Post by Buzzsaw Bundy on Sept 26, 2011 17:31:57 GMT -5
The inside of a gym comes into focus, and the sounds of weights clack rhythmically. As the camera pans, we see big Buzzsaw Bundy on the bench press. As he finishes his reps, he holds the last one up a few seconds, the bar bowing before setting them back on the rack. Sitting up, Buzzsaw take a drink from his water bottle and then dumps it over himself, crudely washing the sweat off.
"Well, looks like the WCF is back, and what away to kick off our return than War. Every since I signed my contract back in Februrary, I've been looking forward to War. Every man in the company in one match, all looking for the win, and being known as the War winner. This year, the prize is much sweeter, the now Vacated World Heavyweight Championship."
Tossing a towel over his head, Buzzsaw stands and moves towards the back of the room. Picking up two 75lbs dumbbells, he begins curling them. "This match will not be easy, multiple former World Champions will be looking to regain the belt, as well as several men who have fallen short looking for their first taste of being the man on top. Then, there are us rookies. What a way to make a name, and mark in this business, than to outlast everyone else in War, and capture the Word Championship.
Now, I'm not under any illusion that I'm gonna personally eliminate everyone in the match. That's just too much for one person to do. Especially for a man with three times as many losses as wins, like myself. I know I haven't had the best start to my career, but I can damn well guarantee that it wasn't the worst. Since the WCF was on hiatus, and is now rebooting, I decided to do the same. I have spent these last few weeks in extensive training, and preparing for just this moment. It is now time for me to be the dominant big man that I am.
A statement will be made in Oley PA, and while that statement may not culminate in me being the new face of this company, everyone will know just who is the dominant one. I will be causing mass chaos and destruction in that ring. There is only one man who can match me for size, the former champion, Odin Balfore. Now, while Oldin has had a great career, it is time for me to step up. I am stronger, younger, and far more hungry. Get ready WCF, because this brick shithouse wall of solid muscle is coming for the title."
"Well, looks like the WCF is back, and what away to kick off our return than War. Every since I signed my contract back in Februrary, I've been looking forward to War. Every man in the company in one match, all looking for the win, and being known as the War winner. This year, the prize is much sweeter, the now Vacated World Heavyweight Championship."
Tossing a towel over his head, Buzzsaw stands and moves towards the back of the room. Picking up two 75lbs dumbbells, he begins curling them. "This match will not be easy, multiple former World Champions will be looking to regain the belt, as well as several men who have fallen short looking for their first taste of being the man on top. Then, there are us rookies. What a way to make a name, and mark in this business, than to outlast everyone else in War, and capture the Word Championship.
Now, I'm not under any illusion that I'm gonna personally eliminate everyone in the match. That's just too much for one person to do. Especially for a man with three times as many losses as wins, like myself. I know I haven't had the best start to my career, but I can damn well guarantee that it wasn't the worst. Since the WCF was on hiatus, and is now rebooting, I decided to do the same. I have spent these last few weeks in extensive training, and preparing for just this moment. It is now time for me to be the dominant big man that I am.
A statement will be made in Oley PA, and while that statement may not culminate in me being the new face of this company, everyone will know just who is the dominant one. I will be causing mass chaos and destruction in that ring. There is only one man who can match me for size, the former champion, Odin Balfore. Now, while Oldin has had a great career, it is time for me to step up. I am stronger, younger, and far more hungry. Get ready WCF, because this brick shithouse wall of solid muscle is coming for the title."
