Post by Ryan Blake on Oct 23, 2011 20:18:03 GMT -5
The Alliance
Vs
Lawnmower Jones & Switches the Clown
The scene continues where we last left Odin and Ryan. Ryan and Odin have just left the house to go get some nails to put together a coffee table, so they could put their opponents through it, because that’s what the alliance is good at. Ryan shuts the door behind the two of them and they climb into Ryan’s car. They begin driving down the street.
Ryan: So what the fuck are we gonna do when we get these nails?
Odin: put the table together…
Ryan: No I mean, IF we even get them… which I don’t know how—
Odin: what do you mean!? We go there, we pick up the nails and we leave.
Ryan: it’s not that easy Odin, you know how my dad is! He’s not going to let us take his nails, he was bitching at me on the phone.
Odin: Yea but, all he does is hang out on his damn cross all day and brag about how he separated the sea and what not to nine year olds on xbox live.
Ryan: Hey, my dad works hard man, give him some credit… he’s still advertising for his business!
Odin: Yea, by going door to door. And it’s not even him, he sends other people out!
Ryan: yea, but at least they’re doing a good job of getting the word out. Word of mouth is the best kind of advertising.
Odin: how many people do you think are left advertising for him!? They’re all in Conrad’s basement!!
Ryan: oh shut up! We’re here anyway stop bitching.
Ryan stops the car. They pull into a driveway and up to a big golden gate, that is wrapped around a big white house. There is a man standing in a small office on the left side of the drive way. Ryan rolls down his window.
Man: hey, this is private property.
Ryan: Ay, come on man, you gotta remember me! Noah, it’s me, Ryan!
Noah: Oh my boss! It is you, how are ya man!
Ryan: haha, im alright. You?
Noah: I’m good. How are the kids?
Ryan: haha, what kids man? No way…
Noah: But I thought…
Ryan: Nope, we solved that problem.
Noah: Aww man, I thought you were a pro-lifer..?
Ryan: No man, I said I was a pro at life!
They laugh. Noah presses a button and opens the gates. They drive through as Ryan waves to Noah. They drive for a short while until they reach the front of the house. They step out of the car. They begin to walk to the front door, but Odin stops.
Ryan: What? Come on.
Odin: No, it’s a trap!
Ryan: what are you talking about? Lets go.
Odin: No way man, walking through the front door is suicide. Im not going in though there.
Ryan: then where!?
Odin looks up, and points to a big chimney on the roof.
Odin: that.
Ryan: You’re insane!
Odin: I may be insane, but im not crazy.
Ryan: that doesn’t even make sense!
Odin: You don’t make sense!
He sprints to the backyard, Ryan tries to catch up to him. When Ryan gets to the back Odin is already half way up the house. Ryan stand in the narrow gap that’s between the house and shed.
Ryan: Dude, what the fuck. Get down before you hurt yourself!
Odin: No way, I’m invisible!
Ryan: You mean invincible?
Odin: Yea, that.
Just then Odin loses his grip and comes toppling down the side of the house, and into a shrub. Ryan slaps his palm to his forehead.
Ryan: get up, you old man!
Odin groans as he rolls over onto his back and tries to get up.
Odin: fuck this, I wanna go home!
Ryan: well dumbass, I warned you. And we still have to get those nails, so come on.
Ryan turns around and sees a door, just a couple steps away. He walks to it and opens it as Odin stands. Inside is a mountain bike, a lawnmower, some tools and a sit and bounce.
Ryan: Oh yea, there’s a shed here.
Odin peeks his head into the room, then walks in mysteriously. Ryan walks over to the tools.
Ryan: hey look! There’s some nails in this tool box!
Ryan turns to Odin who is on the sit and bounce. He nods.
Odin: Good so can we go home now?
Ryan: Yea, lets go.
Odin: Wait!
Ryan: what now?
Odin looks at the lawnmower, he bounces over to the tool box. He gets up and takes out a hammer, he turns back to the lawnmower and starts to beat it with the hammer.
Ryan: What the hell are you doing!?
Odin: I’m destroying all lawnmowers to train for our match this week!
Ryan: You are ridiculous! Let’s go!
Odin continues to beat the lawnmower until it is into multiple pieces, he picks one of them up and gives it The Mark of Odin. He then lays on top of it.
Odin: Ryan quick!!
Ryan sighs.
Ryan: 1, 2, 3. There can we go put this damn table together now!?
Odin: yes.
Odin smiles in satisfaction as the walk out of the shed.
Ryan: This coffee table is going to be epic!
The scene fades.
Vs
Lawnmower Jones & Switches the Clown
The scene continues where we last left Odin and Ryan. Ryan and Odin have just left the house to go get some nails to put together a coffee table, so they could put their opponents through it, because that’s what the alliance is good at. Ryan shuts the door behind the two of them and they climb into Ryan’s car. They begin driving down the street.
Ryan: So what the fuck are we gonna do when we get these nails?
Odin: put the table together…
Ryan: No I mean, IF we even get them… which I don’t know how—
Odin: what do you mean!? We go there, we pick up the nails and we leave.
Ryan: it’s not that easy Odin, you know how my dad is! He’s not going to let us take his nails, he was bitching at me on the phone.
Odin: Yea but, all he does is hang out on his damn cross all day and brag about how he separated the sea and what not to nine year olds on xbox live.
Ryan: Hey, my dad works hard man, give him some credit… he’s still advertising for his business!
Odin: Yea, by going door to door. And it’s not even him, he sends other people out!
Ryan: yea, but at least they’re doing a good job of getting the word out. Word of mouth is the best kind of advertising.
Odin: how many people do you think are left advertising for him!? They’re all in Conrad’s basement!!
Ryan: oh shut up! We’re here anyway stop bitching.
Ryan stops the car. They pull into a driveway and up to a big golden gate, that is wrapped around a big white house. There is a man standing in a small office on the left side of the drive way. Ryan rolls down his window.
Man: hey, this is private property.
Ryan: Ay, come on man, you gotta remember me! Noah, it’s me, Ryan!
Noah: Oh my boss! It is you, how are ya man!
Ryan: haha, im alright. You?
Noah: I’m good. How are the kids?
Ryan: haha, what kids man? No way…
Noah: But I thought…
Ryan: Nope, we solved that problem.
Noah: Aww man, I thought you were a pro-lifer..?
Ryan: No man, I said I was a pro at life!
They laugh. Noah presses a button and opens the gates. They drive through as Ryan waves to Noah. They drive for a short while until they reach the front of the house. They step out of the car. They begin to walk to the front door, but Odin stops.
Ryan: What? Come on.
Odin: No, it’s a trap!
Ryan: what are you talking about? Lets go.
Odin: No way man, walking through the front door is suicide. Im not going in though there.
Ryan: then where!?
Odin looks up, and points to a big chimney on the roof.
Odin: that.
Ryan: You’re insane!
Odin: I may be insane, but im not crazy.
Ryan: that doesn’t even make sense!
Odin: You don’t make sense!
He sprints to the backyard, Ryan tries to catch up to him. When Ryan gets to the back Odin is already half way up the house. Ryan stand in the narrow gap that’s between the house and shed.
Ryan: Dude, what the fuck. Get down before you hurt yourself!
Odin: No way, I’m invisible!
Ryan: You mean invincible?
Odin: Yea, that.
Just then Odin loses his grip and comes toppling down the side of the house, and into a shrub. Ryan slaps his palm to his forehead.
Ryan: get up, you old man!
Odin groans as he rolls over onto his back and tries to get up.
Odin: fuck this, I wanna go home!
Ryan: well dumbass, I warned you. And we still have to get those nails, so come on.
Ryan turns around and sees a door, just a couple steps away. He walks to it and opens it as Odin stands. Inside is a mountain bike, a lawnmower, some tools and a sit and bounce.
Ryan: Oh yea, there’s a shed here.
Odin peeks his head into the room, then walks in mysteriously. Ryan walks over to the tools.
Ryan: hey look! There’s some nails in this tool box!
Ryan turns to Odin who is on the sit and bounce. He nods.
Odin: Good so can we go home now?
Ryan: Yea, lets go.
Odin: Wait!
Ryan: what now?
Odin looks at the lawnmower, he bounces over to the tool box. He gets up and takes out a hammer, he turns back to the lawnmower and starts to beat it with the hammer.
Ryan: What the hell are you doing!?
Odin: I’m destroying all lawnmowers to train for our match this week!
Ryan: You are ridiculous! Let’s go!
Odin continues to beat the lawnmower until it is into multiple pieces, he picks one of them up and gives it The Mark of Odin. He then lays on top of it.
Odin: Ryan quick!!
Ryan sighs.
Ryan: 1, 2, 3. There can we go put this damn table together now!?
Odin: yes.
Odin smiles in satisfaction as the walk out of the shed.
Ryan: This coffee table is going to be epic!
The scene fades.
