Post by Odin Balfore on Aug 7, 2011 20:34:00 GMT -5
Bad Motha Fucka
RP2
WCF-Slam!
WCF Championship
Odin Balfore ( C )
vs.
D-Day
* The scene opens to Odin Balfore out in the park on a bright and sunny August afternoon. The camera comes closer as Odin motions for it before looking over the board. *
Odin: Like chess ? Folks, did I hear D-Day correctly when he says this is like chess an I’m nothing but a pawn? Let me explain something to everyone in WCF, D-Day has no fucking clue what he’s talking about.
* GASP! I had no idea! *
Odin: In chess, everyone has their place. The knight and bishop take the front line and defend the king, the queen stays behind and makes sure all angles are protected. The rook switches with the king to buy him a moments time. Now I’m not gonna sit here and explain the rules and regulations but in chess, you send the pawns out first because they’re expendable. They’re the fodder. D-Day, he’s just the same. He did the same thing back from a few weeks ago. He rattled off a list that took him two years to accomplish. Folks, that’s what a pawn is. D-Day is the pawn that made it to the back line and reclaimed a piece; he’s still dancing up and down about it.
D-Day, let me tell you something buddy.. Its great that you beat the men you did but the problem is that.. You ain’t one of those guys. Legends, hall of famers, they aren’t known for beating people better then them. No one is going to sing the songs about Donald Deruty the man who beat “ X, Y and Z.” Why? Because you’ve accomplished nothing from it. You beat them yet you still have to walk out here each and every fucking week to tell us. You beat them and each and every week you remind us that they’re legends and you got lucky. God, each and every week you come out here and you tell me that THIS WEEK is YOUR time. You say it like if you keep saying it, that its actually going to happen. The shit kicker in all this D-Day is that “great men“, like the one’s you beat just don’t say that.
* Odin holds his arms up in frustration for a moment and groans before picking up a pawn. *
Odin: This is you D-Day! This all you will ever amount to in WCF. You’ve had opportunity after opportunity, for two years. Weather you’ve taken them or were given it frankly doesn’t matter because you squandered it. You were to busy trying to match up to what they were an content with being below them. You, you’re the pawn.. Me..
* Odin takes his other hand and knocks all the pieces off the board. *
Odin: I’m the hand who casts all that aside!
* Odin throws the pawn to the ground. *
Odin: You say that WCF is the best years of your life? Its sad that you’re proud of this place. This what I’m talking about, the best years of your career, of coarse it is- its your only outlet in this business. Don’t try an act like you’ve led this storied career rivaled only by the few names that you’ve beaten. Do you want to know the fantastic thing about the names you beaten?
* What Odin? What’s fantastic? *
Odin: None of them are me. They’re all names to me.. I could go on listing all the men I beat but I got some ungodly number of them and we’d be here all damn day- you’d have to go put on your feety PJ’s, get a glass of milk, go to bed, wet said bed, wake up an I’d still be talking- and that’s just my three months here. It took you two years to become associated with great names where as in two months I became the greatest name in WCF history! That’s why Baines is on MY team, not because I fear him but because he knows this place is tanking harder then Charlie Sheen!
* And that IS winning. *
Odin: You keep looking back, I’m only looking forward. That’s why this place is in the shamble that its in- everyone wants to go backwards.. Rewind, Relive..
* 24/7... Just sayin… *
Odin: If you don’t like the reality that I bring to WCF in the fact that I’m carrying the company through these dark times when the roster wants to go at its own throat- then you come do something bout it. The sad fucking thing D-Day, isn’t that you won’t but that you can’t. If you had this title amidst the WCF Civil war, amidst Ragnarok, there wouldn’t be a company left. Now’s not the time to hold hands, sing songs, reminisce on the good times that YOU had when you were trying to make nice with everyone.. No fuck no.. Now’s the time to be a bad motha fucka !
Nope, nope.. Its ok folks.. It’s ok WCF.. D-Day has heart and soul and finger paints.. Lets all make macaroni necklaces and egg carton flowers and send it to our mommys an daddys.. And tell them what great people we are. Lets send donations to the red cross and help the elderly cross the street so we can get out cub scout badges. Do you hear how ridicules you sound?
* Do you, Odin? *
Odin: The rosters pissing away, everyone knows that its time to band together or die trying.. Everyone but you D-Day. You’re the only son of a bitch that doesn’t seem to get it- probably because you’re off “ cleaning” your room with your moms hand lotion, contemplating your “ vast ” array of WCF accomplishments. What kind of champion do you seek to be when the world that you love is falling apart? You don’t have the heart to do what I know I have to do to WCF..
.. Kill it.
Now isn’t the time to gleefully put yourself behind guys you feel are worth a damn in WCF, who arnt here anymore. Now’s not the time to be thinking wishful thoughts. WCF is not the place to try and boost your career into the stars. Once again, now is the time to BE.. A BAD.. MOTHA.. FUCKA! Ain’t no one playin nice in WCF, I certainly ain’t! I’m not gonna shake your hand after the match and tell you that you did a good job or that you took me to my limits.. No, fuck no.. shits goin down and you wana peter puff around the issues with your own insecurities?
Way to fucking go.. Champ.. sorry.. Ex champ. That’s what you are, isn’t it? All you ever will be; the EX CHAMP? The little foot note in WCF. You’re the World Champion that time forgot about, you know that? The World Champion is only known for getting beaten when it was HIS time to shine, not somebody else’s and what, you think I don’t have you figured out? I didn’t have to step in the ring with you the first time to known what D-Days all about. You speak of this great cosmic justice that come with facing you.. And you’re right.. There was.. WCF got a real champion to lead it. I know when to bite the hand that feeds me. I know when to start putting guys in line, I have that ability.. You lack that. I said it the other day, you lack power.. You lack the importance of the power and yet here you stand this supposed great champion trying to defend yourself against this “ ungrateful old man.” I don’t know where you get off calling me ungrateful, even though your right. I have nothing to be grateful for except for the fact that you have me this company. Thank you D-Day. Lets give D-Day a hand.
* yay…. -_-; *
Odin: The man you gave WCF to is a true champion who can see it through its time of hardships and doubts.. Lets hear it for D-Day the always and forever EX champion of WCF, who despite any and all of his accomplishments both past and future will always be known as that “ other champion” Come on now, say it loud and say it proud.. D-Day, the champion of mediocrity, of slightly “ ok ”, the champion not of grandeur but of bland taste. The champion forever satisfied with the middle of the road, good but not great, slightly pink just not quite over done.. The man who refuses to accept risk and reward for the safety of self denying shame.
Folks, if that’s not what makes a true champion then I really am just a pawn, the grass beneath his feet. I mean, I must really be the place holder so that Donald Deruty can be the two time champion of rice cakes and club soda. Ladies and gentlemen.. Now is not the time of bland content. Now is not the time for reminiscing on being second best. Everyone.. We are heading towards a WCF civil war because the fate of WCF is unknown and people fear the unknown. People fear what they just don’t understand, that’s why D-Day fears me. He doesn’t understand me. He doesn’t understand how I can be so cruel and callous to his lethargic legacy of lacking. He does not understand how I can sit here and spit on WCF’s past.. But I’ll tell you.
I spit on your past because you’ve shit all over your future. You’ve taken a kid like Donald and instead of grooming him, you threw him away. That’s why you’re in the shit hole that you’re in now.. Because you dug it for yourselves and now that you got a man capable of rescuing it from the ashes and D-Day’s wet dreams and visions of what success is.. You shy me away. There’s a reason Doc an Oblivion don’t like me.. Because they know that I know what they did years ago when they bent this company over and fucked it in the ass. When the guys that you protect for year after year leave.. Your left with men like Donald Deruty till someone like me happens along, knows and sees what’s going on and takes the necessary measures to fix it and make this a great company again.
* Odin gets up and clears his throat. *
D-Day.. You don’t understand what’s going on because you CAN’T understand what’s going on. There’s more to being a legend, a hall of famer, a great man and even a champion then just holding the belt. Any asshole can hold the belt but its what he does with it.. Hence the importance of power and in the face of it all that’s going on you both don’t know the importance of that power nor do you know how to use it.
Simply put D-day, its like this. While you’re trying to match odds with a forgotten legacy that you’ll never be apart of.. Your own is passing you by. While you’re trying and miserably failing at showing the world that I’m some old washed up has been.. I’ll be leading this company with this title. I’ll be going through the roster an every man or women that steps up to claim it an you’ll still be going on an on about the day you beat so and so.. But the one thing you’ll never get to claim is that you defeated Odin Balfore.
Monday night is closing in, ohh how its closing it. The time when you have to prove that you’re better then me and can handle the company but only succeed to showing why I’m better then you, in why I’m more dominant then you when I lay you out for the third time and retain what IS an always will be rightfully mine! In the time D-Day, in our match you’ll still be struggling with everything I just said and you probably still won’t understand, even though I explained it. You’re the one who needs all the luck in the world, You’ll still be the EX champion, the guy known for second place and second best. Revolution isn’t made by second best- second place is only the first loser. “ Trying your best” D-Day only means that your best just isn’t good enough. Monday night is the WCF Champion taking on the EX champion and doing the one thing the EX champion just can’t go and do… be a badd, badd, motha fucka. While your still trying to prove yourself after three, four , five years.. I’ll be one of those guys you’ll be trying to compare yourself too.. Even now that’s the situation because not only do I know the importance of power, not only am I a bad motha fucka but I am the master of the game and by the time you realize this.. It’ll all be too late and Odin Balfore will have not only successfully defended his title against you but against many others, achieved many more milestones within WCF gone on to a league all his own with in this company an its history
while you’ll just continue to be Donald Deruty.. EX champion of WCF.
An that WILL NOT be epic..
So I have spoken so it shall come to pass.
* Odin shakes his head in shame as he walks off, leaving the camera to fade to black. *
~FINN
RP2
WCF-Slam!
WCF Championship
Odin Balfore ( C )
vs.
D-Day
* The scene opens to Odin Balfore out in the park on a bright and sunny August afternoon. The camera comes closer as Odin motions for it before looking over the board. *
Odin: Like chess ? Folks, did I hear D-Day correctly when he says this is like chess an I’m nothing but a pawn? Let me explain something to everyone in WCF, D-Day has no fucking clue what he’s talking about.
* GASP! I had no idea! *
Odin: In chess, everyone has their place. The knight and bishop take the front line and defend the king, the queen stays behind and makes sure all angles are protected. The rook switches with the king to buy him a moments time. Now I’m not gonna sit here and explain the rules and regulations but in chess, you send the pawns out first because they’re expendable. They’re the fodder. D-Day, he’s just the same. He did the same thing back from a few weeks ago. He rattled off a list that took him two years to accomplish. Folks, that’s what a pawn is. D-Day is the pawn that made it to the back line and reclaimed a piece; he’s still dancing up and down about it.
D-Day, let me tell you something buddy.. Its great that you beat the men you did but the problem is that.. You ain’t one of those guys. Legends, hall of famers, they aren’t known for beating people better then them. No one is going to sing the songs about Donald Deruty the man who beat “ X, Y and Z.” Why? Because you’ve accomplished nothing from it. You beat them yet you still have to walk out here each and every fucking week to tell us. You beat them and each and every week you remind us that they’re legends and you got lucky. God, each and every week you come out here and you tell me that THIS WEEK is YOUR time. You say it like if you keep saying it, that its actually going to happen. The shit kicker in all this D-Day is that “great men“, like the one’s you beat just don’t say that.
* Odin holds his arms up in frustration for a moment and groans before picking up a pawn. *
Odin: This is you D-Day! This all you will ever amount to in WCF. You’ve had opportunity after opportunity, for two years. Weather you’ve taken them or were given it frankly doesn’t matter because you squandered it. You were to busy trying to match up to what they were an content with being below them. You, you’re the pawn.. Me..
* Odin takes his other hand and knocks all the pieces off the board. *
Odin: I’m the hand who casts all that aside!
* Odin throws the pawn to the ground. *
Odin: You say that WCF is the best years of your life? Its sad that you’re proud of this place. This what I’m talking about, the best years of your career, of coarse it is- its your only outlet in this business. Don’t try an act like you’ve led this storied career rivaled only by the few names that you’ve beaten. Do you want to know the fantastic thing about the names you beaten?
* What Odin? What’s fantastic? *
Odin: None of them are me. They’re all names to me.. I could go on listing all the men I beat but I got some ungodly number of them and we’d be here all damn day- you’d have to go put on your feety PJ’s, get a glass of milk, go to bed, wet said bed, wake up an I’d still be talking- and that’s just my three months here. It took you two years to become associated with great names where as in two months I became the greatest name in WCF history! That’s why Baines is on MY team, not because I fear him but because he knows this place is tanking harder then Charlie Sheen!
* And that IS winning. *
Odin: You keep looking back, I’m only looking forward. That’s why this place is in the shamble that its in- everyone wants to go backwards.. Rewind, Relive..
* 24/7... Just sayin… *
Odin: If you don’t like the reality that I bring to WCF in the fact that I’m carrying the company through these dark times when the roster wants to go at its own throat- then you come do something bout it. The sad fucking thing D-Day, isn’t that you won’t but that you can’t. If you had this title amidst the WCF Civil war, amidst Ragnarok, there wouldn’t be a company left. Now’s not the time to hold hands, sing songs, reminisce on the good times that YOU had when you were trying to make nice with everyone.. No fuck no.. Now’s the time to be a bad motha fucka !
Nope, nope.. Its ok folks.. It’s ok WCF.. D-Day has heart and soul and finger paints.. Lets all make macaroni necklaces and egg carton flowers and send it to our mommys an daddys.. And tell them what great people we are. Lets send donations to the red cross and help the elderly cross the street so we can get out cub scout badges. Do you hear how ridicules you sound?
* Do you, Odin? *
Odin: The rosters pissing away, everyone knows that its time to band together or die trying.. Everyone but you D-Day. You’re the only son of a bitch that doesn’t seem to get it- probably because you’re off “ cleaning” your room with your moms hand lotion, contemplating your “ vast ” array of WCF accomplishments. What kind of champion do you seek to be when the world that you love is falling apart? You don’t have the heart to do what I know I have to do to WCF..
.. Kill it.
Now isn’t the time to gleefully put yourself behind guys you feel are worth a damn in WCF, who arnt here anymore. Now’s not the time to be thinking wishful thoughts. WCF is not the place to try and boost your career into the stars. Once again, now is the time to BE.. A BAD.. MOTHA.. FUCKA! Ain’t no one playin nice in WCF, I certainly ain’t! I’m not gonna shake your hand after the match and tell you that you did a good job or that you took me to my limits.. No, fuck no.. shits goin down and you wana peter puff around the issues with your own insecurities?
Way to fucking go.. Champ.. sorry.. Ex champ. That’s what you are, isn’t it? All you ever will be; the EX CHAMP? The little foot note in WCF. You’re the World Champion that time forgot about, you know that? The World Champion is only known for getting beaten when it was HIS time to shine, not somebody else’s and what, you think I don’t have you figured out? I didn’t have to step in the ring with you the first time to known what D-Days all about. You speak of this great cosmic justice that come with facing you.. And you’re right.. There was.. WCF got a real champion to lead it. I know when to bite the hand that feeds me. I know when to start putting guys in line, I have that ability.. You lack that. I said it the other day, you lack power.. You lack the importance of the power and yet here you stand this supposed great champion trying to defend yourself against this “ ungrateful old man.” I don’t know where you get off calling me ungrateful, even though your right. I have nothing to be grateful for except for the fact that you have me this company. Thank you D-Day. Lets give D-Day a hand.
* yay…. -_-; *
Odin: The man you gave WCF to is a true champion who can see it through its time of hardships and doubts.. Lets hear it for D-Day the always and forever EX champion of WCF, who despite any and all of his accomplishments both past and future will always be known as that “ other champion” Come on now, say it loud and say it proud.. D-Day, the champion of mediocrity, of slightly “ ok ”, the champion not of grandeur but of bland taste. The champion forever satisfied with the middle of the road, good but not great, slightly pink just not quite over done.. The man who refuses to accept risk and reward for the safety of self denying shame.
Folks, if that’s not what makes a true champion then I really am just a pawn, the grass beneath his feet. I mean, I must really be the place holder so that Donald Deruty can be the two time champion of rice cakes and club soda. Ladies and gentlemen.. Now is not the time of bland content. Now is not the time for reminiscing on being second best. Everyone.. We are heading towards a WCF civil war because the fate of WCF is unknown and people fear the unknown. People fear what they just don’t understand, that’s why D-Day fears me. He doesn’t understand me. He doesn’t understand how I can be so cruel and callous to his lethargic legacy of lacking. He does not understand how I can sit here and spit on WCF’s past.. But I’ll tell you.
I spit on your past because you’ve shit all over your future. You’ve taken a kid like Donald and instead of grooming him, you threw him away. That’s why you’re in the shit hole that you’re in now.. Because you dug it for yourselves and now that you got a man capable of rescuing it from the ashes and D-Day’s wet dreams and visions of what success is.. You shy me away. There’s a reason Doc an Oblivion don’t like me.. Because they know that I know what they did years ago when they bent this company over and fucked it in the ass. When the guys that you protect for year after year leave.. Your left with men like Donald Deruty till someone like me happens along, knows and sees what’s going on and takes the necessary measures to fix it and make this a great company again.
* Odin gets up and clears his throat. *
D-Day.. You don’t understand what’s going on because you CAN’T understand what’s going on. There’s more to being a legend, a hall of famer, a great man and even a champion then just holding the belt. Any asshole can hold the belt but its what he does with it.. Hence the importance of power and in the face of it all that’s going on you both don’t know the importance of that power nor do you know how to use it.
Simply put D-day, its like this. While you’re trying to match odds with a forgotten legacy that you’ll never be apart of.. Your own is passing you by. While you’re trying and miserably failing at showing the world that I’m some old washed up has been.. I’ll be leading this company with this title. I’ll be going through the roster an every man or women that steps up to claim it an you’ll still be going on an on about the day you beat so and so.. But the one thing you’ll never get to claim is that you defeated Odin Balfore.
Monday night is closing in, ohh how its closing it. The time when you have to prove that you’re better then me and can handle the company but only succeed to showing why I’m better then you, in why I’m more dominant then you when I lay you out for the third time and retain what IS an always will be rightfully mine! In the time D-Day, in our match you’ll still be struggling with everything I just said and you probably still won’t understand, even though I explained it. You’re the one who needs all the luck in the world, You’ll still be the EX champion, the guy known for second place and second best. Revolution isn’t made by second best- second place is only the first loser. “ Trying your best” D-Day only means that your best just isn’t good enough. Monday night is the WCF Champion taking on the EX champion and doing the one thing the EX champion just can’t go and do… be a badd, badd, motha fucka. While your still trying to prove yourself after three, four , five years.. I’ll be one of those guys you’ll be trying to compare yourself too.. Even now that’s the situation because not only do I know the importance of power, not only am I a bad motha fucka but I am the master of the game and by the time you realize this.. It’ll all be too late and Odin Balfore will have not only successfully defended his title against you but against many others, achieved many more milestones within WCF gone on to a league all his own with in this company an its history
while you’ll just continue to be Donald Deruty.. EX champion of WCF.
An that WILL NOT be epic..
So I have spoken so it shall come to pass.
* Odin shakes his head in shame as he walks off, leaving the camera to fade to black. *
~FINN
