Post by Buzzsaw Bundy on Jul 25, 2011 16:44:46 GMT -5
Buzzsaw is sitting backstage in his dressing room, and is kicked back drinking a beer. The door opens and Bobby Cairo walks through, "You ready champ?"
Buzzsaw nods, and takes another sip, "You bet Bobby, I really appreciate you helping me out. Tonight is gonna be the night I turn it around."
Bobby sits down across from the big man, and grabs a beer himself, "So, you seam awfully relaxed for your match tonight. Your not worried about the returning Adam Young?"
"Not in the least Bobby. This is the guy everyone has been kicking around since day one. Yeah I know he's a former Multi-time Tag Team Champion, but he's never faced a man like me." Buzzsaw emptied his bottle and tossed it casually over his shoulder, shattering it against the wall. "I mean look at me Bobby, I'm a solid wall of muscle, and the future of big men in this company. Every muscle in my body is solid and a weapon." Cairo's eyebrow went up in question as Buzzsaw lay on his stomach and placed his hands in the small of his back. He then began to rise up and down ten times. "What the hell was that Buzzsaw?"
Buzzsaw chuckled as he sat back down, "Those were cock pushups Bobby. The cock is a muscle and must be exorcized along with all the others in your body for maximum health an fitness benefits. I do two hundred a day to fully maximize my 'strength'. That is why I'm gonna destroy Mr. Adam Young tonight, because I am the complete man. While the women run screaming from his lame ass, they cum screaming for big Buzzsaw every single time. Usually over three times..."
As Buzzsaw and Bobby laugh over the conversation, they each open another beer and begin to chug...
Buzzsaw nods, and takes another sip, "You bet Bobby, I really appreciate you helping me out. Tonight is gonna be the night I turn it around."
Bobby sits down across from the big man, and grabs a beer himself, "So, you seam awfully relaxed for your match tonight. Your not worried about the returning Adam Young?"
"Not in the least Bobby. This is the guy everyone has been kicking around since day one. Yeah I know he's a former Multi-time Tag Team Champion, but he's never faced a man like me." Buzzsaw emptied his bottle and tossed it casually over his shoulder, shattering it against the wall. "I mean look at me Bobby, I'm a solid wall of muscle, and the future of big men in this company. Every muscle in my body is solid and a weapon." Cairo's eyebrow went up in question as Buzzsaw lay on his stomach and placed his hands in the small of his back. He then began to rise up and down ten times. "What the hell was that Buzzsaw?"
Buzzsaw chuckled as he sat back down, "Those were cock pushups Bobby. The cock is a muscle and must be exorcized along with all the others in your body for maximum health an fitness benefits. I do two hundred a day to fully maximize my 'strength'. That is why I'm gonna destroy Mr. Adam Young tonight, because I am the complete man. While the women run screaming from his lame ass, they cum screaming for big Buzzsaw every single time. Usually over three times..."
As Buzzsaw and Bobby laugh over the conversation, they each open another beer and begin to chug...