Post by Odin Balfore on Oct 5, 2011 11:21:33 GMT -5
" Number 6 "
RP1
WCF- Slam
Odin
vs.
Logan
* the scene opens to Odins manager Conrad pacing back and forth in his home, arguing on the phone with a disembodied voice. Normally I’d say this is another average weekend bender but something tells me other wise, lets listen shall we? *
“ Bullshit, bullshit, bull-shit! I already wrote him a damn check for his pier one piece of shit imported from crotch rot Guatemala; I’m writing him another! .. .. .. I don’t care it if was made from sawdust and chewing gum, its pier one- everything’s a marked up Logan.
* “ Logan ” is code for a piece of shit, to all you non insider jokesters. *
Injection my ass! There’s nothing in any contract about that damn table… .. … . Do you know how much that table cost me; sicty bucks. I never wrote a check for under a hundred in over ten years. I head my pen laughing at me in rich blue blood ink. Do you know what it feels like to be laughed at by your seven thousand dollar pen? .. …… .. HA jokes on you, I don’t have a wife! So read my lips..
* your on the phone… *
N-O.
* He still can’t read em’. *
KNOCK KNOCK
.. Hang on.
… yeah, he just walked on.. No, I’m not giving him the phone.
Odin: Who is it?
* Odin takes a step into the house. *
Conrad: One of Seths associates. He said that your in breech of contract again for taking the title an if you don’t give it back by this weeks show he’s slapping you with an injunction.
Odin: Why?
Conrad: That property, your property.
… NO I’m not giving him the phone. You tell that Logan-
* Piece of shit.*
That I said that he can go fuck himself!…. Odin you got that title?
* Odin holds it up. *
ya… we got it, yah.. No we’ll call you. Don’t worry- we’ll call you.
CLICK
* Conrad grins a mischievous grin. *
you got the title!
Odin: I HAVE the title.
* Conrad looks cross with Odin for a moment has he bites his lip. *
Conrad: You have the title? Is that to say that you didn’t win the title?
* Odin nods. *
Conrad: You have it an that’s the important thing. I told you that I didn’t want you to play their game.
Odin: I’m playing by my rules Conrad, not yours and certainly not theirs. Reb caught me off guard with that move- So I got right back up and knocked his head off, took the belt and waked out of WAR X. I may have lost but I walked out which is more then I can say about Reb.
Conrad: It doesn’t matter what happened because you have the title.
Odin: But they want the title back?
Conrad: Who cares what they want! They gotta take it from you first. If Johnny Reb really won that match on true merit then he wouldn’t have let that title slip out of the arena. Seth’s threaten to sue an I don’t feel like listening to my pen and check book laugh at me over a piss ass fine. I had to listen to another lecture too an how you’re gonna pay for it cuz Logan’s pissed that you put Seth through the table so this week is a revenge match.
Odin: Such a sad song..
* see this.. This is the worlds smallest violin playing especially for the waitresses and Logan.. *
Odin: I got over zealous against Reb at WAR, I wanted to put him away and get my title back an it cost me. So lets talk about revenge. Is it vengence Logan seeks because what I did to Seth or what I did to him? He talked all this boudle game about taking his fourth match an I crushed his skull an eliminated him; so is it Seth or WAR X that he’s really mad at ? I guess it really doesn’t matter an we know what I’m mad about, especially if I have to go into Slam and just hand back my title. I don’t hand back anything. If they want it, they have to come get it an it’ll take more then little “ Sethie- poo “ to take it back or else he’ll wind up next to D-Day and Weeping Death in the workmens comp line. Hasn’t WCF gotten that yet? Odin Balfore equals destruction. We heard everyone from Brad Kane to hippie kid talk about me like what I did in the past few months was nothing more then a joke.. We’ll see if that’s a joke or not because its Balfore an Logan one on one from personal pride and satisfaction. So ya, lets do it, I could use the warm up before I rip the stars and bars out of Johnny Rebs chest. I won’t over step Logan though, I know he’s nothing to sleep on but that just means that I’m going to pay extra attention to him. He’s gonna step to the big man of WCF, the most power man in WCF.. All the accolades in the world won’t save him. Monday night, this isn’t about him or Seth.. This is about me and Reb. Reb has what I want, Seth stupidly put Logan in the way and simply this.. I will hurt him. Trust me when I say it boys.. I WILL hurt Logan. I’m not going to “ break “ him or any of that gimmick shit. I’m not working on your pussy contracts anymore. Now we play by Odin Balfore’s rules. I’m the Baddest Motha Fucka in WCF an come Monday Logan is going to see exactly why this is MY company, not his anymore.. Didn’t he see that I just ended Corey Broken’s Career in WCF,D-Day’s too. I hit him with soo many choke breakers, he can‘t even wear sweaters anymore with out getting flash backs. I know that D-day returned but the man just ain‘t the same, I ended the man known as Donald Deruty, the Hero and now there’s just. Donald. Don’t let him fool you either. CD didn’t leave because Seth came back, its because I power bombed his internal organs into jello, I bet you that’s what was in that vat the other week that hank Brown was suspended over.
* eh, I wouldn’t doubt it. *
I’ll go out on the limb and take credit for removing a big time player from WCF. CD spent a long time at the top until I came along and changed all that. His last match in WCF saw him get dismantled and man handled the likes of which no one has ever seen before or ever see again because CD won’t be steeping foot into a WCF ring as long as I’m around. So what’s Logan going to do? I already ended five careers in WCF- if Logan doesn’t watch himself, he’ll be number six..
So I have Spoken, so it shall come to pass.
RP1
WCF- Slam
Odin
vs.
Logan
* the scene opens to Odins manager Conrad pacing back and forth in his home, arguing on the phone with a disembodied voice. Normally I’d say this is another average weekend bender but something tells me other wise, lets listen shall we? *
“ Bullshit, bullshit, bull-shit! I already wrote him a damn check for his pier one piece of shit imported from crotch rot Guatemala; I’m writing him another! .. .. .. I don’t care it if was made from sawdust and chewing gum, its pier one- everything’s a marked up Logan.
* “ Logan ” is code for a piece of shit, to all you non insider jokesters. *
Injection my ass! There’s nothing in any contract about that damn table… .. … . Do you know how much that table cost me; sicty bucks. I never wrote a check for under a hundred in over ten years. I head my pen laughing at me in rich blue blood ink. Do you know what it feels like to be laughed at by your seven thousand dollar pen? .. …… .. HA jokes on you, I don’t have a wife! So read my lips..
* your on the phone… *
N-O.
* He still can’t read em’. *
KNOCK KNOCK
.. Hang on.
… yeah, he just walked on.. No, I’m not giving him the phone.
Odin: Who is it?
* Odin takes a step into the house. *
Conrad: One of Seths associates. He said that your in breech of contract again for taking the title an if you don’t give it back by this weeks show he’s slapping you with an injunction.
Odin: Why?
Conrad: That property, your property.
… NO I’m not giving him the phone. You tell that Logan-
* Piece of shit.*
That I said that he can go fuck himself!…. Odin you got that title?
* Odin holds it up. *
ya… we got it, yah.. No we’ll call you. Don’t worry- we’ll call you.
CLICK
* Conrad grins a mischievous grin. *
you got the title!
Odin: I HAVE the title.
* Conrad looks cross with Odin for a moment has he bites his lip. *
Conrad: You have the title? Is that to say that you didn’t win the title?
* Odin nods. *
Conrad: You have it an that’s the important thing. I told you that I didn’t want you to play their game.
Odin: I’m playing by my rules Conrad, not yours and certainly not theirs. Reb caught me off guard with that move- So I got right back up and knocked his head off, took the belt and waked out of WAR X. I may have lost but I walked out which is more then I can say about Reb.
Conrad: It doesn’t matter what happened because you have the title.
Odin: But they want the title back?
Conrad: Who cares what they want! They gotta take it from you first. If Johnny Reb really won that match on true merit then he wouldn’t have let that title slip out of the arena. Seth’s threaten to sue an I don’t feel like listening to my pen and check book laugh at me over a piss ass fine. I had to listen to another lecture too an how you’re gonna pay for it cuz Logan’s pissed that you put Seth through the table so this week is a revenge match.
Odin: Such a sad song..
* see this.. This is the worlds smallest violin playing especially for the waitresses and Logan.. *
Odin: I got over zealous against Reb at WAR, I wanted to put him away and get my title back an it cost me. So lets talk about revenge. Is it vengence Logan seeks because what I did to Seth or what I did to him? He talked all this boudle game about taking his fourth match an I crushed his skull an eliminated him; so is it Seth or WAR X that he’s really mad at ? I guess it really doesn’t matter an we know what I’m mad about, especially if I have to go into Slam and just hand back my title. I don’t hand back anything. If they want it, they have to come get it an it’ll take more then little “ Sethie- poo “ to take it back or else he’ll wind up next to D-Day and Weeping Death in the workmens comp line. Hasn’t WCF gotten that yet? Odin Balfore equals destruction. We heard everyone from Brad Kane to hippie kid talk about me like what I did in the past few months was nothing more then a joke.. We’ll see if that’s a joke or not because its Balfore an Logan one on one from personal pride and satisfaction. So ya, lets do it, I could use the warm up before I rip the stars and bars out of Johnny Rebs chest. I won’t over step Logan though, I know he’s nothing to sleep on but that just means that I’m going to pay extra attention to him. He’s gonna step to the big man of WCF, the most power man in WCF.. All the accolades in the world won’t save him. Monday night, this isn’t about him or Seth.. This is about me and Reb. Reb has what I want, Seth stupidly put Logan in the way and simply this.. I will hurt him. Trust me when I say it boys.. I WILL hurt Logan. I’m not going to “ break “ him or any of that gimmick shit. I’m not working on your pussy contracts anymore. Now we play by Odin Balfore’s rules. I’m the Baddest Motha Fucka in WCF an come Monday Logan is going to see exactly why this is MY company, not his anymore.. Didn’t he see that I just ended Corey Broken’s Career in WCF,D-Day’s too. I hit him with soo many choke breakers, he can‘t even wear sweaters anymore with out getting flash backs. I know that D-day returned but the man just ain‘t the same, I ended the man known as Donald Deruty, the Hero and now there’s just. Donald. Don’t let him fool you either. CD didn’t leave because Seth came back, its because I power bombed his internal organs into jello, I bet you that’s what was in that vat the other week that hank Brown was suspended over.
* eh, I wouldn’t doubt it. *
I’ll go out on the limb and take credit for removing a big time player from WCF. CD spent a long time at the top until I came along and changed all that. His last match in WCF saw him get dismantled and man handled the likes of which no one has ever seen before or ever see again because CD won’t be steeping foot into a WCF ring as long as I’m around. So what’s Logan going to do? I already ended five careers in WCF- if Logan doesn’t watch himself, he’ll be number six..
So I have Spoken, so it shall come to pass.
