Post by Oblivion on Oct 6, 2011 23:08:11 GMT -5
~._-*As the time of the sunset comes along, the sun begins to yawn and proceeds to plop on it's nightcap. The sun descends into the horizon, getting ready for it's hard earned slumber. The day proceeds to wind down. The moon proceeds to meld into the scene, unaware that the night has slowly began. Your mundane life comes to a screeching halt. A complete standstill has taken your boring existence hostage. What to do?! What to do?! A voice blares out....*-_.~
Mr. Happy: Hey kids!![/color]
Kids: What?!
Mr. Happy: Wanna watch some television?![/color]
Kids: Yeah?!
Mr. Happy: Then close the door and scoot up real close to the television. Mr. happy has something he wants to show ya!![/color]
Kids: YAY!
~._-*Since society allows anyone to become parents, the brain dead caregivers, to the future, are allowing their offsprings to watch anything their impressionable sponges, for brains, can soak in. A large screen high-def television creeps in closer. The children look up and proceed to fall into a trance, as a small amount of drool drop off their chins. The screen remains dark, until static appears on screen. Then the scene starts....*-_.~
Kids: YAY!
Kids: Clowns Suck!
Mr. Happy: That's right kiddies!! Clowns sure do suck!! Death to all clowns!![/color]
Kids: Clowns must Die!
~._-*The voice and creator of Twilight Zone appears on screen...*-_.~
Rod Serling: What you have heard is real. NOT figment of your imagination. Don't be afraid of clowns. Clowns are weak and silly. Clowns are to be laughed at, not be feared. Clowns.... OOF!![/color]
~._-*At that exact moment, Rod Serling get pushed to the side and two older gentlemen, wearing what appears to be doctor's coats. They begin to speak frantically....*-_.~
Dr.Davis: Don't be alarmed, children. We are looking for Oblivion. Stephan!! You must come home, right now!!! You're safety is important to The Facility!! You need extensive health requirements and you need them at The Facility!!
Dr. Smith: That's right Stephan!!! You need to take your medication!![/color]
Kids: What's This? This show sucks!
~._-*One child begins to stand and is about to change the channel, when the two doctor's faces transform into twisting masses and scream out...[/color]*-_.~
The Doctors: DON'T CHANGE THAT FUCKIN' CHANNEL!![/color]
Kids: AH-H-H!!!
~._-*The children scurry back and huddle into a mass of fear. Shaking, they continue to stare at the television.[/color]*-_.~
The Doctors: Now, that we have your attention!! STEPHAN, COME HELL OR HIGH WATER YOU ARE COMING BACK WITH US!!! Oblivion, you need to vacate immediately, if not sooner. You are not welcome inside the body of Stephan Johnson. We will capture Stephan Johnson and you will be removed.... FOREVER-ER-ER!!![/color]
~._-*A large amount of red goo splatters the screen. The children scream at the sight of so much blood. The force of the pick axe colliding with skull, projects Dr. Davis into the screen, face first. His lifeless upper body slowly descends down the screen. Blood squirts out when the pick axe is snatched out from the back, of the skull, of the psychiatrist. Dr. Smith tries to scurry, but is grabbed by a large black gloved hand. He is also thrown into the screen, with complete fear across his face. He scratches, claws, pleads for help.*-_.~
Dr.Smith: Someone!! Anyone!! Help me!! Help me, please!!![/color]
~._-*Blood splatters the screen and again the children scream. A large monster, of a man, walks up behind the slumping bleeding doctors and grabs their lifeless bodies. Their near corpses are slammed against the screen. That causes the children to fly backwards, with complete fright. The faces, of the doctors, are being pressed and smeared against the screen. Blood flows and drips. The bodies, of the doctors, are let go and they fall down. The pick axe is being licked clean and the face that caused this atrocity, is revealed.*-_.~
Oblivion: Hello, kiddies!![/color]
Kids: YAY!!!
Oblivion: It seems, that there's this clown who wants to step into the ring and bang heads with The God of Insanity!! There's this clown who wants to bleed with Oblivion. THERE'S THIS CLOWN WHO WANTS TO DIE BY THE HANDS OF THE MONSTER OF WCF!!! Switches the Clown!! But, there is an incentive.... WCF Hardcore Championship!! Oblivion has bled for that championship numerous times!! Two times, that this battered body has worn that championship. At Slam, The Dark One will win the championship a third time!! Oblivion IS the Hardcore division!!! Not some CLOWN. Some reincarnated atrocity. [/color]
Kids: HELL YEA!
Oblivion: But, at Slam, Switches we WILL paint the Arena red... with our blood!! We will crash through everything. We will drag our battered bodies throughout the Arena!! We WILL redefine the hardcore division!! But, oblivion will come out the victor!!! Oblivion WILL recapture the Hardcore Championship!! But, your aura brings out deja vu in this twisted sick and deranged psyche of Oblivion. There is something eerie about your sick twisted ass!! Somewhere in time, we have crossed before!! But, if that WAS true, it still doesn't matter, Oblivion will be successful. IT will send you back to the Crazy Circus!! Be prepared for a war beyond all wars!! Blood will be spilled. Bodies will be bruised!! Egos will be destroyed!! The Clown must die!! Is it true that someone can die many times?!? We will see at Slam?! Once you lie there, looking up at the lights, of The Arena, losing blood, you too will experience deja vu. As if you experienced death once before. This time, Oblivion will make sure you stay dead!! Switches.... WELCOME TO YOUR NIGHTMARE!!![/color]
~._-*The screen lowers as The Gathering grabs the camera and screams out.....*-_.~
The Gathering/Kids: BITCHES!!![/color]
~._-*The camera shifts, as Oblivion grabs the camera and asks....*-_.~
Oblivion: Switches?! Is your favorite color Green?![/color]
~._-*A blood stained pick axe is thrusted into the camera, causing it slowly flicker out into static....*-_.~
Mr. Happy: Hey kids!![/color]
Kids: What?!
Mr. Happy: Wanna watch some television?![/color]
Kids: Yeah?!
Mr. Happy: Then close the door and scoot up real close to the television. Mr. happy has something he wants to show ya!![/color]
Kids: YAY!
~._-*Since society allows anyone to become parents, the brain dead caregivers, to the future, are allowing their offsprings to watch anything their impressionable sponges, for brains, can soak in. A large screen high-def television creeps in closer. The children look up and proceed to fall into a trance, as a small amount of drool drop off their chins. The screen remains dark, until static appears on screen. Then the scene starts....*-_.~
Kids: YAY!
Kids: Clowns Suck!
Mr. Happy: That's right kiddies!! Clowns sure do suck!! Death to all clowns!![/color]
Kids: Clowns must Die!
~._-*The voice and creator of Twilight Zone appears on screen...*-_.~
Rod Serling: What you have heard is real. NOT figment of your imagination. Don't be afraid of clowns. Clowns are weak and silly. Clowns are to be laughed at, not be feared. Clowns.... OOF!![/color]
~._-*At that exact moment, Rod Serling get pushed to the side and two older gentlemen, wearing what appears to be doctor's coats. They begin to speak frantically....*-_.~
Dr.Davis: Don't be alarmed, children. We are looking for Oblivion. Stephan!! You must come home, right now!!! You're safety is important to The Facility!! You need extensive health requirements and you need them at The Facility!!
Dr. Smith: That's right Stephan!!! You need to take your medication!![/color]
Kids: What's This? This show sucks!
~._-*One child begins to stand and is about to change the channel, when the two doctor's faces transform into twisting masses and scream out...[/color]*-_.~
The Doctors: DON'T CHANGE THAT FUCKIN' CHANNEL!![/color]
Kids: AH-H-H!!!
~._-*The children scurry back and huddle into a mass of fear. Shaking, they continue to stare at the television.[/color]*-_.~
The Doctors: Now, that we have your attention!! STEPHAN, COME HELL OR HIGH WATER YOU ARE COMING BACK WITH US!!! Oblivion, you need to vacate immediately, if not sooner. You are not welcome inside the body of Stephan Johnson. We will capture Stephan Johnson and you will be removed.... FOREVER-ER-ER!!![/color]
THWACK!!
~._-*A large amount of red goo splatters the screen. The children scream at the sight of so much blood. The force of the pick axe colliding with skull, projects Dr. Davis into the screen, face first. His lifeless upper body slowly descends down the screen. Blood squirts out when the pick axe is snatched out from the back, of the skull, of the psychiatrist. Dr. Smith tries to scurry, but is grabbed by a large black gloved hand. He is also thrown into the screen, with complete fear across his face. He scratches, claws, pleads for help.*-_.~
Dr.Smith: Someone!! Anyone!! Help me!! Help me, please!!![/color]
THWACK!!
~._-*Blood splatters the screen and again the children scream. A large monster, of a man, walks up behind the slumping bleeding doctors and grabs their lifeless bodies. Their near corpses are slammed against the screen. That causes the children to fly backwards, with complete fright. The faces, of the doctors, are being pressed and smeared against the screen. Blood flows and drips. The bodies, of the doctors, are let go and they fall down. The pick axe is being licked clean and the face that caused this atrocity, is revealed.*-_.~
Oblivion: Hello, kiddies!![/color]
Kids: YAY!!!
Oblivion: It seems, that there's this clown who wants to step into the ring and bang heads with The God of Insanity!! There's this clown who wants to bleed with Oblivion. THERE'S THIS CLOWN WHO WANTS TO DIE BY THE HANDS OF THE MONSTER OF WCF!!! Switches the Clown!! But, there is an incentive.... WCF Hardcore Championship!! Oblivion has bled for that championship numerous times!! Two times, that this battered body has worn that championship. At Slam, The Dark One will win the championship a third time!! Oblivion IS the Hardcore division!!! Not some CLOWN. Some reincarnated atrocity. [/color]
Kids: HELL YEA!
Oblivion: But, at Slam, Switches we WILL paint the Arena red... with our blood!! We will crash through everything. We will drag our battered bodies throughout the Arena!! We WILL redefine the hardcore division!! But, oblivion will come out the victor!!! Oblivion WILL recapture the Hardcore Championship!! But, your aura brings out deja vu in this twisted sick and deranged psyche of Oblivion. There is something eerie about your sick twisted ass!! Somewhere in time, we have crossed before!! But, if that WAS true, it still doesn't matter, Oblivion will be successful. IT will send you back to the Crazy Circus!! Be prepared for a war beyond all wars!! Blood will be spilled. Bodies will be bruised!! Egos will be destroyed!! The Clown must die!! Is it true that someone can die many times?!? We will see at Slam?! Once you lie there, looking up at the lights, of The Arena, losing blood, you too will experience deja vu. As if you experienced death once before. This time, Oblivion will make sure you stay dead!! Switches.... WELCOME TO YOUR NIGHTMARE!!![/color]
~._-*The screen lowers as The Gathering grabs the camera and screams out.....*-_.~
The Gathering/Kids: BITCHES!!![/color]
~._-*The camera shifts, as Oblivion grabs the camera and asks....*-_.~
Oblivion: Switches?! Is your favorite color Green?![/color]
THWACK!!
~._-*A blood stained pick axe is thrusted into the camera, causing it slowly flicker out into static....*-_.~
