Post by Ryan Blake on Oct 9, 2011 22:50:31 GMT -5
Ryan Blake
Five Minute You're Fired Match
Vs Young, Wright, Extremo
Scene #1
The scene opens to a disgusting, oozy, mouth of a flesh seeking zombie and the sound of deep breathing. Panic is everywhere, and laughing the face of the poor, helpless victim. But then there is a sound of hope. A chain saw. A chain saw which then saves the victim and the day. There is now a gory explosion of blood spewing from the dead undead.
Ryan
Take that you flesh eating son of a bitch! Ha ha!
Ahh, Dead Island.
Ryan
sweet! New achievement, in your face!
Ryan now puts down the controller and stands up from the couch as he acknowledges the camera.
Ryan
Oh hey, how did press get in here? Security! Oh wait, you're with WCF aren't you?
He sees the logo on the camera.
Ryan
Holy Crap, I have a match this week don't I!? I need to get back into my routine here. I've been totally unfocused lately. Come in, please. Now I know that I haven't talked to you guys in a while, assuming I still have fans. But hey, I'm back baby. And I swear to you in no time I'm going to be right back where I belong, the top. See, Blakey here's got it down. Wrestling is like a drug to me, and not like some pussy ass weed with sticks and seeds or some shit, I'm taIkin' all out, heavy, no turning back kinda drug. I tried it once and now I can't stop even if I tried. It's in my blood and it's not coming out. Seth is back and I like that, I don't know the guy too well, but I like him. He's running things smoothly again and I have no complaints. So anyway, enough about myself. I understand the match I'm in this week is... um, uh...
Ryan takes out his cell phone and raises his index finger to the camera. A moment later he stops fiddling with his phone and begins to read. Another moment later he speaks again, read what he sees on the small screen.
Ryan
You're fired five minute over the top rope match..? Um ok, against Young, nobody, Extremo, nobody, and Wright, another nobody. Oh cool, I won. That's good to know, but hell I should give the fans what they want anyway right? I know you guys love it when I tell you why I'm going to win, then I do. But Ryan Blake is always right isn't he? Mhh, yes. So now Adam Young thinks he owns the world because he shows up every now and then for five minutes, well Adam, this week will be your last week here at WCF. Seriously, get the fuck out of everyones face and leave. You get on camera and you waist air time by talking about absolutely nothing! Did you even know who you were facing this week? Because it really didn't seem it, the way you didn't even mention me in your promo.
Next we have El Luchador Jose Jalapeno on a dick here who thinks because he made it to America he's a great thing. Buddy, please. He's another one that doesn't do his homework. He says that Ryan Blake is another zero in the making!? Dude, Ryan Blake has already been made! Let's just say that at the time you came to WCF I was already way too far out of your league for you to know who or what I am.
And last and least, we have Eric Wright who is well... Just wrong. But all puns aside, no one has heard anything from this guy and no one has ever seen him in the ring before so if you ask me, the guys a damn nobody. Everyone knows I eat people like this for breakfast. I have thing in the bag. I just wish everyone that is still here remembers the things I've done in the past. No one here wants to be forgotten but Jesus Christ, my first match and return to the company has my roster spot on the line? Seriously? I feel disrespected. And everyone is going to say, "But Ryan, this is your second match since your return." Well not really, that match a War wasn't really much of a match if you ask me. I let Odin toss me out so that he could get closer to his title, what do you expect, he's a close friend of mine. But I won't even go there. The point that I've been trying to get to is that all three off my opponents this week are just like these fucking zombies. They have no originality, they're mindless, they just follow one another. And then Ryan Blake comes along and blows there fucking head off! I run this fucking show boys so just calm down, shut up, and know your place.
Fear not my fans, The Hero is still here and this week he will back on his A game.
And it will be Epic.
Ryan laughs then suddenly runs to the camera and gives it a Causality.
-Edit reason in OOC
Five Minute You're Fired Match
Vs Young, Wright, Extremo
Scene #1
The scene opens to a disgusting, oozy, mouth of a flesh seeking zombie and the sound of deep breathing. Panic is everywhere, and laughing the face of the poor, helpless victim. But then there is a sound of hope. A chain saw. A chain saw which then saves the victim and the day. There is now a gory explosion of blood spewing from the dead undead.
Ryan
Take that you flesh eating son of a bitch! Ha ha!
Ahh, Dead Island.
Ryan
sweet! New achievement, in your face!
Ryan now puts down the controller and stands up from the couch as he acknowledges the camera.
Ryan
Oh hey, how did press get in here? Security! Oh wait, you're with WCF aren't you?
He sees the logo on the camera.
Ryan
Holy Crap, I have a match this week don't I!? I need to get back into my routine here. I've been totally unfocused lately. Come in, please. Now I know that I haven't talked to you guys in a while, assuming I still have fans. But hey, I'm back baby. And I swear to you in no time I'm going to be right back where I belong, the top. See, Blakey here's got it down. Wrestling is like a drug to me, and not like some pussy ass weed with sticks and seeds or some shit, I'm taIkin' all out, heavy, no turning back kinda drug. I tried it once and now I can't stop even if I tried. It's in my blood and it's not coming out. Seth is back and I like that, I don't know the guy too well, but I like him. He's running things smoothly again and I have no complaints. So anyway, enough about myself. I understand the match I'm in this week is... um, uh...
Ryan takes out his cell phone and raises his index finger to the camera. A moment later he stops fiddling with his phone and begins to read. Another moment later he speaks again, read what he sees on the small screen.
Ryan
You're fired five minute over the top rope match..? Um ok, against Young, nobody, Extremo, nobody, and Wright, another nobody. Oh cool, I won. That's good to know, but hell I should give the fans what they want anyway right? I know you guys love it when I tell you why I'm going to win, then I do. But Ryan Blake is always right isn't he? Mhh, yes. So now Adam Young thinks he owns the world because he shows up every now and then for five minutes, well Adam, this week will be your last week here at WCF. Seriously, get the fuck out of everyones face and leave. You get on camera and you waist air time by talking about absolutely nothing! Did you even know who you were facing this week? Because it really didn't seem it, the way you didn't even mention me in your promo.
Next we have El Luchador Jose Jalapeno on a dick here who thinks because he made it to America he's a great thing. Buddy, please. He's another one that doesn't do his homework. He says that Ryan Blake is another zero in the making!? Dude, Ryan Blake has already been made! Let's just say that at the time you came to WCF I was already way too far out of your league for you to know who or what I am.
And last and least, we have Eric Wright who is well... Just wrong. But all puns aside, no one has heard anything from this guy and no one has ever seen him in the ring before so if you ask me, the guys a damn nobody. Everyone knows I eat people like this for breakfast. I have thing in the bag. I just wish everyone that is still here remembers the things I've done in the past. No one here wants to be forgotten but Jesus Christ, my first match and return to the company has my roster spot on the line? Seriously? I feel disrespected. And everyone is going to say, "But Ryan, this is your second match since your return." Well not really, that match a War wasn't really much of a match if you ask me. I let Odin toss me out so that he could get closer to his title, what do you expect, he's a close friend of mine. But I won't even go there. The point that I've been trying to get to is that all three off my opponents this week are just like these fucking zombies. They have no originality, they're mindless, they just follow one another. And then Ryan Blake comes along and blows there fucking head off! I run this fucking show boys so just calm down, shut up, and know your place.
Fear not my fans, The Hero is still here and this week he will back on his A game.
And it will be Epic.
Ryan laughs then suddenly runs to the camera and gives it a Causality.
-Edit reason in OOC
