Dream Team

[Odin Balfore]

" Dream Team "

RP1
WCF- Slam!

The Alliance
vs.
Iconic Order



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Scene One - Tipping The Scales
( A MONOLOGUE. )

Seth Lerch put up a road block to try an stop my progress, to try and stop the inevitable- Odin Balfore taking Seth Lerch out of the equation as I reclaim the WCF title. Logan stood in my way for the second time and for the second time he was dealt with, now he won’t be a problem anymore for a long while. So now for Seth lerch, what should he do to make sure Odin Balfore doesn’t reclaim the WCF? The genius that is Seth Lerchs hamster wheel of a snails pace brain fuction tells him that putting Johnny Reb again Odin Balfore in a match before Helloween would just be too much, too soon so lets tip the scales.

Lets tip the scales into Seth’s favor. Let’s throw in Donald Deruty.. I’ll repeat that again for those who can’t grasp a force of that magnitude..

DONALD.. DERUTY..

The same Donald Deruty that I removed from WCF. The same Donald Deruty that I took the title away from an the same Donald Deruty that needed.. Help. He needed help from Johnny Reb.

Wow. Doesn’t seem a little over powering, perhaps a little too much. Maybe Seth felt bad for me; maybe he wanted to give me a fighting chance against the once “ iconic order” so what does he do- probably thought you’d throw me a life vest in the form of an albatross, Ryan Blake. If by albatross he means jet fucking plane! There’s no other man that I would want to team with more then Ryan fucking Blake..

But never the less, the scales have been tipped.

Unfortunately for Seth and company they’ve been tipped way to far in MY favor.

I hope Seth Lerch knows what he’s doing if not for his own but for Reb’s and D-Days.




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Scene Two- " Dream Team. "



* The scene opens with Ryan Blake knocking on the front door of Conrad’s estate before opening the door and walking inside. *

Ryan: Yo, Odin?.. Conrad? ..Gill?

* Upon his announcement, Conrad calls for the living room just down the hall. *

Conrad: Blake! Will you come here an give me a hand!

* Ryan walks down the hall an into the living room to see Conrad trying to stop Odin from tearing apart various brown packing boxes that have pretty much taken over the large living room, some are even stacked to the ceiling. Blake looks at gill whose just watching, curled up on the couch. *

Ryan: What’s all this?

Odin: Christmas came early this year, shit just snuck right up on me.

Ryan: Christmas is in December.

Odin: That’s what I thought!

Conrad: No, that’s what I’ve been telling you for the past hour an a half!

Odin: See, I told you we should have kept last years calendar- this shit wouldn’t be happening. I would have been all prepared. Now I have to go and get the entire place set up because Christmas is in four days.

Conrad and Ryan: What?!

* Odin pulls his head out from the box finally to see a moth eaten Santa beard and hat on his face and head. *

Conrad: Is that what this is about? You knocked a hole in my ceiling to get at these boxes like a damn third world abortionist for your match at Slam!?

* Odin thinks for a moment. *

Odin: … Yes…

Ryan: in his defense, it pretty much is Christmas come early because he gets to ya know.. Kill… Johnny Reb before Helloween.

Odin: Johnny Reb and D-Day! Oh man, retiring CD must have put me on Santa’s extreme nice list or something because the good lords I don’t deserve to have this much fun before the Pay Per View.

Conrad: No, you really don’t because not only did I have to pay for that damn table, now I have to have two Mexicans come over my house and re-plaster my ceiling.

Ryan: Well you could always wait till after Slam! I mean, after we get through with Reb an D-Day, I’m sure they’ll be looking for work, being out in disability an all.

Conrad: If anyone should be out on disability it should be Odin‘s dumb ass! It true, it really is.. God loves retards- why else would this be happening to me?

Ryan: Because you sold your soul to the devil?

* Conrad just throws his arms up in the air an walk away in a puff, cursing to himself. *

“ Damn Payton Manning, look what good that did me- Neck surgery my ass. That shit wouldn’t be happening to Bret Farve I can tell you that damn much.. And that’s another thing… “

* Ryan turns back to Odin *

Ryan: So what’s the plan?

Odin: We’re getting’ ready for Christmas, aka Monday Night Slam! And first, we’re gonna put the tree up.

* Odin reaches into the box an pulled out some white PVC pipe with felt pipe cleaners hot glued to them and starts trying to assemble them in a angel cake pan as its base. *

Odin: This whole match is in our favor. Maybe they thought that you’d slow me down or be a detrament.

Ryan: Heh..

Odin: But anything involving Donald Deruty just has Adam Young’s stamp and seal of “ FAIL” Approval. Last time D-day an I stepped into the ring, it was pretty much his last. He just gave up after that, at least that’s what I thought until I got a letter in the mail the other day from his attorny. Apparently his spine filed a sexual harassment lawsuit against y knee for having bent it over so many times and treating it like Kaylynn James.

* or Tony Romo, your choice. *

Odin: It was D-Day that brought Reb back a few months ago so he could latch back onto his coat tails and form “ Iconic Order.”

* more like “ Ironic Disorder” AMIRIGHT? *

- D-Day lost the title, got all butt hurt because You , Baines an I just formed an heaven forbid this company changes so he bring back Reb an Williams to try an reestablish something that he’s not even apart of. Like when Mongo joined the four horsemen.

* Dated reference. *

D-Day has no business trying to call himself a legend or an Icon. If getting wrecked on a weekly basis by me makes you a legend then D-Day must be a living fucking god! I can’t decide id its Seth or D-Days that’s the real sabot outré of this “ Dream Team”

* Funny, I didn't know Seth Lerch was also Andy Reid. *

And Reb has it the worst out of the two of them because it’ll be D-day having flash backs of me hitting Ragnarok on him an hesitating to get into the ring with me, leaving Reb to go this match alone. Putting Reb against me isn’t so that he can avenge Logan or getting back at me for the heart ache that I caused him for taking the title. Monday night, it’s a preview of the damage that I will cause and trust me, I WILL do some damage. Its time to derail the band wagon once again. Seth might as well just give me that title back because Reb’s title reign will just be an asterisk in the wrestling encyclopedia that is my WCF career. When I see them, I see this tree.--

Ryan: Is that why your putting it together upside down?

Odin: .. Yes… its upside down because that’s the establishments way of thinking. We arnt going backwards with Johnny Reb, Logan and D-Day- Its time WCF goes forward with Odin Balfore. They’re trying so hard to make things work by going to the way things used to work but doing that is like trying to make this tree with all of its holes and gaps stand upside down and still look nice.

Ryan: That’s impossible.

Odin: I know it, you know, its time WCF knows it but until Seth is taken out an I put Reb back on the Injured list where he an Logan can make late night phone calls to themselves- this ain’t gonna change, everyone will think this is the best thing ever.

Ryan: It’s not!

Odin: You’re damn right its not! You look at us and look at tem and just say which one looks better on paper? I wasn’t handed or hand picked for what I have, neither were you. Ironic Disorder were. All this cherry picking, stops. Its time things go back to when hard work gets to accolades, not just some guy stepping down. Seth knows its true, that’s why he took the title from me an wants to keep me down but I’m not gonna stay there.

Monday night its them verse us. The Band Wagon verse The Evolving Revolution. Iconic Order verse The Alliance. I want to see what D-Day is going to do- how much shit he talks with Reb in his corner like Reb’s going to protect him when Reb an Williams couldn’t beat Baines an I. This is the glimpse into the Pay Per View because Reb may have squeaked out at WAR X but I’m not going to let him be so fortunate at Helloween. Seth wanted ratings, views, he wanted numbers up- he’s got it but in the worst way he could have imagined because now he has the Nordic Tank to deal with. Reb will have to step into the ring with me and bear witness to my awesome an focused power an to know that its all on him because of what Seth did.

Hell, I almost feel sorry for him.. Almost. This whole situation could have been avoided but it wasn’t now Seth , Reb and D-Day, just like Logan will all have to pay the price because After I send the message to Seth that both of his boys are gone, At Helloween I take back what is and forever will be mine.

And that will.. Be…

Ryan: Epic. Epic when The Alliance steps into the ring with you and you see tandem offense like you’ve never seen before. Reb has some legitimate claims to fame around here but D-Day has none, except for this- except for us, the complete beat down that we will hand him. Its not time to try and convince us that your great man, its time we show you just how god forsakenly awful you really are. He ain’t no legend, he ain’t even a damn once upon time or even in a galaxy far, far away.. He’s Roy Speede lite. I’m just sick an tired of hearing him run his mouth about other peoples accomplishments when really this is the one that’s going to matter.. Losing to Odin Balfore and Ryan Blake. That is what will be epic. Putting these two in their place as they become the next casualties of The Alliance.. Because theres only one dream team in WCF an you are looking at tem!

So Ryan Blake has spoken.. So it shall come to pass..

* The scene starts to fade out on The Alliance as Odin finishes putting together the “ Fail Tree “ of WCF’s bandwagon. *

~FINN