big question is “ can Odin an CD co-exist in that ring together?” an the answer is sorta kinda. What CD said to me is what I’ll say to him; if you get in my way, I’ll drop you on your skull. That being said, if we can stay out of each others way, this match will be brutal. It’ll be brutal because where as The New Confederacy will be on that un easy alliance ground because Reb truly can’t trust Henry; It’ll be a pissing contest between CD an I. We are the core of the few months when it was chaos, we keep this place going. Reb was away an Doc was off doing god knows what. We have a bit of pent of frustration over that an smashing up Seth’s car didn’t really do the trick. Unfortunately Seth’s not here for us to mangle so I guess the “ best “ tag team from Seth’s reign verse the most unexpected team of the century is a good way to settle a blood feud.
You kinda threw yourself into this one didn’t ya Johnny? You’re all excited, you mean something again. This is the chance to prove that you’re a somebody but sadly its not, you can’t and you never will. You have Doc by your side again an once again you’re only main eventing because I exist an I exist to make sure guys like you know your place.
* Odin tops his plate off as he nods to the camera to sit back down an after a moment Odin situates himself and gets back to talking. *
That being said, this pissing contest between CD an I is just going to be who make you an Doc stay down the longest. Will it be a my Mark, Ragnarock, maybe the BMF’er combo, maybe one of CD’s finishers. Perhaps we’ll just beat the ever loving shit out of the both of ya’s for running your mouths and thinking that you could handle something the likes of which WCF hasn’t seen before.
Was that cliché number seven? AM I getting too far ahead of myself? Lets analyze this the way every talent ever in WCF would. You all think CD is this huge think, anyone who can lists him as an accomplishment, yet mines the only one that mattered because I actually retired his ass but like every good wrestler, they don’t tend to stay that way. He’s done all this great stuff, he’s feared, respected an tough as nails and you think your free bird asses are going to walk into Aftermath with a late substitution with an uneasy feeling are going to stop that? The mans pissed off, he’s ready to kill you but Odin Balfore’s the asshole?
Good eye, huh.. Good eye.. Odin Balfore IS an asshole because like it or not, I’ve stopped you and shut you up every step of the way but you show me how a real WCF champion does things an I’ll one up you again because a real wrestling champion leaves no stone unturned and fights with out honor because with everyone gunning for him he’s gotta think on his own, which I have an proved that I’ve been out thinking you for months now. I have no honor, Johnny, why start now?
I’ll lace your boots when your fit to compete in the ring with me a true main eventer in this or any other companies standards but you can’t do that so I suggest you have yourself another keyfabe coke an shut the fuck up. As far as CD having my back, I’m not worried because its carnage that we’re concerned with. Its pride that we’re concerd with an to take me out is to mess with that because we’re affect equally from Seth an we both have damage to cause so you of all people shouldn’t be worried about if my backs taken care of, its yours because from where I’m sitting, even here at The Country Kitchen Buffet, your fronts not looking so good because you have to of WCFs best champions ready to rip your rib cage open and shit all over your heart. So really this week is just like any other week. it’s the week where Johnny Reb feels important due to others accomplishments.
* Odin eats a bit of his plate and drinks down some Mountain dew before wiping his mouth with his forearm. *
Odin: After this match Jonhhy, Doc.. You’ll both go back to being nothing where as the Balfore, Black alliance will be stronger then ever because it takes more then the likes of you two to tarnish what we’ve accomplished both separately or together an this match is the start of something bigger then what either one of you could have imagined. As CD said before, the bells will be tolling for you and we’ll be the ones to bury you an under our feet will be the Seth Lerch regime where guys like you are the favorites when in reality you’re the kings of nothing an at aftermath we’ll make sure that’s official because no mater what happens Johnny.. I’m still the champion and your still the king of nothing.. An that’s a fate that only I can give you because when this is over.. Our business in that ring together will be history.. Much your time with my title.. It will have meant nothing… and this beating that we’re going to give you an Doc will be your crowning .
So I have spoken, so it shall come to pass.
* Odin gets back to eating as the camera fades out on this gluttonous similarity. *
~FINN
