Post by khardaway on Aug 22, 2011 14:31:30 GMT -5
I’m not getting into too much of a spiel this week, because to be quite honest, there isn’t much to talk about. It’s right there in black and white and red all over. Some punk out there believes that the current tag team he’s in right now is the best in the world. Wow. There is an overstatement of the century if I ever heard one. Reb was absolutely right in saying that the only reason you are Tag champions is because his team is dead in the water. I’m also absolutely right in the saying that the only reason you’re Tag champions is because there’s no one to face for the damn things. In theory, if you look in the record books, I believe you’ll see a little blurb next to the recent history of the titles. What does it read?
06/27/11: Mr. FPV and Roy Speede defeat Donald "D-Day" Deruty and Logan to win the WCF Tag Team Championships when FPV pins Logan during a tag match on Slam in Oley, Pennsylvania. Logan was teaming with Deruty as a fill-in for the injured Jay Williams. This is FPV and Speede's first Tag Title reign together, and Speede's second overall.
Did you read that correctly? Let me bold that for you…
Logan was teaming with Deruty as a fill-in for the injured Jay Williams.
So in theory…you two worthless douchebags are holding something that still belongs to me. Hell, blame Logan for that happening. Then again, blame Logan for a lot of things...
But you know what, keep it for now…because that just means there’s another reign to add to my accomplishments. If me and Reb win the belts tonight, we both set a record for overall Tag Title reigns for one superstar. Of course, he has more of a tag experience than I do…actually, I shouldn’t say that, I have just as much tag experience as he does. Surely, it’s not in WCF, but it’s still enough regardless. Those titles have been home to me more than you can ever imagine. Don’t remember me and Brad Kane winning those titles? Where Brad almost had his career end on a botched move? Up until I beat Reb for the World Heavyweight Championship, that was my favorite win of my career here. The Girlfriend Search…find it and watch it, because I’m sure you’ll get more laughs out of that than some silly flavor of the month that is famous because he’s filled with crazy pills. OOOOH, WINNING! Go to rehab and get off my television screen.
I’m getting ahead of myself here. Either way, when you look at Reb, then you look at me, then you look at me, then you look back at Reb, then you look back at me, then you look at that hot supermodel over there, then my wife, then a cookie, then the both of us, you guys will notice that you’re in for the longest night of your lives. Or however many of you guys decide to show. In my eyes, it looks like we’re not going to see all of you. So there you go. I would have more to say, but I honestly don’t care. If two hacks don’t care about “Jay Whee-ums” (what the fuck am I, a snack treat? I’d totally eat some Whee-ums though), then I don’t care about you two. And if some little pieces of whalebarf want to call themselves the greatest, let them…we’ll see what happens when the WCF comes back from hiatus. FPV will probably be in some random promotion that no one has ever heard about, you know, those D-promotions that get money because Doink the Clown and Abdullah the Butcher will be there signing shit. And as for Speede…he’ll just disappear. Everybody will be going…
Random average hot chick: Roy who?
Jay Williams: Roy Speede.
Average random dude: OHHHH, you mean the guy who was known for being a pussy all his career.
Hey, they said it, not me.
06/27/11: Mr. FPV and Roy Speede defeat Donald "D-Day" Deruty and Logan to win the WCF Tag Team Championships when FPV pins Logan during a tag match on Slam in Oley, Pennsylvania. Logan was teaming with Deruty as a fill-in for the injured Jay Williams. This is FPV and Speede's first Tag Title reign together, and Speede's second overall.
Did you read that correctly? Let me bold that for you…
Logan was teaming with Deruty as a fill-in for the injured Jay Williams.
So in theory…you two worthless douchebags are holding something that still belongs to me. Hell, blame Logan for that happening. Then again, blame Logan for a lot of things...
But you know what, keep it for now…because that just means there’s another reign to add to my accomplishments. If me and Reb win the belts tonight, we both set a record for overall Tag Title reigns for one superstar. Of course, he has more of a tag experience than I do…actually, I shouldn’t say that, I have just as much tag experience as he does. Surely, it’s not in WCF, but it’s still enough regardless. Those titles have been home to me more than you can ever imagine. Don’t remember me and Brad Kane winning those titles? Where Brad almost had his career end on a botched move? Up until I beat Reb for the World Heavyweight Championship, that was my favorite win of my career here. The Girlfriend Search…find it and watch it, because I’m sure you’ll get more laughs out of that than some silly flavor of the month that is famous because he’s filled with crazy pills. OOOOH, WINNING! Go to rehab and get off my television screen.
I’m getting ahead of myself here. Either way, when you look at Reb, then you look at me, then you look at me, then you look back at Reb, then you look back at me, then you look at that hot supermodel over there, then my wife, then a cookie, then the both of us, you guys will notice that you’re in for the longest night of your lives. Or however many of you guys decide to show. In my eyes, it looks like we’re not going to see all of you. So there you go. I would have more to say, but I honestly don’t care. If two hacks don’t care about “Jay Whee-ums” (what the fuck am I, a snack treat? I’d totally eat some Whee-ums though), then I don’t care about you two. And if some little pieces of whalebarf want to call themselves the greatest, let them…we’ll see what happens when the WCF comes back from hiatus. FPV will probably be in some random promotion that no one has ever heard about, you know, those D-promotions that get money because Doink the Clown and Abdullah the Butcher will be there signing shit. And as for Speede…he’ll just disappear. Everybody will be going…
Random average hot chick: Roy who?
Jay Williams: Roy Speede.
Average random dude: OHHHH, you mean the guy who was known for being a pussy all his career.
Hey, they said it, not me.
