Post by Odin Balfore on Aug 19, 2011 17:46:27 GMT -5
" Make you Famous "
RP1
WCF PPV - Revenge
WCF World Title Match
Odin Balfore ( C )
vs.
Creeping Death.
_______________________________________
Scene One
Minneapolis, Minnesota.
- The End of Slam!
* Odin and Baines make their way to the backstage where Hank Brown is waiting to interview them. They casually ignore him as he power walks to try an keep up to get the word on their match. *
Hank: Guys, guys! Wait, guys!
* The Alliance turns around and shoots Hank a look. *
Hank: Whoa, easy.. I just want to get your thoughts on what just happened.
Baines: Thoughts on what; that we went out there an out classed two bums.
Hank: Well, yeah.
Baines: They ran their mouths, like them coming back would make a difference and what just happened; we showed them that we are unstoppable.
Odin: Two men came back thinking that they were in the prime shape of their life an they aren’t. Seventy, eighty, ninety, one hundred percent, it doesn’t matter. Odin Balfore an Phillip Baines are unstoppable- its just the truth. So what ever you want to talk about- we left the answers in the ring; hows that for answering your questions.
Hank: Well there’s already talk about the card next week- it’s the Pay Per View. Word going around Odin is that you’re fighting Creeping Death for your title.
Baines: You don’t need me here to rip CD a new one, I’ll catch up with you in a bit.
* Odin nods as Baines walks off towards the locker room. *
Hank: So what do you think, Odin?
* Odin smiles a crooked smile. *
Odin: What CD lacks in brains he makes up for in balls. That’s admirable but that only gets you so damn far. This just goes to show you how desperate this man, this company is to try and stop me. I’ll tell you what, it damn sure explains the crap booking I’ve had recently with all these bullshit tag team matches. I’m sure he did that on purpose to try and get under my skin.
Hank: Well we know that you weren’t a fan of them.
Odin: damn right but it didn’t take this away from me.
* Odin taps on the world title that’s slung over his shoulder. *
Odin: So what, it just so happens that the briefcase up for grabs in that match was for a shot at me? Who the hell is Adam young anyways an why would it just so happen that he would have a chance at my title?Yeah, I saw what went down an it just shows me that WCF is on the run. It has no idea how to compete with Odin Balfore an at Revenge.. Corey will find that out first hand too.
* Odin walks off to go back to his locker room as the scene fades. *
_______________________________________
Scene Two: “ Revenge”
Location: Des Moines, Iowa
* The scene opens up to Odin Balfore with Jeans, T-shirt and cowboy boots on walking through one of many cow pastures that dot the Iowa landscape. Odin strolls along a fence as cows and hay bails can be seen in the background. *
Odin: So this, right behind me is where Revenge is suppose to take place? Right here in cow county, USA? I guess maybe that’s a fitting place because this revenge is a bunch of cow shit. It’s not so much revenge as it is desperation, is it ? You might as well call this pay per view “ last ditch effort.’ As far as I see it, that’s what it really is. Revenge is WCF’s LAST ditch effort to try an counter act Ragnarok, its WCF’s last effort to take control of the Nordic tank. You see, Creeping Death knew what he was getting himself into when he put the belt on me. Odin Balfore is the only man left in WCF that is actually credibility.. Aside from the Ryan Blakes of the world.
Now is the time when WCF realized that it can no longer rest on or rely on those that have helped it along. Everyone worth having has gone away. So now WCF is left what you see before you right now- the most dominating champion in WCF history. So being that I’m the only one capable of leading WCF and carrying the tremendous burden that it’s past has laid upon it, how am I repaid?
With Revenge?
You must be fucking kidding me, just as much as this is the venue to such a powerful statement such as Revenge? WCF shouldn’t be taking it out on me but on themselves; on Reb, Williams, on D-Day. The “ Iconic Order’ who are only Icons by default and not by merit. Ya know, I’m not the most dominant champion because I beat anyone in particular- that’s not what makes great. I don’t have any notable feuds because I just beat everybody. Now that I’ve given legit credibility and hope to WCF they want to lash out at me.. Ok.. I can be a bad motha fucka.
It’s not even so much that WCF wants revenge but the only person able to come forth and challenge me is Creeping Death? Creeping Death who just happens to pull down a brief case with a title shot in it from a match that opened a show with a man who if he even said my name would spontaneously combust. Who the fuck is Adam young anyway to begin with to even be considered for a match against me. I thought my TV had turrets syndrome for a month because this guy would just interrupt the wheel for like ten seconds- tell me to go to church and then boom.. I missed who bought the fucking vowel. Well I guess someone in WCF needs to buy a fucking clue because this match with CD is just going to be an absolute mess. We’ll top of this shit sandwich with the fact that CD books. This tell me that he knows there ain’t nothing anyone can do outside of ME that can stop ME… or is it personal pride that’s the reason he gave himself this previously unmentioned title shot? Is it Pride CD that’s gnawing at you? Are you mad because I’m the guy in the spot light, to your sha-grin . Are you mad at me because I truly represent the fact that the past that all of you seem to love so much is dead an that I want to make sure it stays that way? Listen, you know as well as I do that shit ain’t going to change unless you let it. Bouncing this belt around to the same three guys isn’t how business works. This is the WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP.. NOT KJE.
You wana take your frustrations out on me, you wana step in the ring and try me out.. We can do that. I can tell you right now though that I’m not afraid of losing my job when I crush your face in. I’m not afraid of getting suspended or striped of my title because I bruised your ego a bit too much. You remember that WCF is the way it is because of the way you treated it. I didn’t do this to the company.. I came in with knowledge, experience and the practicality needed to take a place out of the cow shit that its currently in an bring it back up to where it should be. The fact that you’re not where you’d like to be with the company isn’t my fault.. It’s yours. What is my fault is the fact that WCf will gain recognition, that guys will line up from miles around to compete against me because unlike all your other bullshit, wana be champions- I’m a household name. You wana step in the ring with me Corey.. I’ll make you famous.
* Where have we heard that before? *
If you wana step into the ring with me Corey.. I’ll do what all the other fifty or so champions before me couldn’t do.. What Torture and Seth couldn’t do.. An even what YOU yourself couldn’t do.. Corey, CD, Creeping Death.. You step into the ring with me.. I’ll make you a house hold name. Isn’t that the shit kicker, the fact that with everything you’ve given to wrestling it takes losing to Odin Balfore to do what previously thought impossible.. Become instantly recognizable.. I’ll make you famous CD.. I’ll make WCF famous.. I’ll make the both of you house hold names.. I’ll make your wives want you again.. I’ll make them proud to be with you again an no longer walk around with their heads hung in shame.. But then.. I’ll blow up that house.
Remember, this place exists.. Because I allow it to exist. We all know that if I wasn’t here Iconic Order would be passing that title around like the cookie in a circle jerk. Nothing would have gotten done and you would find out when its way, way to late that you’ve pretty much been burning your money just for the sake of burning your money. The truth of the matter CD is that you don’t have money to burn, I do. If you wana fire me, suspend me, strip me of the title because you can’t take the cold hard facts that is the reality of the WCF. I’m gone. I’m out of here- lost to the haze on the setting horizon with no love lost, no skin off my back but guess what you’ll be left with.. Just take a wild guess..
* Odin nods his head. *
That’s right, club soda and rice crackers. You’re left with what got you in this mess in the first place; as for me.. I’ll be out in Maui somewhere drinking cocktails. So we can make this a Revenge thing because I’m so dominate, we can make it a pride thing because WCF is pretty much at my mercy- it really doesn’t matter what you call it because either way this shits going down.
REVENGE: Odin Balfore Verse Creeping Death for the WCF World Title.
Are you really grasping the concept of that match? I know you’re not foolish enough to think that you’ve gotten the upper hand against me after you just went through the most bogus light bulb match ever in the history of this business. I know you won’t claim that you wasn’t a hundred percent or that you weren’t prepared.. Who the fuck am I kidding.. Of coarse you are.. You’re all of these things. The one thing CD that you arent prepared for, that you can never prepare for is the imposing physicality that I bring in my matches. I know that you were trained in this “ suicidal ” style of wrestling but tell me what the fuck suicidal is.. I know. It comes with growing up in fucking IOWA! Face it CD, you hate yourself, you
hate your home town that you were forced to grow up in.. you hate what WCF has become and you hate the fact that I’m pretty much taking it all way.
Hate is baggage though. Hate is a very strong turn of phrase. Maybe you dislike yourself for the things you’ve done and that you only have yourself to blame for them. Maybe you dislike IOWA because its so boring and dull. You dislike it because it was furthest away from where you were in yourself - in hopes that it would clam you down. Maybe you dislike WCF because you couldn’t get your shit together an you had to take break after break so that your legacy in WCF is always on shifting sand.. …
and maybe you dislike me because you envy me.
Because you see what you should have been in WCF, truly in what I currently am.
Or
maybe I could be wrong.
That is just speculation but probably not far off from the truth. What I know to be true is the match and the kind of man that you are. You see, since I’ve been literally all over the world for over a decade.. I’ve faced every kind of man.. Yes, including men like you CD and yes.. There are others like you. In fact, there’s more guys like you then I’d like to admit. It always seems as if there’s four of five guys that come and go from a company that have either murdered someone or seen people get murdered.. Have been adopted, have seen wrestling as an ends to a means because they don’t know how to be a productive member of society.. Being a lame duck or a psychopath isn’t the “ IN” to pro wrestling. You poses ZERO qualities and or traits that I haven’t already, seen, dealt with and destroyed.
How’s that make you feel CD.. To know that you aren’t special in my eyes. You aren’t feared in my eyes.. To know that I know how to counter act every little bullshit thing that your going to do. So bring Creeping Death, Creeping Dragon, Creeping Gematria, or even Joker Death.. Hell bring Corey Black to the party too but just remember that all of them aren’t ODIN FUCKING BALFORE! The fact that you had to actually split yourself off into four other personalities just shows me that you have to make excuses for your short comings in this business an in life..
So…
Creeping Death, Creeping Dragon, Creeping Gematria, Joker Death.. Corey Black.. What ever you want to call yourself for our match, for your show down with me.. Be prideful, be arrogant, be greedy, be “ suicidal” be and do what ever it is you feel you need to do.. Then execute it a million an two times over because that’s what its gonna take to defeat me.
Be suicidal, be hardcore.. Don’t care about human life.. I sure as fuck don’t. You have to rely on being insane to get your job done.. I just have to use my god given talents. I have over a foot an over a hundred forty pounds on you.. Be as insane as you want to be.. Go get yourselves an H2.. Come drive it down to the ring.. Hell I’ll even blindfold myself and you can fucking hit me with a truck.. I’ll still see it coming. As crazy as it sounds, that I can counter being hit by a truck.. I can see it coming because guys like you aren’t talented.. You’re desperate. You’re desperate for attention, for skill, for notoriety.. For everything in life because deep down you refuse to take responsibility for the fact that COREY BLACK SCREWED COREY BLACK
That’s ok because in Cow Town USA, the piece of shit that is Corey Black’s home town; fucking god forsaken Des Moines, Iowa .. You’ll have to face the life that you led an have no one to apologize to but yourself.
Your dad, your brothers, your sisters, your motha, your trainers.. WCF… you have a long fucking list of cards to write out. Be it long hand or short but your wrist will be nothing more then a broken and bleeding nub after I get done with you. Every hit you take in this match and there will be a lot of them is a hand written apology that I forced you to write. I know that guys like you wronged a lot of people.. More people then you’d like to recant but they’re there.
Revenge isn’t really vengeance because Corey Black was upstaged by me.. that’s not exactly a hard thing to do.. No
no.. Revenge is really Corey Black verse Corey Black but how can Corey Black fight himself and Odin Balfore; easy.. He can’t and the sooner he realizes this.. The faster I can go onto whooping the father of worthless bunch of hacks to ever step through the door of WCF or his diddler brother in law that everyone just refers to as “ Uncle Bob”. Yeah.. Jay Price and uncle Bob have a lot of kids.. Guys that show up and do nothing.. Or guys that stick around, leech off other people and do nothing..
Guys.. Wow.. Guys like Corey Black..
* Odin snickers. *
hehehe… now isn’t that the most humbling thing of them all.. Except for of coarse losing to Odin Balfore.. But losing to Odin Balfore doesn’t make you bad, it just makes you one of Prices kid’s, molested by Oblivion and jerked off by KJE..
So just remember Corey.. I can’t fuck you up more then you already are, although lord knows that it won‘t stop me from hitting Ragnarok on you and power bombing you through the fucking ring.. .. So be thankful for that..
But I can make you famous.. And I WILL walk out of this shit town you once called home the WCF World Champion and THAT WILL be epic..
So I have spoken so it shall come to pass.
* The cameras start to fade out as Odin walks out of frame. *
~~FINN
RP1
WCF PPV - Revenge
WCF World Title Match
Odin Balfore ( C )
vs.
Creeping Death.
_______________________________________
Scene One
Minneapolis, Minnesota.
- The End of Slam!
* Odin and Baines make their way to the backstage where Hank Brown is waiting to interview them. They casually ignore him as he power walks to try an keep up to get the word on their match. *
Hank: Guys, guys! Wait, guys!
* The Alliance turns around and shoots Hank a look. *
Hank: Whoa, easy.. I just want to get your thoughts on what just happened.
Baines: Thoughts on what; that we went out there an out classed two bums.
Hank: Well, yeah.
Baines: They ran their mouths, like them coming back would make a difference and what just happened; we showed them that we are unstoppable.
Odin: Two men came back thinking that they were in the prime shape of their life an they aren’t. Seventy, eighty, ninety, one hundred percent, it doesn’t matter. Odin Balfore an Phillip Baines are unstoppable- its just the truth. So what ever you want to talk about- we left the answers in the ring; hows that for answering your questions.
Hank: Well there’s already talk about the card next week- it’s the Pay Per View. Word going around Odin is that you’re fighting Creeping Death for your title.
Baines: You don’t need me here to rip CD a new one, I’ll catch up with you in a bit.
* Odin nods as Baines walks off towards the locker room. *
Hank: So what do you think, Odin?
* Odin smiles a crooked smile. *
Odin: What CD lacks in brains he makes up for in balls. That’s admirable but that only gets you so damn far. This just goes to show you how desperate this man, this company is to try and stop me. I’ll tell you what, it damn sure explains the crap booking I’ve had recently with all these bullshit tag team matches. I’m sure he did that on purpose to try and get under my skin.
Hank: Well we know that you weren’t a fan of them.
Odin: damn right but it didn’t take this away from me.
* Odin taps on the world title that’s slung over his shoulder. *
Odin: So what, it just so happens that the briefcase up for grabs in that match was for a shot at me? Who the hell is Adam young anyways an why would it just so happen that he would have a chance at my title?Yeah, I saw what went down an it just shows me that WCF is on the run. It has no idea how to compete with Odin Balfore an at Revenge.. Corey will find that out first hand too.
* Odin walks off to go back to his locker room as the scene fades. *
_______________________________________
Scene Two: “ Revenge”
Location: Des Moines, Iowa
* The scene opens up to Odin Balfore with Jeans, T-shirt and cowboy boots on walking through one of many cow pastures that dot the Iowa landscape. Odin strolls along a fence as cows and hay bails can be seen in the background. *
Odin: So this, right behind me is where Revenge is suppose to take place? Right here in cow county, USA? I guess maybe that’s a fitting place because this revenge is a bunch of cow shit. It’s not so much revenge as it is desperation, is it ? You might as well call this pay per view “ last ditch effort.’ As far as I see it, that’s what it really is. Revenge is WCF’s LAST ditch effort to try an counter act Ragnarok, its WCF’s last effort to take control of the Nordic tank. You see, Creeping Death knew what he was getting himself into when he put the belt on me. Odin Balfore is the only man left in WCF that is actually credibility.. Aside from the Ryan Blakes of the world.
Now is the time when WCF realized that it can no longer rest on or rely on those that have helped it along. Everyone worth having has gone away. So now WCF is left what you see before you right now- the most dominating champion in WCF history. So being that I’m the only one capable of leading WCF and carrying the tremendous burden that it’s past has laid upon it, how am I repaid?
With Revenge?
You must be fucking kidding me, just as much as this is the venue to such a powerful statement such as Revenge? WCF shouldn’t be taking it out on me but on themselves; on Reb, Williams, on D-Day. The “ Iconic Order’ who are only Icons by default and not by merit. Ya know, I’m not the most dominant champion because I beat anyone in particular- that’s not what makes great. I don’t have any notable feuds because I just beat everybody. Now that I’ve given legit credibility and hope to WCF they want to lash out at me.. Ok.. I can be a bad motha fucka.
It’s not even so much that WCF wants revenge but the only person able to come forth and challenge me is Creeping Death? Creeping Death who just happens to pull down a brief case with a title shot in it from a match that opened a show with a man who if he even said my name would spontaneously combust. Who the fuck is Adam young anyway to begin with to even be considered for a match against me. I thought my TV had turrets syndrome for a month because this guy would just interrupt the wheel for like ten seconds- tell me to go to church and then boom.. I missed who bought the fucking vowel. Well I guess someone in WCF needs to buy a fucking clue because this match with CD is just going to be an absolute mess. We’ll top of this shit sandwich with the fact that CD books. This tell me that he knows there ain’t nothing anyone can do outside of ME that can stop ME… or is it personal pride that’s the reason he gave himself this previously unmentioned title shot? Is it Pride CD that’s gnawing at you? Are you mad because I’m the guy in the spot light, to your sha-grin . Are you mad at me because I truly represent the fact that the past that all of you seem to love so much is dead an that I want to make sure it stays that way? Listen, you know as well as I do that shit ain’t going to change unless you let it. Bouncing this belt around to the same three guys isn’t how business works. This is the WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP.. NOT KJE.
You wana take your frustrations out on me, you wana step in the ring and try me out.. We can do that. I can tell you right now though that I’m not afraid of losing my job when I crush your face in. I’m not afraid of getting suspended or striped of my title because I bruised your ego a bit too much. You remember that WCF is the way it is because of the way you treated it. I didn’t do this to the company.. I came in with knowledge, experience and the practicality needed to take a place out of the cow shit that its currently in an bring it back up to where it should be. The fact that you’re not where you’d like to be with the company isn’t my fault.. It’s yours. What is my fault is the fact that WCf will gain recognition, that guys will line up from miles around to compete against me because unlike all your other bullshit, wana be champions- I’m a household name. You wana step in the ring with me Corey.. I’ll make you famous.
* Where have we heard that before? *
If you wana step into the ring with me Corey.. I’ll do what all the other fifty or so champions before me couldn’t do.. What Torture and Seth couldn’t do.. An even what YOU yourself couldn’t do.. Corey, CD, Creeping Death.. You step into the ring with me.. I’ll make you a house hold name. Isn’t that the shit kicker, the fact that with everything you’ve given to wrestling it takes losing to Odin Balfore to do what previously thought impossible.. Become instantly recognizable.. I’ll make you famous CD.. I’ll make WCF famous.. I’ll make the both of you house hold names.. I’ll make your wives want you again.. I’ll make them proud to be with you again an no longer walk around with their heads hung in shame.. But then.. I’ll blow up that house.
Remember, this place exists.. Because I allow it to exist. We all know that if I wasn’t here Iconic Order would be passing that title around like the cookie in a circle jerk. Nothing would have gotten done and you would find out when its way, way to late that you’ve pretty much been burning your money just for the sake of burning your money. The truth of the matter CD is that you don’t have money to burn, I do. If you wana fire me, suspend me, strip me of the title because you can’t take the cold hard facts that is the reality of the WCF. I’m gone. I’m out of here- lost to the haze on the setting horizon with no love lost, no skin off my back but guess what you’ll be left with.. Just take a wild guess..
* Odin nods his head. *
That’s right, club soda and rice crackers. You’re left with what got you in this mess in the first place; as for me.. I’ll be out in Maui somewhere drinking cocktails. So we can make this a Revenge thing because I’m so dominate, we can make it a pride thing because WCF is pretty much at my mercy- it really doesn’t matter what you call it because either way this shits going down.
REVENGE: Odin Balfore Verse Creeping Death for the WCF World Title.
Are you really grasping the concept of that match? I know you’re not foolish enough to think that you’ve gotten the upper hand against me after you just went through the most bogus light bulb match ever in the history of this business. I know you won’t claim that you wasn’t a hundred percent or that you weren’t prepared.. Who the fuck am I kidding.. Of coarse you are.. You’re all of these things. The one thing CD that you arent prepared for, that you can never prepare for is the imposing physicality that I bring in my matches. I know that you were trained in this “ suicidal ” style of wrestling but tell me what the fuck suicidal is.. I know. It comes with growing up in fucking IOWA! Face it CD, you hate yourself, you
hate your home town that you were forced to grow up in.. you hate what WCF has become and you hate the fact that I’m pretty much taking it all way.
Hate is baggage though. Hate is a very strong turn of phrase. Maybe you dislike yourself for the things you’ve done and that you only have yourself to blame for them. Maybe you dislike IOWA because its so boring and dull. You dislike it because it was furthest away from where you were in yourself - in hopes that it would clam you down. Maybe you dislike WCF because you couldn’t get your shit together an you had to take break after break so that your legacy in WCF is always on shifting sand.. …
and maybe you dislike me because you envy me.
Because you see what you should have been in WCF, truly in what I currently am.
Or
maybe I could be wrong.
That is just speculation but probably not far off from the truth. What I know to be true is the match and the kind of man that you are. You see, since I’ve been literally all over the world for over a decade.. I’ve faced every kind of man.. Yes, including men like you CD and yes.. There are others like you. In fact, there’s more guys like you then I’d like to admit. It always seems as if there’s four of five guys that come and go from a company that have either murdered someone or seen people get murdered.. Have been adopted, have seen wrestling as an ends to a means because they don’t know how to be a productive member of society.. Being a lame duck or a psychopath isn’t the “ IN” to pro wrestling. You poses ZERO qualities and or traits that I haven’t already, seen, dealt with and destroyed.
How’s that make you feel CD.. To know that you aren’t special in my eyes. You aren’t feared in my eyes.. To know that I know how to counter act every little bullshit thing that your going to do. So bring Creeping Death, Creeping Dragon, Creeping Gematria, or even Joker Death.. Hell bring Corey Black to the party too but just remember that all of them aren’t ODIN FUCKING BALFORE! The fact that you had to actually split yourself off into four other personalities just shows me that you have to make excuses for your short comings in this business an in life..
So…
Creeping Death, Creeping Dragon, Creeping Gematria, Joker Death.. Corey Black.. What ever you want to call yourself for our match, for your show down with me.. Be prideful, be arrogant, be greedy, be “ suicidal” be and do what ever it is you feel you need to do.. Then execute it a million an two times over because that’s what its gonna take to defeat me.
Be suicidal, be hardcore.. Don’t care about human life.. I sure as fuck don’t. You have to rely on being insane to get your job done.. I just have to use my god given talents. I have over a foot an over a hundred forty pounds on you.. Be as insane as you want to be.. Go get yourselves an H2.. Come drive it down to the ring.. Hell I’ll even blindfold myself and you can fucking hit me with a truck.. I’ll still see it coming. As crazy as it sounds, that I can counter being hit by a truck.. I can see it coming because guys like you aren’t talented.. You’re desperate. You’re desperate for attention, for skill, for notoriety.. For everything in life because deep down you refuse to take responsibility for the fact that COREY BLACK SCREWED COREY BLACK
That’s ok because in Cow Town USA, the piece of shit that is Corey Black’s home town; fucking god forsaken Des Moines, Iowa .. You’ll have to face the life that you led an have no one to apologize to but yourself.
Your dad, your brothers, your sisters, your motha, your trainers.. WCF… you have a long fucking list of cards to write out. Be it long hand or short but your wrist will be nothing more then a broken and bleeding nub after I get done with you. Every hit you take in this match and there will be a lot of them is a hand written apology that I forced you to write. I know that guys like you wronged a lot of people.. More people then you’d like to recant but they’re there.
Revenge isn’t really vengeance because Corey Black was upstaged by me.. that’s not exactly a hard thing to do.. No
no.. Revenge is really Corey Black verse Corey Black but how can Corey Black fight himself and Odin Balfore; easy.. He can’t and the sooner he realizes this.. The faster I can go onto whooping the father of worthless bunch of hacks to ever step through the door of WCF or his diddler brother in law that everyone just refers to as “ Uncle Bob”. Yeah.. Jay Price and uncle Bob have a lot of kids.. Guys that show up and do nothing.. Or guys that stick around, leech off other people and do nothing..
Guys.. Wow.. Guys like Corey Black..
* Odin snickers. *
hehehe… now isn’t that the most humbling thing of them all.. Except for of coarse losing to Odin Balfore.. But losing to Odin Balfore doesn’t make you bad, it just makes you one of Prices kid’s, molested by Oblivion and jerked off by KJE..
So just remember Corey.. I can’t fuck you up more then you already are, although lord knows that it won‘t stop me from hitting Ragnarok on you and power bombing you through the fucking ring.. .. So be thankful for that..
But I can make you famous.. And I WILL walk out of this shit town you once called home the WCF World Champion and THAT WILL be epic..
So I have spoken so it shall come to pass.
* The cameras start to fade out as Odin walks out of frame. *
~~FINN
