Post by Torture on Aug 24, 2006 2:37:07 GMT -5
- A nice Thursday Afternoon. We see about six or seven rows of public storage buildings. Then we see a Moving Rental Van. We zoom the camera in on it. We now see Steve inside the back of the Rental Van. Steve wearing jean shorts and a plain ash colored t-shirt. His hair combed back like always, however sweat drips off of his forehead. He picks up a box at the end of the van and carries it to the back. He stacks it on another box.
- We now move to ground level. We see that Torture, your homie and mine, is taking the boxes from the storage and putting them up on the Rental Van for Steve. Torture wearing a black CWI T-shirt, black jean shirts, and some very white K-Swiss shoes with black ankle socks, and of course, rocking the CWI Custom Sunglasses. They keep the 'box train' moving from the storage to the van, from the van to the back of the van. Torture begins to speak.
Torture: I've been thinking how well we may match inside the squared-circle that I call home to all of my memorable wins. We'll probably match up good, I mean, I am one of the greatest performers to grace Wrestling Championship Federation. However, I did notice some of your moves. What is an Impact Style? Is it a Flash Kick? Or is it a style of kicks? What kind of style is it? Don't you just do a backflip? Thats not neccesarily a style, thats more like.. a backflip .. with a kick.
And the Connector? What the hell is that? A Sleeper Hold with a front flip? Am I going to sleep or am I going to break my neck? Will I do both? I've seen it done, and neither has happened. Your opponents never go to sleep, nor do they break their necks. Quite frankly, at your age, you know.. deeply into the thirties, I don't think you should be doing front flips, or back flips, or flips, or flops. Or anything. Maybe you should tone it down a bit, eh?
- Torture wipes his brow. He adjusts his sunglasses.
Torture: Speaking of asleep. How many times are you going to do the whole I talk to my friends about my opponents more than about every day life? I mean, seriously, If I talked to my friends and-slash-or teammates about my opponent all the time, I'm sure they'd think I was pretty crazy, that.. or obsessed. Are you obsessed with me Logan? That's pretty crazy too.
You mock me, and make me out to be a puppet, like you did with all of your other opponents Circa 2000 through 2005. You say shut up and boudle to everyone, like you did Circa 2000 through 2006. You even tell everyone how you stay in Federations and have 'teammates' when you know in five days you'll leave the Federation and-slash-or turn and 'swerve', and I say that word loosely, because ya'know, it's not really a swerve if everyone see's it coming, but that is besides the point. What was I getting at?
Steve: I don't know, but they're very good points.
Torture: The point is Logan, you're very dull, and you're very dry. Same thing, same time, same day. It's almost like you study what someone else says, then tell us the same exact thing that other person said, and try to play it off as your own words. Actually, weren't you fired for that? Oh great. The truth is out people, Logan wasn't a real World Champion! He faked his way in!
Steve: Haha!
Torture: Shut Up!
Steve: Boudle..
Torture: Church!
Steve: Got me there.
- Torture lifts up a desk by himself and puts it into the Rental Van. Steve drags the desk to the back end of the Van.
Torture: You don't like California, huh? That's okay. Not a lot of people do. With our recent problems facing immigration, and smog, it doesn't look like California is the greatest place to live. We do have The Arnold though as Govenor. So, it makes up for it.
How about Chesapeake, Virginia though? That place seems nice. Atleast all of the lawns are kept up, and everyone... well.. what does everyone in Chesapeak, Virginia do?
Steve: They ... well.. I thought I had an answer, but then I thought about it.. and I don't even know..
Torture: It seems they're so bored in Chesapeake, that some people even complained about a piece of art in a local Library that had one, and I'll say this again, one breast showing from a female. They removed the piece of art from the Library in the summer of, I want to say last year.
Steve: Isn't that Morning Dreamer by... hmm.. damn it! What is her name!
Torture: Karen Kinser, I believe. She has great pieces of art. Anyways, I find it ironic and hypocritical, when the State Flag has a bare naked breast on it! Are they going to remove that off the Flag? What the hell as Virginia gone to?
Steve: What else goes on in Chesapeake, Virginia?
Torture: Nothing. Just like what goes on in Logans world. Nothing. Everytime we hear from Logan, and everytime we see from Logan, we learn absolutely nothing. Sometimes, I even feel like I lost some brain cells. I get more out of a box of rocks, or maybe Mayonaise. Seriously. Yada Yada. This and that. He never has facts, just a mumbo jumbo list of wrestlers that he's beat, and ironically, I've beat too. He talks about holding Championships, like, ironically, I've done as well. Oh? Whats that? I'm the World Champion? Yeah. I thought so. Point is, Steve, Logan doesn't get on my nerves because he talks a lot of trash.. he gets on my nerves, because he talks about nothing. His whole attitude towards wrestling and the Wrestling Championship Federation is a good enough reason for him not to even show up on Sunday. I mean.. Didn't the owner of WCF force him to sign a contract or he wasn't going to be even in the match? Ops! Was that some more truth coming out? Pardon me!
- Torture covers his mouth while putting the last box on the edge of the van. Steve takes the box while chuckling to himself. He stacks it on top of all the other items Torture has in there. He jumps out, as they both pull on the rope to close the back door. Torture turns around to close the storage which is now empty, as Steve locks up the Rental Van door. Steve pulls out the keys as Torture dusts himself off. They both get inside the Rental Van.
- We pan out as they search for an exit. The scene now fades to black.
- We now move to ground level. We see that Torture, your homie and mine, is taking the boxes from the storage and putting them up on the Rental Van for Steve. Torture wearing a black CWI T-shirt, black jean shirts, and some very white K-Swiss shoes with black ankle socks, and of course, rocking the CWI Custom Sunglasses. They keep the 'box train' moving from the storage to the van, from the van to the back of the van. Torture begins to speak.
Torture: I've been thinking how well we may match inside the squared-circle that I call home to all of my memorable wins. We'll probably match up good, I mean, I am one of the greatest performers to grace Wrestling Championship Federation. However, I did notice some of your moves. What is an Impact Style? Is it a Flash Kick? Or is it a style of kicks? What kind of style is it? Don't you just do a backflip? Thats not neccesarily a style, thats more like.. a backflip .. with a kick.
And the Connector? What the hell is that? A Sleeper Hold with a front flip? Am I going to sleep or am I going to break my neck? Will I do both? I've seen it done, and neither has happened. Your opponents never go to sleep, nor do they break their necks. Quite frankly, at your age, you know.. deeply into the thirties, I don't think you should be doing front flips, or back flips, or flips, or flops. Or anything. Maybe you should tone it down a bit, eh?
- Torture wipes his brow. He adjusts his sunglasses.
Torture: Speaking of asleep. How many times are you going to do the whole I talk to my friends about my opponents more than about every day life? I mean, seriously, If I talked to my friends and-slash-or teammates about my opponent all the time, I'm sure they'd think I was pretty crazy, that.. or obsessed. Are you obsessed with me Logan? That's pretty crazy too.
You mock me, and make me out to be a puppet, like you did with all of your other opponents Circa 2000 through 2005. You say shut up and boudle to everyone, like you did Circa 2000 through 2006. You even tell everyone how you stay in Federations and have 'teammates' when you know in five days you'll leave the Federation and-slash-or turn and 'swerve', and I say that word loosely, because ya'know, it's not really a swerve if everyone see's it coming, but that is besides the point. What was I getting at?
Steve: I don't know, but they're very good points.
Torture: The point is Logan, you're very dull, and you're very dry. Same thing, same time, same day. It's almost like you study what someone else says, then tell us the same exact thing that other person said, and try to play it off as your own words. Actually, weren't you fired for that? Oh great. The truth is out people, Logan wasn't a real World Champion! He faked his way in!
Steve: Haha!
Torture: Shut Up!
Steve: Boudle..
Torture: Church!
Steve: Got me there.
- Torture lifts up a desk by himself and puts it into the Rental Van. Steve drags the desk to the back end of the Van.
Torture: You don't like California, huh? That's okay. Not a lot of people do. With our recent problems facing immigration, and smog, it doesn't look like California is the greatest place to live. We do have The Arnold though as Govenor. So, it makes up for it.
How about Chesapeake, Virginia though? That place seems nice. Atleast all of the lawns are kept up, and everyone... well.. what does everyone in Chesapeak, Virginia do?
Steve: They ... well.. I thought I had an answer, but then I thought about it.. and I don't even know..
Torture: It seems they're so bored in Chesapeake, that some people even complained about a piece of art in a local Library that had one, and I'll say this again, one breast showing from a female. They removed the piece of art from the Library in the summer of, I want to say last year.
Steve: Isn't that Morning Dreamer by... hmm.. damn it! What is her name!
Torture: Karen Kinser, I believe. She has great pieces of art. Anyways, I find it ironic and hypocritical, when the State Flag has a bare naked breast on it! Are they going to remove that off the Flag? What the hell as Virginia gone to?
Steve: What else goes on in Chesapeake, Virginia?
Torture: Nothing. Just like what goes on in Logans world. Nothing. Everytime we hear from Logan, and everytime we see from Logan, we learn absolutely nothing. Sometimes, I even feel like I lost some brain cells. I get more out of a box of rocks, or maybe Mayonaise. Seriously. Yada Yada. This and that. He never has facts, just a mumbo jumbo list of wrestlers that he's beat, and ironically, I've beat too. He talks about holding Championships, like, ironically, I've done as well. Oh? Whats that? I'm the World Champion? Yeah. I thought so. Point is, Steve, Logan doesn't get on my nerves because he talks a lot of trash.. he gets on my nerves, because he talks about nothing. His whole attitude towards wrestling and the Wrestling Championship Federation is a good enough reason for him not to even show up on Sunday. I mean.. Didn't the owner of WCF force him to sign a contract or he wasn't going to be even in the match? Ops! Was that some more truth coming out? Pardon me!
- Torture covers his mouth while putting the last box on the edge of the van. Steve takes the box while chuckling to himself. He stacks it on top of all the other items Torture has in there. He jumps out, as they both pull on the rope to close the back door. Torture turns around to close the storage which is now empty, as Steve locks up the Rental Van door. Steve pulls out the keys as Torture dusts himself off. They both get inside the Rental Van.
- We pan out as they search for an exit. The scene now fades to black.
