Post by russellmorris on Aug 12, 2011 21:33:21 GMT -5
*Hank Brown stands in front of a WCF logo at the WCF Arena.*
Brown: Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce the newest tag team in WCF, and half of this team should look very familiar. “Magnificent” Russell Morris and “Marvelous” Michael Chevalier, the Dreamboat Express.
*The Dreamboats walk out, one on one side of Hank Brown and one on the other.*
Brown: Well, Russell, seems like you have abandoned your dreams of solo gold pretty quickly.
Russell: Hank, that may be how it looks to you daddy, but I promise you, this is only a way for me to put even more gold around my waist. You are with the future tag team champions, and then me and Michael are takin’ ALL the gold.
Brown: (trying to pay as little attention to Russell) Right. So let’s learn more about the other half of the Dreamboat Express, all the way from Mandeville, Louisiana, “Marvelous” Michael Chevalier. (To Michael) So what can you tell us about you?
Michael: Well, dey ain’t too mush (much) to tell. I from down on the by-oh (bayou) in Loozeeanna. Me and mah bruh hee-yuh been taggin’ f’years now. We were da bes’ team dere was in Dallas and we gonna be da bigges’ team in WCF. *Brown gets big bug eyes realize it’s a Cajun Russell Morris.* Y’know, we comin’ up to Minneapolis for one reason, t’beat da tag champs and show we da bes’ dey is.
Brown: (Softly, but still audible) Oh my God! *shaking himself out of the stun* (back to Russell) So, last week you were involved in the very early match and did not win, but also did not lose…
Russell: Hank, it ain’t about that anymore. That’s in the past. Right now, it is ALL about the greatest tag team in the world today *while pointing between himself and Michael.*. People can say what they want, but I came in my first night in WCF and made a huge impression. Me and Michael intend to not only make that night pale in comparison, we intend to be the shot in the arm that the WCF tag team division desperately needs.
Michael: *Pulling the mic to him.* Y’know, when I told mah bruh heeyah dat I wus comin’ to WCF and we was reuniting da Dreamboats, I knew it was gonna be somethin’ special dis time ‘round. We comin’ in wit da shot against da champs, bu’ dey ain’t gon’ be champs f’long.
Russell: *pulling the mic back* FPV. Roy Speede. You boys are just S.O.L. You two happen to be the unfortunate bastards who happen to be WCF tag team champs…for now. Because me and my brotha from another mother right here, we do what we want. And right now, we want the gold. As long as I have been here, you boys have never taken care of b’ness with *pointing to himself with his thumb* the big man. And now you add *pointing to Michael with his thumb* the Crescent City Crippler to that equation, that is bad news for you.
Michael: *Pulling the mic back as Brown holds his arms out, losing control of the interview* Y’see Hank Brown, when ya add da Highland Park Hangman wit da Crescent City Crippler, y’got yo’self absolute dominance in da ring and out. When we get da champs in the ring, dey better expect more dan da usual chumps dey got here in WCF. You got da world’s greatest tag team today in dere to wear you out. I gay-ron-tee (guarantee) it.
Brown: *after a very audible sigh* (To Morris) How’d you find this sumbitch that is just like you but sounds like he’s on “Swamp People”?
Russell: (To Brown) Hank Brown, it ain’t your place to criticize talent. *Michael swells up towards Hank Brown as Russell holds his arm up to tell him to calm down.* Everyone of us on this roster could drop you like a bad habit. Hell, I’d let Annabelle to take you out but I’d be afraid you’d get your jollies off over it. *Michael and Annabelle laugh at Russell’s joke as Brown glares at Russell in a way to which Russell has become accustomed.* (Mockingly afraid) OOOOOO, Hank’s glaring at me again. I’m so scared. Hell, Hank, who pissed in your Post Toasties this morning.
Brown: *straightening his tie* Your match?
Michael: Listen, we gon’ worry ‘bout dat. You jus’ ask da questions and let us do our thing in da ring.
Russell: *pulling the mic to him* WCF, I came in and told you boys to be ready for me. Now, you gotta be ready for me and my brotha here.
Michael: Preach on!
Russell: We are on the same wavelength. Ya mess with me, you’re messin’ with Mike. Ya mess with Mike, you’re messin’ with me. And if you dare to mess with Annabelle, you are gonna see an ugly side to two dreamboats.
Michael: *pulling the mic back* And ladies, we ain’t just da bes’ dere is in the ring, we da bes’ dey is outta it too. Because whatcha see is whatcha get, and whatcha don’t see is betta yet baybeh dolls.
Russell: *As Brown turns back around* You are right my brotha. FPV, Roy Speede, y’all need to sleep with those titles, eat with those titles and go ahead and prepare to kiss your titles goodbye, because, like we said, when we say we’re gonna do something, come hell or high water, WE’RE GONNA DO IT! The future of the WCF Tag Team Division is here. We’re mean, we’re nasty, we’re the best there is. And THAT…is just the way it is.
Michael: (With a traditional Cajun agreement) Aww haw!
*Russell, Annabelle and Michael walk off camera with Annabelle between the two men.*
Brown: WCF’s newest tag team, the Dreamboat Express.
Brown: Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce the newest tag team in WCF, and half of this team should look very familiar. “Magnificent” Russell Morris and “Marvelous” Michael Chevalier, the Dreamboat Express.
*The Dreamboats walk out, one on one side of Hank Brown and one on the other.*
Brown: Well, Russell, seems like you have abandoned your dreams of solo gold pretty quickly.
Russell: Hank, that may be how it looks to you daddy, but I promise you, this is only a way for me to put even more gold around my waist. You are with the future tag team champions, and then me and Michael are takin’ ALL the gold.
Brown: (trying to pay as little attention to Russell) Right. So let’s learn more about the other half of the Dreamboat Express, all the way from Mandeville, Louisiana, “Marvelous” Michael Chevalier. (To Michael) So what can you tell us about you?
Michael: Well, dey ain’t too mush (much) to tell. I from down on the by-oh (bayou) in Loozeeanna. Me and mah bruh hee-yuh been taggin’ f’years now. We were da bes’ team dere was in Dallas and we gonna be da bigges’ team in WCF. *Brown gets big bug eyes realize it’s a Cajun Russell Morris.* Y’know, we comin’ up to Minneapolis for one reason, t’beat da tag champs and show we da bes’ dey is.
Brown: (Softly, but still audible) Oh my God! *shaking himself out of the stun* (back to Russell) So, last week you were involved in the very early match and did not win, but also did not lose…
Russell: Hank, it ain’t about that anymore. That’s in the past. Right now, it is ALL about the greatest tag team in the world today *while pointing between himself and Michael.*. People can say what they want, but I came in my first night in WCF and made a huge impression. Me and Michael intend to not only make that night pale in comparison, we intend to be the shot in the arm that the WCF tag team division desperately needs.
Michael: *Pulling the mic to him.* Y’know, when I told mah bruh heeyah dat I wus comin’ to WCF and we was reuniting da Dreamboats, I knew it was gonna be somethin’ special dis time ‘round. We comin’ in wit da shot against da champs, bu’ dey ain’t gon’ be champs f’long.
Russell: *pulling the mic back* FPV. Roy Speede. You boys are just S.O.L. You two happen to be the unfortunate bastards who happen to be WCF tag team champs…for now. Because me and my brotha from another mother right here, we do what we want. And right now, we want the gold. As long as I have been here, you boys have never taken care of b’ness with *pointing to himself with his thumb* the big man. And now you add *pointing to Michael with his thumb* the Crescent City Crippler to that equation, that is bad news for you.
Michael: *Pulling the mic back as Brown holds his arms out, losing control of the interview* Y’see Hank Brown, when ya add da Highland Park Hangman wit da Crescent City Crippler, y’got yo’self absolute dominance in da ring and out. When we get da champs in the ring, dey better expect more dan da usual chumps dey got here in WCF. You got da world’s greatest tag team today in dere to wear you out. I gay-ron-tee (guarantee) it.
Brown: *after a very audible sigh* (To Morris) How’d you find this sumbitch that is just like you but sounds like he’s on “Swamp People”?
Russell: (To Brown) Hank Brown, it ain’t your place to criticize talent. *Michael swells up towards Hank Brown as Russell holds his arm up to tell him to calm down.* Everyone of us on this roster could drop you like a bad habit. Hell, I’d let Annabelle to take you out but I’d be afraid you’d get your jollies off over it. *Michael and Annabelle laugh at Russell’s joke as Brown glares at Russell in a way to which Russell has become accustomed.* (Mockingly afraid) OOOOOO, Hank’s glaring at me again. I’m so scared. Hell, Hank, who pissed in your Post Toasties this morning.
Brown: *straightening his tie* Your match?
Michael: Listen, we gon’ worry ‘bout dat. You jus’ ask da questions and let us do our thing in da ring.
Russell: *pulling the mic to him* WCF, I came in and told you boys to be ready for me. Now, you gotta be ready for me and my brotha here.
Michael: Preach on!
Russell: We are on the same wavelength. Ya mess with me, you’re messin’ with Mike. Ya mess with Mike, you’re messin’ with me. And if you dare to mess with Annabelle, you are gonna see an ugly side to two dreamboats.
Michael: *pulling the mic back* And ladies, we ain’t just da bes’ dere is in the ring, we da bes’ dey is outta it too. Because whatcha see is whatcha get, and whatcha don’t see is betta yet baybeh dolls.
Russell: *As Brown turns back around* You are right my brotha. FPV, Roy Speede, y’all need to sleep with those titles, eat with those titles and go ahead and prepare to kiss your titles goodbye, because, like we said, when we say we’re gonna do something, come hell or high water, WE’RE GONNA DO IT! The future of the WCF Tag Team Division is here. We’re mean, we’re nasty, we’re the best there is. And THAT…is just the way it is.
Michael: (With a traditional Cajun agreement) Aww haw!
*Russell, Annabelle and Michael walk off camera with Annabelle between the two men.*
Brown: WCF’s newest tag team, the Dreamboat Express.
