Post by whysoserious on Oct 6, 2011 18:30:39 GMT -5
I find myself frantically looking for a gift for my wife. She does have a special occasion approaching very quickly. Like on Saturday quick. She doesn't need jewelery, lingerie and she sure as fuck doesn't need anymore dildos. In a perfect world I'd just put a bow on my dick and say happy birthday but I've done that already. About five times. This needs to be perfect. Though the hotties in the lingerie store are tempting to go look at but I better not.
Brad: Find something ya idiot...
Yeah I'm talking to myself like anyone really cares. I stop at the shoe store before realizing that's the worst idea ever. While I glance back towards all the sexy, sexy women I feel someone grab me from behind.
Brad: What the?!
I get spinned around to see Megan's face all up in mine as she kisses me. I share the greeting before grabbing her ass.
Brad: Heya sexy.
Megan: Hi. Looking for a gift for a certain lady in your life?
Of course I nod my head. We start to walk through the crowded mall together. She's still in her work clothes, yes work. She's back to teaching English to seventh graders. It's what she did before wrestling so.
Megan: School was awful today. A kid wouldn't calm down and it was just ugh. Crappy.
Brad: Sorry babe. I've been just walkin' around here lookin' for something for your birthday.
Megan: I don't need a gift dummy. I got you. I got the best family ever. You've gave me so much over the years it counts for the rest of time. Just as long as we get a hotel room after we have dinner with the family and you do whatever I tell you, you'll be fine.
Once more I nod my head before kissing her. I'd love to nail her against the Foot Locker window. Everyone watching us fuck. I mean we have done it in public before. Those white stains at Subway aren't mayo.
Brad: That's a lot off my mind. Suppose I can shift it to Jay...
Megan: Ah yeah, you face him don't you?
Brad: I do. Don't know how to feel about it either. He's been a pretty damn good friend over the years to me and well, I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't rock the fuck out of Amy and her fine ass.
Megan: Oh I'd do Amy too!
The joys of a bi-sexual wife that likes to share female partners.
Brad: It's like I want to beat his ass and never look back but the history we share as enemies and allies almost makes me not want to fight him. But I must. This is my job. Friend or no friend I must face Jay Williams, beat him and then seduce Amy.
Megan: I like the sound of that.
Brad: But before that on Monday, I shall conquer your vagina once more in the name of Ireland!
Everyone stops and looks at me like that old record skips. A few ladies look at my bravado as it's grown in my pants. Yep, boner in public. Time to go fuck in Victoria's Secret. It's usually the best place.
Brad: Find something ya idiot...
Yeah I'm talking to myself like anyone really cares. I stop at the shoe store before realizing that's the worst idea ever. While I glance back towards all the sexy, sexy women I feel someone grab me from behind.
Brad: What the?!
I get spinned around to see Megan's face all up in mine as she kisses me. I share the greeting before grabbing her ass.
Brad: Heya sexy.
Megan: Hi. Looking for a gift for a certain lady in your life?
Of course I nod my head. We start to walk through the crowded mall together. She's still in her work clothes, yes work. She's back to teaching English to seventh graders. It's what she did before wrestling so.
Megan: School was awful today. A kid wouldn't calm down and it was just ugh. Crappy.
Brad: Sorry babe. I've been just walkin' around here lookin' for something for your birthday.
Megan: I don't need a gift dummy. I got you. I got the best family ever. You've gave me so much over the years it counts for the rest of time. Just as long as we get a hotel room after we have dinner with the family and you do whatever I tell you, you'll be fine.
Once more I nod my head before kissing her. I'd love to nail her against the Foot Locker window. Everyone watching us fuck. I mean we have done it in public before. Those white stains at Subway aren't mayo.
Brad: That's a lot off my mind. Suppose I can shift it to Jay...
Megan: Ah yeah, you face him don't you?
Brad: I do. Don't know how to feel about it either. He's been a pretty damn good friend over the years to me and well, I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't rock the fuck out of Amy and her fine ass.
Megan: Oh I'd do Amy too!
The joys of a bi-sexual wife that likes to share female partners.
Brad: It's like I want to beat his ass and never look back but the history we share as enemies and allies almost makes me not want to fight him. But I must. This is my job. Friend or no friend I must face Jay Williams, beat him and then seduce Amy.
Megan: I like the sound of that.
Brad: But before that on Monday, I shall conquer your vagina once more in the name of Ireland!
Everyone stops and looks at me like that old record skips. A few ladies look at my bravado as it's grown in my pants. Yep, boner in public. Time to go fuck in Victoria's Secret. It's usually the best place.