Post by Odin Balfore on Oct 1, 2011 13:48:27 GMT -5
" Evolving Revolution "
RP3
WCF - WAR X
WAR X MATCH
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Scene One - " Evolving Revolution "
* The cameras focus in on a dark room with one single spotlight shining on what looks to be a really shabby diorama that was either done by a fifth grader or Odin Balfore. Place your bet people, I guarantee your odds are better then 50/50. As the camera focuses in on the diorama, the cheap shoe box that seems to be falling apart with macaroni and glitter stuck it, like a clown stricken with aids threw up on it, or perhaps Logan, that my friends is nearly a dead on win right there. Odin can be seen in the back ground, walking across the shadows until he’s finally in from the chest up in back of the diorama. Dressed in a nice suit that he probably got at the salvation army no less, he looks rather well put together- if the English language doesn’t eat it’s self for having known that those words were used so close together in a sentence like that.
Yet there he stands with a smile on his face an warm glow in his heart. O’ yes.. Its time for a little rendition of “ Maverick Theatre. “
Lets watch the train wreck, shall we? Doc, your used to pissing on yourself, get the popcorn will ya.. Oh an Brad, tell your daughter to wiggle up closer to uncle Obi, he misses her terribly I hear. *
Odin: Good evening folks an welcome to another edition of “ Maverick Theatre. “ I, of coarse am your host- Odin Balfore. Tonight on Maverick Theatre we will be hosting for you a mosaic of great literary an emotional feats as seen an preformed by the cast of WCF. If you don’t know what WCF is, consider yourselves lucky.. It is a silly place.
* NEEE *
* Odin reaches down an pulls out two dolls. *
Odin: Evidence A and B. Brad Kane and “ Ken Doll “ Logan.
* Odin takes one in each hand an holds them in front of the diorama. *
Odin: Ladies and gentlemen, these two have gone at it for a long time but neither really has anything to say about it.
* Odin imitates a poor high pitched voice as he shakes the Brad doll. *
Brad Doll: Nobody can knock me off!
* Then he imitates the Ken doll. *
Logan Doll: SHUT UP! BOUDLE!
Odin: That ladies an gentleman has pretty much been the past three years or so in WCF. Brad Kane talks about some invisible pedestal to which he stands atop, even though he hasn’t been very active if at all in recent moths . Then you have.. That… Logan putting together three words, a self conscious remark meant to make himself feel better and little snippets of history that no one cares to remember. In fact, that’s all anyone in this match can tell you. How they used to be something in WCF when as of late all they’ve done was name drop. They talk about Torture, they talk about Slickie T but they don’t mention themselves. Folks, I’ve said it before when I said that beating somebody doesn’t make you a some THING. With all that I’ve done, I’m not done yet where as these guys don’t seem to have much left, contrary to what they’d have you believe. The top guys in the company never need to remind you of that fact, they do.
Brad Doll: But Odin…
Logan Doll: SHUT UP!
Odin: Me on the other hand, What I did yesterday doesn’t really matter. Me winning the title, me beating CD or putting Seth threw a table.. That happened an now something else is going to happen. WAR X is coming but who is ready?
* Both dolls raise their hands as Odin looks down. *
Odin: Are you really? Are either one of you ready to lead the company yet again after your absences?
Brad Doll: No one will knock me down!
Logan Doll: SHUT UP BOUDLE! I’M A THREE TIME WINNER!
* Odin looks at them mockingly impressed. *
Odin: Well boys, that’s all well and good but what about WCF? Which one of you is able, truly able to lead WCF? I mean just because you’ve been here a long time doesn’t mean you possess the qualities to do such a thing and I don’t respect that you both have gain longevity by means of corruption. All that either one of you will do is take that title and drone on an on about matches that happened, not what WILL happen. Hate to brake it to ya boys but your just bad for business. You represent going in reverse an that’s not what WCF needs to do.
Logan Doll: SHUT UP! NO ONE RESPECTS YOU.
Brad Doll: You whining bitch!
Odin: Look whose talking. Yea, it sucks that I was stripped of my title but I’ll turn that negative into a positive right now. By taking WAR and WCF away from the likes you , gaining back the WCF title I’ll become a two time undefeated champion. Ya know, I’m fine with that. I’m totally fine with the two of you shuffling your asses into war, screaming about the same ol’ shit you always scream about- take each other to connector city, what ever the hell Brad Kane’s move is that he hasn’t preformed in a half a billion years. He probably has to re watch old footage of himself just to remember what the damn thing is an by that time he would have already been eliminated because D-Day thinks he’s going to count kuu on you. In fact, all of you want to count ku on me. Noo.. Its not because you hate me. Silly, you’re suppose to hate me. I’m what you call a heel.
Can you say HEEL?
Logan Doll: Shut up!
Odin: No, Logan, telling people doesn’t make you a heel, it makes you emotional fragile an insecure.
Brad Doll: Odin, I’ve beaten men like you before!
* Odin chuckles. *
Odin: Brad, there ain’t nobody like me. You though, how many “ Proven” an “ established” wrestlers like yourself still feel the need to haunt the same company with out actually providing anything credible or tangible to it? When’s the last time you did anything credible; don’t change the subject now. We all know I was whooping ass her but what’s your excuse. Oh yes.. You were out else where, handling your own, right ? Well look at the big brain on Brad. That’s just it though.. You were elsewhere an I was here. I was here when you all abandoned it. Odin Balfore was here an he will continue to be here after he makes sure you’re all gone.
Neither one of you have brought up good points, nor will you because your too focused on what you were and not what you’ll become. I’m already left a strong standing mark on this company but I want more. At war, I’ll get it. I’ll go down as the winner of WAR’s tenth anniversary, the first WCF champion under this new reopening. WCF wants to come into its own again an it can’t do that without me.. With out you two.. It’s been managing just fine.
So where does that bring us now? Where does such a company like WCF go after ten years? Let me tell you where; with me at the helm, with all you haters harping on me about trival things that you wish you’ve done. WCF needs me, you need me. NAAH, don’t kid yourselves.
* They need you like Amy Winehouse needed rehab. Too soon? *
Odin: Every great.. “ Hero “ needs a Villain an that’s what this is. Me verse all of you. I love the fact that you all hate me so much, that means that I’m doing my job an I’ll continue that job in just a few weeks when the world wants what they think is theirs.
* Odin puts the dolls down as he steps in front of the diorama and approaches the camera. *
Odin: I don’t need to convince any of you of the truth that you don’t wish to acknowledge because Monday night that truth will be staring you all in the face. I am the unacknowledged truth, the vengeance that has no end, the devil you know. I am everything, none of you can be.
A Competitor
An Evolving Revolutionary
A Leader
And a Champion
I don’t need to convince anyone that I’m going to win because that’s one of those things that you all fail to acknowledge. To you, I win.. For me, I take. To Brad Kane who thinks I’m every other run of the mill big man, dumb and slow, think again. I’m calculating, I’ll be counting and plotting everything in that ring. I’m not one to waste my energy, I know what needs to be done when it needs to get done. We haven’t crossed paths but I’m sure we will an its Monday night when you will see just how awesome I am. Everyone thinks they are the rightful champion, the man to take the gold but only I can lay that claim. We’ll see how tough the locker room is- how strong the past is against what will be the undeniable future of this company.. Me. I said it in July that I will see it through into the new year an I plan on doing just that.
Taking WAR X away from all of you is what’s going to cement me into the halls of WCF, everything before has all lead up to this point.. The Evolving Revolution that my shadow brings to all that are trapped within it and Monday night, the WCF as a whole, collectively will be trapped in my shadow; never able to separate itself from fifty fifth and fifty sixth World Champion.. The Odin Balfore Era.. The era of The Bad Motha Fucka.. And the Era starts Monday night and the Evolving Revolution shall begin again.. As I power bomb and choke slam every member of the locker room into one heaping pile of broken ambition and forgotten causes, only to set it ablaze with the blinding light that is my WCF future an I claim my rightful place in history.
So I have spoken so it shall.. Come to pass..
~FINN
