Post by khardaway on Oct 3, 2011 13:47:33 GMT -5
I know I kind of dogged it over the past couple of promos, but with good reason. Do I care what kind of bullshit that comes out of your mouths? Not at all. There's no reason to care. That's why my past couple of promos have been so damn short.
Listen, you all know who I am, and for those who don't, for the 4 newcomers here, whoever the hell you are (I'm too lazy to look you up), you'll be aware of me the second you hear Megadeth come on the PA system.
I know, people have been bitching at me. I'm a former WCF World Champion...I should be giving it 110% out there for this match, my first WAR match ever. I'm aware of that, but when everybody out there do these long stupid-ass promos about NOTHING related to the match, then who the fuck am I to try and stop them. Screw that. I'm just going to sit home, play some Gears 3 with the guys, and perhaps fuck my beautiful wife on occasion.
Brad is right, by the way. She is hot, and I don't blame him at all for saying that. I think his wife is hot as well. He'll punch me tonight just for saying that.
But I was sitting there, and thought to myself, I didn't want to bail on this match. Me, former World Champion, and I'm bailing on the first match back under Seth's power? I don't want to let the old boss down. Not again, after I bailed out on him after BK injured himself, and they gave me his twin brother as a replacement. So here I am...doing these 30 second long promos that compare to some green kid's first job at cutting one...promo I mean.
But, if you look at me, you can see that I just don't care about what comes out of people's mouths. All I see is a bunch of whiny little bitches not getting what they want. At least, that's what I saw out of Odin's stuff. Speede...well, that's the norm from him, even though I'll give him the duke on retaining the Tag titles against me and Reb, the LAST time I talked to you guys.
Doc Henry is still a crazy old redneck, the same goes for Johnny Reb.
Switches the Clown is probably somebody who will unmask in the WAR match, it'll be somebody who we don't give two shits about, like Tommy Knoxville, or Jason Kash, or Captain Punishment, and he'll be eliminated quickly, and we'll all move on with our lives.
Oblivion is still Oblivion. And no, I don't want to choke on that...BII-I-I-ITCHEE-E-ESS-S-SS!! You still sound like you have a stuttering problem or Tourette's or something.
Logan is a has-been. Always has, will still be one. He thinks he's cute by saying that we're all going to Connector City. Wherever the fuck that is. I think I have a golden ticket to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory that you can use, is that better?
And Brad? You know you're one of my boys, but just be aware that it's going to be just business with you and me. I know you believe the same thing, so that's cool, I guess. But this "I'm-an-old-timer-that-has-nothing-left-in-the-tank" gimmick ain't going to work. You're not even past 50 yet, let alone 40. Hell, I think you're 3 years older than K-Hard, and he's like in his early 30's. But I know you'll always bring the A-game. And when you do, I think you're the biggest problem out of them all. So best of luck, bro.
Yeah, that's all I need to say on the matter. I don't need development towards my personality. You already know what you're getting. That's it, nothing more.
Fuck the "entertainment value". THIS...IS...SPARTA! ENTERTAINMENT!
Listen, you all know who I am, and for those who don't, for the 4 newcomers here, whoever the hell you are (I'm too lazy to look you up), you'll be aware of me the second you hear Megadeth come on the PA system.
I know, people have been bitching at me. I'm a former WCF World Champion...I should be giving it 110% out there for this match, my first WAR match ever. I'm aware of that, but when everybody out there do these long stupid-ass promos about NOTHING related to the match, then who the fuck am I to try and stop them. Screw that. I'm just going to sit home, play some Gears 3 with the guys, and perhaps fuck my beautiful wife on occasion.
Brad is right, by the way. She is hot, and I don't blame him at all for saying that. I think his wife is hot as well. He'll punch me tonight just for saying that.
But I was sitting there, and thought to myself, I didn't want to bail on this match. Me, former World Champion, and I'm bailing on the first match back under Seth's power? I don't want to let the old boss down. Not again, after I bailed out on him after BK injured himself, and they gave me his twin brother as a replacement. So here I am...doing these 30 second long promos that compare to some green kid's first job at cutting one...promo I mean.
But, if you look at me, you can see that I just don't care about what comes out of people's mouths. All I see is a bunch of whiny little bitches not getting what they want. At least, that's what I saw out of Odin's stuff. Speede...well, that's the norm from him, even though I'll give him the duke on retaining the Tag titles against me and Reb, the LAST time I talked to you guys.
Doc Henry is still a crazy old redneck, the same goes for Johnny Reb.
Switches the Clown is probably somebody who will unmask in the WAR match, it'll be somebody who we don't give two shits about, like Tommy Knoxville, or Jason Kash, or Captain Punishment, and he'll be eliminated quickly, and we'll all move on with our lives.
Oblivion is still Oblivion. And no, I don't want to choke on that...BII-I-I-ITCHEE-E-ESS-S-SS!! You still sound like you have a stuttering problem or Tourette's or something.
Logan is a has-been. Always has, will still be one. He thinks he's cute by saying that we're all going to Connector City. Wherever the fuck that is. I think I have a golden ticket to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory that you can use, is that better?
And Brad? You know you're one of my boys, but just be aware that it's going to be just business with you and me. I know you believe the same thing, so that's cool, I guess. But this "I'm-an-old-timer-that-has-nothing-left-in-the-tank" gimmick ain't going to work. You're not even past 50 yet, let alone 40. Hell, I think you're 3 years older than K-Hard, and he's like in his early 30's. But I know you'll always bring the A-game. And when you do, I think you're the biggest problem out of them all. So best of luck, bro.
Yeah, that's all I need to say on the matter. I don't need development towards my personality. You already know what you're getting. That's it, nothing more.
Fuck the "entertainment value". THIS...IS...
