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Post by Seth on Sept 24, 2011 17:12:26 GMT -5
The Loganvisionaries screens light up from black to real feed and LIVE from his locker room in IWF.. he appears, his face directed straight into the camera.
LOGAN: Seth…
Trailing his words in dramatic fashion.
LOGAN: … Lerch. The news is in town, the grape vine is playing music and I hear that music! The word is, the DEAL is; is that you’re back.
His lips stamp shut and if a viewer paused the television; paused Loganvision, his face will appear to resemble that of a statue and only that for just a second, an ever-lasting second.
LOGAN: Seth Lerch.. is back. The WCF is finally back. He has returned.. home. Seth, we’ve had more up and downs than Kaylyn James during a blowjob, but know this, KNOW THIS, the Face of Treachery, the lid shutter of all the trashcan mouths, the ticket master of Connector City.. he, no, I, owe you. I owe you and you deserve what I owe you. Seth, I owe you my heart, my sweat, my tears, my gawd damn genuine straight up honest LOVE.
He takes a breather.
LOGAN: You are quietly simply put the only person, good or bad, that has always and ever will be at my side. So, sincerely from the back alleys of Connector City, from the back of Jay Price’s hairy ass back, from the back and BOTTOM of my heart.. thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
WCF forever.
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Post by Seth on Sept 24, 2011 17:16:06 GMT -5
We open up in Seth Lerch's current place of residence in Fleetwood, Pennsylvania. Seth is seated on his couch, and veteran WCF interviewer Hank Brown is seated nearby.
Hank Brown: Seth, thank you for allowing me, and the WCF audience, into your home for this special interview.
Seth Lerch: No, Hank, thank you for coming! I asked you here, after all. This is an important interview, as I'm going to answer all your questions about the future of the Wrestling Championship Federation.
Hank Brown: First things first, Seth. I'm sure we're all wondering where you've been for the past seven or eight months! You just disappeared, leaving Mark Markman of all people in charge.
Seth Lerch: That was not by choice. I was forced away from WCF due to a legal situation, and without much time to make any real plans for my absence. So yes, Mark Markman ended up in charge.
Hank Brown: Where is he now?
Seth Lerch: Running the official WCF Fanclub, naturally.
Hank Brown: And what about this legal situation?
Seth Lerch: Much like many beloved wrestlers from Impact Wrestling, I got a DUI. My second one, actually. I won't bore you with the details of what goes on after that, but it wasn't fun, and it has been several months until I've managed to get back into a situation where I could return to the company. Right on time, too, after the hiatus that began following Revenge.
Hank Brown: So that brings us back to business. Revenge ended quite bizarrely, with no one winning the match unifying the US, TV, and Hardcore Titles.
Seth Lerch: That is one big reason that I've decided to vacate all Titles. As for which belts will remain active, the World Title of course, as well as the Hardcore and Television Titles. The United States and Tag Titles will remain in limbo for the time being.
Hank Brown: So Odin Balfore is being forced to relinquish the World Title?
Seth Lerch: Yes. I realize this might be a bit unfair to Mr. Balfore, but I think its a necessary thing to do. A fresh start for the entire company.
Hank Brown: How will the new Champions be decided?
Seth Lerch: Well... as I said earlier, the timing couldn't be better, because I'm back right in time... for War.
Hank Brown: War! For those of you who are newer WCF fans, the War match is a Royal Rumble style match, but with eliminations coming only via pinfall or submission.
Seth Lerch: That's right. Every active wrestler in WCF will be involved, including Odin Balfore, of course. War X will take place on October 3rd. One wrestler will go through all others, and the last man standing will come out the new World Champion.
Hank Brown: Well, Seth-
Suddenly, Hank is interrupted by Odin Balfore forcing his way through the crowd of on looking TV crew members. Odin shoves Hank aside as he grabs Seth by the shirt, lifting him up and shaking him.
Odin Balfore: Who the fuck do you think you are; huh? You think just because you can walk your busted ass back in WCF that you can just throw your power around.
Hank Brown: But Odin-
Odin Balfore: Shut up Hank, I know who he is- I just wana know where the hell he gets off doing it!
WCF security rushes in and grabs Odin, pulling him off an away from Seth.
Odin Balfore: Yeah, you’re scared. You’re scared of the Odin Balfore legacy! You’re scared that I’m going to shit all over your precious little ten years of circle jerk that this company played with the world title. I’m the guy that made this title worth a damn when the world around it was failing!
Odin shrugs off the and grabs Seth again.
Odin Balfore: You’re afraid of me and with good reason! I’ve done things no one in this company have done!
The security gets Odin again and start to drag him away.
Hank Brown: Odin, just get out of here, you’re embarrassing yourself. This isn’t how the world champion should act.
Seth Lerch: I agree Odin, lets not make this worse on you.
Hank and Seth get up to try and help usher Odin away but Odin’s not done yet.
Odin Balfore: Make it worse on me? There’s a whole fucking conspiracy about me, first CD, now you!
Hank Brown: Come on Odin, lets go.
Odin Balfore: You’re right though Seth, it’s gonna get worse before it gets better.
Odin throws off the security as he lunges and takes set by the throat. Odin quickly lifts Seth off the ground and choke slams him through Seth’s coffee table. The room is stunned at what just happened, all afraid to step in fearing that they might be next.
Odin Balfore: You’re right Seth, its gonna get worse- for you. I’m the World Champion whether you wana acknowledge it or not. So I have spoken, so it shall come to pass..
The screen fades to black.
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