Post by Ryan Blake on Nov 20, 2011 17:59:21 GMT -5
Ryan Blake
vs
Seth Lerch
The scene opens to Ryan Blake in the shower. The camera pans in through a thick cloud of steam and then dips upward avoiding the public view of his junk. They pan to his mid section as he turns around.
Ryan: Wow, thanks for knocking. I see you brought the whole world with you to see me in the shower.
He gestures to the camera which is live on the air.
Ryan: Well, I guess that means I don’t have time to do much else before my match starts if your already here.
He turns off the water and grabs a towel, the camera never leaves his face. Ryan walk to a mirror a few steps away. He whips his hand on the mirror and it reveals his face. He smiles.
Ryan: Ryan Blake, you are so beautiful.
He signs then turns to the camera again.
Ryan: So tonight I’m facing the big man huh? Most of you guys probably think that I’m intimidated by him because he's my boss. But hello people, open your eyes, the alliance is no friend of Seth. In fact I think its fair to say I hate him. The guy hasn't been in the ring since nineteen-diggitty-two. The last time he came close to wrestling anyone was when my partner Odin Balfore put his ass through his own coffee table. So obviously if he's not in shape enough to defend himself he's not in shape enough to go in the ring with me one on one. I am the prime. I am the most fit person I think there is in this whole business.
He rubs away more fog from the mirror revealing his stomach.
Ryan: I mean look at this, I have more abs than the situation. Hell, have a... let's see, 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12, 14, 16....uhhh, 22 pack. Damn, I guess when they said that ab machine had extreme results they meant it! I have a 6 pack on my d*** alone! Would a look at that! Who knew? So that's off topic, what I want to talk about is that Seth is out of his mind stepping into the ring with me. He's got no...no, um... I don’t know, he just doesn't have it. Maybe a few years ago, but not now, not anymore. The guy just seems washed up to me. He's an owner, not a wrestler. He should just stick to being a business man now. Maybe it's just me but I think that not even the hall of famers look at Seth the same anymore. Anyway my point here is that even if Seth comes to this match in his full, all out, 100% there's still no way in HELL that he will beat me tonight. I mean what has he really done lately? Yea he's got WCF back up, and my job back, but who gives a fuck look how he's running the place. So tonight I am going to beat Seth for the first time, and not the last time in my career. Then next week at the big super show, the alliance and Underwood will beat team WCF and end any bull shit that ever got started. And hell, if Seth brightens up or we beat the idea into him then maybe, just maybe... he'll realize that if you can't beat them, join them. And just a little p.s. the match will be EPIC!
...fade.
vs
Seth Lerch
The scene opens to Ryan Blake in the shower. The camera pans in through a thick cloud of steam and then dips upward avoiding the public view of his junk. They pan to his mid section as he turns around.
Ryan: Wow, thanks for knocking. I see you brought the whole world with you to see me in the shower.
He gestures to the camera which is live on the air.
Ryan: Well, I guess that means I don’t have time to do much else before my match starts if your already here.
He turns off the water and grabs a towel, the camera never leaves his face. Ryan walk to a mirror a few steps away. He whips his hand on the mirror and it reveals his face. He smiles.
Ryan: Ryan Blake, you are so beautiful.
He signs then turns to the camera again.
Ryan: So tonight I’m facing the big man huh? Most of you guys probably think that I’m intimidated by him because he's my boss. But hello people, open your eyes, the alliance is no friend of Seth. In fact I think its fair to say I hate him. The guy hasn't been in the ring since nineteen-diggitty-two. The last time he came close to wrestling anyone was when my partner Odin Balfore put his ass through his own coffee table. So obviously if he's not in shape enough to defend himself he's not in shape enough to go in the ring with me one on one. I am the prime. I am the most fit person I think there is in this whole business.
He rubs away more fog from the mirror revealing his stomach.
Ryan: I mean look at this, I have more abs than the situation. Hell, have a... let's see, 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12, 14, 16....uhhh, 22 pack. Damn, I guess when they said that ab machine had extreme results they meant it! I have a 6 pack on my d*** alone! Would a look at that! Who knew? So that's off topic, what I want to talk about is that Seth is out of his mind stepping into the ring with me. He's got no...no, um... I don’t know, he just doesn't have it. Maybe a few years ago, but not now, not anymore. The guy just seems washed up to me. He's an owner, not a wrestler. He should just stick to being a business man now. Maybe it's just me but I think that not even the hall of famers look at Seth the same anymore. Anyway my point here is that even if Seth comes to this match in his full, all out, 100% there's still no way in HELL that he will beat me tonight. I mean what has he really done lately? Yea he's got WCF back up, and my job back, but who gives a fuck look how he's running the place. So tonight I am going to beat Seth for the first time, and not the last time in my career. Then next week at the big super show, the alliance and Underwood will beat team WCF and end any bull shit that ever got started. And hell, if Seth brightens up or we beat the idea into him then maybe, just maybe... he'll realize that if you can't beat them, join them. And just a little p.s. the match will be EPIC!
...fade.
