Post by Buzzsaw Bundy on Oct 31, 2011 7:59:52 GMT -5
At the Bowl-o-Rama in Reading, PA, the sound of many balls rolling down maple lanes to crash against the pins echoes through the building. On lane 19, a large man in flannel and jeans palms a 16 pound ball. Because of his size, Buzzsaw can only take two steps before he rolls. With a dull thud, the ball lands on the lane and rolls into the pins with an explosion. The small crowd cheers as Buzzsaw gets another strike, finishing his game out at 252.
As he gathers his balls ink his bag, the group around him gather for autographs. He may not be the biggest name on the roster, but he was the biggest on the roster. As he leaves the building, Buzzsaw notices the camera. "Well, looks like I get to break in the new guy. Jason Xavier, are you ready for the big time? I hope you are, because you have me to contend with. I'm the big freight train, and your on the tracks."
Buzzsaw places his gear in the back of his hummer, and pulls out a bowling ball. "Now, this ball is roughly the size of your head. Now, it is safe to say that if i smashed this against your head, you'd be on the losing side. As you can see, if I were to grab your head with both hands, they'd envelope your skull with ease." Buzzsaw's massive arms flex, and after a couple seconds the bowling ball shatters between his hands. As the dust and pieces clatter to the ground, Buzzsaw grins.
"Xavier, you better bring it, because in this company, to be successful you have to be the best. Too long have I been the jovial giant. I am the biggest strongest man in the WCF, the proverbial brick shithouse, and I've just been cruising along. That has changed, and my time to dominate is now. Jason, this is is all business, and after our match is over, as long as you bring everything you have, I'll be the first to welcome you officially to the roster. Now, your gonna get your ass kicked, that's not debatable, but whether you get totally destroyed, or you put on the best performance since Achilles slew Hector, just remember...
I'M THE NEW TOP MAN!"
Buzzsaw gets in his H1 and pulls out of the parking lot, waving to the fans as he goes...
As he gathers his balls ink his bag, the group around him gather for autographs. He may not be the biggest name on the roster, but he was the biggest on the roster. As he leaves the building, Buzzsaw notices the camera. "Well, looks like I get to break in the new guy. Jason Xavier, are you ready for the big time? I hope you are, because you have me to contend with. I'm the big freight train, and your on the tracks."
Buzzsaw places his gear in the back of his hummer, and pulls out a bowling ball. "Now, this ball is roughly the size of your head. Now, it is safe to say that if i smashed this against your head, you'd be on the losing side. As you can see, if I were to grab your head with both hands, they'd envelope your skull with ease." Buzzsaw's massive arms flex, and after a couple seconds the bowling ball shatters between his hands. As the dust and pieces clatter to the ground, Buzzsaw grins.
"Xavier, you better bring it, because in this company, to be successful you have to be the best. Too long have I been the jovial giant. I am the biggest strongest man in the WCF, the proverbial brick shithouse, and I've just been cruising along. That has changed, and my time to dominate is now. Jason, this is is all business, and after our match is over, as long as you bring everything you have, I'll be the first to welcome you officially to the roster. Now, your gonna get your ass kicked, that's not debatable, but whether you get totally destroyed, or you put on the best performance since Achilles slew Hector, just remember...
I'M THE NEW TOP MAN!"
Buzzsaw gets in his H1 and pulls out of the parking lot, waving to the fans as he goes...
