Post by Odin Balfore on Jul 25, 2011 13:19:39 GMT -5
“ Conquer The Impossible “
RP2
WCF-Slam
Odin & Henry
vs.
Speede & Oblivion
* the scene opens up to a close up of Odin Balfore, shirtless with the wind blowing through his hair and the pale blue sky behind him. *
Odin: If there’s nothing more that I hate then ignorance, it’s hopeless dreamers. Between Speede and Oblivion, I’m not sure which is which or even where to start; fuck it! Speede, there were six people inn that match, five of which just had something to prove. You all wanted to come in and kick someone’s ass r this, that and the other reason- as if that would just net you the title. What you call luck, what Oblivion calls luck.. I call tactical skill. I coulda been tagged in first and no one coulda slapped my hand, I coulda been stranded there for the entire match and would have been maybe the first or second man gone- but I wasn’t.
What you just did, in the ring, in the empty arena is what I’m talking about. There ain’t no need to come crying about it. You crying about ain’t gonna change the fact that I’m right here with something five people fell short of. Don’t try and mix fact with fiction about the match- the fact is I destroyed D-Day, he’s out this week- you’re welcome. The fiction is that Roy Speede thinks he’s gonna do something about it.
You’re right about one thing though, I get the job done when I need too and this week- I still need too because I got two guys, two established men on MY roster, in MY company who just seem to do nothing more then bitch, moan and complain about every little fart and burp that doesn’t come from them. I said it the other day Speede, I said it before, There ain’t no room for that in WCF anymore.. So maybe there ain’t no room for you and Oblivion.
Oblivion talk about how he’s just gonna walk right in and beat me up cuz he’s finally pissed off and you think your “ fan base” is going to help you through the match. Speede, you want this to show that you mean a damn when you really don’t. I won’t be like your hero D-Day though and say you aren’t shit because you have a “ lesser” title with an even smaller contention for it. It’s good that you have a tag team title- means that you should be a leader but sadly you arnt.. And that doesn’t sit well within the confines of Ragnarok.
* The camera pans out to see Odin riding on the back of a Pegasus. *
Odin: You see your thoughts, your words, your dreams.. Its all in your head, like riding on a Pegasus. Beating Odin Balfore, the man that delivered WCF to Ragnarok, the man that beat the top of the WCF roster to take his place AS the top of the WCF roster and became WCF champion in the process .. that’s all just a fantasy. Every last one of you thught that Odin Balfore was just gonna lose..
And lose I did
I lost the good faith that I had from WCF when I won shiny piece of gold, and you know what; I don’t care. I don’t care what the Roy Speede’s of WCF think, I don’t care what the Oblivions of the WCF think because they are.. You are.. You are what wrong with this company! MY company.
Do you know why you have fans in WCF, Speede.. Its because of me. That’s why you have fans, I allow them to watch you just like I’ll allow them to watch you eat your foot once again. As WCF champion its my responsibility to give the fans what they want but you know what, Speede?
FUCK YOUR FANS
Your fans ain’t my fans, my fans where the two, three, four.. Maybe even five guys that follow me like a damn cult leader, everywhere I go. They were the few fans that know what I’m about - not that I need to explain that to you but hey.. Speede.. You wana prove it to your fans.. You want this belt.. you want to try and beat Odin Balfore like beating me at all is proof of anything?
well.. There ain’t no bigger dragon to slay now, is there ?
* The camera pans over to Odin’s right side and gets the Pegasus in full as it swoops down an away from the camera. Suddenly a dragon fly’s up from the bottom of the frame roaring and breathing multi colored fire. The Pegasus fly’s around the dragon as the camera catches up again with it and Odin continues to speak. *
Odin: This whole proving thing.. This is all on you and Oblivion.. The man whose got no right to talk about luck because its something that he doesn’t have. Was it luck that got his mask ripped off? Was it luck that got his face disfigured ? Was it luck that got him a second call back for that movie “mask” ? Eh, Rocky Dennis ? Was it luck that made you one of the running jokes in WCF and was it luck that you lost Ultimate Showdown? It wasn’t luck.. that’s just how it works. I saw that situation for how it is but for you guys.. Last week and this week are the same because beating Odin Balfore is well… excuse me…
* Odin takes the Pegasus and swoops in on the dragon, getting so slow that Odin cold cocked the dragon right in its jaw, causing the to flinch and fall from the sky. Odin leaps off the Pegasus and onto the falling dragon. The camera rushes to follow him in mid flight. *
Odin: You see, this isn’t about kicking someone’s ass, or being the monster or even being the man that the fans want you to be because I’ve learned a long time ago that the fans, ninety percent of them.. Don’t mean shit and that being the monster will only set you up for what Oblivions already in.. failure.
* fire works start shooting up from the sky and exploding all around Odin as he and the dragon continue to free fall. *
Odin: This isn’t about the fans.. This is what I’m about.. Winning.. Because everyone should be about wining and furthering themselves in not only this company but anywhere. Even if anywhere is…
* Odin and the dragon crash hard into the earth, just past the shore line of a beach, leaving a good sized crater under them. Odin casually hops off and takes a stroll in the surf. *
Odin: …Rock bottom. Because when it comes to me, failure isn’t an option.. I’ve won all my big time matches because that’s what I need to do and this match ain’t no different. Doc, Henry or not this match is still two man facing the impossible. For you guys, this is EVERYTHING about the three count- that maybe I was the fluke but is..
* Odin reach down and picks up a gold coin and rolls it on his knuckles. *
Odin: finding pirate treasure just a fluke?. Of coarse not.. You gotta know how to get it and you boys just simple forgot because --
if you have it, you don’t need it.
If you need it, don’t have it.
If you have it, you need more of it.
f you have more of it, you don’t need less of it.
You need it to get it.
And you certainly need it to get more of it.
But if you already don’t have any of it to begin with, then you can’t get any to get started, which means you have no idea how to get it in the first place..
Do you ?
You can share it.. Sure. You can even stock pile it if you’d like
but you can’t fake it!
Wanting it, needing it, wishing for it…
the point is if you never had any of it, ever.. People just seem to know.
Be it luck, skill, gold, a win or that special lady friend you’ve been eyeing from across the bar- we all have the sense of the impossible.
An impossible is the problem.
Monday night I address two problems within WCF and I will conquer then because they don’t know how to conquer me. while every other man only has to deal with one because when I want to conquer the impossible..
* Odin reaches in his back pocket and pulls out a red soap bottle and holds it up, displaying it to the camera. *
Odin: while your trying to reach your fans or that monster inside you… I reach for Old Spice Body Wash.. Conquer the world.. One “impossible” at a time because with Old Spice, anything is possible..
Unless of coarse you’re a statistical impossibility.. Likethe WCF World Champion, Odin Balfore
RP2
WCF-Slam
Odin & Henry
vs.
Speede & Oblivion
* the scene opens up to a close up of Odin Balfore, shirtless with the wind blowing through his hair and the pale blue sky behind him. *
Odin: If there’s nothing more that I hate then ignorance, it’s hopeless dreamers. Between Speede and Oblivion, I’m not sure which is which or even where to start; fuck it! Speede, there were six people inn that match, five of which just had something to prove. You all wanted to come in and kick someone’s ass r this, that and the other reason- as if that would just net you the title. What you call luck, what Oblivion calls luck.. I call tactical skill. I coulda been tagged in first and no one coulda slapped my hand, I coulda been stranded there for the entire match and would have been maybe the first or second man gone- but I wasn’t.
What you just did, in the ring, in the empty arena is what I’m talking about. There ain’t no need to come crying about it. You crying about ain’t gonna change the fact that I’m right here with something five people fell short of. Don’t try and mix fact with fiction about the match- the fact is I destroyed D-Day, he’s out this week- you’re welcome. The fiction is that Roy Speede thinks he’s gonna do something about it.
You’re right about one thing though, I get the job done when I need too and this week- I still need too because I got two guys, two established men on MY roster, in MY company who just seem to do nothing more then bitch, moan and complain about every little fart and burp that doesn’t come from them. I said it the other day Speede, I said it before, There ain’t no room for that in WCF anymore.. So maybe there ain’t no room for you and Oblivion.
Oblivion talk about how he’s just gonna walk right in and beat me up cuz he’s finally pissed off and you think your “ fan base” is going to help you through the match. Speede, you want this to show that you mean a damn when you really don’t. I won’t be like your hero D-Day though and say you aren’t shit because you have a “ lesser” title with an even smaller contention for it. It’s good that you have a tag team title- means that you should be a leader but sadly you arnt.. And that doesn’t sit well within the confines of Ragnarok.
* The camera pans out to see Odin riding on the back of a Pegasus. *
Odin: You see your thoughts, your words, your dreams.. Its all in your head, like riding on a Pegasus. Beating Odin Balfore, the man that delivered WCF to Ragnarok, the man that beat the top of the WCF roster to take his place AS the top of the WCF roster and became WCF champion in the process .. that’s all just a fantasy. Every last one of you thught that Odin Balfore was just gonna lose..
And lose I did
I lost the good faith that I had from WCF when I won shiny piece of gold, and you know what; I don’t care. I don’t care what the Roy Speede’s of WCF think, I don’t care what the Oblivions of the WCF think because they are.. You are.. You are what wrong with this company! MY company.
Do you know why you have fans in WCF, Speede.. Its because of me. That’s why you have fans, I allow them to watch you just like I’ll allow them to watch you eat your foot once again. As WCF champion its my responsibility to give the fans what they want but you know what, Speede?
FUCK YOUR FANS
Your fans ain’t my fans, my fans where the two, three, four.. Maybe even five guys that follow me like a damn cult leader, everywhere I go. They were the few fans that know what I’m about - not that I need to explain that to you but hey.. Speede.. You wana prove it to your fans.. You want this belt.. you want to try and beat Odin Balfore like beating me at all is proof of anything?
well.. There ain’t no bigger dragon to slay now, is there ?
* The camera pans over to Odin’s right side and gets the Pegasus in full as it swoops down an away from the camera. Suddenly a dragon fly’s up from the bottom of the frame roaring and breathing multi colored fire. The Pegasus fly’s around the dragon as the camera catches up again with it and Odin continues to speak. *
Odin: This whole proving thing.. This is all on you and Oblivion.. The man whose got no right to talk about luck because its something that he doesn’t have. Was it luck that got his mask ripped off? Was it luck that got his face disfigured ? Was it luck that got him a second call back for that movie “mask” ? Eh, Rocky Dennis ? Was it luck that made you one of the running jokes in WCF and was it luck that you lost Ultimate Showdown? It wasn’t luck.. that’s just how it works. I saw that situation for how it is but for you guys.. Last week and this week are the same because beating Odin Balfore is well… excuse me…
* Odin takes the Pegasus and swoops in on the dragon, getting so slow that Odin cold cocked the dragon right in its jaw, causing the to flinch and fall from the sky. Odin leaps off the Pegasus and onto the falling dragon. The camera rushes to follow him in mid flight. *
Odin: You see, this isn’t about kicking someone’s ass, or being the monster or even being the man that the fans want you to be because I’ve learned a long time ago that the fans, ninety percent of them.. Don’t mean shit and that being the monster will only set you up for what Oblivions already in.. failure.
* fire works start shooting up from the sky and exploding all around Odin as he and the dragon continue to free fall. *
Odin: This isn’t about the fans.. This is what I’m about.. Winning.. Because everyone should be about wining and furthering themselves in not only this company but anywhere. Even if anywhere is…
* Odin and the dragon crash hard into the earth, just past the shore line of a beach, leaving a good sized crater under them. Odin casually hops off and takes a stroll in the surf. *
Odin: …Rock bottom. Because when it comes to me, failure isn’t an option.. I’ve won all my big time matches because that’s what I need to do and this match ain’t no different. Doc, Henry or not this match is still two man facing the impossible. For you guys, this is EVERYTHING about the three count- that maybe I was the fluke but is..
* Odin reach down and picks up a gold coin and rolls it on his knuckles. *
Odin: finding pirate treasure just a fluke?. Of coarse not.. You gotta know how to get it and you boys just simple forgot because --
if you have it, you don’t need it.
If you need it, don’t have it.
If you have it, you need more of it.
f you have more of it, you don’t need less of it.
You need it to get it.
And you certainly need it to get more of it.
But if you already don’t have any of it to begin with, then you can’t get any to get started, which means you have no idea how to get it in the first place..
Do you ?
You can share it.. Sure. You can even stock pile it if you’d like
but you can’t fake it!
Wanting it, needing it, wishing for it…
the point is if you never had any of it, ever.. People just seem to know.
Be it luck, skill, gold, a win or that special lady friend you’ve been eyeing from across the bar- we all have the sense of the impossible.
An impossible is the problem.
Monday night I address two problems within WCF and I will conquer then because they don’t know how to conquer me. while every other man only has to deal with one because when I want to conquer the impossible..
* Odin reaches in his back pocket and pulls out a red soap bottle and holds it up, displaying it to the camera. *
Odin: while your trying to reach your fans or that monster inside you… I reach for Old Spice Body Wash.. Conquer the world.. One “impossible” at a time because with Old Spice, anything is possible..
Unless of coarse you’re a statistical impossibility.. Likethe WCF World Champion, Odin Balfore
