Post by khardaway on Jun 18, 2007 12:30:24 GMT -5
The scene opens up to the locker room of Killswitch, the current WCF Tag Team Champions. Actually, only Jay Williams and his wife Amy Skye-Williams are in the room. They're both watching a movie as Amy's head is on Jay's shoulders. They're both holding her stomach, caressing it gently as Jay sees the camera in the corner of his eye. She looks at it too and nods to Jay, allowing him to talk to the camera.
Jay Williams: Just like you right now, X...it's just me doing the talking right now. Spike's out doing his own thing right now and i'm here taking care of my wife, Amy here. Nothing bad happened, it's just right you know to take care of your wife as she's going to be ready to deliver our first child into the world we call Earth. You know I wanna be there when that moment happens. Hell, it replaces ever coming into the world of professional wrestling as the greatest thing that has ever happened to me. But enough about my stories as i'm sure you really don't give two shits about them, X. Back to the matter at hand here. This coming Sunday at Explosion. Yeah, i'm sure you've seen me and Spike, and Jack, and all of us acting like a bunch of immature jackasses back here, playing XBOX 360 and making movie spoofs and all of that stuff, but for one solitary second there, you were shocked X...shocked that we had a mean streak going there last night at Slam when me and Spike powerbombed TVO right off the apron, Jacobs vs. Whitmer style.
Amy gets her head off of Jay's shoulder as he stands up, going to put something in the trash as he sits back down, Amy taking her place back on Jay's shoulder as they watch the movie, Jay tracing along Amy's stomach gently.
Jay Williams: Because face it, deep down inside, you are going to feel pity when you walk into that cage with me and Spike this Sunday. That cage door will be locked and the first thing you're going to be thinking of is quite simply "Oh shit!", it doesn't matter what rebirthing and reviving process you may have had, Mr. "Rich Marciano", but it won't mean a damn thing. You're going into a steel cage with two men who know what experience is. Look at Spike here, he knows what it feels like to be completely messed inside a steel cage. He went to a draw with my "teacher" when he drove Spike right through the ring from the top of the cage. Me, hell i've been in matches where we're not only surrounded by a cage, but by the Hell in a Cell structure as well. Got driven right through a steel ladder. What the hell have we seen from you Mr. Marciano, huh? NOTHING! That's what. Where are your classic matches? Where are your bloody, violent matches? Where, dammit...WHERE? Oh yeah, that's right...nowhere. This will probably be the first time if not second, or whatever that you're in this enviroment. Then again, i'm pretty damn sure we're going to hear about your resume. Save it, it means nothing.
Jay Williams: You're right on one thing though...this could possibly be the show stealer, this could possibly be one of the greatest matches in the history of the WCF...if that Hardcore title ladder match wasn't on the show, because you know...hate to be biased, plus that match has the chance of just flat out kicking everybody's ass. Problem is with our match is probably the fact that it's gonna end a little too quickly. X, this situation is like you being put into a wild boar cage or something at the zoo....
Spike Kane: Wild boar? More like cannibalistic mountain goats.
Spike's voice is heard as he enters the room, bag full of Doritos in his hand as he munches away on some.
Jay Williams: Cannibalistic mountain goats?
Spike Kane: Yeah, ever see those things on the Discovery Channel? They're like vicious, man hungry beasts man. Fucking awesome.
Jay Williams: You know the only show I watch on that channel is Mythbusters. The whole world knows that.
Spike Kane: Well...you should see them man, fucking awesome when they pounce on a tiger man, and blood gushes out everywhere, it makes Hostel Part II look like Barney the Dinosaur.
Jay Williams: Ooooook.
Spike Kane: Oh shit, you're talking to the camera about this Sunday, aren't you?
Jay Williams: Umm...yeah.
Spike Kane: Oooh, oooh...can I say something?
Jay Williams: Uhh....sure.
Spike Kane: I'm Spike Kane and I approve of this message......TACOS RULE!
With that, Amy carefully sits up and walks away from Jay and Spike slowly, holding her stomach...since, uhh...duh, there's a baby inside it.
Jay Williams: Ames, where you going?
Amy Skye-Williams: Away from you two assclowns. All was fine and dandy until Spike came into the room and started talking randomly about goats, and blood, and tacos. So I have had enough of this shit, i'm going back to my hotel room to take a nap...possibly get some room service, I DON'T KNOW YET!
She finally leaves the room as Jay and Spike look onwards to see Amy walk out the door. Spike yells out...
Spike Kane: IT BEGINS!
Jay Williams: Begins? Fuck man, it's been happening ever since I found out she was pregnant. You missed her completely tearing Jack a new one. She actually ripped my balls too during that, but all was good.
Spike Kane: I'd pay to see Amy rip Jack a new one.
Jay Williams: Well i'm sure the tape's around here somewhere.
Spike looks around the locker room, looking for it, looking in Jay's bag when he sees a few DVD's in there. There's one marked "Amy rips Jack a new one!"
Spike Kane: FOUND IT!
Jay Williams: Punch it in then.
Spike puts in the DVD and pushes play on the TV as him and Jay watch the video of that "incident" involving Jack interuptting Jay and his wife as Amy goes and rips him a new one...like they have said. The guys are still having a good time with it since Amy's out of the room. The scene fades out right here.
(ooc: Continued by Spike)
Jay Williams: Just like you right now, X...it's just me doing the talking right now. Spike's out doing his own thing right now and i'm here taking care of my wife, Amy here. Nothing bad happened, it's just right you know to take care of your wife as she's going to be ready to deliver our first child into the world we call Earth. You know I wanna be there when that moment happens. Hell, it replaces ever coming into the world of professional wrestling as the greatest thing that has ever happened to me. But enough about my stories as i'm sure you really don't give two shits about them, X. Back to the matter at hand here. This coming Sunday at Explosion. Yeah, i'm sure you've seen me and Spike, and Jack, and all of us acting like a bunch of immature jackasses back here, playing XBOX 360 and making movie spoofs and all of that stuff, but for one solitary second there, you were shocked X...shocked that we had a mean streak going there last night at Slam when me and Spike powerbombed TVO right off the apron, Jacobs vs. Whitmer style.
Amy gets her head off of Jay's shoulder as he stands up, going to put something in the trash as he sits back down, Amy taking her place back on Jay's shoulder as they watch the movie, Jay tracing along Amy's stomach gently.
Jay Williams: Because face it, deep down inside, you are going to feel pity when you walk into that cage with me and Spike this Sunday. That cage door will be locked and the first thing you're going to be thinking of is quite simply "Oh shit!", it doesn't matter what rebirthing and reviving process you may have had, Mr. "Rich Marciano", but it won't mean a damn thing. You're going into a steel cage with two men who know what experience is. Look at Spike here, he knows what it feels like to be completely messed inside a steel cage. He went to a draw with my "teacher" when he drove Spike right through the ring from the top of the cage. Me, hell i've been in matches where we're not only surrounded by a cage, but by the Hell in a Cell structure as well. Got driven right through a steel ladder. What the hell have we seen from you Mr. Marciano, huh? NOTHING! That's what. Where are your classic matches? Where are your bloody, violent matches? Where, dammit...WHERE? Oh yeah, that's right...nowhere. This will probably be the first time if not second, or whatever that you're in this enviroment. Then again, i'm pretty damn sure we're going to hear about your resume. Save it, it means nothing.
Jay Williams: You're right on one thing though...this could possibly be the show stealer, this could possibly be one of the greatest matches in the history of the WCF...if that Hardcore title ladder match wasn't on the show, because you know...hate to be biased, plus that match has the chance of just flat out kicking everybody's ass. Problem is with our match is probably the fact that it's gonna end a little too quickly. X, this situation is like you being put into a wild boar cage or something at the zoo....
Spike Kane: Wild boar? More like cannibalistic mountain goats.
Spike's voice is heard as he enters the room, bag full of Doritos in his hand as he munches away on some.
Jay Williams: Cannibalistic mountain goats?
Spike Kane: Yeah, ever see those things on the Discovery Channel? They're like vicious, man hungry beasts man. Fucking awesome.
Jay Williams: You know the only show I watch on that channel is Mythbusters. The whole world knows that.
Spike Kane: Well...you should see them man, fucking awesome when they pounce on a tiger man, and blood gushes out everywhere, it makes Hostel Part II look like Barney the Dinosaur.
Jay Williams: Ooooook.
Spike Kane: Oh shit, you're talking to the camera about this Sunday, aren't you?
Jay Williams: Umm...yeah.
Spike Kane: Oooh, oooh...can I say something?
Jay Williams: Uhh....sure.
Spike Kane: I'm Spike Kane and I approve of this message......TACOS RULE!
With that, Amy carefully sits up and walks away from Jay and Spike slowly, holding her stomach...since, uhh...duh, there's a baby inside it.
Jay Williams: Ames, where you going?
Amy Skye-Williams: Away from you two assclowns. All was fine and dandy until Spike came into the room and started talking randomly about goats, and blood, and tacos. So I have had enough of this shit, i'm going back to my hotel room to take a nap...possibly get some room service, I DON'T KNOW YET!
She finally leaves the room as Jay and Spike look onwards to see Amy walk out the door. Spike yells out...
Spike Kane: IT BEGINS!
Jay Williams: Begins? Fuck man, it's been happening ever since I found out she was pregnant. You missed her completely tearing Jack a new one. She actually ripped my balls too during that, but all was good.
Spike Kane: I'd pay to see Amy rip Jack a new one.
Jay Williams: Well i'm sure the tape's around here somewhere.
Spike looks around the locker room, looking for it, looking in Jay's bag when he sees a few DVD's in there. There's one marked "Amy rips Jack a new one!"
Spike Kane: FOUND IT!
Jay Williams: Punch it in then.
Spike puts in the DVD and pushes play on the TV as him and Jay watch the video of that "incident" involving Jack interuptting Jay and his wife as Amy goes and rips him a new one...like they have said. The guys are still having a good time with it since Amy's out of the room. The scene fades out right here.
(ooc: Continued by Spike)
